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The Storm Chapter 4
"Mom, do I really have to go toschool?" whined Meg.It had been four days since Meg hadbeen struck by lightning, she wasn't really looking forward to goingto school. What if one of the kids found out about her power?"Yes Meg." replied Lois."You've already missed three days, and don't you have a Mathtest?""But what if the kids find out I'mtemporarily phsycic?" asked Meg. "Then they'll think I'm afre
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Family Guy The New Version Chapter 1
Family Guy By: Will FortnerPeter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself. Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt i
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An Evening to Remember Chapter 1
AnEvening to RememberActISceneIIt was a cold, snowyevening. A Thursday evening.Meg Griffin was in herbedroom in her pajamas wrapped in her warm blanket. She was doingsome reading for her homework assignment.She got up to fetch asnack. After about five minutes, she returned to her room with peanutbuttered bread and a glass of milk. She ate her snack as shecontinued studying.After a while, Meg gotre
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Peter Reborn Chapter 7
Chapter 7Chris is hitchhikingto Quahog. But he accidentally spelled Quahog. Instead, the signreads Hog Town. A trucker pulls over. They start talking.Trucker: Hi Boy. Youlook like some fresh meat. But why are you heading to New York?Chris: New York? Imheading to Quahog. (Looks at sign, and realizes it says Hog Town) Oh,sorry. I dont know how to spell.Trucker: And?Chris: And what? Ohwait. (Thinks f
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Four Girls and a Warp Hole Chapter 1
Ya! my peoples. hiya! i like chocolate. anywayz i hope u like my next story.Iwill also have another one coming out around chiristmas wehave vacation it'll be easier. It's gonna be based on teen titans.enjoy the story!You dont know howbadly I wanna cut, Becki said. You know what would happen rite,Nat questioned. Rebecca would get caught and sent to jail and wewould jack her stuff and sell it for c
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Conkers Bad Family Day Chapter 2
Conkers Bad FamilyDayToday was the day whenthe true weirdness was sure to occur. Conker had been taken into theGriffin house and things were bound to get interesting as a result.Conker roamed aroundthe house and asked, Hey, guys do you gots any beer? Im indesperate need of some.Im sure youllfind some, Chris stated, Dad probably has lots in the fridge.Peter turned to him andstated, Probably have so
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Family Guy Revenge of Stewie Chapter 1
Family GuyBy Jonathan Rohrbach(Stewie is dreaming)Stewie: DAMN YOU WOMAN!Lois: Ive read your plans to kill me Stewie, so now Im going to have to kill you(Lois pulls out a light saber and goes to battle with Stewie and gets his light saber Knocked out of his hands and gets swung at by Lois)Stewie: AHHH!(He wakes up from a dream, breathing hard)Stewie: Bloody Hell! What was that?(Peter Walks in to t
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Poor to Rich and back to Poor Chapter 3
Chapter3: Rich at Last"ThinkBrian, how can we get some money off him?" Peter said sadly."Well, we could gethim hammered then rob his house, I'm sure there's something in thereof high value.""Brian, that's it.We offer a truce, get him drunk, and rob him. This plan is morebullet-proof than the last one."Brian and Peter went outto buy some whiskey, went back to Bill Gates house, and knocked onthe doo
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A Whole Lotta Meg Chapter 7
One day, Peter decided the adults of Quahog should stage a coup on Mayor West's office after said mayor began to waste the town's money on zombie traps. Which were really just oversized buckets he filled with mayonnaise and hung from trees.While the adults were off having their war, they left their kids, teens and Brian in charge of the Griffin House. It would function as their base while the othe
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Griffin vs Griffin Chapter 1
A/N: I love family guy! I wish I owned all the seasons but I dont ... Its rather sad. Oh well anyway this just kinda came to me one night while watching family guy. I also remember one time on adult swim there was a commercial like thing where the Griffins were fighting one another: Louis vs. Peter, Meg vs. Chris, and Brian vs. Stewie. Well this is as you can see my first posted fanfic. Hope you l
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Peter Reborn Chapter 1
Family Guy: Peter rebornChapter One:Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.Peter: laughingLois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the flo
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Da Bang Chapter 2
