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GI Joe
Cabbages and Kings Chapter 3
Yup, it's official... BH/CG have eaten my brain... ^^; I don't know where this story is going, necessarily, but I DO know that these two are already begging for yet more conversations...AcidicSummary: Hey, everyone's got to have an off-day sometime...Hey. Cover GirlCan we not do this right now? Im having a bad day, Beach.Yeah? No kidding. You were a fuckin mess out there. What the Hell happened to
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GI Joe
Cabbages and Kings Chapter 4
Anastomosis: ScalpelSummary: Some people regress. Some people... don't.Nnn ah? Oh. Ah. Hey. Darlin.Hey. Hey, there, Ranger Man. Welcome back.Mmh. Youre a heck of a sight to wake up to, you know that?Wha Heh. Aww! Oh, Beach Head, you are so going to be mad at yourself when youre more awakeWhat dyou mean, Princess? Hey, whatre you doin in my wait whyre you holdin my handwait, what in the blue blazes
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GI Joe
Cabbages and Kings Chapter 5
Anastamosis: Hand-TieSummary: ...and sometimes it takes a little anesthesia for people to say what they really mean.Are you miss Krieger? I think I spoke to you on the phone. Ah oh. Are you... okay?Hmmm? Oh hello. Yes. Yes, Im... fine. I'm fine. Are you youre his surgeon, right?Doctor Marinello, yes. How is he?Hes fine, I think. Far as I can tell. He doesnt like not being able to get up or have a
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GI Joe
Cabbages and Kings Chapter 6
Oh, dear. These two really are taking over, aren't they...ArcticSummary: Two words: hypothermia protocol.C-c-coldHey. Hey, Im gonna turn you over, okay? Just relax. There. That better?W-Wayne?Mmmhmm. Yeah. Its me, darlin.Ohhh ah. G-god. Cant cant get w-warmAh! Ssss Jesus. Easy with the cold feet, girl!Wh-what? Huh?Nothing. Hey, you just rest up. Close your eyes. Just relax.But oh tired.Sokay. Im h
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GI Joe
Sub Secreto Chapter 1
Sub Secreto
Summary: Some secrets were never meant to be shared. S/SE. A silly bit of fluff.
A/N: A little ficlet for TiamatV, who responded to my offer of bribes to anyone willing to beta for me. The first and last lines were provided, with 2,000 words to fill in the middle.
Rating: Plain ol PG.
Disclaimer: Seriously, if I owned any of the rights to these characters, do you t
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GI Joe
GI Joe Running To The Edge Of The World Chapter 1
G.I. JOE: Running to The Edge of The WorldChapter: 1 Operation Snake IslandScene: [The skies are of a dull pastel blue as the sun slowly rises over the secluded tropical island. The seagulls soar through the sky swooping down every so often to score a fishy breakfast. All is silent on the island even the tropical animal life whom are just waking up do not seem to be making a sound. With precision
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 1
Disclaimer: If GI Joe were mine, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. 'Nuff said.Bazooka shivered as he passed through the shadows of the Skystrikers. It wasnt that he regretted going to that ghost story thing last nightwell, perhaps he did regret going. It had been fun until Stalker and Snake Eyes had told that story about the Ghost Ninja.Although the story was not terribly frightening, it had stuck
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 2
Cobra Commander paced in front of the chained and beaten figure of Sebastian Bludd. I trusted you, Bludd. I trusted you, and you let me down.Commander, I can explain-How do you think that makes me feel, Bludd? Cobra Commander asked.Bludd thought a moment. Uhbetrayed?And if you had been betrayed, dear S.B., what would you do? Cobra Commander asked.Bludd didnt answer.I think you know what I like to
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 3
Duke, I dont understand why you think I can conduct an autopsy with an audience, Doc said.I cant believe they killed Bazooka, Duke said, ignoring Doc completely. And without a mark on him. How did they do it? Why did they do it? What does it mean?Seriously, guys. If Im going to figure out how he died, you have to suit up or leave, Doc said.Theres something in his mouth, Scarlett said. Ew. Thats, l
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 4
As it flew over the island, the hatch opened on the hypersonic transport. The force of the wind rushing inside caused the entire plane to explode, engulfing Snake Eyes and the unfortunate flight crew in flames.Once again, foiled by physics.Lets try that again.As it flew over the island, the hatch opened on the hypersonic transport. The force of the wind rushing inside was immense, but somehow, ama
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 5
