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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 1
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Hi, everybody:) I felt like writing something a little different today, so I wrote thefirst chapter of a story I've been wanting to write for a while. Pleaseread and review. Thank you:)BANJOS, BEAUTY QUEENS, AND BROKEN HEARTSCHAPTER ONE:I exhaled yet another two nebulae of hoary air as I glanced at my watchand noticed how even the wrist it was attached to was shaking. In fiveminu
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 2
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you:)CHAPTER TWO:Timothy and Helen Lovejoy gossipedabout Maude Flanders recent five-pound weight gain as Marge Simpson attemptedto pull her son off the roof of the restaurant where he was trying to reachsome type of miniature rocket he must have thrown up there. Ned Flander
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 3
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you:)CHAPTER THREECHAPTER THREE:Much to my surprise, Staceysentire team of writers fell in love with my song of unrequited longing for anunattainable man. Despite their almost excessive plaudits, I couldnt help butfeel like I had just given up a part of my soul that was nev
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 4
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: I'm sorry for the extremely long delay in posting any new chapters. I've been very busy with school, writing my novel, et cetera, but I've decided to start adding to my fics again. Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER FOUR:The next day, I sat in my office with cold sweat seepinginto my back and
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 5
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to get back to each of your reviews individually, but please know that each one means a lot to me, and I hope you continue to read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER FIVE:Ever since I fired Polonski, I felt the usual weight which had grownquite attached to my shoulders over the years become even heavier. As
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Waylon Smithers An Easter special Chapter 1
-1A/N:Okay, hardcore Christians please dont be offended by this and evenavoid it. See I am sort of a Christian but I felt like writing anEaster special that didnt focus on the teachings of the bible orGiant bunnies hiding eggs. Also this story parodies commercialism(alittle bit) of me selling out and writing a story about WaylonSmithers just because everyone is doing it these days. It is my firsts
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 1
Hey!This is my first fan fic so please be nice.ProlougeGood, good morning Springfield said the radio announcer What a great Monday morning this is with the first day of school and- Lisa turned off the radio and stumbled out of bed. She rubbed her eyes sleepily and was very groggy when she suddenly realised Oh My God! Its my first day of high school!! Mum! Dad! Im going to high school!!!!Uh huh Hom
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 2
Thanks for the reviews guys! It was great to know what people think.Anyways on with the story!Chapter 1. The First DayLisa walked down the drive of her house and waved goodbye to her parents.So Bart, are you gonna tell me anything about high school? Lisa asked her older brother.Hmm let me see. Oh yeah. In the cafeteria they make you eat cows liver.What? Lisa stood there with a shocked look on her
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 3
Hey sorry for the wait it's been hard to get to my laptop lately.Chapter 2 Does Lisa have feelings?Lisa arrived home that night exhausted from her first day. She had no idea that high school could be so tiring. Already in one day she had gotten three homework assignments. Lisa sipped her carrot juice and sighed, thinking about the day she had.During lunch Hugh came and sat with her, Allison and Ja
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 4
Hello sorry this one took so long. I've been having writers block. lol.Chapter 3 Milhouse does have a Girlfriend?Lisa walked out of the door of 742 Evergreen Terrace and thought about the dream she had had. She was very quiet and didnt even notice that Allison was playing anagrams with Janey (though she wasnt very good at it). Anagrams was Lisas favourite game so it was a big deal.By the time they
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 5
When we last left Lisa she had just discovered that her brother had been kidnapped by Sideshow Bob!Chapter 4 Showdown Between Sideshow Bob and LisaIt had been only a few hours since Lisa and Milhouse had read the ransom note. At that time Maggie and Marge were out in the garden but people could still hear Lisas scream a mile away. After Lisa had filled them in, Marge started to go into a panic. Ma
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 6
