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Its The Little Things Chapter 38
Birthday
I had to submit SOMETHING for the imaginary occasion.Needless to say Squilliam was a little bit pissed.He shouldnt have been, for it was December 19th, his 40th birthday (we are still set in 2016 here, for those still reading this). And birthdays are supposed to be happy occasions, right?
It wasnt as if Squill was stressed over turning 40 and all the stereotypes it entails such
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Majestic Chapter 1
MajesticI had a really crazy idea one day. I was like all. I want to try making a Pearl/Sandy story. Wouldnt that be interesting? So I did! Pairing: PearlXSandy Femslash!Summary: When Sandy plays her violin late at night, she accidently woke Pearl...It was late, and she should have been in bed. But she couldnt sleep. She tried to count sheep, but that didnt work for her. She tried to close her eye
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Romanceing with Angelina Squarepants Chapter 5
Disclaimer; I do not own SpongeBob.
Authors note; sorry if this chapters late, and short but its the bridge between this story and the next one on SpongeBob; the sequel to this one. Some things may be explained some wont like how Angel and Marie are the same person, I never figured that one out, but it may be explained.Chapter5; I need help.Marie stood at the end of an alley, a sack of painti
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The Spellbook Chapter 13
Chapter 13: The Plan:Summary So Far: Summary So Far: Spongebob is on his way home when he sees a dark magic shop. He goes in and he spots a spellbook near the back of the shop. The owner warns him about the book, the dangers it holds, but Spongebob buys it anyway. When he takes it home, he turns Gary into a carrot, and his best friend, Patrick Star into a snail. He has nightmares until he becomes
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Its The Little Things Chapter 39
Testy
A faux pas on a father's part inevitably doesn't help any chaos. Victorias class tutor had evidently caught the older of her two fathers at a bad time; if the unkempt nature of his beige shirt and the large stacks of paper surrounding him hadnt given it away, the tense nature of his voice as he muttered What the hell is it now? into the phone more than made up for it.
Said tutor st
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After8 Chapter 1
After8
For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it. Remember when I said in the author's note for Feint that I'd have After8 up by Christmas? I wasn't lying. And what's more, because of the Squidill angle to it, it can also double up as my Christmas contribution to the Squilliam's Jealousy Saga!
Yes, I am a dork.Disclaimer: Must you keep insi
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Squids Escape Chapter 1
A/N - This is a littlefan fic one of my half cousins helped me with. One night we werechatting and he was watching sponge bob and he was like "HeyRedd (redd's not my real name)! What if on spongebob there was thisepisode where spongebob told squidward "Hey squidward you'rereally tall!" and then squidward said "Well, yes I'm astall as my mother." and then spongebob and patrick giggle andrun away?"
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The Spellbook Chapter 14
Chapter 14: Search for the Spellbook:Summary So Far: Summary So Far: Spongebob is on his way home when he sees a dark magic shop. He goes in and he spots a spellbook near the back of the shop. The owner warns him about the book, the dangers it holds, but Spongebob buys it anyway. When he takes it home, he turns Gary into a carrot, and his best friend, Patrick Star into a snail. He has nightmares u
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Eugenes Secret Chapter 1
Eugene Krabs pacednervously on the deck of the naval ship he was on.Oh, Im a dirtyliar! And that was the one rule of the pirate code! Never lie! Oh,Im steamed with a side of melted butter if Granddad finds out! Hesighed heavily, sucking in air (miraculously not sucking in water asall creatures under the sea seem to do). He began to practice what hewas going to say to his granddad, adjusting his un
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Knowingly Chapter 1
AN: God, Im tired. Felt like typing a drabble (drabble is 100 words, right? Ignore the FFN word count thingy-the actual fic really IS 100 words! I even hand counted it; that's how bored I was). Um . . . yes. I shall wallow in the shortness and the utter lack-of-plot and substance. Squidward, theres a customer up front.I know.- - - - - - - - - -Squidward, your collar is crooked.I know.- - - - - - -
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The Spellbook Chapter 15
