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Who Would Win in a Fight Chapter 1
A/N: This fic is just silly. Dont take it too serious. I probably say that too much, but its a good thing to say, especially before silly fics like this.Appropriately rated T.Who Would Win in a Fight?Squidward held the video camera with his arms out, angling it toward his face. Hello, listeners, he said in a smug tone. Welcome to Squidward Tentacles Clarinet Special He hesitated. uh Extravagan
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Love Thy Neighbor Chapter 5
More silly shenanigans as SpongeBob desperately tries to get Squidward to notice him. Please read and review, cause I like to hear a opinion every now and then. And in the meantime, please enjoy the humor.SpongeBobs infatuation with Squidward seem to only deepen after spending a whole night with him at the Krusty Krab. He wanted to try and establish a closer relationship with his neighbor, but the
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Sandys Greatest Invention Chapter 1
Disclaimer:I do not own SpongeBob- characters.SandysWondrous InventionItwas midnight, but the lights were still on in Sandy CheeksTreedome. She was working on something revolutionary, and she hadnthad time for her friends for a while. But now she was almost ready.Finished!the squirrel exclaimed excitedly, holding an ordinary lookingchocolate bar in her hand.Thisis mah greatest invention yet! It lo
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Squidwards Cruise Of A Lifetime Chapter 1
Summary: Spongebob and his pals travel back in time to 1912 and set sail on the RMS Titanic, finding themselves in a whole new mess of adventures, and a bit of romance.First Spongebob fic here! Hello everybody!Just a few things you should know about this story:1. Thoughts are in italics.2. I will post chapter release dates on the bottom.3. I used all caps on some letters to put emphasis on a word.
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Back to Atlantis Chapter 1
Back to Atlantis:If you dont remember the king of Atlantis was called Lord Royal Highness. I do not own any SpongeBob characters except for Roger who I just made up.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ch 1: The missing piece in a puzzleOne day, in the city of Atlantis, Lord Royal Highness sat in his throne, thoughtful. He fel
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Back to Atlantis Chapter 2
Lasttime in Back to Atlantis: Lord Royal Highness felt lonely, soRoger recommended him to get a queen. As memories flashed back, LRHdecided that his queen would be Sandy Cheeks. What will happen now?Ido not own any SpongeBob characters, only the made up dude Roger.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ch2: A
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The Spirit of Christmas Chapter 4
Chapter 4: The Big NightThe audience sat in the pews, anxious for the show to begin. When's the show gonna start? Mr. Krabs asked. His daughter Pearl, a whale, shushed him. Quiet dad its starting. she said as the lights dimmed. You ready Kells? asked Sandy. Her, Kelly, and Spongebob were in the back. All wearing white silk robes. You bet. said Kelly holding her Bible close to her. Spongebob took a
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Order Up Chapter 1
Order Up!Ok, I've come up with aload of new story ideas! Now, it's your chance to help decide whatorder I'll write them in! So, here they are!1. Going Through Changes(Mainly SBXSC)What do you get whenSquidward finally decides to move away from Spongebob, Sandy decidesto move next door to Spongebob, and her cousin moves to town? Readand find out!2. Stand up or Shut up(SBXSC)This is my sequel to the
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Different With A Slight Touch Of Giftedness Chapter 2
Here is chapter 2; this is where the real action begins!Aspergers syndrome. A fish with half moon glasses looking through some files said as SpongeBob cleared his throat.Can I ask you what that is? the doctor smiled, Theres no need to worry, Aspergers is a very mild form of autism, I look at Aspergers as agift. Ill explain it a little better so youll know what your daughters weak points are. Peopl
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directly shoot upon my short
once upon a time when sponge bob woke up,sandy wants to play karate with spongebob but sponge bob is so busy so sponge bob take his bath and sandy wait for him and mean while after 1 hour sponge bob not done yet sandy want to check it out and she saw sponge bob playing dick sandy said are you to young to do that i want to tryto sandy said sure i will directly shoot upon your short sandy ok sandy s
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Come At Work Chapter 1
AN: I had to take a break from my NaNo fic to write this. It's just been plaguing my mind. Which, you know, should be a tip-off that there's something SERIOUSLY wrong with my mind. But . . . yeah. I just needed to satisfy a Squid/Sponge craving. Speaking of cravings, I'm gonna go eat some popcorn. Yum. Rated (not the popcorn-this fic) for wonderfully homoerotic exploits, outtakes, and bloopers. Bu
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September Chapter 7
yes, i know. my profile says September updates in February. But, i thought of this, and had to write it. Just think of this as a Christmas present =) A nice appetizer for the juicy chapter that will come in Febuary!!!Carry on now...................................................................................................................................................