Hi sorry for taking so long on this Chap so here it is.Chapter 6 Another Day. There's gonna be a dance?Lisa yawned as she made her way down the hall of Springfield High School. She had been up most of the night foiling Sideshow Bobs plan and rescuing Bart. She yawned again as she thought back about the car ride home. It had been very awkward since she sat next to Milhouse. She tried not to think a
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 7
Hey here's Chap 7. Sorry about the previous chap. I know pretty boringChapter 7 Boring Day With a TwistLisa arrived at Janeys at exactly 5 oclock. She didnt know whether to wait for Allison or not. Just then she saw Allison coming her way. They talked for a bit, rang the doorbell and went in.Janeys mom opened the door and said that Janey just had a simple flu today and they were allowed to see her
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 8
Hey im soo sorry this chapter took soo long but ive been having writers block! Sorry!Invite for the dance. What will I do?Lisa still was in shock. A couple of moments ago Hugh, a guy she liked had just asked her out, but she was not used to guys taking interest in her.Oh no Id better say something thought Lisa.Um, yes Hugh I would love to go to the dance with you said Lisa hoping she had said the
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 9
Okay late update I know but it was the last week of school! c'mon you know all the assignments have to be handed in and stuff. Anyway here is the chapter!Chapter 9 The sleepoverThank you so much for letting me sleepover Ally. I just had to get out of the house! said Lisa as she unravelled her sleeping bag.Its fine Lise. But why did you suddenly want a sleepover? asked Allison.Long story short, Mil
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 10
Hey chapter 10 is here! I've made it part of a two part series and Part two will be out soon!The Dance Part 1.Lisa was excited. She had just gotten home from school and in a few hours Hugh was going to pick her up at 6:30 for their early dinner. She thought back on the past week. Nothing much had happened except for the shock discovery that Martin was cheating on Allison. Lisa felt bad for Allison
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 11
Well here is chapter 11! Wow 11 chapters! Cool!Chapter 11. The Dance Part 2.Lisa entered the school gym. It was decorated with silver and gold sparkles.Looks like the theme is silver and gold. Alex sure did a good job working with the seniors. She thought. She looked over to Hugh.Cmon Hugh, lets dance she said and dragged him on to the dance floor.B-but Lisa I dont dance cried Hugh.Aw its easy Ill
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 12
I'm sooo sorry for not updating sooner. Long story short: My computer crashed and all my documents were gone so I had to redo it. But it's back now so we can continiue.Chapter 12. What does this mean?Milhouse and Lisa were kissing passionately in the music room until Lisa pulled away.Wait rewind and freeze. What are we doing? she asked Milhouse.Um we were kissing, no we are standing he answered st
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 13
Alright! Its uploaded! Sweet on to chapter 13!Chapter 13. What Bart didBart? What about Bart? Did he do something to you? Are you alright? Lisa asked as she inspected Allison.No Bart didnt do anything to me its just I think he likes me answered Allison.Yeah he does said Lisa casually and then she covered her mouth realizing what she had done.Wait a minute how do you know? Did he tell you?Well he d
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 14
Hello hello! Me again! I've finally updated! This chapter is a little boring but it builds the base for my next chapter so hang in there!Chapter 14. A Sibling TalkLisa stayed in her room for the rest of the day thinking everything over. Hugh or Milhouse, Hugh or Milhouse. Who would I choose? she thought. She still didnt know if she could even consider Hugh after he disrespected her family like tha
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 15
Thank you for the reviews! Yes thats right I'm back! Anyway thanks for all the support. Now time for the story!Chapter 15. The Talk.Homer was in bed with Marge. It was 10:30pm. Normally he would be asleep by now but he couldnt get to bed for two reasons. One: Marge was still reading and two: He had a problem.Marge started to sniffle. Obviously she had gotten to a romantic part in her book. Homer t
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 16
Ok i know what you are gonna say! Why no updates??? Yes well I have to be honest. I kinda lost my motivation. Sorry. But then I saw The Simpsons movie! Yay I gained back my motivation (Granted I saw it the day it came out but still)! Anyway here is the next chapter!Chapter 16. Trying to avoid them and a shock!Lisa looked out of her window. Oh wow! she exclaimed. Outside were 5 bouquets of flowers.