Chapter 15: Return of the Monster:Summary So Far: Summary So Far: Spongebob is on his way home when he sees a dark magic shop. He goes in and he spots a spellbook near the back of the shop. The owner warns him about the book, the dangers it holds, but Spongebob buys it anyway. When he takes it home, he turns Gary into a carrot, and his best friend, Patrick Star into a snail. He has nightmares unti
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The Cheeks Chapter 1
Spongebob Squarepantsand Patrick Star put on their water helmets to visit their squirrelfriend, Sandy Cheeks, for tea.And then it like,fell out of the sky! Patrick said.Oh, wow!Spongebob replied, only now starting to listen to his friendschatter. His mind was elsewhere. He was thinking of Sandy. Hecouldnt wait to taste that yummy tea, and to see Sandy, of course.Spongebob was getting tired of peop
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Future Love Chapter 1
~Chapter one~I worked quickly twisting and turning the knobs and wires on my new invention. I had been working on it for the past few months and now it was just about complete but Istill wasn't sure if it was even work. I wipped the sweat off that beaded on my forehead with the back of my hand, I don't think I had worked so hard on something in mylife. The past few nights I hadn't really been slee
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The Spellbook Chapter 16
Chapter 16: Rescue Mission:Summary So Far: Summary So Far: Spongebob is on his way home when he sees a dark magic shop. He goes in and he spots a spellbook near the back of the shop. The owner warns him about the book, the dangers it holds, but Spongebob buys it anyway. When he takes it home, he turns Gary into a carrot, and his best friend, Patrick Star into a snail. He has nightmares until he be
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Future Love Chapter 2
~Chapter two~I giggled like a giddy school girl and danced around like a fool but I didn't really care I think I was aloud to look like an idiot when you just created the best invention ever. Athought made me stop though. Just becauise it was up and running didn't mean that it would actaully bring me through time. I hadn't though of that and I screamed infrustration it would suck if I had done all
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How You Get Rid of a Moocher Chapter 1
Me: I saw the episode where Squidward losses his job and this was born.How You Get Rid of a MoocherSPONGEBOB!Spongebob ran panting into his own room where Squidward sat in his bed, dirty plates and crusty napkins surrounding him.Yes Squidward?Where is my soup!?Coming Squidward.And why arent you in uniform!?Spongebob sighed and disappeared from sight only to instantly reappear in an embarrassing ma
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The Spellbook Chapter 17
Note:Iran out of ideas for this story, "The Spellbook". If youhave any ideas for the next few chapters, please send them in areview. For now, it is on hiatus because of two things: one, for thewriters block and two, I am waiting for more reviews. When I get 5more, I will continue, and when I get a new idea.
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Wrong To Be Right Chapter 1
Title: Wrong to Be Right
Disclaimer: I, in no way, shape, manner, or form, own Spongebob Squarepants, or the characters said series contains. All publicly recognizable characters are copyrighted to Nickelodeon. No infringement intended
Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants
Characters: Man-Ray, Mermaid Man
Continuity: Post-Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
Warnings: None
Summar
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Spongebobs New Years Eve Chapter 1
Spongebob emerged fromhis pineapple, a large hat on his head. It said Happy New Year!and it was rigged with lots of fireworks that would shoot into thesky at midnight. All he had to do was pull the string attached to hishat. He also had some barrels set up around his house that wouldburst open and launch flames into the sky. He was trying to do lessthan he had done last year. Last year, he had pre
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roller skates and pirates Chapter 1
It was a crisp autumn morning, the streets began to bustle with faint noise, and on a bench a young girl by the name of felicity ,yawned and stretched as she sat up breathing in the the fresh air. oh goodness . just a little bit chilly this morning. I better get up before anyone sees me. Said felicity.She grabbed her backpack and headed down the street, as everyone stard at her. She was tall, bust
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The Spellbook Chapter 18
TheSpellbook:AShort Summary So Far: When Spongebob goes into a dark magic shop oneday, he sees a spellbook, and he buys it, with a warning from theshopkeeper: it is really dangerous. But Spongebob ignores it and hetakes it home. He transforms Patrick into a snail and Gary into acarrot. He finds out the book is magical and he tries it out on a lotof stuff. He hides the book and then when it resurfa
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Old Times Werent Always Good Chapter 1
