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Opposites Attract Chapter 1
Opposites AttractA Lisa Simpson love storySummary:When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, sheunleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a humancompass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field byadjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attractedto her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out whatis happening to
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Lets go to the movies Chapter 2
Authors note:hey, thanks to everyone for the great reviews. Thanks to Mr. TurnerCalculated chaos, I didnt realize that I hadnt mentioned theages of them. Just to point out, Lisa is 15 and Nelson is 16. (I knowBart and Nelson are about three years older than Lisa, but I thoughtif Nelson was any older, h would have left school, if Lisa was anyyounger, wellyou know what I mean hopefully.)Lisa woke up
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 4
Hey Bart have youfound Matt yet? I asked Bart walking by. No Bart said. Whatabout you Lisa any luck? Bart asked. Sorry. Then Homer cameby. I found this stink bomb Homer said. Im in the closetso it wont that bad. Then Homer put the stink bomb in theclosetWhere Matt Groaning was. Well never find him. Isaid as we walked away from the smell.20to annoyMaggie Simpson1)Marge being away.2)Seeing Gerald th
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 2
BART"It looks like a skull! COOL!! I wonder whose it is?" Bart picks up the skull. It clears its throat, Bart jumps. "Did you just...make a sound?""Indeed I did little one, for I can speak in rhymes a ton. A wish for you I shall grant. So make a wish and hold on to your pants!!""Wish? Awesome!" Bart sits on the bed. "What to wish for...I know! To be in my favorite cartoon! Itchy and Scratchy!!!" B
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Opposites Attract Chapter 2
Opposites AttractA Lisa Simpson love storySummary: When Lisa Simpson orders a hematite bracelet on the internet, she unleashes its potential and she finds that she is literally a human compass. After accidentally directing the Earths magnetic field by adjusting the bracelet, strange things happen: All boys are attracted to her- and an apocalypse is about to occur! Can Lisa find out what is happeni
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Lets go to the movies Chapter 3
Bart, come on, Imtired Lisa tried to push Bart out of the way, but he was way toostrong for her.I cant keepsticking up for you Lise, Bart decided to come straight out withit.Lisa glared at him witheyes of stone. She sighed and still tried to move past him.Look, you know Idont mind once in a while, but this is getting too much! Mom triedto call Alexs house yesterday and I had to distract her byknoc
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 5
Its obvious I dont own the Simpsons or Id be a character by nowIts obvious I dont own the Simpsons or Id be a character by now.20 ways to annoy Marge Simpsonplaying Grand Theft Scratchy (Have to play Simpsons video game to understand)stealing.being independentdisobeying her.telling her she nags a lot.of Itchy and Scratchy calling her a goofball.hitting on her. Burns hitting on her.Stiff hitting on
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 3
MILHOUSE"Let's see what Lisa threw away today!" Milhouse takes out the bag and digs through it. "Tissues." He breathes it in a little. "Paper, a shredded picture of me?" He stares at it for a few seconds. "She must have been having a bad day." He says, avoiding the bitter truth. Then, he pulls out the wishing skull. Thromnambular coughs and spits out an apple core. "Whoa! Cool toy!!""I can assure
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Opposites Attract Chapter 3
Opposites AttractPreviously last episode...No, we shouldnt run. As long as we stay near Lisas bracelet, we are safe from the creatures! said Damon, asserting himself.Says who? Bart yelled at Damon, he didnt like this bossy new boy.
