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My Biggest Fan Chapter 2
Mothertold me to wear a sweater. I should have worn a sweater. Movietheatres are always chilly . . ."Holdme, Jeff. Hold me . . ."
"I'msorry, Lisa, but they amputated my arms in the war.""NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Whowrote this crap? The critics gave this five stars? At least it gotmy thoughts off my traitorous mind (um, is that a pun or irony? Damn, I needed to reread that novel on parts of speach), eve
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My Biggest Fan Chapter 3
AN:Chapter 3, right at cha! I can't believe people are actually readingthis. Oh,and in answer: technically, no, this is not my first fic. It is myfirst SpongeBob fic, though (I have two old accounts on this site. shudder Bad stuff, let me tell you).AlrightKevin, old boy, get it together. It's just a phone call, no bigdeal. It was a real bitch finding him in the phonebook (why arethere so many godd
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My Biggest Fan Chapter 4
AN: My apologies for the long wait. Not that anyone actually cares. Heres chapter 4.My eyes burned, liquid oozing from beneath the lenses of my glasses (my ultra cool, sex machine glasses-ladies cant resist).Are you okay? Damn, I forgot how cute his freckles were when he frowned. Wait, what? Agh! Im losing it. He drew in breath sharply. Oh my gosh! You must still be upset about your snail. How tho
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My Biggest Fan Chapter 5
AN: Really, this WAS going to be the last chapter. But . . . well . . . a semi dumb plot twist popped in my mind. And . . . well . . . at least now I sorta know where the fics going.Ballkicker.SpongeBob was a ballkicker.I mean, I expected slapping, or biting, or even pepperspray, but ballkicking? Come ON! What type of dirty fighting is THAT bullshit? Alright, okay, so maybe I sorta sexually harass
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Holier Than Thou Chapter 1
AN: Basically taken verbatim from a conversation last year in Drama. We sure were perverts . . . those were the days. Um, just for fun. Not slash, per say (all depends on your perspective). Mostly just pervy. Pervy and plotless and OOC. You know, fun stuff.It was just one of those great philosophical questions that Squidward drastically needed answering.How the question had gotten in his head in t
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 1
Ch1: Sandy's journey beginsAh, once again we journey into Bikini Bottom. Today we visit Spongebob Squarepants and Sandy Cheeks at a bus stop."Aw Sandy, why do you have to leave?" Spongebob said crying. His snail Gary was next to him getting rained on by his owners tears. He went back into hisshell and came back out with an umbrella."I told you Spongebob," said Sandy. "I'm going home to Texas to vi
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 2
Ch2: Munchkin land "Meep."Sandy turned her head behind her to try to locate the source of the strange sound, but looking, could not see anything or anyone that could have made it. "Meep?""Huh? Who's there?" Sandy said trying to find whoever was making the odd noise. Nobody answered. "Meow." Gary said. "What is it Gary? Sandy asked. He pointed his eyeball to a certain direction and Sandy followed i
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 3
Ch3: The Warlock of the WestEvery one ran off and hid in fright. Sandy and Gary too became scared. At least until the dark cloud cleared to reveal that this threat was very small. He looked a lotlike Plankton but with dark clothing. He walked over to where the bus had crashed. Sandy laughed. Ha! This little fella? she said. "This is what y'all are afraid of?He's just a little shrimp." She laughed
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 4
Ch4: Follow the Golden Shell Road The warlock had vanished, and with the evil robot destroyed, Munchkin Land was at peace once again. Dont worry, Puffina proclaimed. You can come back out.Hes gone! The Munchkins all sighed with deep relief as they emerged from hiding. "Oh my, breathing in that surely isn't good for the respiratory system." Puffinasaid. I afraid youve become a real enemy to the War
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 5
Ch5: The Scarecrow So Sandy and Gary departed to see the Wizard. They followed the Road for a ways until they came upon a pineapple tree grove and a fork with three paths leadingoff from it. Sandy was dumbfounded. Ok, which way are we supposed to go now? she said. Then a voice was heard. Excuse me, the voice said. The path onthe left is a good way to go. Sandy looked around. Nobody there. Who said
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 6
Ch6: Talking Trees/The Tin ManIt was now Sandy, Gary, and the Scarecrow on the Golden Shell Road. And by now the three were getting quite tired. "I'm getting tired." the Scarecrow said almost panting. "Me too." said Sandy. Gary meowed with a sigh. "We should take a load off." Sandy said sitting on a nearby tree trunk.The Scarecrow sat on a rock, and Gary crawled into Sandy's basket. All three sigh
