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King of the Hill
Explosion Humor Chapter 1
ALRIGH THIS IS MY FIRST ANIMATION FICXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXalright PULL!!!!!!!!!!!yelled bobby hill at dale who shot the catapult.the teddy bear was flying in the air then bill shot it and boomhaur took a pistureWHOOHOO!whats billA prpoane dale.READY AN--.BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.Shooting stuff
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King of the Hill
Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 3
Kingof the HillAConnie & Luanne EpisodeSkipto My Lu My DarlingWrittenby Mr. SemajActIIISceneI Trouble AheadAt a local toystore, children and their parents start to ignore the Manger Babiesmerchandise on the shelves.At Rainey Street,Boomhauer and Bill are standing dejectedly in the alley, as they bothhad a pretty slow week.Plans for the nextManger Babies episode is put on hiatus. Luanne and Pa
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King of the Hill
Bills New Wife Chapter 2
Chapter2: Broken HeartThe nextafternoon, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer met in the alley as they alwaysdid. They waited for Bill to show up as he normally did. To killtime, Hank and the gang engulfed several beers, cautious not to getdrunk. Minutes passed by, and there was still no sign of Bill.Billshould have been here by now, Hank said. He always shows upbetween 3:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon. Now it
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King of the Hill
The Heart Break Chapter 1
King of the HillA Hank & Bobby EpisodeThe Heart BreakSynopsisAct IOn a typical day at Tom Landry Middle School, Bobby has trouble signing up for the school's football team. He later has trouble keeping up in physical education, and has problems with a new bully.Bobby comes home with a note from the school principal. Hank is dismayed at the news, and takes the time to review the many past incid
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King of the Hill
Bowling Green Chapter 1
King of the HillBowlingGreenwritten by: Mr. SemajActIScene I - Late forSchoolIt is Friday morning.All is quiet in the neighborhood, until, someone is seen scramblingout the back door.Bobby is putting onhis backpack and nibbling on a plain piece of toast as he preparesfor school. He runs to grab his bicycle.Joseph is alsoscrambling out the front door. He goes to grab his bicycle, and takesoff with
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King of the Hill
Dales Secret Chapter 2
Chapter Two: Dale's True Feelings For PeggySay, Dale, any idea where Hank would be? said Bill.Nope, said Dale. Probably wasting time with Peggy.You seem to be talking about her lot, yo, said Boomhauer. Dang ol man, crush on her or sumthinNuh-uh! lied Dale.Shes mine! said Bill. It was kind of obvious that he has had a major crush on her since Bills divorce with Lenore. My God, hes so obsessed with
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King of the Hill
Feminie Power Chapter 2
Feminine Power-Part 2Howdy and Hello! Um...this is just a quick idea, and I didn't and don't think this will win an award, or anything.I wanted to say thank you to Numbuh 484, who said I was the best KOTH writer on this site! That made my day-no week!Um...I'm not sure if I'm spelling it correctly or not, but you know what I mean when I say 'Boggle'. You know...that word game Peggy is really good a
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King of the Hill
Guilt Conquers Chapter 2
Chapter 2Decisions Aftera little thought on Nancys drive home from work, she realized thatwhat had happened between her and Dale the previous day was somethingvery special. Something worth celebrating. And she knew just how todo itWhen she gotto the house, Dale was outside with his friends so she went in tomake a phone call.Hello?PeggyOh hi,Nancy. Did you umhave fun last night?Thatsexactly what Im
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 6
Chapter 6The nextmorning, Dale got up to get ready for work. Nancy had opened her eyesand just watched him. Dale noticed this and neither of them said aword. Nancy just lay in bed for a while. She had lots of differentemotions inside her. Although she felt like a weight had been lifted,she still felt guilt. Ending things with John Redcorn didnt fixwhat happened in the past. All it did was reduce t
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King of the Hill
Feminie Power Chapter 3
FemininePower-Part 3Hello!Um...sorry about the long wait. I wasn't exactly sure where I wasgoing with this, and I'm still not too sure. I'll give it a go, Iguess. Thank you, again, for my one and only reviewer (for this, atleast) Numbuh484!Ooooh!Light bulb lights up I just got an idea! Okay, go read!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dalesquinted hi
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 2
In Your Shoes-Part 2Here it is; the insane woman who has a crush on Dale. Well, I wouldn't call her insane. I may, or may not have the tiniest bit of a crush on Dale Gribble, or Johnny Hardwick. I know, he's a cartoon character...but Johnny has a cute voice, and (though I've never seen him) someone said he was hot, and I agree. By the way, do you know where I can find a pic of Johnny, so I can see
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 3