Says I. Damon yelled back, he didnt like Lisas brother either. Damon seemed furious at Bart. If we all stick together, we should be safe
Should be or would be
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Lets go to the movies Chapter 4
It was around 11:00pmwhen Nelson arrived at Lisas house. He got her attention from herwindow and she let him in before dragging him as silently as possibleto her room.They shared a peck onthe lips and Lisa sat on her bed, patting next to her to signal toNelson to sit with her.He sat down and shesnuggled up to him.So, what did youwant to talk to me about?Lisa took a breath inand then whispered so h
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Opposites Attract Chapter 4
Opposites AttractA Lisa Simpson love storyA very plump hand emerged from the darkness; it seemed to be coming towards themDamon and Lisa braced for the worst Instead they were greeted byAlbert, the Comic Book guy? exclaimed Lisa, Youre not a mutant?No, in fact, Ive read all about mutation in issue 34 of Radioactive Man. Which was why I came prepared Albert snorted, showing Damon and Lisa his hideo
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Lets go to the movies Chapter 5
Lisa woke up the nextmorning.Thank heavens itsSaturday! She thought as she got out of her bed.She went downstairswhere Bart already was.He smiled at her kindlyand she managed to smile back, he stretched out one arm and shewalked over for a hug.Mind if I hangaround with you today? She said weakly.Bart nodded, he waitedtill she got her breakfast then he went to the tree house.After a while, theywere
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 7
Hey Guys! I'm going on vacation tommorow.So I wont update till...I dunno...till...the latists the 14th...So dont review this just PM me cause this is the next chap...maybe sooner if i can get internet acces where I'm going... But I'll try... see you guys on the 14Sincearly Depthmon
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 5
NELSONOn the streets, Nelson was looking for kids to bully. "Man, today blows! I can't find a single chump to steal from. I wish I was a bigger, better bully than I am now..." Nelson says to himself. He sees Thromnambular sitting on a mailbox. He picks it up. "Give me your lunch money loser!""No money have I. But I do have something by you to run by. You wish to be a super bully. Let's hope this w
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Opposites Attract Chapter 5
Opposites AttractWell help you with that, but first, we need food for at least 10 people
Yeah, were hungry! butted in Bart at an inappropriate time.Follow me Ive got a storeroom of temporary rations at the back of the shop.Right on! cheered the other children. Damon and Lisa just shrugged.Damon rested while the other students squabbled over Alberts rations.He closed his sprightly eyes while w
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Lets go to the movies Chapter 6
When Bart was sure thatMillhouse was gone he turned to face her with a stern and seriouslook in his eyes.Lisa, what are youdoing?I dont know whatyou mean Lisa answered, knowing perfectly well.You cant kiss oneof my best friends just cause my other best friend dumped you!WHY! Lisa snappedbackBecause!Oh, great now itsnot only my mom lecturing me!Lisa! You never evenliked Millhouse in that way!Yeah,
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When I Ruled Chapter 1
When I RuledWhen I Ruled
By:Anime Blob (CartoonBlob)
Notes: Hmm, it is very hard towrite Sideshow Bob/Bart fluff, but I did it, and here it is. Thetitles inspired by Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
Disclaimer:The Simpsons Y Matt Groening.--Bart Simpsonalways felt like he was on top. No matter what, he always reinedking, or so it seemed. He could always slip and slide past hisparents into
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Lost Without You Chapter 1
This is a start, of a story made by Caitlin.. about something we all know and love...... RECESS!!brDISCLAMER: I do not own ANY of these characters except Caitlin and Cecilia.. oh and Sammi. *YES SABBIE I OWN YOU!!*brbr______________________The introduction__________________________This story is from the characters point of view. So i will put their name at the top, and thats how you will know!! :-
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Life In Springfeild After People Chapter 1
I love the shows Life After Peopleand The Simpsons so I decided to do this. This is the introduction toall of them. The episode chapters will be longer.LIFE IN SPRINGFEILD AFTER PEOPLEINTRODUCTION(We hear Homers voice during this)What if every human in Springfeildsuddenly disappeared? I am not telling you anything on how theaydisappeared, except it involved Krusty Burger. But anyways, this isthe s
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Maggie is Cinderella Chapter 1
She spins and she sways
To whatever song plays
Without a care in the world
And I'm sitting here wearing
The weight of the world on my shouldersHomer Simpson gave a heavy groan as he fell onto his favorite couch. It had been an exhausting day at work. He had tried to reach up the vending machine again and felt like he had broke his arms. He reached over for a nice cold Duff beer
