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Added: 14 years ago in Family Guy

Megs Boyfriend Chapter 6

Disclaimer:Take a wild guess.Chapter6: Keeping a SecretThevery next day, Zack was downstairs eating cereal. His head was stillthrobbing fromthefight with the jocks. Meg then walked into the kitchen to talk withZack."Morning,Zack," said Meg as she gave him a kiss."Whatwas that for?" Zack groaned."Don'tyou remember last night at the dance?" she asked, "You toldme that you loved me and we danced the

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Conkers Bad Family Day Chapter 2

Conkers Bad FamilyDayToday was the day whenthe true weirdness was sure to occur. Conker had been taken into theGriffin house and things were bound to get interesting as a result.Conker roamed aroundthe house and asked, Hey, guys do you gots any beer? Im indesperate need of some.Im sure youllfind some, Chris stated, Dad probably has lots in the fridge.Peter turned to him andstated, Probably have so

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The Spellbook Chapter 33

AnnouncementWell,since writing chapters is becoming really hard to me lately, I thinkthat time has come to write a fanmail chapter. Youcan ask questions to any character you want (myself included). Youcan send the questions via review or PM. Also, try to ask as manyquestions as you can imagine, I want this chapter to be long.Well,thats all. Ill be waiting for your questions!

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Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 5

Meg,between peter and Connie D'Amico which one would you killMEG:Peter or Connie. Uhh. I dont care. Theyre both as bad as eachother. You decide. (tears start welling up in her eyes) Oh wait. Idont have any friends.Brian, if you could would you stealLois from PeterBRIAN:I have married Lois once before, but then Peter came back and beingthe true friend I am, I gave him back his wife. Im true, andloy

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 7

Chapter7: Moviesand Strip PokerAtthe Quahog mall, Meg and Zack are the clothing store looking for anew dress. Zack was paying for it. Little did they know, Lois andPeter where spying on them withing one of the clothes holders."Howabout... this one?" asked Meg."Nah,too skanky," said Zack."What'sso skanky about it?" asked Meg."BritanySpears once wore one like that," said Zack."Eww,"said Meg as she s

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Conkers Bad Family Day Chapter 3

Conkers Bad FamilyDayRecently, it wasrevealed that the Great Mighty Poo from Conkers world had somehowentered Quahog. Well, the crisis was over and everyone was sure therift deal was over with.As the family sat infront of the TV watching Springer, Meg entered the room and asked,Hey, can I have the remote? Drawn Together is on.Drawn Together?Peter retorted, Oh, I love Drawn Together and slapstick r

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The Spellbook Chapter 34

Chapter 33: Letters from our FansInside the Griffin household, all The Spellbook cast is on the living room, the titular book on Megs lap.Well, just like Ander said, today we will answer some of the fans questions said Meg.Too bad that there arent any letters said Brian.Well, I hope you didnt expect a story focused on Meg and not me to actually have fans teased Stewie.Oh, shut up! said Rosie. Ther

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 8

Disclaimer:Me: Guess what? Guess what?Meg: What?Me: I am now the proud owner of Family Guy!Zack: Umm, no you're not.Me: What do you mean?Meg: Tying up Seth MacFarlane and locking him in a closet does not make you own FamilyGuy.Seth(From the closet): MMMPH!!! MMMPHHH!!!Me: Does so.Meg: Don't listen to this guy. He does NOT own Family Guy.Zack: The only thing he own is me.Me: Oh, fine! Let's get the

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When The Fire Goes Out Chapter 1

A/N: Hello everyone! Zeosphere, here! This is my first story/one shot ever done, but I hope you all enjoy it. This is a story about disaster and misfortune. So sit back and enjoy the ride!Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy...or anything else important.When the Fire Goes Out-At the Griffins Home-Louis: Is everybody ready!Chris: Im ready mom! Meg? (Picks his nose)Meg: Ewww, yea Im readywait, wheres

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The Decision Chapter 1

Family Guy FanficSilverhawk9207/26/09TheDecision, Part One** * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sadly,Peter has died of old age, and Lois is now a single elder. Meg andChris are now fifty-two and fifty, and taking care of the house.Stewie is now 32 years old and now lives elsewhere; still in Quahog.However, he now lives alone and is doing well as head of WGG.(Pleasenote: These ages may not be accurate.)**

