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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 2
A/N:UchihaLuva gave me the idea forthis new chapter.Once there was ahorrific, Squidward.He stank ofer...Squid.So much,everyone made squidballs out of himThey ate him ata fancy dinner partyand er died...The EndA/N:Yeah...plz review because I love writing and I love peopleencouraging my writing. Of course most of this chapter was UchihaLuvaidea
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 3
A/N: A newchapter! Yea! This was inspired by Jester Joke. Enjoy!Once there was ayellow sponge.He was veryyellow.Infact, he wasso yellow, that everyone was blinded by his yellowness.So they died.The end.A/N:...Ihave nothing to say...So yeah! You know the drill...Review with morechapter ideas and etc.
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 4
A/N: Anotherchapter in the Ugly Barnacle Series! This chapter is dedicated toDawn over the Valley, who gave me the idea.Once upon a timethere was a pink starfish.He likedsleeping.He likedsleeping so much he sleeped on people.And everyonedied.The end.A/N:You know the drill...
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 5
A/N: In thischapter, I have two story ideas in one because I havn't updated forso long. These two were contributed by Superchibi, and I appriciatethis help.There was oncean octopus. It smelled like cheese. It then started to get a bitstiky and a lot more cheesy. So when everyone sniffed, they all died.The end!There was a fishgetting out of bed. It tripped over a shoe and rubbed it's head. Theend!A
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 6
A/N: Thischapter was from an annonomas beiwer ho called herself, (or himself)Annie. Enjoy!Once upon atime, there was an author that author like do to made stories.Bad stories.In fact, theywere so bad they stunk.So everybodydied for reading them.But anyways itwas funny.The endA/N: I don'teven know why I bother with authors notes but people who watch Avatarthe Last Airbender, please cheak out and re
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 7
A/N: Thisidea is from -yellowhearts-. The hyphens actually go with her name bythe way.Once upon a timethere was a land squirrell.She likedkarate.One day shekarate chopped everyone and they died.The endA/N: This is another "read myother fanfictions" spoof. If any of you watch Inuyasha, pleaseread my story The Theif and review it. No one has reviewed it at all.I feel so unloved. :(
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 8
Once upon a timethere was a squirl named Sandy.She LIked Texas.She liked texasso much, every time somebody said something abd about texas shestarted FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND SCREAMING PROFANATIES AND RUNNINGAROUND SETTING THINGS ON FIRE AND CHASING THE POPULACE AND THEN THEWHOLE TOWN WAS TURNED INTO A RAGING FIREBALL AND EXPLODED ALONG WITHTHE ENTIRE PLANET AND ALL LIFE ITSELF CEASED TO EXIST!And
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 9
Once there was asponge who believed he had a comedy license.Believe me.He didn't."Do youknow the definition of an ethernet?" he says."It'ssomething used to catch the ether bunny!"No one laughed.In fact theyfound it so corny that they set off a bomb in suicide.And - do I haveto say it?The end.A/N: Thischapter was written by Band8PGeek.
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 14
Once upon a time, therewas an author.Her name wasFanficismything.One time she decided towrite a fanfiction.She called it The UglyBarnacle.It became very popular andmany people loved it.So she came up with anidea.She wrote a chapter,Chapter 14, and proposed her idea in story form.Her idea was to writeshort spazzy fics like this for other shows.But she wanted to knowwhat her reviewers thought, and w
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 15
Once there was atown.A town calledBikini Bottem.It has lots ofresidents.But there's amad pufferfish name ever since a sponge turn her husbandinto a lamp.So Mrs. Puffmade a nuclear bomb to destroy him.But she explodedthe whole world.So they died.Duhh, The End.A/N:By pikfan anonomas! (I don't care if I spelled that wrong)
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 16
A/N: I gotthe idea from Fairlyodd Spongecake, but Iactually wrote this chapter by myself. On day, Planktongot frustrated with his computor wife.She wouldn'tlisten to him and so his work.So one day hewent to the underwater branch of Best Buy.And he bought aMac.When he gothome, his wife got angry.She blew up theMac,Then Plankton,Then theunderwater beanch of Best Buy,Then theworld...The End?A/N: I so
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 17
A/N: Yetanother enjoyable chapter by pikfan. Enjoy!Once, there wasa show.A show calledSpongebob Squarepants.It was (andstill is) the most popular show that it kicked the tar off of theother nick shows and viewers who watched them.And as usual,everyone died.The Beginning ofa new endA/N:I don't hope I offend you pikfan, but you should really get anaccount. You have submitted a lot of things to me, a
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 18
Once there wasan octopus called Squidward.Everyone thinkshe's a squid, but he's actually an octopus.He was tired ofbeing called a squid, that he went on a rampage and killed everyone.Includinghimself.The End.A/N: Thankyou very much monkeyshoe for your insight on poor poor Squidward. Butis he really a octopus? Or am I just that gullible that anythingworks?