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 7
Chapter 7: The Cowardly LionIt was another couple of hours before they stopped to rest again. They sat down near a cluster of trees, panting from the long walk. "Tarnation, it's a long walk."Sandy said. The Scarecrow rubbed his feet, moaning. Then he took a good look around the scene. "Umm, do you think there is anything dangerous around here?" he asked. "It is a possibility." said the Tin Man. "L
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 8
Chapter 8: The Polyp Fields In another scene, the Warlock sat in a dreary room in his equally dreary gray coral castle, gazing deeply into a crystal ball. He chuckled at the site of our four travelers and Gary walking along. He looked closely at Sandy's feet, and saw something glimmer. It turned out to be the rubies that have been changed into shoes. He cackled. "So you do have them, eh missy?" He
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 9
Chapter 9: Coral CityThe Coral City gleamed like a great jewel over the road. The people who now gazed at it were awestruck at its beauty. It's beautiful. Sandy said. The Scarecrow just stared, awestruck. The Tin Man stared as well. He could have sworn that he felt something. But he couldnt quite make it out. Gary meowed in awe. Oohshiny.. said Lion reaching out as if to touch it. Sandy looked to
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 10
Chapter 10: The WizardStep by step, slowly our heroes walked down the long arched hallway. All of sudden, I feel my nerves tingling. the Scarecrow said. Yeah. You know, Lion began. I dont think I want to see this Wizard so much. I think Ill wait outside. Sandy grabbed his arm. C'mon, don't chicken out now. She said. Just think, you'll have more courage than you know what to do with soon. And we di
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 11
Chapter 11: The Hunt for the Warlock and Attack of the CopepodsWith the meeting with the Wizard out of the way, the gang began their journey west, into the land of the evil Warlock. Their journey took them to a dark, and spooky forest. Our heroes seemed prepared. The Scarecrow carried a large net while the Tin Man held his clarinet. Lion held a baseball bat, and Sandy had her bare hands and karate
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 12
Chapter 12: Captured.Sandy was terrified. What was to become of her now? She found herself in a room with no windows. It was cold and was pitch black. She couldn't even tell where her own body began. Soon the room lit up. The brightness hurt her eyes for second and she forced them shut. Sandy opened them when she heard the evil chuckle of the Warlock as he entered the dungeon tower. Sandy glared a
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 13
Chapter 13: To the RescueHere you go. Lion said, handing the Tin Man a pile of straw that he had gathered. Thanks. The Tin Man said, stuffing into the Scarecrows torso. His arms and legs had already been reattached. "There, that's the last of it." Tin man said. "How do you feel now? A meow was heard as well as rolling wheels hitting the rocks and leaves. What's that?" Tin Man asked."That kinda sou
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 14
Chapter 14: A Second AppointmentThe copepods marched alongside the gang, past the spooky forest and past the huge polyp field. One copepod tried to eat a polyp, but his buddy smacked his claw. When they arrived to the Coral City doors, the grouper guard was the first to greet them. But when first looked at the copepods he screamed in fear. Relax partner. Sandy said. Theyre with us. Uh, ok, if you
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Sandys Adventure in the Land of Oz Chapter 15
Chapter 15: Back in Bikini BottomSandys mind was adrift. She couldn't focus on anything. It was as though her thoughts were swirling around in a whirlpool. Sandy felt incredibly tired. She kept muttering the same words Theres no place like home. Sandy, dear. A woman's voice said. Please wake up. A cool moist cloth come onto Sandys forehead. Huh? Sandy said softly as she opened her eyes. She found
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Nothing in this story belongs to me. Not even the plot or dialogue. Just about everything in this story was taken from an actual Spongebob epi. I just tweaked it a little... Please don't sue me!!! ~Begs~Chapter 1: The Singing Duo"Krabby Patty, krabby patty Squidward had a krabby patty whose buns were white as snow!" Patrick and Spongebob sang loudly together barely able to contain thei