Something terrible has happened in Moscow, Duke announced.No way! someone in the back said. Its not like we all just saw it blow up in the first episode!Look, I was just restating it so I could clarify that it wasnt a nuke, Duke said, glaring at the darkness behind the crowd of Joes.WaitCobra did that? Flint asked. Without a nuke? Why couldnt these people just make it easy and use a nuke?Because i
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GI Joe
Flagging Interest Chapter 6
Dial Tone stared intently at the graph in front of her, trying to discern its meaning. The frustrating lack of labels and units made it difficult, but the complete absence of a title made her task nigh on impossible. Silently cursing Excel, Dial Tone called the New Mexico Radar Station for a little clarification on their amazingly confusing graph.Hi, this is Dial Tone in the U.S.S Flagg. Im lookin
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 2
ChapterTwoStrategyThe garage doors to the ChaplainsAssistants Motor Pool above the PIT clanged shut, and AllisonHart-Burnett leaned back in the passenger seat of the VAMP Mark IIand exhaled a massive sigh of relief. Looking over to the driver ofthe sleek tan jeep, Allison patted Clutch on the shoulder, looked tothe ground and painfully began crawling out of the VAMP.Mind if I give you a hand?Allis
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 3
ChapterThreeLoyaltyThe tapping noise reverberating fromthe tabletop was driving her crazy, but she couldnt stop herfingers. Tired. Frustrated. Lonely. Fearful. Every emotion thatthe Baroness abhorred drilled at her heart.Where was Destro?As far as she knew, he was forced togo see Cobra Commander over five hours ago, but he was fearful thatthe Commander was plotting something. He asked Baroness to
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 4
ChapterFourScaffoldingLow-Lightsquinted into the bright hallway as he pulled the door to hisquarters open. Fighting back a yawn, he quickly recognized the manstanding before him. Hawk? Whats wrong?GeneralHawk carried the expressions of a very tired and very worried man,but Lowlight could also recognize a man determined to do hisdutythat was who Hawk was. I need to talk to you, sergeant.Low-Lightpu
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 5
ChapterFiveCollapseLittlered triangular flags flapped in the wind while the limousine drovedown East 42ndStreet. The blue vehicles chauffeur tried to ignore them as helooked across the vehicles hood, nervously following the policeescort just a few yards ahead of the armored luxury car. The escortneeded twice the policemen, but the United States Government wastrying to make the limos passenger swea
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 6
Chapter SixRestructuringExcellent! cheered Dr. Mindbender. The Commander is dead. Cobra is now finally free to grow the way that it should!Sitting across from him at the table in the Main Conference Room, Zartan looked back at the doctor with a disgusted scowl. After hearing those words, doctor, Im partial to believe that you arranged his assassination.Dr. Mindbender smiled and leaned back in his
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 7
ChapterSevenGuineaPigsDuke was exhausted; after all, hehad been up since two in the morning discussing theories andstrategies with General Hawk and Flint. But there was no force onEarth that could knock him out now. Too much was at stake and toomany lives were on the line.After taking a swig of Roadblocksspecial triple-strength gourmet coffee, Duke set his mug down andlooked across the group of Jo
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 8
ChapterEightExpansionThe mission reports did not lie: G.I. Joe took the bait: hook, line and sinker. Cobra Commandersplan of letting the Topeka, Kansas shipping report get into Joe handshad worked beautifully. Now, at only the cost of a H.I.S.S. tank, acargo helicopter and a few Vipers, the nuclear weapon had made itsway to its true destination completely untouched by the G.I. Joeteam. Unfortunate
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 9
ChapterNineRevelationsGeneral Abernathy, welcome to myoffice.Bartell. Hawk entered theoffice slowly with a slight look of annoyanceafter all, he hadhoped to never have to see this mans face again, and he certainlydidnt feel welcome. The office was a small, cluttered room,smothered with every award, no matter how insignificant, that thesenator had been handed in his life. Doesnt this man know theme
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 10
ChapterTenMobilizationOnce he found a napkin on his desk,Hawk frantically began wiping hot coffee off of himself. But thatwasnt important.Can you repeat that?Sorry, Hawk, I should have waiteduntil you had swallowed your coffee, said Lady Jaye with a bit ofred on her face.Itll wash. Now tell me what Ithink you said, insisted the General as he set down his mug andpaid more attention to the satellite
