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Phineas and Ferb
A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 1
Heyguys! This is one of the actual stories that could, but won't getturned into an episode. PLZ READ AND REVIEW! :)Phineasand Ferb are just awaking from their sleep.Phineaswalks over to Ferb's bed and says, "You ready to make the bestcastle of your life, Ferb?"Ferbnods his head as Phineas says, "Great! I'll go get Isabella. Youget the supplies ready."Phineaswalks into the kitchen and picks up the
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 4
Chapter 4Phineas-Leukemia. The word flew out and punched me. How could this happen? Why?WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?I just wanted to scream at God why does this have to happen.The next day at school eveyone heard about it."How sad." was the same reaction from all the teachers. Ferb and I have similar schedules.At the end of the day, I wanted to explode. Everyone had the same reaction and fake sympathy
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Phineas and Ferb
A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 2
Perryapproached the building.DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated! the evil jingle played.Doofenshmirtzheaded for the door as Perry neared. Perry smashed down the door andhit Doofenshmirtz.Hecrawled out from under the door and said, Ugh I think I coughedup my spleen.Perryhelped pick up the door from the ground as Doofenshmirtz said,Great! Now I have to go to the store and get a new door.Perrysomehow rea
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 5
Chapter 5Phineas-I heard my cell phone ring. It was Ferb. I just could'nt bring myself to answer it. Not now. I let it ring and stared doing my homework."Earth to Phineas." I heard Isabella say"What?" I asked"You're spacing out again. Worried about Ferb?""It's his first day of chemo.""Oh."I tried to focus. But I could'nt."Mr. Flynn, is there a problem?" the teacher asked"Um...no..." I stammered"Yo
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Phineas and Ferb
A Very Merry Go Round Chapter 3
Perrylooks around and sees a box full of Doofenshmirtzs ray guns. Heruns over and rummages through them. He finds the one he wants andpulls it out. He flicks the switch on it and aims it at himself. Hefires andPERRY!Allof a sudden, Perry is fast again. He runs out the door and looksaround. He sees Doofenshmirtz running down the street.Hetakes out a grappling hook and aims it and an extended bar ha
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 6
Chapter 6Ferb-It was two months now. No improvement on my blood work. I had sores on my body and lost twelve pounds, no hair loss yet (Thank God!). Phineas has been spacing out on me lately. Perry was missing more often. Funny how everything seems so diffrent after you're in a crisis.I was online, catching up on my school work."Do you really have to do this?" Phineas asked"For your information, Da
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 1
Phineas and Ferb are lying outside under their tree when Phineas says, "It's so hot out today, Ferb. I don't feel like building anything special today."Ferb nods in agreement. Candace comes out and says, "Ugh. It's so hot out I think I'm going to melt."Phineas says, "Hey why don't we listen to the radio to take our minds off the heat?"Candace says, "Good idea."Phineas turns on the radio and listen
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 7
Chapter 7Phineas-Whatever that agressive chemo stuffis, it's not really helping."You know, that hat brings out your eyes." Candace saidFerb did'nt say anything."Better than having him swearing over everthing." I saidFerb threw something at me."Hey!" I said"What's your problem?" he said sarcastically"No, what's your problem." I blurted out"Shut up!""What do you want?!""To get your big nose outta my
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 2
Elsewhere,Perry runs over to the carpet and stands in the middle. It lowers himdown into the secret lair as he pulls out his Fedora. He lands in hischair and pushes a button.Aman appears on the screen and says, Good morning, Agent P. Itappears that Doofenshmirtz has stolen all the water he could find inthe entire tri-state area. Now if I were an evil scientist Idprobably do the same. We need you t
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 8
Ferb-It was a false alarm. One stupid nurse got me mixed up with another patient. It was that other person that had an infection, not me. I was pretty pissed off to see everyone going crazy for the wrong person."We are sorry about that false alarm." said Dr. Jefferson, the oncologist"My bllod work's still bad." I said"Well, according to your tests-"I interrupted her. "The friggin' cancer's still h
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 3
Phineasand Ferb are inside the house sitting at their kitchen table.ThenPhineas says, How are we going to make the best swimming pool everif we dont even have any water?Ferbturns his attention to the T.V. set.socome on down and watch the monster truck rally!Thenext commercial was the one that got their attention as they changedthe channel.atthe Danville Hockey Rink! Get your tickets before theyre
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 9