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Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 7

DearMeg, do you like to go back to your make-up look? I like both yournormal and famous look.:) Would that be nice to get rich and go onwith your life?(Not like that terrible incident before)DearWindGoddessRuneNo...After what happened to me that day, well, I can tell you that it wasjust terrible. Thanks for liking my appearance, but its not theperson in side of me. Getting rich would be cool.MegDe

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 9

Author's note: If you're having trouble picturing Zack here's a link to a pic: (sorry it seems it won't let me post the link. Oh well, it's at Deviantart undermy username of VictorTheBabysitter in my scraps section)Family Guy.Chapter 9: Double Date, Swingers, And An Evil LobsterMeg, Zack, Brian, and Jillian were seated in a nice resteraunt at a table for three. Zack didn't really want to be there,

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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 1

KnowYour Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer:If I owned Family Guy Id be out buying lots of stuff!Peterwalked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know YourStars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,PeterGriffin...He cheats on Lois with some floozy at theDrunken Clam.No I didnt! You jackass!PeterGriffin...He has a second family with Oprah!Hellno! I hate Oprah!Oh,really? Then whats this? Th

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The Decision Chapter 2

Family Guy FanficSilverhawk9207/27/09TheDecision, Part Two* * * ** * * * * * * * * * *Chrissighed, hanging up the phone. Ever since Peter had passed away, Chrishad decided to treat Meg with more respect, seeing that nobody elsewould. Besides, to top it off, she was actually grieving for theirfather. She didnt need everyonehating her as well.Besides,Chris could die at any moment and he knew it. He

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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 1

The Unofficial Family Guy Fan Fiction Rules!Just a set of satirical guidelines for making a fiction, if you actually follow them then you are an idiot.No offence to the many people I will reference, I am having a crack at readers and writers mmkay? I am not actually sure if this qualifies as fiction but if a story that just says Giggidy 100 times gets to stay up I am sure this should be allowed to

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 10

Chapter10: Descision TimeZackand Meg had been going out for months. 5 months to be exact.Throughout the 5 months, they had kept their promise to not have sexuntil Meg turned 18. Although sometimes they were tempted, like whenZack once walked in on Meg in her underwear, they kept their word. Itwas still many months away from Meg's 18th birthday so the wait wouldbe a long one. However, that promise

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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 2

KnowYour Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer:If I owned Family Guy Id be out buying lots of stuff!Loiswalked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know YourStars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,LoisGriffin...Shes from Iraq!NoIm from Rhode Island!Yeah,suuurre. Terrorist!Iam not!LoisGriffin...She cheated with American Dad!Shh!Not so loud!LoisGriffin...has Bulimia and uses a chopstick to

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New Neighbours Chapter 1

Person: Hey you'vewritten a story about Family Guy. Does that mean you own it?Me: Do I look like SethMacFarlanePeters POVI was watching T.V &drinking a beer when Lois came in & started bitching.Lois: Peter I told you, wehave new neighbours. Now get off your ass & come with me &the kids to greet them.Me: Oh, alright, It'sanother Squidward episode anyway.I got up & we all wentove

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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 2

After musing on the recentdrama going on in this section I decided to tackle it as Itackle all Internet Drama, taking the bloodied stick of satire toboth parties. So I therefore announce that the Rules of Family GuyFan Fiction is back for another pot shot at the main players of thisforum.I shall be writing a series ofguidelines for various genres that people write for. Today I shall betearing apar

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 11

Chapter11: A Turn For The WorseForMeg, last night was the greatest night of her life, except for thepart where Stewie ran in. Some say the poor boy is scarred for life,but that's another story. Anyway, Zack had gone to work, and Meg wasin the kitchen with Lois talking about last night."Zackand I made love last night," said Meg."WHAT?!?!?"shouted Lois as she took a look around and leaned closer to

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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 3

Know Your Stars: Family GuyDisclaimer: If I owned Family Guy Id be a rich jerk.Chris walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Chris Griffin...Hes secretly a girl named I. P. FreelyNo Im not! My name is Chris Griffin!Seymour Asses...He works at Southern XposureCool! Wait, no I dont! And my name is Chris Griffin!Jacques Strap...H