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 11
ChapterElevenMultipleFrontsLeatherneckrammed his elbow into Gung-Hos side and growled, Move over,Cajun! Give me some room!Shovingback, Gung-Ho snarled, You think I have any room to spare,Twinkletoes?Wrappingan arm around his fellow Marines neck, Leatherneck prepared toslug him in the face. You will after I crush your ugly mug! But before Leatherneck could swing his arm, a black-gloved handthrust i
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 12
Chapter12RehashWithouta doubt, another fifteen minutes of reconnaissance would have beengreatly appreciated; but Duke knew that he was on a tight schedule. Destro was on his way, and the Joe team had to find Cobra Commanderbefore the new Cobra Leader did. Once those two hotheads met up, allhell was going to break loose.Runningfrom tree-to-tree, the Joes kept themselves fairly well hidden; SnakeEye
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GI Joe
The Assassination of Cobra Commander Chapter 1
ChapterOneSurprisesThe sun dropped behind the Afghanmountains, steadily running away from the painfully lifelesslandscape that blanketed the ground across northeastern Afghanistan. Looks, however, were almost always deceiving. What appeared to beworthless, barren wasteland was in fact home to an intricate networkof terrorists, the kind of men who depended on death, ironically, tokeep themselves al
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GI Joe
The Art of Dating Chapter 1
Author376... I'm pretty sure this story was entirely your fault. Well, you'll see. Actually, I'd forgotten that I'd written it until I was going through my story box...The Art of DatingSummary: There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only humanSnake-Eyes knew it was his faultactually, all the signs had been there. When Stalker had
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GI Joe
The Art of Dating Chapter 2
~omake~(An omake is an extra, or a bonus. Or an outtake. This is not necessarily supposed to actually be part of the story its just silliness. I used to write a lot of these for Prince of Tennis, and Ive discovered I kind of miss them)Well, you look well-loved, Storm Shadow told Scarlett, the next morning.Stalker pinched the bridge of his nose. He did not just... yeah. Yeah, he really did. Tommy d
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 1
Author:LittleLadyhawkeDisclaimer:Dont own em and I make no money off em either.Summary:HmmRating:PG-13 (a few harsh words spoken)Feedback:If you wantAuthorsNotes: Thanks to Liz for helping me with my obsession with commas.TheBoxChapterOne: In DeepThiswas not good. This was sonot good. What was she going to do now? How in the world was shegoing to explain this? For that matter, who was she going to
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 2
TheBoxChapterTwo: Coffee and ContentDammit! Covergirl muttered as she tried, once again, to balance the box onher hip. This thing was definitely heavier than it looked. Hernerves were shot. She had to get this inside without being detected. No mean feat when it seemed like every Joe in the world passed herin the various corridors she was trying desperately to navigate.Shedalmost lost it completely
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 3
TheBoxChapterThree: Apples and StemsWell? Covergirl croaked.Wellwhat? Lady Jaye replied not taking her eyes from the contents ofthe box.WellImeanwhat are you two thinking? she stammered.Imthinking youre in deep sh, Scarlett started.Shit,yeah I know. I meant what are you thinking besides that? I mean,what should I do? Covergirl grimaced.LadyJaye thought a moment, Well for starters, you should take
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 4
TheBoxChapter4: Whats Up Doc?Here,try this, Lady Jaye tossed a clean dish towel at Covergirl.Whatam I supposed to do with this? she asked.Useit as a diaper, was Lady Jayes reply as she disappeared intothe bathroom.Adiaper? This is nota diaper. We need Huggies, or Pampers, ororsomething else,Covergirl waved the towel at Lady Jaye as she returned with an armfulof supplies from the bathroom.Well,seei
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 5
TheBoxChapterFive: Of Formula and FlintTheymade it back with no incidents and all breathed a sigh of relief whenthey were safely behind closed doors again. Covergirl removed herward from the box and settled back in the chair. She looked at thesleeping bundle in her arms. Doc mentioned she was about four orfive months old during his examination. She was kinda cute, softdowny curls the color of fudg
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 6