So, Caroline, said
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A New Beginning Chapter 2
SpongeBob and Gary were outside. They were very happy to be outside. Because it was a nice day. SpongeBob looked around. "It is a nice day!" He said.
"Meow" said Gary.
"I agree! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha " said SpongeBob.
Then Gary and SpongeBob began to walk in the direction of the Crusty Crab. SpongeBob works at the Crusty Krab, if you didn't know. Maybe you should watch SpongeBob sometimes
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SpongeBob and the Unusual Krabby Patty Chapter 1
SpongeBob and the Unusual Krabby PattySpongeBob Squarepants was asleep in his bed, in his pineapple, in the city of Bikini Bottom. We see SpongeBob snoring until his alarm clock rang. SpongeBob turned it off. His snail Gary woke up. Good morning, Gary! said SpongeBob cheerfully, as he did every morning. Meow? said Gary. Yes, Gary, said SpongeBob. I do have to work today! Yippee! So he got out of b
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Love Trives A Hero Chapter 9
Chapter 8 ForgedPlan 2 in ActionIt's daytime. The sun is over thehorizon. It's about 8:30 a.m. Its a clear day, the fire near theriver where last night's events took place is out. In the tent,SpongeBob and Sandy are sleeping under a open sleeping bag. Spongebobpeacefully woke up and first saw Sandy. He smiled and then sat up.Looking at sandy, he kissed her on the cheek and unzipped the frontof the
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Married Chapter 1
Immmmmmmmmm Readddddyy! Im ready! Im ready! Im Ready. SpongeBob ran out of his pine apple house, joyful as usual, until he saw his parents coming his way.Mom? Dad? What are you doing here?Oh SpongeBob thats right, we didnt tell you. His mother walked towards him.Mean while Squidward held his tentacles to his ears, annoyed by SpongeBobs voice.Do he have to say that everyday? Squidward sighed.He pul
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ahhh Chapter 1
NOTE: THIS IS VERY RANDOM! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RANDOM STUFF, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!THANK YOU!CHAPTER 1HALLUCINATING"Sponge-bob-square-pants,Sponge-bob-square-pants,Sponge-bob-square-pants!""We interupt this program to bring you...""Woa woa woa! Who's interupting our special sponge-bob-square-pants special edition?"says patchy."Brawk! I think it's that courage show on cartoon network!"says Patty."
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Basic Math for the Sexually Confused Chapter 1
AN: Believe it or not, this started as a Spandy fic. Now you know why I dont write Spandy. Enjoy the plotlessness. And yes, there is slash. Rated for derogatory terminology and sexuality, as well as other things I cannot remember. Um . . . yeah. Im sorry you had to see this. And I apologize; this is basically a rip off of Queer Infatuations (I know, I know, I need some new ideas). What a jip, I kn
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Fright Chapter 4
Chapter 4He did want Patrick, more than he ever thought possible, Spongebob had always felt like a vital part of him was missing, however he considered that was impossible since he had thought he had everything, a beautiful home, great friends, his heroes, and his passion as a fry-cook. But he never had love for another and the essence of it filled his heart like a shiny new balloon. He wouldnt de
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Sandys Underground Chamber Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own anythingrelated to Spongebob. Your common sense probably already told youthis.Sandy's UndergroundChamberIt was a nice day in Bikini Bottom, andSpongebob and Patrick were jellyfishing. Patrick had gotten stung inthe eye once while Spongebob had gotten stung in the nose. They bothlooked quite silly. People would walk by and laugh at them, only toget stung by jellyfish themse
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Sandys Underground Chamber Chapter 2
Chapter 2....Sandy's UndergroundChamberPatrick woke up after being passed outfor quite some time. He wasn't particularly sure where he was. It wasa 10 by 12 dusty, dim lit room with tons of gadgets hanging on thewall. There was seemingly no escape for poor Patrick. He walkedaround the room looking for an exit. Ok, not really, I'm just joking.He was running into the same wall over and over again. H
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Sandys Underground Chamber Chapter 3
Chapter 3 yaySandy's UndergroundChamberSpongebob woke up in a very small room.This time, it wasn't some lame and boring room. It was a cave. Adeep, hallow cave with a bunch of bats flying overhead. Spongebob wasscared. He looked for a rock to hide behind so no bats would get him,even though they weren't really bothering him. Then he heard ascream."AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" thescream pierced Spongebob's e