In Your Shoes-Part 3Hello. Nice to see my small band of fans. Just Joking. Uh...not much here, so I'll continue.Dale was in the dark part of his mind, because beyond that was pain. Emotional and physical. Not that this was any better. His eyelashes flittered as a nurse moved one of the many tubes sticking out of him. He couldn't move, and judging by the immense pain he felt just being still, he di
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King of the Hill
Dales Secret Chapter 3
Chapter Three: Watching over Peggy isnt the easiest.Just to warn you, Dale while youre watching over Peggy, while Nancy and I are gone, shes not the easiest to watch. Bobby, on the other hand just leave him alone for 2 hours and he finds things to do, said Hank. But Luanne, you step on her stuff and have to deal with her mood swings because of pregnancyjust warning you.I can do it all, said Dale.G
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King of the Hill
Bowling Green Chapter 2
King of the HillBowlingGreenwritten by: Mr. SemajActIIScene I -Recruiting MembersOn Monday, duringlunch hour, Bobby has a discussion with the Student ActivitiesChairperson, Daniel, about his new proposal for a bowling team.Daniel: "Idon't know, Bobby. Bowling doesnt seem to be very popular aroundhere. And we already have enough problems with our lacrosse team."Bobby: "Ipromise you, Daniel, it'll b
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 4
In Your Shoes-Part 4Hi! Here it is. Uh...can anyone tell me where I can find pictures of the actors/actresses that do the voices!Nancy awoke the next morning, feeling very stiff. She arched her back as she looked around. No one was in sight. The clock hanging over the desk said 8:17. She rubbed her head, trying to get the haze out of her mind.Suddenly, she felt dizzy. She found her way back to her
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King of the Hill
Cycle of Faith Chapter 1
Bobby,wake up before the teacher sees you sleeping! Joseph nervouslywhispered to Bobby as he shook him.Huh? What? Bobbyasked in confusion while adjusting to the lighting of this classroom.Joseph, Bobby! Notalking in my classroom! Mr. Hubert yelled with eyes of thestudent in the classroom begins to look at the two.Sorry Mr. Hubert.They both said in unison. Mr. Hubert continued on with his lecture a
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 4
Chapter 4After Dalehad finally gotten his cast taken off, Nancy decided to tell him thenews.Sugshe started one evening.Yes,Nancy?I havesome good news.Well, outwith it then.Impregnant! she smiled widely.Dale juststared at her blankly. Okay, whats the good news?Thatsthe good news!I thoughtI told you I wasnt ready for a kid right now?But sug,I couldnt help it, and dont you dare tell me to have anabor
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 1
A/N:I wan't to give credit to blackrose612 for giving me my idea's. Thanks so much. It wouldn't't be fair if I didn't mention you for the inspiration. People liked your story so I thought that I should do something like your story. And maybe you will start updating your story cause it's super good! I hope!35793659047606702756076jgfeigheir38459085-3285903rgjhguiwth058340rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr2342234211
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King of the Hill
Dales Bills Boomhauers explanation to Wesley Chapter 1
Dales Bills and Boomhauers explanation to WesleyThis is supposed to take place in Straight as an Arrow where Wesley was spraying Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with mace spray.Mr. Wesley sir, will you please stop spraying us with that terrible horrible mace spray. cried Bill.Yeah, please stop. agreed Dale and Boomhauer.Ill stop only if you tell me why in the world you guys unexpectedly are trespassing
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King of the Hill
All In The Same Chapter 1
Arlen, Texas was so, howdo I describe it? Texas. Green lawns. Pick-up trucks in thedriveways. A few people walking their dogs now and again. Kids ridingbikes. Something was missing to make it complete. But I couldn't putmy finger on it."Is this it?" Iasked, glancing at the home we just pulled up next to. Classicsuburban house. Well, classic suburban Texas house. I liked itthough.She nodded. "Yes,
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 5
In Your Shoes-Part 5Hello! Here it is.Dale blinked, letting the information sink in. Nancy stood there, waiting for him to say something. The shock was wearing on his energy, and threatened to shut him down, but Dale wanted to respond to Nancy, at least get that look off of her face.He gulped, then nodded. "Really!" Nancy nodded. "That's great!" Dale said happily, as he moved to hug Nancy. Nancy,
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 6
In Your Shoes-Part 6Howdy and Hello! You want to know a secret? Well, this fan fiction was just supposed to be that Dale is like Nancy, faced with cheating. But, as you can see, it sort of...morphed. Um...I forgot the name of Bobby's teacher, if he/she ever had one, so...Joseph came back from school with Bobby, both riding their bikes. Joseph slowed down to Bobby's level, so Bobby wouldn't have to
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King of the Hill
Skip to My Lu My Darling Chapter 2
King of the HillA Connie & Luanne EpisodeSkip to My Lu My DarlingWritten by Mr. SemajAct IIScene I Former OwnerLuanne and Patterson meet Reverend Stroup in her office that day to confirm this sudden revelation. Reverend Stroup reads some documents laying out Pattersons priorities on the puppets.Reverend Stroup: Gee, it looks like this man is telling the truth, Luanne.Patterson: That is right.
