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Bartman Chapter 39
A/N: Due to the lackof reviews I will be ending this fanfic shortly, not sure how shortlybut this fic seems to be unacknowledged and not liked very much. MoeI was late for anotherone of my blind dates. It was no shocked to me that the lady ran offas soon as she saw me. I was sick of this dark and boring life Ilived. I needed to relief my stress and I did so with a cheap hookerand a 7 yr old boy th
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Bartman Chapter 40
HomerMy caris lifted by a green beam and so am I. The U.F.O abducts me and Imin a dark room. Suddenly the lights are turned on and I am blindedand cant see what is dragging and strapping me down into a medicalchair. As my eyes get used to the light I can see three little beingsdressed in a one piece shiny outfit.Findthe place okay? I ask with a laugh trying to ignore the fact thereare sharp object
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Bartman Chapter 41
HomerDoh!Whatjust happened Homer? Moe looked at me confused as he tried tothink of what just happened too.I thinkthe aliens abducted us again.Again,I was never abducted in the first place why me? Moe cancomplain all he wants but I been abducted like 2 or 3 times. It mightbe getting late but I know who we got to see, who can help us.We mustgo see professor Frink,What?Why? Moe foolishly questions me
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Bartman Chapter 42
HomerDamnit, I return home with a hint of anger. It was 7 am and I hadfound neither Lisa nor Maggie. As I park my car in the driveway I seepeople talking to Marge, I guess she has let them know about whatshappening. I pushed through the people and entered my house. I sat onmy steps watching Marge finish telling them and then the townsfolkrunning off to look for them. The head of the group was chie
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Bartman Chapter 43
-1HomerIwatch as the ship is slowly suck into the giant U.F.O. As soon as weare on board of the ship I can see a massive warehouse like area.Damn it, this seems so familiar. We hop out of our ship fullyarmed with the latest of Earths technology. We see a bunch ofstairs and I quickly climb it too see a shocking site. Bart and Margewere tied up in a chair and all the kids of the town were about tosh
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Bartman Chapter 44
-1A/N:I have realised that there has been a backlash in fans of this fic inthe past few chapters. I dont most of the people who have beenreading it like it as much as they used to before. I guess thestorys momentum is fading and its ultimately leading to theself-destruction of this fanfic. I was unsure if chapter 45 should bemy last but I think it might be better to say goodbye to my favouritefanf
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Bartman Chapter 45
-1BartMerryChristmas! Everyone says Maggie cheerful as she wipes away sandmandust from her eyes. She quickly runs to the Christmas tree and opensher presents.ohmy gosh, its a new C.D from Britney Spears, can I burn it daddy?Maggie begs her dad as soon as she opens one of her presents.Whyelse would daddy buy it? Answers Homer in a tone that seems overconfidence and stupid.Bart,you got me something
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Bartman Chapter 46
-1A/N:Igot to admit I have some negative thoughts about continuing with thisfan fic. I mean you can only go so far in a fic but you realise thatyour not funny and all the emotional crap you do is in fact stolenfrom Friends or something. I felt like chapter 45 might be the lastchapter and I know I havent thought much about concluding thisfic. I told you all to think up your own conclusions to that
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Bartman Chapter 47
-1MilhouseLastnight was rad. Now I wake up with a hint of tiredness and make myselfa breakfast. After breakfast I down a pill and inject myself. Time tostart training, I lift more weight more times than I think I couldever do.Ohhey Lisa, I say as my beautiful girl walks into the room. She iswearing her normal orange shirt and skirt but she looks hot.Wowyou are taking working out seriously,Whywould
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Bartman Chapter 48
-1JessicaBartcomes running into the living room as I sit start eating a breakfastthat Homer cooked for me He isnt that bad at cooking but hecould sure learn how to turn on a stove I mean I dont reallylike frozen bacon but its something I guess.JessJessDolph is in hospital, dr Nick said he had suffered bites on theneck,Ohno. I must have done it. What is becoming of me? Who will Iattack next?yougot
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Bartman Chapter 49
-1BartIhold the gun tightly, what am I going to do now?Thatisnt your girlfriend, if she completes the ritual, your sistershall forever be a vampire, the amulet will lock away yourgirlfriends soul and Rantera will be free, Save the world!!!Shutup, shut up.. I need to concrete, I say thinking about my choices.I love her, I rather go to hell then kill herSheis nearly finished her ritual hurry up!!!!