Chapter 1A/N: I only own whateverNickolodean doesn'tSpongebob's Point of View"Hey Sponge, my man!What's up with you tonight? You seem kinda down," said a friendof mine, Taylor."Nothing, justthinking about home," and I was. Today was the day I had leftBikini Bottom and moved to Coral Reef. I wondered if they stillthought about me. I doubted Squidward did, little did he know that Iwasn't dense enoug
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Spongebobs New Years Eve Chapter 2
Squidward dialed thenumbers rapidly. To Spongebob, it seemed like the longest phonenumber he had ever heard dialed. When Squidward was done dialing thenumber, he whispered a few words into the phone before hanging up.My friend will beover at 10:00 sharp Squidward said, an evil grin on his face.Spongebob slowly turned to look at the clock. Oh No! It was already8:00! Spongebob was very nervous, and
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spongebob goes to whitecastle Chapter 1
One day SpongeBob andPatrick wanted something to eat. And were sick of the Krusty Krab'sKrabby Patties. So they went out of Bikini Bottom and found a WhiteCastle. SpongeBob got a number one with chicken rings and Patrick Gota Crave Case, along with a 20 piece chicken rings and 2 large fries.SpongeBob asked Patrick: "Geez pat did you get enough to eat!"Patrick said: "No I also want another Crave Ca
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Letters To A Sponge Chapter 1
Hello, fellow fans. Welcome. Today, I've rounded up a couple of Bikini Bottomites so they can answer some of their fanmail. I think you know them well... but, just in case we've stumbled across a reader whose been living in a box for ten years, how 'bout you all introduce yourselves?SpongeBob: Okay! Hey, there, everyone. My name is SpongeBob SquarePants, and... let's see: I live in a pineapple, I
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Krusty General Chapter 1
A large bus from BikiniBottom, the kind that we are all familiar with, drove up to therecently closed Krusty Krab and dropped off several passengers. Outstepped Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs, all but Mr.Krabs wearing white coats.Well that was theworst eleven minutes of my life Squidward said.Oh, medical schoolwasnt so bad! Spongebob said.Well thats easyfor you to say, we got kicked
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Spongebobs New Years Eve Chapter 3
Snelly!? shoutedSpongebob. She seems to be better suited for Gary than for me!Suddenly, Gary appeared in Squidwards doorway. He was so over her.He stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry at Snelly beforeslithering off back toward the pineapple.Im just trying tohelp you keep the tradition alive! said Squidward. Snellyslithered in and up onto the sofa beside Patrick. She batted hergirly snail eyel
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Spongebobs Song Chapter 1
P: Hey SpongeBob, I'm home S: Oh Patrick, you're so fineS: You're so fine you blow my mindS: Hey Patrick, hey Patrick P: Oh SpongeBob, you're so fine P: You're so fine you blow my mindP: Hey SpongeBob, hey SpongeBob S: Oh Patrick, you're so fineS: You play your mayonnaise jar all the timeS: Hey Patrick, hey PatrickP: Oh SpongeBob, you're so fine P: How I love to hear you whine P: Hey S
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Letters To A Sponge Chapter 2
Welcome back, everyone. How're you all doing?SpongeBob: Pretty good!Patrick: Uh... hungry.Squidward: Things could be better...Sandy: Juuuust peachy!Pearl: Oh, now you want me to answer? I thought I wasn't a "main character"!!!Mr. Krabs: Anyone seen me fiver?Plankton: Greetings, readers. I hope you have enjoyed sending in your pathetic little letters--because one day, this internet SHALL BE MINE!!K
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Krusty General Chapter 2
I must operate!Patrick yelled from one of his many floors of patients. Right afterthat, a man screamed. Spongebob ran into an elevator and went up tothe floor Patrick was on. He sprinted into the room with a smallplaque beside it that said, Operating Room. He saw Patrickperforming shock therapy on a man who apparently did not need it. Theman kept trying to get away, so Patrick had him strapped to
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Lunch Break Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants. Hey, this is one of my newer interests. xD Sorry I havent posted a lot, Ive been really busy with a original writing project. Anyway, I thought this was a cute couple. SpongebobxSandy ahoy!! (and no flaming) Order up! Spongebob yelled to the pessimistic squid behind the cash register. Squidward sighed, and looked up from his magazine for just a secon
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Letters To A Sponge Chapter 3