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Two WeeksSpongebob paced the waiting room fretfully. Gnawing and chewing on his hat before eventually just eating the whole thing. He sighed as he turned, walked over to a box of hats, just like the one he had just ingested, and picked up another one before beginning the process again. "How can I be so stupid!" He screamed silently outraged and furious with himself as again he started p
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Squidward's New FaceTwo weeks later..."Morning Spongebob. You're early today.""Good morning Nurse Gretchen!" Spongebob smiled largely at the nurse behind the visitors desk as he walked past her. Quickly he went over to the older woman in a wheel chair that he had developed a friendship with. "Good morning Mabel!" He said as he picked a blue sea flower out of the bouquet he had brought f
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Mr. Handsome Meet Your Number 1 FanA short time later Spongebob and Squidward were walking down one of the main streets of Bikini Bottom. Spongebob felt his eyes drift upward to stare at Squidward something he had been doing ever since they had left the hospital. Squidward smiled at nothing in particular as people all around them turned to stare at him. This fact wasn't lost on Spongebo
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 5
Chapter 5: The Madness of Love Struck FansSquidward went to bed that night with a large smile on his new face. The cheers just outside of his window seemed to sooth him into a slumber fit for a king, or in his case an extremely attractive man. And the next morning he was woken by those same cheers before his alarm clock could ever go off. He smiled again as he lifted a purple mask from his eyes. "
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 6
Chapter 6: The Road Back to A Normal LifeSimilar events continued to happen throughout the day. Squidward soon found that it was impossible for him to go outside at all, and that it was best to remain away from windows. Six times today he had found people sneaking in through the windows and door to steal his stuff. He had tried to lock them after awhile, nothing seemed to keep them out.It reminded
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The 2 Faces of Squidward The Alternative Version Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Beautiful Ugly"SQUIDWARD! What have you done!?" A surprised voice caught their attention as they desperately tried to keep the mob out. Eugene Krabs walked towards his two employees slightly amazed. "You know what the Krusty Krabs means to me, don't ya?" He said as he walked over to stare at the smiling faces pressed against the windows all around the Krusty Krabs. "And you took it upon
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Buried Treasure Chapter 1
Buried TreasureDiscliamer : I Do Not Own Spongebob Squarepants ZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! snored Spongebob.Gary Sneaked Out While Spongebob Was Knocked Out.Gary Went Downstairs To The Fridge.Meow Meow Meow Meow. meowed Gary.The Fridge Opened And The Inside The Fridge Was A Flight Of Stairs. Gary Sled Down The Flight Stairs.Ahhhhhhhhhhh! yawned Spongebob.I Need Some Milk. said Spongebob.Spongebob Walked Down T
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Home Run Chapter 1
Home Run!Disclaimer : I Do Not Own Spongebob Sqaurepants It was a normal day in the Bikini Bottom...............Spongebob was walking down the street and saw a flier that said : Baseball Tournament! The Winner Receives Lifetime Supply Of Donuts! Plus A $50'000'00! (Teams Of 4 ONLY)!Spongebob ran to Sandy's treedome Sandy what is baseball? asked Spongebob. I'm no expert but we use to play baseball
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Spongebobs 2nd Christmas Chapter 1
Spongebobs2nd ChristmasSpongebobdecided that this was going to be The best Christmas Ever! andhe decked out his pineapple with tons of lights! There was a largeflashing sign on to that said: Welcome Santa Claus! He ran overto Squidwards Easter Island head, all decked out in his Santa hatand cheesy Christmas sweater. He banged on the door loudly shouting,SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! When Squidward finally
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Spongebobs 2nd Christmas Chapter 2
Squidward was actuallya little bit ashamed of what he had done to Spongebob. He decidedthat he had to make it up to the little guy. He decided to reenactthe song Spongebob and Patrick had sung last year, playingeverybodys parts.Itsshaping up to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal average everyday! Soundslike someone felled my old coral tree! Spongebob,Patrick, whyd you do this to me?At the men
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Spongebobs 2nd Christmas Chapter 3
That evening, Squidwardwent to check the scallop traps. He had caught just over 4 dozenscallops. He loaded them into 4 slightly more portable cages. By thetime he got the little monsters home, it was 8:00. He decided thatsince he hadnt got a decent nights sleep in days, he would takea little cat-nap. He slowly dozed to sleep on the couch.Squidward woke up andlooked at the clock. Oh No! It was midn