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Bartman Chapter 50
-1A/N:I cant believe chapter 50 is finally up, I know the initial datefor the chapter release was June 22, my birthday but I thought togive you an early birthday present(which is weird cause I could swearfor my birthday you were meant to give me presents). Please review, Ireally want to know what you thought of this chapter. Its a recordbreaking chapter, I mean I dont think any Simpsons fic hasgot
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Bartman Chapter 51
MaggieA/N:Thanks for the reviews guys. By the way GG, Meryl Streep kicksass(because she voices Jessica Lovejoy). Alex Whitney, she is thepreppy kid in one of the episodes. A new kid and its in that episodeHomer goes into the grease business with Bart while Lisa struggles tobe popular. First episode of the tenth season I believe and I thinkits that just a recycled episode of the Allison one, uhh Li
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Bartman Chapter 52
Reverend LovejoyA/N: Ifeel its necessary to write as many chapters before the holidays.I am only saying that cause a good friend of mine comes back fromarmy training. He is being deported to Afghanistan in September and Iwant to spend some time with him. I wish Bush would pull out thetroops now but no doubt there would be a retaliation well Imnot sure what America should do hopefully Obama/Clinton
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Bartman Chapter 53
A/N: Ok, this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing a good Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to such write a bad oneA/N: Ok,this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing agood Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to suchwrite a bad one. I know in the last chapter Maggie was slightlymore. Adult than in the past chapter but dont worry,
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Bartman Chapter 54
JessicaJessicaItsmagically, its wonderful its another mouth to feed, simply oneof my favourite quotes from Homer. You dont know what its like,they are in that room and mother is about to give birth to their son.I cant just sit here and pretend to be happy. Its been monthssince I have heard about the news and slowly the hate has grew insideof me. I want that baby dead but I couldnt hurt my parents
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Bartman Chapter 55
HomerHomerPerhaps mystupidity is the relationship I have with T.V, I cant help buttake one glance onto my beautiful Sheppard, it is my master, I obeyits every word and image.Homer,are you hugging the T.V? My darling wife asks me as I give the T.Va little kiss, hmm static.Yes, ithas a drug like control over me. I wouldnt have it any other waywell except maybe a plasma screen.Homer,were arent gettin
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Bartman Chapter 56
A/N: Wooh Im a NaziA/N:Wooh Im a Nazi!! I know its kind of weird but I actually hada period when I was obsessed with Nazi and Hitler, I know if I wasalive back then, Hitler would have had me killed (probably). Imway passed that shit now HomerMarge,I dont want to see the baby.Thatsenough out of you. You know Jessica is feeling down about thismaybe we can cheer her up.ScrewJessica, Marge, there I sa
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Bartman Chapter 57
Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons and if I did, then it would be as lame as family guyDisclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons and if I did, then it would be as lame asfamily guy. I also do not own Slipknot or any of their songs howeverI do own hipsnot the parody band. Its called hipsnot because itship to eat snot. Also I dont own the white stripes, there music istoo good to be composed by me.BartMypo
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Bartman Chapter 58
JessicaJessicaThisbaby isnt that bad. I say to him as I put him to sleep. I amsuper stoned right now and thats why I love my brother. He forcesme to due drugs to escape the reality that he is my brother.Whatsthe matter Bart? He was baby sitting, must be angry that I didntsay my drugs with him. Whats he got to complain he took whatsleft of my heroin. Although I did buy some to add to this high, I h
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Bartman Chapter 59
MargeMargeHere I am,Marge Simpson in therapy, again. I never thought such a thing wouldhappen, me sitting on this comfortable chair explaining why my lifeis such a mess.Iunderstand Marge, perhaps you do too much for others and perhaps itstime you start living life also. Why dont you take a break fromthe house work, cooking, cleaning and whatever else you do andrelax?I dontthink you understand how
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Bartman Chapter 60