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 19
A/N: This isan amazing poem written by SpongeySaltSucker, that follows the genreof the short but funny stories where everything blows up. Hope youlike it!I once knew aguy named JimHe was ugly andevery hated himJim moved underthe seaTrying to befreeHe met a spongenamed BobWho got him hisvery first jobJim was a reallyweird manWho tried asbest as any man canBut at his jobHe really suckedSo, in the en
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 20
A/N: Okay,after an overwhelming response, I decided to keep going. So as aresult, I'm goving you ch.20-24.Once upon atime,Mr. Krabs toldSpongebob and Sandy not to do karate,and theypromised not to.Then they wentto the park and went insaneandkarate-chopped everything in site.Then they cutthe world into two hemisperes by mistakeand everyonedied.The End.bothby Cartoonatic55
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 21
The FlyingDutchman found out that Davy Jones has a ship named after him.He got mad andstarted shouting cuss words to Davy Jones.Davy Jones gotmad and sent his kracken out to attack Bikini Bottomand to eat TheDutchman's dining sock.The kracken atePatrickand went insaneand destroyedeverythng in sight.Then everyonedied.The End.bothby Cartoonatic55
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 22
Once, there wasa city called Bikini Bottem...and...what else youneed to know?There's a spongewho had an accedent,a star whoexploded from food,a squid in rehabnext to Lindsay Lohan,a crab whodrowned by his money,and a squrrilwith lack of oxygen.It's a wonderfulplace to live.-pikfan
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 23
Once there was aguy named squidward.He hated a guycalled spongebobHe hated him somuch, because spongbob was an annoying dkso squidwardsaid "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT DAMN SPONGE ONTHIS DAMN PLANE!!""But weare not on a plane!" said Spongeboobs"SHUT UP!"scremed squidward as Samuel L. Jackson comes in and killed spongebob.And Squidward.And himself.And everybody.The End.-Sonicmario
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 24
From: Shadow ofDarkness 22There once was areviewer.Who didn't knowwhat to say,So she askedspongbob and his gang,They didn't knowso she went crazy,Person afterperson,fish after fish,star after star,UNIVIRSE AFTERUNIVRSE,Fanficismythingafter fanficismything,chapter afterchapter,Emo after Emo!SPONGE AFTERSPONGE!She blew up.Then... theydied!The end...
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 25
dodgesflying axes Here are four chapters to make up for it!!From:Cartoonatic55There once was aplace called Atlantis.Atlantis wasruled by a blue alien thing called LRH.One day, asponge, a seastar, a crab, an octopus, a plankton and a squirrel cameto Atlantis.They wereSpongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Plankton and Sandy. (Duh.)LRH startedhitting on Sandy.And Sandystarted hitting on him too.S
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 26
XD Yay! Iwrote another one!made for: luvs2readOneday in Bikini BottomMr.Krabs went over to his mom's houseAtthe doorstep her tripped over a rockandcursedHismother heard himandshe came out with a shot gunandwell......shothim
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The Ugly Barnacle Chapter 28
From: HeavyMetal Alchemist. X3 thank you it wasn't too late X3Bikini Bottomwent BOOM!...Then there wasfire...and screaming...and shouts of"MyLeg!"...and Gary gotdrunk...And Spongebobkilled Michael Jackson...and everyonedied...THE END!