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 7
THE RICH TEXAN"I'm a magical skull that grants your wishes. I can help you mop up your floor or clean the dishes!""Dishes? Floor? I have people for that! YEE-HAW!" He pulls out his guns and shoots into the air."Riches then you must want most of all. Say the words and you'll have a ball!""Riches? Hell, I'm already rich. Why wish, when I could sell?" the Texan says. Hours later, he sets up an auctio
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Lost Without You Chapter 2
Lisa was all alone. She had no family and few friends. She spent little time with those she did have though as she spent her time reading, studying or just thinking.It had been ten years since her family was tragically taken away from her and so far she was just coping, though everyday was hard. She had left school, gaining amazing grades and was now working part time in the library. She was worki
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Down a Slippery Slope Chapter 1
A/N: Aaaah, one of mySimpsons fics. The only one I managed to finish (but obviously neverposted). I enjoyed the premise of it. I kind of felt the need toelaborate farther on how Sideshow Bob became, well, SideshowBob.I didnt like how itturned out at first, perhaps because I like devillifying villains,and feel somewhat guilty about that. I dont know.Ah well, it mattersnot. Hope you enjoy.Disclaimer
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A Fateful Encounter Chapter 1
A Fateful Encounter (based on Midnight Rx)I wanted to tell him I couldnt afford it. I wanted to tell him I needed it badly. But he would see me as defying his judgment, and that could get me a pay cut, demoted, or fired, and that was not something I could risk. So I held it all in. In fact, the entire idea of a thyroid inflammation seemed like something I was simply paranoid of. So I stood back an
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Cindermargie and a stupid subplot Chapter 1
Cindermargie and a stupid subplotOkay this is my second fanfic. Im planning on making three fics like this: three movies from Disney in The Simpsons style(that havent been spoofed in the show before) with Homer and Marge as the main couple. And dont worry, Life of Bart will be updated soon. The other films Im planning to do are Beauty and the Beast, and the Little Mermaid.Anyways on with the fic.
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Lost Without You Chapter 3
She closed her eyes only to openthem again and have to sit up in bed as the phone rang. She leantover to the phone which was on a small wooden table beside her andpicked it up, wondering who would phone at this time of night.Hello? shemumbled sleepily.Lisa,I have a favour to ask you, came a deep voice at the other end ofthe line.What sort offavour? Who is this?PrincipalSkinner. Look a few members
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50 Haikus for 50 Characters Chapter 1
50 Haikus based on 50 characters:In order of my appreciation for the characters. If one of your favorite characters isnt on this list, feel free to write a haiku about them in your spare time.(Smithers)Nerdy assistantWorking hard and secretlyLoving his old boss(Moe)Sadness comes quicklyTo the tavern owners eyesSpiting his plain face(Mr. Burns)Money and powerCause the decrepit man joyIn his busy pl
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Life of Bart Chapter 1
LIFE OF BARTHeres my first story anyway.Its a parody of Life of Brian with The Simpsons characters and more than one twist.I dont own anything. Matt Groening owns the Simpsons and Monty Python owns Life of Brian.It was one windy Sunday in Springfield, and normally, we focus on the Simpsons house.Each member of the family was doing something different:Homer was eating a box of doughnuts while watch
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Lost Without You Chapter 4
She jumped when the doorbell suddenly rang, causing the cat to fall off and hit the floor. It scurried off in to the next room while Lisa went to the door, wondering who it could possibly be.She opened it and was surprised to find Nelson there.Nelson? What are you doing here?Iumwas wondering if you wanted to go out. Yknow, just for a drink or something.Well, Ive had a tiring day, but if you want t
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Fractured Chapter 1
FracturedA countertop sparkles with a new finish. Sad, really. I look down and see my reflection. My reflection scares me and I scare my reflection. Quickly, I put a cloth napkin over the shininess of the countertop. Opaque blockage to the view of my face gives me false confidence. But false confidence is more than no confidence at all.I dust the shelves on my liquor cabinet, but the window shows
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Life of Bart Chapter 2
All the same. I dont own anything. Matt Groening owns the yellow family and Monty Python the wrong chosen onedd xD.Theyre all about stupid cartoons fighting each other in a war, with Japanese drug sellers and top models!dd-explained Homer to his beloved Marge.THATS NOT THE STORY OF KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!!dd-screamed Bart and LisaReally? Well thats what Lenny and Carl said in Moesdd-remembered Homer.Hm