JessicaJessicaThe sameshit again, the only shit that heals the pain. I tighten the strapand inject my madness. Intoxicated and happiness are two polaropposites but at the same time the same thing.Jessica,me and your dad are going out. Look after the baby.Surething mum, My speech is slurred as it always is with heroin.Ok,well see ya. She says as she leaves my room, this euphoric stateis so awesome
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Bartman Chapter 61
MargeMargeYournot afraid of planes anymore right? I give him a warm smile as Ibuckle up.No, notwith you by my side. The plane took off and not even a single veintwitched with fear.Thatsgood to know, cause I dont want a wussy as a wife. I let out alittle laugh. Homer might not be perfect but he is damn fun for sure.The plane landed and there were no complications, my past fears nowseem almost laugh
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Bartman Chapter 62
BartBartOkBart, dad left me in charge. Lisa said poking me on the shoulder.Ow quitit, what do you want anyways? She had just randomly walked intothe room and started poking me ok not like that.Party!!I want to throw the biggest party Springfield has ever seen.Lisayou know mum and dad will find out. Wow isnt this a reverse ofroles?Youworry too much brother, She says patting my head.Well,on that nig
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Bartman Chapter 63
MaggieA/N: Iknow Rajah is traditionally spelt but the way my middle name is speltis Rajah. The character is semi-based on me, my dad isnt ahardcore Muslim and I doubt 16 year olds getting spankings but I havea cousin that used to call me Roger and didnt want to accept Rajahas it was Hindu or some shit, I thought it was just Hindi butwhatever MaggieI canttake this much longer, Bart is disheartened
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Bartman Chapter 64
BartBartSomethingis deeply disturbing her, I think you should go talk to her. Lisasaid, bluntly referring to Maggies state.Whyme?Wellyoure the oldest and she does seem to like you more. Lisareplies.Wellyoure smarter and she needs to bug me less and annoy you more.I reply bluntly. I was stupid and she wasnt. I had no idea how toapproach problems and answer them to an 8 yr old in a simplisticfashion
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Bartman Chapter 65
MaggieMaggieLetsus rock! Cliff Burton said as he and Kurt Cobain blasted theirdistortion pedals and killed some demons by playing stairway toheaven. Sid Vicious could have helped as well but he couldntreally play bass so instead he smashed demons in the head with hisbass. Layne Staley added his vocals, his was definitely an awesomesinger and Alice in Chains is really cool.JohnnyCash, you need to p
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Bartman Chapter 66
BartBartIcouldnt help but inject the last of the stash I had stolen fromJessica. Everyone must be so sick of hearing about me shooting up butheroin makes me feel like a hero. Rapeme! I scream at the walls for no reason at all. Maggie and Jessicaapparently heard this, I was lying on my bed without enough energy toget up.Bart?Maggie said.OhGod damn it, you took that shit from me to use it yourself.J
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Bartman Chapter 67
HomerHomerIthought you were going to stop drinking. I say as I walk into thebar and see Reverend Lovejoy.I was,that baby is just starting to drive me insane. He replies. Helooked a mess and I wanted to laugh so badly.Well,it will be all worth it when they are 13 and arguing against you.Calling you a bastard and stuff yeah it will be worth it then.I say with a smile.Youright, what was I thinking? I
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Bartman Chapter 68
OttoOttoI havenothing left, I pissed away all my money. Drugs, alcohol and womanare cool and all but only when you have them. Now I live under abridge, jobless, homeless and only get enough money for weed every 3or 4 months. My life sucks dude!! OW! I walk back into town, I gotfriends but Im too afraid to ask. I got helped out so many timesand I ended up pissing it all away. I walk into the local
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Bartman Chapter 69
BartJessicaWhatare you doing sweetie?Fuckyou!! I scream at him causing him to slightly wince.I haveseen what you have done your trying to break me and Bart up arentyou? I say throwing him the letter.OhHoney, its for your own good.No itsnot!! I said nearly crying but instead I slapped him hard on thecheek. He didnt respond.Why didyou do it? I ask him wanting to strangle him. I swear I could takehim
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Bartman Chapter 70
MaggieMaggieMaggie,where is your brother and sister? Gerald asked. I open my eyes,what just happened?Imnot sure, I cant remember what happened? I remember Lisawalking into the room, something happened and now they are goneI say trying to remember what had happened. Did I hit my head orsomething I cant remember it well at all.MilhouseMilhouse wake up. I say.BartI cant play now, its 2 am. Milhouse s