Part 2 Back in Old QuohogBrian: Its different because someone rebuilt it!(Shows Old Quohog and it looks like the future)Peter: Wow, Im impressed!Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!Lois: Then what was that farting sound?(Everyone
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Brians Secret Problem Chapter 1
It was late Friday night in Quahog, Rhode Island.It had been a while since Jillian had taken a dump on Brian... um, broke up with him, Brian had never made it with another woman since then, and he landed himself in some serious shit on Marthas Vineyard after he tried to make out with Lois in the hotel room while Peter was out drinking with Nathan Lane.Brian was so horny that night, he was so bored
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Family Guy Meets American Dad Chapter 3
Family Guymeets American Dad p.3Stewiehas a plan?(Stewieand Lois are visiting mr. and Mrs. Peutersmit)Mr.P:SoLois hows that stupid big oaf of yours?Lois:Ifyou mean Peter he's fine. Although he is still recovering from thatkarate tournament he was in.(Peterand Brian are at a karate tournament. Peter is entered in it)Brian:Areyou sure you can do this?Peter:Ofcourse I eat Kun-fu all the time.Brain:Pe
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Family Guy Meets American Dad Chapter 4
Theterrorists strike!(Peterand Brian return to the living room. Chris and Stan are watching thearmy reserve commercial)T.V.:Jointhe army reserve. Strength for now strength for later.Stan:Nowthat's a great commercial isn't it son.Chris:Sure is(the tv goes to a news flash. tom tucker is talking)TomTucker: News flash citizens of Quahog! Terrorists have come and areattacking the U.S. citizens.Diane:It
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The Decision Chapter 2
Family Guy FanficSilverhawk9207/27/09TheDecision, Part Two* * * ** * * * * * * * * * *Chrissighed, hanging up the phone. Ever since Peter had passed away, Chrishad decided to treat Meg with more respect, seeing that nobody elsewould. Besides, to top it off, she was actually grieving for theirfather. She didnt need everyonehating her as well.Besides,Chris could die at any moment and he knew it. He
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 11
Chapter11: A Turn For The WorseForMeg, last night was the greatest night of her life, except for thepart where Stewie ran in. Some say the poor boy is scarred for life,but that's another story. Anyway, Zack had gone to work, and Meg wasin the kitchen with Lois talking about last night."Zackand I made love last night," said Meg."WHAT?!?!?"shouted Lois as she took a look around and leaned closer to
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The Chronicles of Quagmire Part 2 Chapter 1
TheChronicles of QuagmirePart2 ( The Secret)FamilyGuy theme songOurstory left Quagmire at his house with the genie. After the genieexplained Quagmires past and destiny, Quagmire set out on a daringmission to a dangerous location.Quagmire:Yeah, Ill have 2 number fives, a number one special,and... lets see what else did Peter want?... ohyeah, and 6,000 chicken fajitas.Voicebox?Que?Quagmire:Dammit, I
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Quagmires dirty little secret Chapter 1
Stewie Griffin was playing Truth or Dare with his favorite teddy bear, RupertStewie Griffin was playing Truth or Dare with hisfavorite teddy bear, Rupert. Oh, no way, thats gross! Stewieyelled as Rupert dared him to lick his own foot and sing Lollipop byLil Wayne. But Stewie did it anyway because he didnt want Rupertto think he was a chicken. Shorty wanna hump, you know I like totouch your lovely
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family guy barely legal Chapter 1
Family guyMegsPovHaveyou ever noticed how one song can bring two people together in justone moment?Oreven taking the time to sit down to write a love letter to someoneyou really care about makes your heat flutter a thousand times?wellIve had all those feelings before at first I tried to deny ittelling myself something is wrong with me but I can't now I just wantto tell Brian griffin that Im utterl
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SURPRISE Chapter 4
Well, I dunno Quagmire. I mean,Lois will kill me if she finds out! said Peter, as he drunk hispint.Dont tell her then. Giggidy,giggidy. Answered Glenn quickly. You want too go with me, dontyou? Theres mega hot babes there--but thats not fair on Lois isit? whispered Peter, exasperated.-and, carried on Glennpretending he had not heard Peters doubt. theres an all youcan eat buffet there too!That is A
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Family Guy experiment Chapter 1
Quahog, Rhode Island, Fall of 1965, the people wandered the streetsas if it were a normal day. The streets were empty, and the townsfolk were peaceful. It was a comforting time. The movie theatre wasplaying The Adventure of Loxley. A small cat was lounging aboutin front of Als Barber Shop. Smiths Hardware was having a fiftypercent off sale. And in the farthest edge of town, an experiment isabout t