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King of the Hill
AC Adoptor Chapter 1
A/N: Title is not a typo. I mean adoptor, as in adopt: to take up and make one's own.This fic is based on a dream I had about Boomhauer getting lost at sea. Unfortunately, as I wrote this, the part based on the dream got kinda smooshed. But I do like how this turned out, even if I do think it gets a little weak in places. I also think I put in too much Dale for a group-based episode. Curse my inab
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King of the Hill
Bowling Green Chapter 3
King of the HillBowlingGreenwritten by: Mr. SemajActIIIScene I - PressureHank: "Dad,what are you doing--?"Cotton: "I'mputting some zing back into my life! That's what!""Yourdouble-crossing step-mother took half my belongings with herfollowing our divorce!"Didi is seen acrossthe alley with G.H. in a stroller.Didi: "Cotton,let's talk about--"Cotton: "SHADDAP,CUNT!"Didi starts crying asshe runs away.
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King of the Hill
In Your Shoes Chapter 7
InYour Shoes-Part 7Howdyand Hello! If you're reading this, REVIEW! Well, I'm not going toforce you, if you don't want to. It's painless, really! Just enjoy,and read! Oh...and my reviewers wanted a fight in this chapter. Ireally can't write one well, and it wasn't really planned, but I putit in any way! Um...let's just say the fight will REALLY please Dale!Dale being Dale!--------------------------
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 3
AuthorsNote: Sorry, everyone else just nearly disappeared in this chapter.Oops! xD. It seems its really centered on Nancy and Dale. Butreally the whole story was anyway. I just tried to throw someBobby/Connie in there but they fixed things last chapter, so oh well.Ill try to do better in future stories. Remember this is my firstKOTH one! xDChapter 3:The Dance of DoomThanksfor warming up my side of
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King of the Hill
Tying Knots Chapter 5
Chapter 5SugNancy touched Dales arm gently.Dale wassilent for a moment and then he spoke. 13 yearsSugNancy repeated.Ivejust got one question for you right now NancyWhat isthat?Dale lookedat her seriously in the eye and said, Is that baby in your wombmine?Yes,Dale, it is.Okay.Just making sure. He walked off into their bedroom. Nancy followedhim and sat at the foot of the bed beside him.Now sug,I kn
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 2
A/N: I haven't really gotten any replies on this story but I wanted to update it like I said I would. Once again I apologize for such an extensive delay. If you haven't red the last thing I posted then please do so and vote. Like I said. If you don't vote then I'll have to decide on my own. Feel free to give me advice. I'm shure to use and and mension you in the story!disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KING
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 5
A/N: I'll update sooner. I hope! Enjoy all the reads. I used a diff. writing style half way down.
Tell me if you want simple reads or complex reads.