Phineas-I think that new drug is helping. Ferb's white blood cell count had dropped to an almost normal level after a week."On the bright side, we have winter break and I can use the time to catch up on work." Ferb said"Just don't exert yourself." I said"Staying in that hosptial makes me crazy. One minute feels like one century.""Is that a compliment or an insult?" Dr. Jefferson asked as she walke
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 4
DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated, the jingle plays as Perry jumps out of hishover jet at the bottom of the building. He climbs up the wall withsuction cups up to an ajar window. He crawls through and lands on thefloor.Doofenshmirtzturns around due to the sound and says, Perry the Platypus, I wasexpecting you.Hetakes a remote from his lab coat and presses the button. Suddenly,Perry is trapped inside
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 10
Ferb-I tolerated the expirimental drug pretty well. I was feeling better.On day five, my hair fell off. I was taking off my headphones and a lock of hair was tangled on it. I just stared at the clump of hair on my hand for a while. A few hours later, I had several bald spots. I wore the hat Candace and Phineas gave me to cover it up.Suddenly, by day six, I started vomiting like crazy. I could'nt k
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 5
Phineasand Ferb are outside the hockey rink at the ticket booth.Phineassays, Wed like two tickets for todays show, please.Theman in the booth looks down and says, Hey, arent you two alittle young to see a hockey game?Phineassays, I dont think so.Theman hesitates and then says, OK then.Phineasand Ferb take their tickets and walk in the door. While theyrewaiting in line, they could hear the Gitchee
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 11
Phineas-I paced back anf forth in my room. At first the drug was helping him. Now the drug was killing him. There was no way he'd be back for the holidays. I tried to do my homework. I could'nt focus and just tossed it aside. What was wrong with me? What ever happened to Phineas Flynn? The person on that hospital bed was'nt my brother. What happened to Ferb Fletcher? I saw a picture of us taken a
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Phineas and Ferb
A Hot Hot Hot Day Chapter 6
Doofenshmirtzfreezes everything in the building and says, There! Now I canrelax and take a break from the heat.Helooks over at Perry and his eyes widen.Heexclaims, Perry the Platypus, how did you get out of the ice?Helooks over to where the ice was and notices that it is now just apuddle of water.Hesays, Yeah, I should have seen that coming, too.Perryjumps up and hits Doofenshmirtz in the face wit
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 12
Ferb-The infection cleared but I still felt sick. I woke up that morning, and I was mad. I did'nt want to be sick anymore. I wanted to feel better. I was tired of the damn drug killing me. I wanted to stop. Now.It was an hour before i had to take the drug, so I was feeling a little better."I want to stop taking it." I said straight out"What?!" Mom and Dad said at the same time"You heard me." I sai
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 1
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Isabella: TunnelsNotes:This is part of a series of Phineas and Ferb songfics based from thesongs of The Arcade Fire. Each songfic is a dream from a maincharacter. This one is Isabellas dream. I dont own Phineas andFerb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is Neighborhood #1(Tunnels) by The Arcade Fire.And ifthe snow buries my
My neighborh
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 13
Phineas-I did'nt know what to do. I was all mixed up inside. One minute we were shouting at each other. Next minute we broke down. This was too much for everyone. I was at my breaking point.I walked out of the room and tried to ignore what was going on. I tried to get my thoughts straight. Suddenly, my heart started beating violently. My body felt numb. My vision blurred. My head felt like it was
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 2
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Phineas: No Cars GoNotes:This is part of a series of Phineas and Ferb songfics based from thesongs of The Arcade Fire. Each songfic is a dream from a maincharacter. This one is Phineas dream. I dont own Phineas andFerb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is No Cars Go by TheArcade Fire.Today wasjust an ordinary summer day in the lives of two
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 14
Ferb-On December 20, I was at home. By my bed were some IVs, an oxygen tank, and a heart monitor. I did'nt want it to end this way. I was too young to die. I was'nt ready yet. I was afraid to sleep and never wake up again. Everyone treated me like I would break or something. I felt weak but refused to let go."How much time?" I asked Dr. Jefferson"Possibly by the end of the month or next month." sh
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 3
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Candace: The Well and The LighthouseNotes: This one is Candaces dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is The Well and the Lighthouse by The Arcade Fire. I am serving time
All for a crime I did commit
You want the truth?