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If Squidward was Gay Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob or Avenue Q, seesh.If Squidward was GaySqiudward was at home, in his favorite chair, he sigh of joy, "An afternoon alone with my favorite book, Clarinet Players of the 1940's. No neighbors to bother me. How could it get any better then this?""Well hi Squidward!", Spongebob and Patrick said as they barged in."Hi Spongebob. Hi Patrick.", Squidward said in an annoyed
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Sandys Underground Chamber Chapter 5
Chapter 5, will not disappointSandy's UndergroundChamberPatrick had been running through thecave looking for a way to get out of it. Of course, as you'd expect,he fell through yet another hole in the ground."Why does this keep happening tome?!" Patrick screamed as he was falling. Before he knew it, hehit the ground in a place with all kinds of other people going nuts.It was the same room Spongebob
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Sandys Underground Chamber Chapter 6
Chapter 6 is hereSandy's UndergroundChamberSpongebob's shovel pounded against thecrack in the ceiling of the room. Of course, he was trying to executehis plan he mentioned earlier, but it wasn't really working thatwell. He needed something stronger than the shovel to breakthrough."Do you have it yet?" arandom voice asked from below."Why yes," said Spongebob,sarcastically. "That's why I keep POUNDI
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Jealous of a Star Chapter 5
Before you read:Authors notes:This is part two of the "Tell me all your Secrets..." chapter, which was separated for unknown reasons.
The reason this was uploaded faster was because it was actually done when part one was uploaded, I was just being lazy xD. But here it is..Review Replies:SpandyluvrXD2009-07-16 . chapter 3 Hey me again. Well, I just found out by my dad that I can't give out my
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The Craziness of SpongeBob Chapter 2
Heres another silly story for ya. I love doing short SpongeBob stories for fun though. I aint trying to give the real SpongeBob writers a run for their money. I only like doing the stories on how they really should be written and stay true to its originality. I pretty sure anyone can agree with me and also have the same idea. Please enjoy.......Title: Krab CakesSummary: SpongeBob and friends prepa
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A New Carreer Chapter 1
Spongebob sat in the kitchen in his house, in the fetal position, crying. He had just been yelled at by mister crabs. The old man was hard on him, and he didn't take it personally often. But this time was different. Squidward had played a prank on Mr. Krabs, and Spongebob was blamed. Gary asked him what happened.FLASHBACKIt was Sunday, and squidward was "working". He was always worked on weekends,
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Spongy Love Revised Chapter 5
Spongebob Squarepants and any Bikini Bottom characters don't belong to meAilani does howeverThe next day at the Krusty Krab Spongebob was talking to Mr. Krabs."So me boy how was the date?" Mr. Krabs asked."Mr. Krabs. It wasn't a date I was just showing her around town." Spongebob said."Sure it wasn't me boy." Mr. Krabs said."Mr. Krabs." Spongebob whined."Fine, fine, fine Spongebob. Only joking." M
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 1
Racefor Bikini Bottom PresidentChapter1: Krabs Choice for PresidentTheKrusty Krab restaurant was quite a wreck, and having quite a badmonth to date. Inside the restaurant, there were no customers atall, and poor Squidward was sitting at his cashier station beingquite bored literally to death, while Spongebob was his usual hyperself. Still trying to wait for a customer to come through those twodoor
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 4
Chapter4: Patricks Hit MenJustwhen news reporters came into what seem like a renovated Cum Bucket,Squilliam Fancyson had arrived in a limo to which all the reportersbegan to gather.Mr.Fancyson, we have heard rumors that youll funding and supportingPatrick Stars campaign, are you concern that Patricks image asknowing for doing nothing will harm your own image? asked one ofthe reporters.Look,I felt
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 1
There was a firm knock on Spongebobs door. Spongebob walked to the door and opened it. A note stood at Spongebobs feet and he lifted him. Carefully, he unfolded the paper and there was a note. The note read:Spongebob---I am going on a journey above land. Would you and Patrick come with me? I want to journey out in the open air again and maybe discover something like treasure. Please let Patrick kn