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Bonnies Baby Chapter 2
"OH MYGOSH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Bonnie screamed.Everyone camerunning over to her. "What the heack is happing here? Is shedying here?" Peter asked."Peter Ithink Bonnie's in labor." Lois said."Oh mygosh. Im having my second child! yes! OH YES! YESSSS!!!!!!!!!"Joe screamed. Peter ended up carrying Bonnie to the car and was goingto drive thme to the hopsital."Its okayhoney just keep breathing. I
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 6
(Brian opens the door)Brian: OH MY GOD its.(Before Brian could say anything he is taken inside and tape is put around his mouth.)Stewie: Hey Michael who was at the doorMichael Jackson: Some white dogStewie: Oh my godits Brianyou know the bastard dog I was talking aboutMichael Jackson: Oh its himthe one that doesnt like my musicStewie: Yes, unfortunately, but on the bright side, I love itMichael Ja
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Chris Girlfriend Chapter 2
ACTIISceneI Meet the FamilyConnie spent time bonding with the family. Meg, still in her pajamas,joined the family by the couch as Connie told everyone about the timeshe and Chris spend together.All but Meg was impressed that their relationship was working sowell.Connie admitted that she never knew that Meg and Chris were related,and on that note, begun telling embarrassing stories about Meg froms
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Never Close your Eyes Chapter 1
My greatest challenge, my toughest fightI try to kill you every single nightI've used an axe and a death rayYet you always manage to see another dayBut rest not mother, for your time will comeI'll always be there, standing by with a gunYou can strap me down or tuck me inBut I'll always come back againI'll take off your head and bathe in your bloodIt will wash over the room like water in a floodI'l
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Legally Adult Chapter 1
LegallyAdultByJoeSummary:A short story about what happens after Meg turns 18.AuthorNotes: I do not own Family Guy, its characters, or anyother copyrighted material.One day,Meg woke up feeling very excited. It was her 18thbirthday, and that meant she was legally an adult. Meg was veryhappy, but she couldnt help feeling that something wasnt right. She thought that something strange might happen late
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Chris Gets His License Chapter 1
ChrisGets His License(A/N:There is one reference to a scene from Family Guy episode #2,I Never Met the Dead Man. I did not create the dialogue. SethMacFarlane and the Family Guy creators and writers did. Please do not sue. I am not taking credit for the dialogue. Thankyou.)Chapter1: Going On SixteenFifteen-year-oldChris Griffin was excited. In one month, he was going to turn 16years old. And that
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Chores For Everyone Chapter 1
Mia Kamiya- Hi This is just a little ficI made my cousins say it was cool and I should put it on here so hopeyou like it :) O and Special guest appearancefrom Shippo:DDisclaimer- I don't own Family Guy or Shippo from Inuyasha( PresentDay)Peter comes into thekitchen and everyone is at the table eatingbreakfastHey, mywonder most loving family in the world. Peter said giving Loisa kiss.Hello Peter, A
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Family Guy Meets American Dad 2 Chapter 2
The FamiliesMeet(Stanbrings the Griffins to his house and they go straight to bed.Francine walks downstairs to see them sleeping in the living room)Francine:Stan there are robbers in our house!(Stanruns down the stairs and aims his gun)Stan:Where! Oh no thats just Peters familyFrancine:Who?Stan:We met while I went to look for terroristsFrancine:Oh(Itsnow breakfast time and both families are sittin
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 8
Disclaimer:Me: Guess what? Guess what?Meg: What?Me: I am now the proud owner of Family Guy!Zack: Umm, no you're not.Me: What do you mean?Meg: Tying up Seth MacFarlane and locking him in a closet does not make you own FamilyGuy.Seth(From the closet): MMMPH!!! MMMPHHH!!!Me: Does so.Meg: Don't listen to this guy. He does NOT own Family Guy.Zack: The only thing he own is me.Me: Oh, fine! Let's get the
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Like that One Time Lois Forced Us to Live Together Chapter 1
A/N: This is my first story in this fandom butsince I started watching the show Stewie and Brians banter wasalways hilarious to me and I was really sad at the lack ofBrian/Stewie fanfiction. So why not write my own? Haha this storywill be moved to my other account, . within the next fewdays. Comment and tell me what you think (this is unbetaed so theremight be minor errors, if you catch any feel f