TheBoxChapterSix: A Pictures WorthTherest of the night passed in a blur of activity. The five adults tookturns changing, feeding, and burping little Marissa and keeping heras quiet and happy as possible.Acouple of hours after dawn, Covergirl went out to check the weatherand to see if any of the roads may be passable. To her surprise thesun was shining and the day was warmer than she expected. By e
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GI Joe
The Box Chapter 7
EpilogueAsfirst dates go, tonight had been just plain awful. Jimmy Walther wasa jerk, a first class jerk! And, jerks, she realized, were not to becried over. She wiped her tears and crawled off the bed. She openedthe cedar chest at the foot of her bed and pulled out the one itemguaranteed to make her feel better no matter what.Shehad heard the story dozens of times, and she loved it each and every
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GI Joe
Snake Oil Chapter 1
Dreadnok Munchkinsmade off with the disclaimer that I dont own any GI Joe charactersor Wizard of Oz songs. Just a parody I did a ways back that I redidand fixed up for my own amusement. I was just thinking of CobraCommander and then the song If I Only Had A popped into myhead. I think you can fill in the blanks. SnakeOilDestro peered out overthe ledge of a high platform in a huge factory. You know
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 1
OFTHE RETURN SERPENTORDisclaimer: I own nothing except the Flashblasters, DIC and Hasboro own everthing else.A/N: This is my first G.I. Joe story. I hope everyone enjoys it!Chapter 1: A Dark Evil Gets DarkerWay down South on a tropical island off the coast of South America trouble was brewing. The leaders of the evil Cobra organization had come up with another plan to conquer the civilized world.D
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 2
THE RETURN OF SERPENTORDisclaimer: Same as before.A/N: Thanks to those who reviewed and here's chapter two. Enjoy.Chapter 2: A Dangerous Enemy ReturnsTheres the Cobra base were looking for! Exclaimed Lady Jaye after several hours as Cobras island base came into view.Weve flown hundred of miles; its time to roast us some reptiles! Roadblock cried gleefully.I hear ya, Roadblock, Ace said. Were going
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 3
THE RETURN OF SERPENTORDisclaimer: See chapter one.A/N: Sorry for the delay, the website was down and real life gets in the way. Anyway, here's chapter three, I hope you enjoy it and don't forget to leave a review. I really apreciate your feedback, even constructive criticism!Chapter 3: Plots And PlansCan you believe that Serpentors back? Firefly asked Stormshadow. It was several hours after Serpe
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 4
THE RETURN OF SERPENTORDisclaimer: Same as before.A/N: I don't whether you all are enjoying this or not beacuse I haven't been getting much feedback:( Anyway, here's chapter 4. Please read and review!Chapter 4: Stormshadows ProposalHey guys, wheres the fire? Shipwreck called as Mainframe, Dial Tone, and Dusty ran past him looking for Duke.Weve got a plan to locate Cobras secret base and Flint and
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 5
THE RETURN OF SERPENTORDisclaimer: Same as always.A/N: Here's chapter 5. I hope you enjoy it and don't forget to leave a review!Chapter 5: A very important questionThats brilliant, Mainframe! Duke exclaimed once Mainframe had finished explaining his plan.But do you think Cobra will fall for it? Alpine asked.Destro will, Mainframe replied. He wont pass up a chance to get the Baroness back.But what
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 6
The Return of SerpentorDisclaimer: Same as chapter one.A/N: Here's chapter six. I hope you enjoy and don't forget to review!Chapter 6: Decisions and messagesThe group of Joes went straight to work as soon as they reached the communication center. Mainframe and Dial Tone immediately took seats at the main consoles. For the next few minutes, they worked feverishly, getting everything ready.Finally D
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 7
The Return of SerpentorDisclaimer: Same as before except The Jantori Mountains. I made that up as just a place for them to meet.A/N: Here's chapter 7, please read and review!Chapter 7: Preparing and unexpected feelingsDuke, weve just received a message from Cobra. Theyve agreed to meet us! Mainframe exclaimed, swiveling around in his chair to face him.Whats it say? He asked as he came up beside th
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GI Joe
The Return of Serpentor Chapter 8
The Return of SerpentorDisclaimer: Same as before.A/N: Here's chapter 8. Enjoy and don't forget to review!Chapter 8: The Exchange Part 1Well, were here. Wheres Cobra? Lady Jaye wanted to know. She and Duke along with Roadblock, Bazooka, Alpine, Barbecue, Ace, and Shipwreck had just arrived at the meeting spot where they were supposed to exchange prisoners.It was a very beautiful and peaceful spot
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