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A Long time cumming

After a big fight with peter louis goes to talk to glen. she ask him why does peter do such stupid things. so glen says what did he do this time. she says he won't fuck me in the ass and i have been asking him to do it for a long time. well glen says if you where with me i would do everything you want. she smiles and says thats so sweet glen. by this time louis has noticed that  glen has a hard o

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A Whole Lotta Meg Chapter 1

One day out of the blue, Kevin Swanson came back to town. See, he'd gone away on a bus to an out of state college for a few years and was blissfully unaware of any changes that had gone down in Quahog during that time.Namely, the fact that Meg, once an object of his affections, was now the towns...how shall we say it, Butt Monkey. Pariah. A living joke. Not knowing this, he asked her out in public

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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 3

No flame huh? You bastards cheatme of my fun replying. Anyways to appease a few I now turn to theother side (kinda) of this little war... if you could call it a war.Hell I have been mixed up in internet drama that threatened courtsummances haha. By the way I am going to be meaner to nicer people inthis one so I would assume I cannot avoid flame. AWESOMEBut I digress... it is time todestroy Review

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 12

Chapter12: NotThe Final ChapterTheGriffin family and Jillian(who they called and told her everything)were sitting in the waiting room of the hospital still waiting forthe condition of Zack. Meg was especially worried about him. Thegunshot wound was bleeding pretty bad by the time the ambulance gotthere, and she has been known to have such bad luck. If she lost him,then what? She would have to go b

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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 4

Know Your Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer: If I owned Family Guy Id kill Lois!Stewie walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Stewie Griffin...He loves LoisWhat the deuce! I hate Lois!Stewie Griffin...Is as nice as a bunnyHell no! Im evil not good!Stewie Griffin...Won the Most Loverly Baby Award No! I won the Most Screwed Up Baby

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A Whole Lotta Meg Chapter 2

His eyes settled on the protruding swell of flesh before him, and his nonexistent mouth watered."That's some real primeness there!" Slowly, he brought his hand down and patted the unsuspecting girl swiftly on the butt.*Meg Griffin blinked."Kevin? Did...you just touch my butt?""No, both my hands are holding my Science book," her study date said. "Why?""Maybe it's my imagination but I could've sworn

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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 4

Hello, in there,' he whisperedto every house on every side as he moved. 'What's up tonight onChannel 4, Channel 7, Channel 9? Where are the cowboys rushing, anddo I see the United States Cavalry over the next hill to the rescue?'The street was silent and longand empty, with only his shadow moving like the shadow of a hawk inmid-country. If he closed his eyes and stood very still, frozen, hecould i

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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 13

Chapter13: The Big NewsDislcaimer:I do not own Family Guy. Zack and Meg's baby are my creations.Author'snotes: I have decided to scrap Meg's baby as a seperate story and putthis in here as acontinuation. Somechapters have been edited a bit while chapter 2 won't beappearing atall(because I hated it.).Continuingfrom the previous chapter..."Speakingof surprises, Zack. There's something Meg wants to t

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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 5

KnowYour Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer:If I owned Family Guy Id put myself on the show as Megs onlyfriend!Megwalked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know YourStars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,MeganGriffin...she is a super mega lesbian Nuhuh!Im straight!MeganGriffin...dated Haylie from American DadSo?Mom dated her dad!MeganGriffin...wet the bed til she was 14"Pleasedont t

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A Whole Lotta Meg Chapter 3

By a strange twist of fate, Meg and Connie had become...well, not friends, but more tolerant of each other than before. Being science partners probably had something to do with it.Unfortunately, Connie held a grudge against one Stewart Gilligan Griffin. She'd figured out he'd both been her onetime love interest Zach Sawyer and the baby who'd gotten her arrested for pedophilia. So spending time at

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The Unofficial Family Guy Fiction Rules Chapter 5

Stewie/Brian. If Meg stories arethe result of a bunch of effeminate monkeys in a type writer room,then Stewie/Brian stories are the result of a bunch of dyslexiceffeminate monkeys in a room full of type writers which cause themonkeys spelling and grammar to be FUCKING ASS BACKWARD.Oh yes. Haylias is back with anon-emo chapter of the Unofficial Rules of Family Guy Fan Fiction,now then, in the highl

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