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Megs First Party Chapter 4
Fades in fromcommercialMeg: Ok, Everyoneready?Brian: Yea, I think so.Stewie: Alright thenlets get to it, Dixie isnt that far awayBrian: Dixie?Stewie: Well, where thebloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.Meg: Ill go back toDixie, everyone like worships mehahaStewie: Alright then,here we are, the car seat.Meg: Aw, how cute yourgoing to use your car seat all by yourself.Stewie: What th
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Megan Misbehavin Chapter 2
Chapter 2: 18 yet?Meg was still in her room contemplating what Brian had told her eariler. As she was doing this she saw on her T.V. that Paris Hilton was being interviewed by the guy that hosted KISS forum in "Road to Europe".Forum host: "Paris, before you go. Do you have any advice for the young women in the audience tonight?"Paris: "Well I guess all I have to say is Don't take life to seriously
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Four Girls and a Warp Hole Chapter 2
Another chapter. Boythis is getting really hard trying to keep up. Even though skoolhasnt started yet, its kinda difficult keeping on task. And Imsick of typing. I have a life too ya know! Well actually no I dontso thats why Im writing these stories for you ppl to read. Youbetter read them.Stewie: -holds up mindcontrol ray to audience-Becki: I thought yougot rid of that thing. shrugs shoulders- o
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Father, Daughter And Daughter’s Girlfriend Bonding
The light snapped on and peter griffin jumped back from his bedroom window startled his bathrobe flying open as he spun around to see his daughter Meg standing in the door way staring at him. “I thought you were asleep Meg” he challenged. His daughter Meg stood their framed in the doorway the light shining through her high school musical nightie showing off her ample breasts and boyish slim
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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 1
KnowYour Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer:If I owned Family Guy Id be out buying lots of stuff!Peterwalked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know YourStars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,PeterGriffin...He cheats on Lois with some floozy at theDrunken Clam.No I didnt! You jackass!PeterGriffin...He has a second family with Oprah!Hellno! I hate Oprah!Oh,really? Then whats this? Th
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A Whole Lotta Meg Chapter 9
When Chris claimed his sister sucked, Anna wondered if she really was that bad (given her reputation) or if he was just being a brother complaining about his sister. She found it was entirely the latter, as they hit it off right away.Chris didn't like this one bit. When girlfriends and sisters talked, it was usually Very Bad News for any guy. He was jealous of Kevin, whose sister wouldn't be old e
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Meg Gets Adopted Chapter 8
Chapter8: The FightFourdays later, Hank and the rest arrived at the Griffin household. Megseemed a bit nervous, fearing Peter would humiliate her or degradeher in some way. Hank comforted her, however, saying that he wouldstand up for her. He knocked at the door, and Lois opened the door. She gasped and seemed shocked when she saw Hank. My gosh! Youre-yourePeterwalked up. Oh, freakin sweet! Its Ha
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Coming Out Chapter 6
Hey, Meg, whatcha watchin? asked Chris, sitting down next to his sister on the couch.South Park, replied Meg in a bored tone, turning the volume up.Chris looked shocked. What? Youre watching South Park? he cried, gesturing angrily toward the TV. Its not even a funny show! Its just a bunch of writers deliberately trying to be offensive. Thats how they get attention. Now, Robot Chicken ... thats a s
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 1
Meg hits the weed.Sumary :What happens if Meg Griffin suddenly smokes weed once a week, In the Griffin residence basement.
When she hits that shit, Not even Jack Hailey can get away from her hornyness and scatter laughter.(WARNING : BEWARE, MEG CAN GET THE MUNCHIES AT THIS PART!!!!!!)Disclaimer : No I do not own any of the following Family guy characters. (Except for Jack Hailey, That is my o
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The Storm Chapter 6
It was the night of the school dance.Meg was almost done getting ready. She gazed at herself in the mirrorand thought she looked beautiful. She was wearing a pink tank topwith a flowered skirt. Her hair was in an elegant bun. Suddenly thedoorbell rang."He's here!" she cried.Suddenly, the world went black. She sawherself being pelted with water balloons!The world came back once more. She satdown an
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