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Botched Abortions and a Second Thing Chapter 1
AN: Slash. SpongeBob/Patrick. Rated T for the obvious reasons. Saving strength for porn . . . I mean fic.The fact was, despite all indications of a deficit in mental capacity, Patrick Star was a lot more intelligent in the sexual arts than his not-quite-but-still-more-than-friends boyfriend (and yes, those were the exact words used to describe the not-quite-but-something-was-definitely-there relat
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DoodleBob Chapter 1
Remember that SpongeBob Square pants episodeRemember that SpongeBobSquare pants episode? With Doodle bob? It ended when SpongeBob tooknotebook paper and trapped Doodle Bob forever. Right? Wrong.Doodle Bob wasstill very much alive in his own paper world. Free to draw anythinghe wanted but it still showed on that paper on that wall, Doodle Bob.Doodle Bob wasscheming a plan to break out the paper wor
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Spongebob Dickpants Chapter 1
I made this to cure my writers block, that's why this story sucks.One day, Spongebob woke up "Ahh, what a beautiful day!" he announced to Gary. Spongebob then hopped out of bed, already dressed, for he figured that if he was dressed when he woke up, then he would get to the Krusty Krab faster, or something. "Well, gotta go to work! I'll see you later!" Spongebob then went to work at his dead-end j
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Spongebob Dickpants Chapter 2
Oh hey, I made another chapter of this. Enjoy!One day in whatever kind of watery hellhole the show takes place, Spongebob woke up."Oh, what a crappy day for the underwater rapists of Turd Bottom!" he ranted for no reason, "Well, I guess I should start my day now," he murmered while farting as he transformed from a seacow into everyone's most hated sponge, Spongebob Dickpants! He has the day off to
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 1
Racefor Bikini Bottom PresidentChapter1: Krabs Choice for PresidentTheKrusty Krab restaurant was quite a wreck, and having quite a badmonth to date. Inside the restaurant, there were no customers atall, and poor Squidward was sitting at his cashier station beingquite bored literally to death, while Spongebob was his usual hyperself. Still trying to wait for a customer to come through those twodoor
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 2
Chapter2: Planktons PlotSquidwardwas quite in a huff after leaving the Krusty Krab, to which Planktonwas spying on. Inside the Cum Bucket, Plankton was quite busy tryingto choose a candidate for him to run for the Bikini BottomPresidential race. As he kept on watching Squidwards grumbling,Karen leaned right over and noticed that Patrick was getting up fromhis usual nap on his rock.Hmm,now lets see
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 3
Chapter3: Patrick Enters the RaceAfterPlankton had made landfall upon Patricks near-to-empty skull, thetiny evil genius had finished setting up shop. Once the computerchip which was in the place of Patricks brain was in place, heimmediately turned the on switch. Back in the bathroom stall,Patrick was about to fall asleep like he would normally do andsometimes staying in the Krusty Krab after its d
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 4
Chapter4: Patricks Hit MenJustwhen news reporters came into what seem like a renovated Cum Bucket,Squilliam Fancyson had arrived in a limo to which all the reportersbegan to gather.Mr.Fancyson, we have heard rumors that youll funding and supportingPatrick Stars campaign, are you concern that Patricks image asknowing for doing nothing will harm your own image? asked one ofthe reporters.Look,I felt
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 5
Chapter5: Campaign Ads Come OutItwas finally a blitz for campaign ads to finally come out for theBikini Bottom Presidential race. With the stolen security tapes ofMermaid Man in his usual senile self, Plankton was ready to employ itin his latest scheme to eventually gaining control over the raceitself.Yes,yes, the campaign ads of defacing Mermaid Man should be on soonsaid Plankton who was still in
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Race for Bikini Bottom President Chapter 6
Chapter6: Debate BeginsItwas finally the day of the debates for Bikini Bottom President, withtwo leading candidates Patrick Star and Mermaid Man, with a lesserknown candidate Farmer Jenkins also running in the race.Yes,today is the day said a reporter at what seems like the coliseum,King Neptune himself is prepared to be the moderator of thedebates, since he has the highest say of the seven seas.T
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Subconsious Theatre presents Spongebob Chapter 1