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 17
Alrighty! Here's chapter 17!Chapter 17. A ConfessionLisa was flaming with anger by the end of the day. Sherri and Terri hate her and were probably going to get her in some way possible because of something she didnt do. And all of this was happening because of one person.Milhouse!! yelled Lisa as she saw him waiting for her by her locker.Milhouse was shocked and taken aback. Um Lisa, are you okay?
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 18
Alrighty nothing to say here so on with the story!Chapter 18. The DecisionLisa gulped. What do I do? What do I do? She went into a panic.Um tell him Im not home yet, said Lisa after some thought.Marge put her hand over the speaker, Lisa I dont think its appropriate for me to lie for you like this, stated Marge.Please mum, begged Lisa. I promise Ill talk to him tomorrow and I still need to finish t
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King Henry Died Drinking Chocolate Milk Chapter 1
King HenryDied Drinking Chocolate Milk (LOLXD)Dontknow where I got this title. Enjoy! Well actually I got it frommath class but whatever.HomerSimpson was getting some chocolate milk mix from the cupboard.Homer, stop that! Marge yelled, I need that for the bakesale at the church! Well, too bad! Yelled Homer, God canmake His own brownies! Homer put chocolate milk mix, cake batter,and ice cream into
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The Simpsons X Chapter 1
-1BartMylife is nothing but a midst of darkness. I have grown out of myrebellion years and there is nothing more for me. Now Im 16 andchildish little pranks will take me no where but I fail to realisethat sometimes. All my life I have been a pretty irresponsibleperson.WhenI was 10 I was just a typical child with a demonic side, a rebelliousside that made me infamous in my town. By 12 I was in juve
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The Simpsons X Chapter 2
-1BartItsbeen two weeks since that evening that changed my life, the night meand Alex got together and I have to admit I doubt we are going tobreak up anytime soon.HeyBart, The person on the other end says, I have to say I dontlike phone calls except for when its from her. I mean phone calls areso yesterday in the ever grown society of the 21stcentury, I mean doesnt anyone know what MSN and AIM ar
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The Simpsons X Chapter 3
-1BartItwas in the news paper, the radio and T.V, you couldnt look on theinternet without something about it coming out. The Revs daughter hadbeen sent to jail, I was listed as the only eye witness, everyone hadsomething to ask me.Wegot to go see her I tell Lisa and her friends.What?No way, we should go to the mall or something,Nowe got to visit Jessica, Everyone agrees with me except for Alex.Jes
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The Simpsons X Chapter 4
-1Homeritsnot typical that I see you here, Moe says as he gives Reverendlovejoy a beer.justthought I might need a drink, I never thought my daughter would be injail,ohyeah, you will never believe you has been to jail, I say sippingmy beer. Its warm on my tongue like a hot dog. Mmm hot dog. Iwonder if they actually use dogs in hot dogs, I mean Im fine witheating a dog and all but only if I know for
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The Simpsons X Chapter 5
BartAlex isboring, I know she is pretty and all and I love her but she is reallyself centred and preppy. If she drags me to the mall one more time Iswear Im going to snap, I know I havent told her I hate themall yet but Ill say it.Bart,I was sitting in my tree house, hiding from my problems as Lisawalked up into my tree house.Youlike hiding up here dont you?Imnot hiding from anything,Whatabout Ale
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How to be Gansta Chapter 1
I dont own TheSimpsons or the youtube video How to be Gangsteryoutube usernigahiga does. It was a normal day inSpringfield. The nerds got beat up and principle Skinners car keyswere stolen. But lets see one of the nerds problems shall we?Were at Millhouse house were hes crying and hugging his mylittle pony plush doll.Oh Rainbow why cantLisa like me? asked Millhouse to his pony Rainbow Becauseyou s
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To Be Or Not To Be REMIX Chapter 1
I did not write this by myself. My friends, Jimmy and Vicky, and I wrote this together. To eat carrots or not to eat carrotsThat is the questionWeather tis nobler in the soulTo eat lettuceOr cross over to the dark sideAnd to eat chickenOr to take arms agents a sea of tomato juiceAnd by opposing put meat in itTo eatTo get fatTo be a cannibalI, theres the rubFor in that in that bite of deathFor drea