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SpongeBobs mega spatula day Chapter 1
Happy spatty dayGary!!! Spongebob said cheerfully.Guess what Gary?Mow?Today Im going to spend the wholeday with my spatula I named spatty!!! if he were a cartoon, miniheart shapes and flowers would be floating around his head.Garyput on a party hat. He was having a special party to celebrateSpongebobs presence and lack of it thereof for the weekend.(Spatty was going to a Spa for Cooking Utensials,
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Gummy doom Chapter 1
GummydoomOneAfternoon in the Bikini Bottom in the Krusty Krab Spongebob wasflipping patties on the grill, while Squidward standing behind thecounter, and Mr. Krabs counting his money.Spongebob,where is table number 2s order? Squidward demanded, as he stuckhis head in through the window.Comingright up Squidward! Spongebob said, as he put a krabby patty on aplate. He was about to walked towards the
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Goooooooooooooooal Sequl To Home Run Chapter 1
Gooooooooooooal!(The Sequel To Home Run!)Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Spongebob SquarepantsEverSince Spongebob And Sandy Started Dating Things Have ''Changed''.(KISS)(SMOOCH)Spongeboband Sandy was making out on Sandy's couch.Meanwhile......................................................Patrickwas walking when he saw and heard Sandy And Spongebob.Iwish they would cut it out!!!!!!!!!!!! thought Patrick
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SpongeBob n Danny Chapter 1
SpongeBob was in jelly fish fields he caught A.L.O.(a lot of) jellyfishes he accidently passed jelly fish field, Bikini Bottom and went out of the seaHe stopped at a strange house which was owned by Dannys fathers house.He tiptoed and found THE GHOST PORTAL!!!He said wow!!!! This looks cool!This must be where all the jelly fishes are. He heard Sam, Tucker and Dannys voice.He quickly went inside th
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Patsin the way!16-year old SpongeBobSquarePants sat at his maple oak desk with his face in his hands. Hehad a huge volcanic zit on the end of his nose and didnt want tomake it obvious.Or maybe covering itwith his hands did make it obvious? Oh well, whatever.The girl next to himwas continually spraying hair spray on her big and bold afro, makingSpongeBob sneeze. She looked at him, wide-e
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 2
Dear Diary,Sometimes I dontknow whose staring back at me in the mirror, I dont even recognizemyself anymore. Ever since I move her it seems no one is taking theslightest liking to me except for Patrick.And Im not reallyattracted to him. Hes too much of a druggie. I want to know aboutthe boy who sits behind him.Hes so cute! Ilove those innocent blue eyes and the buck teeth! Even though he getthe oc
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 3
SpongeBob waited at the front door.I will knock on this door. I willknock on this door. I will knock on this door. I will knock on thisdoor.But no matter how many times he saidthat to himself, he couldnt bring himself to knocking on that damndoor.He fingered the edge of his nose tomake sure the zit had really gone away, or had just been a figment ofhis fantasies. He grasped the cheesecake firmly,
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A missing piece of SpongeBobs teenage years 1974 Chapter 4
SpongeBob and Patrick waited at the bottom of the stairs for Molly. They grinned at each other when she finally did come down.She had on a nice red dress that fit her figure well, and her hair was slightly curled.I dont look like a tramp do I? asked Molly.No, not at all, said SpongeBob, The only person that looks like a tramp in this room is Patrick.I do not! Patrick argued.Youre not wearing a shi
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SpongeBob meets the first ghost Danny Phantom Chapter 1
SpongeBob was in jelly fish fields he caught A.L.O.(a lot of) jellyfishes he accidently passed jelly fish field, Bikini Bottom and went out of the seaHe stopped at a strange house which was owned by Dannys fathers house.He tiptoed and found THE GHOST PORTAL!!!He said wow!!!! This looks cool!This must be where all the jelly fishes are. He heard Sam, Tucker and Dannys voice.He quickly went inside th
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Garys Cooking Show Chapter 1
We nowcross over to Gary who is making a cheesecake. Are you there Gary?asks a reporter on Garys new TV show.MeowGary says as the camera goes onto Gary who is on a table with someingredients.We now goto an add breakGary pullsa cheesecake out of the fridge.We havesomeone very special here today to taste test your newest recipe.Its SpongeBob, the reporter yells.SpongeBobwalks up to gray and grabs th
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