A/N: PLEASE BE WARNED: THIS FAN-FIC IS NOT FOR CHILDREN BECAUSE IT CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE! PLEASE TAKE DISCRETION BEFORE READING AND REVIEW! ALSO, THIS IS MEANT FOR A PARODY AND I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SPONGEBOB! AND NOW, ENJOY...A/N #2: ATTENTION! I am making a huge Subconsious Theatre database in the Misc. section. In the review section, give me a cartoon I should do first. Much obliged.Subcons
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Subconsious Theatre presents Spongebob Chapter 2
Welcome back to Subconsious Theatre! When we last left off the Bikini Bottom, our favorite little dumb-shit Spongebob Squarepants went on strike to get a longer lunch break. Now, without his fantastic frycook on board, Mr. Krabs is hunting high and low for a new one! Let's watch what happens...Mr. Krabs sighs and writes on a clipboard after another frycook leaves.MR. KRABS: Damn, all of these othe
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Something New Chapter 1
And now kiddies, andteens and believers of the Spandyness, it is now time for a deletedscene. From what you ask? Why from my beloved fan-fic "ForeverLost At Sea." I only deleted it because; I saw there was NOplace to put it. This is not in script style I might add. But inparagraph style. (And a long deleted scene at that.) Spongebob and Sandy sat ona log right next to each other, with nothing but
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Spongebob Squarepants The Escape Sponge Chapter 1
Spongebob Squarepants: The Escape SpongeSpongebob Squarepants: The Escape SpongeSpongebob leaves Bikini Bottom and goes to Bikini Pearl, another lost city that has no key.Chapter One: The ConventionGary! Spongebob jumps outside the door. Gotta get ready for my patty convention at the Bikini Bottom Arena!MOW! says Gary!Oh, thats right, your food, said Spongebob in a happily look! He gives Gary his
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Spongebobs Christmas Carol Chapter 1
This is a dumb little idea I had after watching Mickeys Christmas Carol. No curse words or bad stuff. Very kid friendly. I had to make up a few characters. Enjoy...Spongebobs Christmas CarolBased on A Christmas Caroland Mickeys Christmas CarolIt was Christmas Eve, 1906 in London Bottom. Large, fluffy snowflakes were falling from the darkening sky, and the chilly streets were bustling with townsfol
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Escape from FangirlCrackLand Chapter 1
AN: The sad thing is, its taken me three days to write this shit. And I actually had the audacity to finish, proofread, and decide, what the hell, might as well post it. I cant believe Im so egotistical to actual self insert. I hate shit like that. Im such a bleeding hypocrite! I fully anticipate flaming, and thank you in advance. This time, I won't even try defending the smut. Free speech isn't a
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When Hearts Beat In Time Chapter 1
One of my best ideas finally typedOhmy god, I cant believe I typed this stupid idea. Im justbegging to be flamed, arent I.WhenHearts Beat in TimeByCargirlRenee1995Spongebobdreamed that he sat in his mothers lap in front of a warm winterfire. The snow fell slowly outside the window as little Spongeboblistened to his mother tell him stories and legends and folk tales heremembered to this very day. A
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Deja Vu A Spongebob Squarepants Fanfic Chapter 1
A weird-ass Spongebob fic I've been brainstorming on for a little while. I'm thinking maybe I favor a liiiitle too much. :3 Oh well! On with the idiocy! -Toots a french horn-Lolz, I gave Spongebob a middle name; I hoped it would add class./-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/Hello. My name is Robert R. "Spongebob" Squarepants, and I have come to the realization that time is capable of repea
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Ouch Chapter 1
"Gaaaarrryyyy!DIIIINEEERRRR!" Spongebob yelled from his spot next to Gary'sbowl. He was covered in flour, holding a wooden spoon.Gary slithered up to hisfood bowl. "Meow?"Spongebob laughed. "No,Gary, it's not, I threw that away. Sandy said it was rotten." Hegasped, "Sandy! I almost forgot! I have a karatedate tonight!""Meow?""Yeah! KAR-AH-TAY!"His karate gloves appeared as he sliced the refrigerat
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Invisible Spray and the Perks that Follow Chapter 1
AN: All dialogue smut. Oh yeah! Another Pat/Sponge fic, though (damn-why do those two have to be so easy to write?). What you DIDNT see (or in this case, hear) in Pranks A Lot. I apologize if this makes absolutely no sense. I'm sorta in yaoi ga-ga land.That last haunting was the best one yet! I think we have a real knack for this thing, Patrick!Yeah! That guy didnt even see us.I KNOW! I never knew
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