You know I'd do it all again
Left for dead, heaven is only in my headAl
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 15
Phineas-It was Christmas. Ferb was getting weaker and weaker. I tried not to leave him."Some Christmas this is." he muttered"It's not your fault." I saidHe pulled an envelope out of the desk nearby. "It's for you."I opened it. It was the Wish money. I just stared at it. Tears filled my eyes. "I-I don't know what to say. It's your money. You should keep it.""What am I going to do with it? I don't h
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 4
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Ferb: LaikaNotes:This one is Ferbs dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or themusic of The Arcade Fire. The song is Neighborhood #2 (Laika) by TheArcade Fire. Ferb plays the role of Alexander. Alexander,our older brother
Set out for a great adventure
He tore ourimages out of his pictures
He scratched our names out of all hislettersItst
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 16
Ferb-I stared at the window. The stars were shining bright. The snow looked like crystals. I felt trapped by the wires around me. Suddenly I wanted to go outside. I wanted to break away from the wires. I wanted to forget about dying."Dying's hard work." I said to Phineas"And you're too young to die." he said"A lot of things I'll never do such as graduation, college, or getting married or have sex.
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 5
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Dr. D.: Ocean of NoiseNotes:This is Dr. Doofenshmirtzs dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferbor the music of The Arcade Fire. The song is Ocean of Noise by TheArcade Fire. Oceanof noise
I first heard your voice
Ring like a bell
As if Ihad a choice, oh well
Dr. HeinzDoofenshmirtz woke up past dawn. He got up from his bed, eager to ad
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 17
Phineas-December 28. Ferb slept most of the time. More IVs were attached. It just hurts me to see him going between life and death. I would fourteen alone. Survive high school alone. Walk down graduation alone. Before, we were two lively boys looking towards the clear future. Now we were two different boys with life and death as a barrier and a blurred future.I walked outside. Just walking around,
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Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Ferb Funeral and Neon Bible Chapter 6
Phineas, Ferb, Funeral and Neon Bible by highway67Perry: Keep the Car RunningNotes:This is Perrys dream. I dont own Phineas and Ferb or the musicof The Arcade Fire. The song is Keep the Car Running by The ArcadeFire. He defendsDanville with great stealth, swiftness and secrecy. He doesnttalk, but it is an asset to his occupation, however dangerous orundemanding it is. He has the ability to travel
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 18
Phineas-I watched as Ferb went downhill. He was getting weaker and weaker."Do you think I'll make it?" he asked weakly"It's only two days away. Hold on!" I said"I'm so tired.""I'll let you sleep.""No.""Sleep. It'll help."He closed his eyes. "I'll see you."Ferb slipped in a coma that night. On New Year's Eve, he was'nt doing well."Not a lot of time left." Dr. Jefferson said sadlyI felt lightheaded.
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Phineas and Ferb
Cartooon MixUps 2 Krusty Boys Chapter 1
CartoonMix - Ups 2PhineasFlynn: Krusty BoysBoolia Are you readyreaders?Readers: You betBoolia!Boolia: I cant hearyou! Are you ready?Readers: Ready Boolia!Boolia: Ohhhhhh..Whoaccidentally press a button that opened a portal and took our friendsunder the sea?Readers: Alex Russo?Boolia: No, PhineasFlynn! Adventurous and exciting is he?Readers: HarrisonFord?Boolia: No! Hasa pet platypus that loves to
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 19
Ferb-I was drifting in and out. Time passes. I felt no pain. My time to die was coming soon. I wanted to scream "No!" I was almost fourteen. Dying at thirteen seemed awkward. I wanted to stay. Things were going so well. One bruise told everything.I remembered one day before landing in the hospital.........I was feeling tired. More bruises appeared. I did'nt know why. The bell rang. Everyone jumped
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Phineas and Ferb
Cartooon MixUps 2 Krusty Boys Chapter 2
CartoonMix - Ups 2PhineasFlynn: Krusty BoysBoolia Are you readyreaders?Readers: You betBoolia!Boolia: I cant hearyou! Are you ready?Readers: Ready Boolia!Boolia: Ohhhhhh..Whoaccidentally press a button that opened a portal and took our friendsunder the sea?Readers: Alex Russo?Boolia: No, PhineasFlynn! Adventurous and exciting is he?Readers: HarrisonFord?Boolia: No! Hasa pet platypus that loves to
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 20
Ferb-I opened my eyes. Everyone was around me. Tears filled my eyes. It felt so good to be alive."Someone must've been watching over you." Phineas whispered"Whatever it is, you're alive." Candace said"I wanted to hold on so hard." I managed to say."We thought we were going to lose you." Mom said"I'm glad we did'nt." Dad said"I want to live." I said "I'll fight for it if I have to. No matter what,
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Phineas and Ferb
Outside the Box Chapter 1
Never know what you'll doWith a simple wrench turn hereOr a turn of the screwCandace tries to but you But it's always for naught Against two genuises like youWho'd think she'd have a shot ?