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Lost Without You Chapter 5
She made her way to the hospital and went to the desk to find out where to go. The receptionist was sorting through papers and managed to staple her fingers together. Lisa rolled her eyes.Excuse me, I got a phone call. I heard someone got in a fight.My fingers hurt, the receptionist said, looking as though she was about to cry. Looking at her name on the badge she soon realised why this seemed so
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Dream A Little Dream Chapter 1
Here's just a random one shot that I came up with, enjoy!Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Simpsons area. Thank you and enjoy...Dream A Little DreamChalkboard Gag: I will not dress up like ghosts of various times just to make Homer think it's Christmas Eve to make him go out and buy presentsCouch Gag: The family runs in to see a tollbooth in front of the couch. Everyone pays except for Home
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Wiggum and the Wolf Chapter 1
Wiggum and the WolfSo today was the day that daddy and I were going on our father-son camp. Fun for everyone! Daddy looked at me and said, Aw crap, Ralphie, we dont have our tent! I left it at home. He looked sad, but he didnt have a reason to look sad. I picked up some brown grass and started tying the ends together. Ralphie what are you doing?I was building a tent out of brown grass. I thought t
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One of My turns Improved Chapter 1
(AN: I improvedmy first songfic, after its long absence, I finally present to youthe less suckish, less like the infamous My Immortal Fic(grammar wise) and better suited for all you fans)Disclaimer: I donot own the Simpsons, I also dont own The Lyrics to One of myTurns, they belong to my gods, Pink Floyd and Matt Groening One of My TurnsBy: Ellena,Grammar Nazi, Hater of Ebony Darkness Dementia Way
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Lost Without You Chapter 6
In the car was Todd Flanders. Hello Lisa, he said as he opened the door and stood in front of her.Hi, she replied, unsure of what else to say. Umwhy are you here?Im a doctor now, he smiled.I see. Well, thats great.May I ask why you are here?Nelson has been in a fight and has ended up here. Todd looked at the floor when she said who it was and Lisa wondered why. Is there something I should know?He
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 1
Ned vs. the Seven Deadly SinsSeven avatars will fall from the sky: The avatars of Lust, of Gluttony, of Sloth, of Wrath, of Envy, of Pride, and of Greed. And only one man may take them on. One man with a good wholesome Christian upbringing. One man with good wholesome Christian values. One man with a bushy brown mustache wait, what the hell? A bushy brown mustache? Are you sure thats part of the p
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Hell is where the Bart is Chapter 1
Hell is where the Bart isIt wassnowing. All the kids in Springfield were out playing. All except theSimpson kids. The reason:Homer was mad at them for ringing Moes while he was there andplaying a name trick that he thought was offensive. Maggie wasgrounded because he didnt want t seem biased. Plus she was tooyoung to go outside on her own anyway.Homerrrrwhined Bart I wanna go out and play in the s
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Lost Without You Chapter 7
She climbed in to bed and sighed. Today had not been the best day and she was worried about Nelson.She jumped as the phone ringing interrupted her thoughts and she immediately thought it was about something bad...she just hoped she was wrong.She answered the phone, trying to stifle a yawn at the same time. It had been a long day.Hello, said a voice at the other end. This is the hospital. I have so
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SPRINGERFIELD Chapter 1
Test pattern, then a caption shows up.Multiple sightings of case designated "Springerfield"
Camera retrieved at area formerly known as "Evergreen Terrace".Static comes up, a test pattern with numbers, codes, and a outline of Blinky the Rabbit on the side.A scene of a party in the Simpsons household, with the Simpsons Family (excluding Homer), the Flanders, the Van Houtons, the guys from Moe's
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 2
Ned was prepared. He was quite a well-built man, although the clothes he wore gave you the impression he didnt care about his body, although it could just have been his ultra-conservative choice not to entice those who followed Lust. He was willing to fight the deadly sins, and the first one on the list was Lust.Lust stood outside with her doppelganger, both smoking, and we had to pick very carefu
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Hell is where the Bart is Chapter 2
At 10oclock the next morning, Mr Burns had come down to two candidatesfor his second in command. Bart and Lisa Simpson. They were bothmaking points to show why they should be Mr Burns second incommand.Ivegot loads of experience, Bart argued I mean, Im used tomaking people do whatever I want, and I could help you do it better.Bart,youre the one whos always being made to do whatever Nelson orany of
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