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Spongebob Dickpants Chapter 1
I made this to cure my writers block, that's why this story sucks.One day, Spongebob woke up "Ahh, what a beautiful day!" he announced to Gary. Spongebob then hopped out of bed, already dressed, for he figured that if he was dressed when he woke up, then he would get to the Krusty Krab faster, or something. "Well, gotta go to work! I'll see you later!" Spongebob then went to work at his dead-end j
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The Journey Above Sea Chapter 5
Thecave was very dark, long, and wet. A very brave Patrick Star walkedin while Spongebob and Sandy stayed at the entrance. The Patricksfeet stamped the tiny rocks, which made a crunching sound.Ah,Spongebob! Im scared! I dont wanna go in there! Sandywailed.Thefear within Spongebob froze. Did she just say she was scared?Yes, she did! Spongebob toughened up. He felt a big moment coming on.Spongebob h
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Botched Abortions and a Second Thing Chapter 1
AN: Slash. SpongeBob/Patrick. Rated T for the obvious reasons. Saving strength for porn . . . I mean fic.The fact was, despite all indications of a deficit in mental capacity, Patrick Star was a lot more intelligent in the sexual arts than his not-quite-but-still-more-than-friends boyfriend (and yes, those were the exact words used to describe the not-quite-but-something-was-definitely-there relat
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Mindys Back Chapter 3
NextChapter! Have fun reading!Patrickjust stood there with the hugest smile on his face."YOUREHOT!" Patrick yelled randomly."Uhh,thank you." Mindy said, blushing.Mindytwiddled her fingers, looked around a bit and had an idea."How'bout we go and get some food? Just the two of us?" she asked.Atthis time, Patrick was jumping and bouncing of everything, yelling,"OKAY! OKAY OKAY OKAY!"Mindygrabbed him
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Top 10 ways to annoy the main Spongebob characters Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Sandy:Note: Sorry againfor it being so short, there are also limited things that annoy her.So it will be short, like Patrick's. It will be a Top 5.5. Spongebobdoing sneak attacks on her.4. Someone, i.eSpongebob disrupting her work.3. Being made funof for being a land critter.2. Someoneplaying a mean joke on her. {Example: from Ripped Pants, she gotannoyed and angry for Spongebob pretend
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 2
A/N:UchihaLuva gave me the idea forthis new chapter.Once there was ahorrific, Squidward.He stank ofer...Squid.So much,everyone made squidballs out of himThey ate him ata fancy dinner partyand er died...The EndA/N:Yeah...plz review because I love writing and I love peopleencouraging my writing. Of course most of this chapter was UchihaLuvaidea
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Car Wreck Chapter 2
--"H-How? How did he die?" Sandy asked, tears in her eyes. "Well, we did all we could Ms. Cheeks, but he died at 11:29 AM, three hours after the accident." 'No way, no. Not Spongebob. Not him!' "I...I don't know what to say..." Suddenly, the Earth froze, all Sandy could hear and see was Spongebob laughing and talking to her. "Spongebob..." She whispered, holding out her hand to try to poke him, se
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Mindys Back Chapter 4
And!The Next One!SoSpongebob and Sandy went and walked towards the movie theatre. Justthen Spongebob saw Patrick at the resturaunt and pounded on thewindow."PATRICK,PATRICK! IT'S ME SPONGEBOB!!" he yelled.Justthen Patrick turned his head and saw Spongebob."Spongebob!How bout' you and Sandy join us! A DOUBLE DATE!" he yelled.Sandysort of blushed at this."SoSandy, you wanna join them?" Spongebob ask
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 3
A/N: A newchapter! Yea! This was inspired by Jester Joke. Enjoy!Once there was ayellow sponge.He was veryyellow.Infact, he wasso yellow, that everyone was blinded by his yellowness.So they died.The end.A/N:...Ihave nothing to say...So yeah! You know the drill...Review with morechapter ideas and etc.
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Mindys Back Chapter 5
NextChapter!"Isee." Sandy said.Sandythen turned to Spongebob, and they looked a little awkward at eachother. Then they turned away."HeySpongebob, what were you doing with Sandy anyways, a date?"Patrick asked randomly.Spongebobthen had a wide-eyed expression."Well,I uh.." was all he could say.Patricksmirked."Iknew you've always liked Sandy! AND THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ASK HEROUT!!" he said,"PATRICK!!L
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