Then there's Perry the Platypus Alias Agent PWhile foiling Doofenschmirtz's evil plotsThe twin don't know where you'll beBut don't worryYou're secret's safe with meThe adventures you haveKeep me enthralled
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 21
Phineas-I looked out at the sky through the window. I remembered the night I prayed and the peaceful feeling that fell on me. The stars were bright tonight. Leaving a message of hope. What had happened was'nt luck. It was a miracle. An angel's touch. God's answer.I opened the window. The room got cold quickly, but I did'nt care. "Thank you, God." I whispered "Thank you for giving us a miracle." I
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Phineas and Ferb
Bum Reviews Phnieas and Ferb Chapter 1
Now It's Time For Bum ReviewsTonight's Review:Phineas and ferbChester:Oh, my God! This is the greatest cartoon I've ever seen in my life!Chester: There's this guy named PhineasChester: And he's like" I know what we're gonna do today!
Chester: There' this other gut name ferb!Chester: And He's like .....
Chester: I don't think he says anything!
Chester: His name in the freaking title
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Phineas and Ferb
A Fight to Live Chapter 22
Ferb-I lie on my bed at home. I never knew how great it felt. To be alive. To live."How are you feeling?" Phineas asked"Better than before." I saidPhineas smiled. "Since you're feeling better, I think I have something to make you feel even more better." he said "Get up and follow me."I slowly got up. My legs wobbled slightly but I managed. Phineas helped downstairs."You came here to tell me that M
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Phineas and Ferb
Dr Doofenshmirtz Or Chapter 1
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Or How I Learned To Stop Making That Platypus Noise And Love The BombinatorDisclaimer: Hey, I actually remembered to make one! I do not own Phineas & Ferb or anything that is in the show. Also, I do not own Dr. Strangelove which I so fondly parodied in the title. If there's anything else I put in here that isn't mine, well I don't own them either then. All bases covered! Enjo
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Phineas and Ferb
Opertation Turkey Chapter 1
Phineasand Ferb were sleeping soundly when Phineas stirred. He was halfawake when he smelled something. He was fully awake, now. He got outof bed, went to the other side of the room and started shaking hisstep-brother awake.Ferb,wake up. he said. Ferb didnt stir. Wakie, wakie, sleepyhead. he tried again. Ferb rolled over and made a soft moan.Cmon, Ferb, its morning.Whois it? Ferb said in a moan.Yo
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Phineas and Ferb
Dr Doofenshmirtz Or Chapter 2
Chapter Two: Captain Cruel's Cruel Cruise Of Cruel Cruelty...Of The Cruel VarietyPerry the Platypus, now as his alter ego Agent P, flies towards Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's lair in his jet, ready for another battle with the bad doctor. He slows down a little as he approaches the giant, purple lair.Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated!Perry lands the jet on the roof of Doofenshmirtz's lair, next to the gl
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Phineas and Ferb
Opertation Turkey Chapter 2
Phineasstared at Ferb. But, we just had a Thanksgiving last year.Phineas said.Phineas,think about what you just said. Ferb said. Phineas smirked.Besides, I thought you liked Thanksgiving.Ido, I mean, all kinds of food and both sides of our family comes.Sowhatsthe problem?Wesmell turkey.YeahWell,why dont we smell pumpkin pie?Ferblaughed. Well, maybe theyre starting it, lets go see.Phineasand Ferb w
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