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 1
AuthorsNote: I really have my reservations about writing this story. I mean,yeah, its only a fanfic and not actually a story theyre goingto use for the last episode, but it still feels like a tall order.SoI dont know how well itll turn out. I just know that itsprobably going to be awfully long! If it ever was made into a realepisode, it would have to be a multi-parter! Anyway, Ill try myhardest to
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 2
Chapter TwoMarge, holding Maggie,and Lisa jumped in the car at 6:55 and sped toward SpringfieldElementary. Homer drove to work.Meanwhile,at the Springfield Nuclear Power PlantMr.Burns was lying on a massage table in his office while Smithers gavehim a massage.Thesehad to be some of the most uncomfortable moments of Waylon Smitherslife, simply because they were also sopleasurable.Even if he wasnt t
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 3
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.AuthorsNote: I am sorry it has taken so long for me to update. I hope youhavent lost interest in this story. The updates ought to comemore frequently now that Im almost on Spring Break.Chapter ThreeHomersfirst appointment was with Apu, to help him put together a surpriseanniversary bash for his wife, Manjula.Oh,thank goodness you are here! Apu was saying, openi
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.Chapter FourHomer entered the bedroom he shared with his wifeto find said wife sitting up waiting for him, her countenance irate.Peevishly, her nails dug into the paperback book she was holding asshe peered over it, scrutinizing his progress into the room.Wherehave you been?! Marge burst out vehemently, shutting the book shewas reading and roughly flinging it d
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Frisky As Rabbits Chapter 1
Frisky as RabbitsFriskyas RabbitsNote:An Easter-themed Simpsons fan-fiction. Its Easter at the Syzslakresidence and everyone has come to enjoy the festivities. Unfortunately, Elaine, Moes dear old mom, seems to be sewing somewild oats in front of God and everyone and guess who has tostraighten her out ?Chapter1Cousin Benny Finds a SurpriseGrandpaJoe livedforEaster and looked forward to spoiling hi
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The Perfect Crime Chapter 1
She crept along the outside of the building, attempting to find any way in. It was harder than she had thought. Shed been asked a week ago to do this job and had agreed. She disguised herself for meetings and while doing jobs or researching. The black mask she wore at the moment made it slightly harder to see. It was during the last two days of researching shed noticed a window had been left open,
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3D Girl Chapter 1
The 3D Girl: A Simpsons fanficDiscliamer: I do notown the Simpsons. Matt Groening owns them as well as the the peopleat fox. I just love this show sooo much!The 3D Girl: A SimpsonsfanficChapter 1: The SimpsonsLiz was sitting infront of her new HD TV and was flipping through the channels whenshe noticed a blue screen. It wasnt like a normal one either itwas like one of those portals that are in Sci
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3D Girl Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Religion and governmentChapter 2: Religionand government(A few days into herstay at the Flanders house Liz gets bored and decides that she needsto find somewhere else to stay besides by that point Smithers hadforgotten all about her)(They were playing Jesus birthday)Rod: You can be theVirgin Mary.Liz: Thanks You knowwithout evolution none of this would be possible.Todd:(gasps) You saidt
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3D Girl Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Didnt we do this in the movieChapter 3: Didnt wedo this in the movie?(The Simpsons run intothe woods and end up in the same motel from the movie)Bart: Now, look whatyou did Homer you got us almost killed againLiz: Bart, this time itisnt your fathers fault this is not like the movie.Bart: What movie?Liz: Well in my worldyou guys are fictional characters on a T V show that was a movieonce
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3D Girl Chapter 4
Chapter 4: The SurrenderChapter 4: TheSurrender(There is a policesiren and there is a knock on the door)Wiggum: Alright, weheard that the terrorist was being kept here where is she?Liz: Do you know whatshe looks like?( takes out a black wig and glasses from Margeshair and puts them on)Wiggum: A brown hairedblue eyed girl.Liz: O Well sorry noneof them here.Lou: Young lady takeoff the glasses.(Liz d
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