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Bartman Chapter 71
BartBartAll myfriends and family are slowly disappearing. Everyone is slowlystarting to have fucked up problems when I need help.Bart,what are we going to do they have Maggieand Lisa. Gerald, uhhAxel said depressed.Bart!!Axel, we are fine!! Maggies voice echoed through the house,for a moment I thought she had returned but it was in my imagination.Did youhear that? Axel asked me, maybe it wasnt in
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Bartman Chapter 72
A/N: Okay I know this chapter is short but because I wanted to finish the last bit about aliens and crap. It sucks, Im sorry the last few chapters have been crap in fact since chapter 50 Bart has sucked but I want to change it for the better. After this chapter, im gonna work hard on redeming this fic.MaggieWho is she? I ask Lisa who screamed out a name in disbelief. I believe she said something F
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Bartman Chapter 73
BartI finallyunderstand this shit, in the past I used to get euphoric oversomething exciting and adventurous but I feel so happy understandingdiffraction. Physics looked so difficult but I finally understandit!!!!Bart?Jessica said walking into the room as I was smirking at mysuccession.Haventyou heard of knocking? I ask as I close my physics manual.Ohummm sorry, what are you doing? She asked.Study
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Bartman Chapter 74
HomerSomethinghas gone wrong, I been here for weeks hiding, hiding from thepast. This sucks, nothing new just the old well things thathave already happen to me. I am avoiding all of it. I have beensmoking weed and hiding in the Springfield forests for nearly 3 weekswith Barney. I let him in on the whole, me not being in the righttime plan or whatever.Man,thats some really fucked up shit, Barney sa
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Bartman Chapter 75
A/N: Thisis the chapter I have been waiting for in Bart man, one that I amcompletely satisfied and I havent been enjoying what I havewritten after chapter 50 but this is the exception. I ran out ofideas and started rushing things, Im so sorry about that but nowI think everything is set for Bartman to become what it used to be, agood fic.BartThetests have only just began, 2009, a new year and just
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Bartman Chapter 76
BartA coldchill runs down my spine, amongst the harsh breeze there aremourners. Friends, family and even people he rarely saw, turned up tosay farewell to Grandpa. I always knew this day would come sooner orlater, he was getting old but I thought he could fight it for a fewmore years. He fell a victim to deaths untimely scythe, now herests with fellow souls watching him, for the very last time.The
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Bartman Chapter 77
JessicaAll we hadto do was fight off the Shelbyville army as they started ascendingfrom the chamber of moments and seal the gates of time using theSimpson key. The difficult bit was before this, we had to go intoShelbyville and find the Simpson key. It was locked away in theShelbyville museum and we had to steal it. The Mayor of Shelbyvillehad issued out a death warrant for any Springfield citizen
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Bartman Chapter 78
WARNING:THIS CHAPTER IS GRAPHIC, IF YOU DONT LIKE HARSH WAR STORIES,PLEASE DONT READ THIS!BartI cantbelieve it, I know I just stepped back in time but its just sounbelievable. I turn to see the light of the chamber of memories. Itwas so bright, so magically and now, I get to live through one ofmy grandfathers experiences.GeneralSimpson, the new infantry has arrived, a lot of the previous frontline
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Bartman Chapter 79
KirkThis isntexactly what I had anticipated on when arriving in Springfield. Itlooks so much nicer than our horid Colorado town. Now we were eithergoing to die or become criminals. It was a lose-lose situation, wecould do nothing and die or we could enter Shelbyville and die. Thechances of breaking into a museum and stealing a relic, thats notan easy chance. How are we going to enter the town and
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Dont Let Him Hurt Me Again Chapter 1
A/N: Jill Simpson and herfather Martin Simpson are mine. I made them up bc I didn't kno whoelse to use, and I was NOT gonna use Homer. I just can't see ithappening with him. Anywayyyy the Simpsons belong to MattGroening and thereis a warning for this story thxx (:_________________________________________________________________________________10year old Bart Simpson was getting more and more nervo
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