or maybe a mix of both. Be honest.Disclaimer: I don't own KOTH! but I wish I sorta did.The Birds were chirping as Bobby woke up. Then fell asleep. Then again he woke up with the sun shinning brightly into his eyes. He squinted his eyes and g
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King of the Hill
Quel est le probleme avec des Francais Chapter 1
Mrs.G.: Hi! This is my first time writing a King of the Hill fic, so be nice!George F. Handel: If you dont like the idea, dont read. I may be a composer, but I know the art of fencing!Title: Quel est le problme avec des Franais?Fandom: King of the HillDisclaimer If I owned King of the Hill, I would have made this one already. All the characters you dont recognize are mine though, as well as the pl
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King of the Hill
Dale Vader Chapter 1
KOTH/Kingof the HillEpisode:Dale VaderId like to say thatI do not own King of the Hill, and that its my first Hill fic, soI hope you all enjoy it.Today was an ordinaryday. Hank and his friends, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill were out atHanks fence doing their usual stuff, which was drinking beer.Yup. Hank said. Yup. Dale added. Yup. Billcontinued. Uh hum. Boomhauer hummed.I hope Arlen winsagain. Hank s
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King of the Hill
Naruto plus Bobby equals awsome Chapter 4
A/N: I'm finding myself apologizing alot lately! But I hope you didn't forget much of this story! Since Christmas Break is coming up soon I'm going to be waiting for a comment and as soon as I do I'll start typing away again!enjoy!Disclaimer: I don't own KOTH!As soon as the car stopped in the driveway of the Hills,( located on Rainy St.) Bobby rushed out and threw the door. Not bothering to close
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King of the Hill
King of the Hill Deathmatch Chapter 1
Note: This may contain archaic references because I actually started it ages ago and finished it just now. I don't own anything mentioned from hereon out, except the randomness.Peggy was driving her car and she said, I am rhythm now.Then she turned into the Elite Beat Agents and they hit their head onBlue Dot Number Five. Then they turned into the Blue Man Group wherethey hit pipes with computers.
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King of the Hill
Gribble Drabble Chapter 2
Nancyswitched the radio off the second the first love song came on. Atthis time, she wanted to be lost in her own thoughts. Her husband didnot say much; he seemed to be deep in thought as well. When theyfirst set out, she had asked him where they where going, but he wouldnot tell her. She felt too tired to argue at that point, and just washappy to be able to shut her eyes for a little while.MaybeI
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King of the Hill
King of the Hill Throwdown Chapter 1
The third in the KOTH series! It still makes no sense! I still don't own anything mentioned in the story! Too many exclamations!Hey, Dad, I want to report a gas leak, Bobby said.Okay, Ill be right there! Hank hurriedly replied.Its in your pants!In anger, Hank pulled out a fart machine and threw it at Bobby. Suddenly, there was a light the exact opposite of blinding.Hank, Im gonna need the Boggle t
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King of the Hill
Dale Vader Chapter 3
In case you might bewondering how I came up with this story, I thought of it myself whileI watching Revenge of the Sith at the movie theater. I wanted to makeDale cool, because he is one of my favorite characters from KOTH. I'mglad you all are enjoying my story. Well, here's more.Redcorn's adviceAfter waking from his dream,Dale went to John Redcorn's trailer. After Dale knocked on the door,Redcorn
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King of the Hill
Dale Vader Chapter 5
Dale and Nancy's loveThis is sort of a prequel chapter, or at least its a chapter I wanted to add to make this story a little more interesting."Okay, so have a good night friend." Dale stated. "You too Dale." Hank added as he went off to back his home. Yet, Dale was pondering of what Hank told him and his friends earlier. But saw Nancy waiting for him outside of his house at the edge of the fence.
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King of the Hill
tale of the dang ol golden arm man Chapter 1
ever wanted to learnhow to speak "boomhauer-ese" (which is my term for hismumbing)? well, the trick is to say what you're trying to say, butrepeated throw in the phrases "talkin' " and "dangol'", and end it with "man". which is how you cantranslate his story. reviews wanted, flamesnot. enjoy! "All right, that'sit." Dale aimed carefully and squeezed the trigger, sending abullet in the direction of
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King of the Hill
Gribble Drabble Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do notown any of these characters, Fox does.The image of him, herex-lover had been burning in her mind for quite awhile now, and itscared her very much. She knew to go back to him would not only bemost certainly the wrong thing to do; and to do it would be to sinkdown to a lowly level. Nancy wanted to prove that she could be strongwithout him. She did not need him-and besides; she lo
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King of the Hill
Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 1
ArlenMowerthon 2006ByJoeSummary:Hank and his friends prepare for the Arlen Mowerthon 2006. However,he is in the shadow of more powerful competitors.AuthorNotes: I do not own King of the Hill, its characters, orany other copyrighted material. I do, however, own my originalcharacters, Phil, Tyler, and Joe.Chapter 1Hank wasin his garage tuning his red riding mower. He wanted to ensure itran top speed
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King of the Hill
Arlen Mowerthon 2006 Chapter 3
Chapter 3Hankarrived back at the race track, just as the race was about to stop. He saw his pit crew dressed in orange Dales Dead Bug uniforms. They went up to greet Hank.Hey,Hank, where were you? Dale asked.Iwent to the house for a moment to think things over. Phils moweris much faster than mine, so I probably wont win. ButI justdecided to race anyhow. What good is a race if you dont havefun? Han
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