Welcome, Foolish Mortals!!Plankton: Heyyy, that's my line!No, it's not. It's Eddie Murphy's line! See what I just did, there?Plankton: ... Who the Davy is Eddie Murphy??SpongeBob: Is it one your friends?What? Are you guys kidding me?? C'mon, everybody's heard of Eddie Murphy!Plankton: I certainly haven't.Sandy: Can't say I have.SpongeBob: Sorry.Squidward: Nnnnnope!Mr. Krabs: Never heard of 'im.Pat
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Krusty General Chapter 3
A rather plump fish waswaddling toward the new Krusty General. All of a sudden he slippedand fell, rolling on the sandy floor about 100 yards away from theestablishment.We need anambulance! cried Mr. Krabs, who spotted the incident through alarge pair of binoculars. Suddenly, a door slid up on the garageconnected to the side of Krusty Towers and an ambulance, driven bynone other than Spongebob Squ
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Garys Cooking Show Chapter 1
We nowcross over to Gary who is making a cheesecake. Are you there Gary?asks a reporter on Garys new TV show.MeowGary says as the camera goes onto Gary who is on a table with someingredients.We now goto an add breakGary pullsa cheesecake out of the fridge.We havesomeone very special here today to taste test your newest recipe.Its SpongeBob, the reporter yells.SpongeBobwalks up to gray and grabs th
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Letters To A Sponge Chapter 4
SpongeBob: Me! Me first!Patrick: No, me first! Pick me!!Joker: Now, now, don't get your, uh, knickers in a knot. Eeeeveryone will get the chance to see my little magic trick.SpongeBob and Patrick: YAY!Plankton: *to Joker* So... how do you get everyone to do exactly what you say? I mean, you brought an entire city to its knees, for cryin' out loud! I can't even get people to come into my restaurant
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Garys Cooking Show Chapter 2
Welcomeback to another episode of Grays cooking show. Today we have theSwedish Chef here to help Gary cook a pizza, announces thereporter.The cameragoes over to the kitchen where Gary and the Swedish chef are gettingready.They startto mix ingredients together.We now goto an add break.Are youtired of your old vacuum cleaner? asks the voice of a sales personAdd breakover.TheSwedish chef is putting t
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My Karen Chapter 1
--It was a normal day at the Chum Bucket, no customers, absolutely filthy, and Plankton was moping about not having the Secret Formula."Ugh, why does it take you so long to figure this out?" Karen moaned, looking at her pacing husband."Whaddya mean?" Plankton asked, looking at his computer W.I.F.E."I could just go over there and buy you a Krabby Patty. It's that easy." Karen explained."Oh, uh okay
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Kiss A Squirrel Chapter 1
Kiss A SquirrelTokiss and tell it's, just not my style
But the night is young andit's been a while
And she caught my eye, caught those big blueorbs
And it took some time but Im feeling like
Imfinally ready to try
try something newChorus:
I wannakiss a squirrel, I wanna hold her tight
And maybe make a littlemagic in the moonlight
Dont wanna go too far just to
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Patsin the way!16-year old SpongeBobSquarePants sat at his maple oak desk with his face in his hands. Hehad a huge volcanic zit on the end of his nose and didnt want tomake it obvious.Or maybe covering itwith his hands did make it obvious? Oh well, whatever.The girl next to himwas continually spraying hair spray on her big and bold afro, makingSpongeBob sneeze. She looked at him, wide-e
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Brothers Day Chapter 3
Things couldnt of gotten worseThings couldnt ofgotten worse. Squidward was suffering a fate worse than death. He wasstuck to SpongeBob and right now he was determined to free himself.Squidward took a hammer and tried breaking the Chinese Finger trapapart.Ouch! My hand!Cursed Squidward. I think I can do this.Ow! That was myhand! SpongeBob cried.Next Squidward sattrying to cut the finger trap with s
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Finding the Perfect Present Chapter 1
Mans best friend? Huh. WellSandy isnt a man but maybe she would like one of these so calledpuppies anyway. SpongeBob was reading a book called ThePerfect Presents. He so badly wanted to tell Sandy how he feltabout her but it was just too hard. So his plan was to give her agreat, exciting gift that would express his emotions. So far he hadalready crossed of chocolates and flowers. Chocolate was too
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 2
Dear Diary,Sometimes I dontknow whose staring back at me in the mirror, I dont even recognizemyself anymore. Ever since I move her it seems no one is taking theslightest liking to me except for Patrick.And Im not reallyattracted to him. Hes too much of a druggie. I want to know aboutthe boy who sits behind him.Hes so cute! Ilove those innocent blue eyes and the buck teeth! Even though he getthe oc
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