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Spongebob Valentines Day Chapter 2
The taxi let them offat the studio district of downtown Bikini Bottom and Squidward paidthe fare as they stepped out of the taxi. He looked in bewildermentat the building, which contained the studio where he would beshooting an episode of Worlds Best Clarinet Players (Or sohe thought). They walked into the large studio doors and into a hugecomfy lobby. They walked up to the fish at the main desk t
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Spongebob Valentines Day Chapter 3
Spongebob! yelledSquidward. The sponge nervously walked over to the angered squid.Why I have half amind to strangle you right now!Im sorrySquidward; its just that you looked so lonelyI like to bealone!Im sorrySpongebobs face drooped as he went to sit down in the studioaudience.Now where do I findthe way out of here? Squidward asked himself, looking for anyexits.Lets here it forour lucky contestant
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Spongebobs Elementary School Years Lunchtime Chapter 1
It was the first day ofschool. Mrs. Flounders elementary school class had about 20 brightshining students in it. And then there was Squidward. He was alwaysin a bad mood, and nobody knew why. He didnt even laugh with theother when Mrs. Flounder sat on the tack on her chair. He was just alonely child. Lunchtime was the worst time of day for him though, andthat poor little squid grimaced when he hea
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Best Friends Day Chapter 1
Spongebob and Patrickwere walking through Jellyfish Fields one bright day. For somestrange reason, they werent jellyfishing (Partially becausePatrick had tried to use his as a toilet brush the day before. Thenhe forgot about the whole thing and tried to use it as a toothbrush!)It was a good day because it was Best Friends Day.Patrick, will wealways be friends? Spongebob asked innocently.Well I wou
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Why Chapter 1
Hi! Its me Stuck-on-air again, with the sequel to my last sponge-bob story. If you haven't read it then that's okay because this story should be pretty easy to pick up on... or not i don't really know yet. So here's the first chapter enjoy!Chapter one; Andy's mom.The squid looked around, her eyes searching the room. The rested on a shelf on which sat several DVD cases. She walked over to it the wa
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Why Chapter 2
Thankyou YodaClone13 for reviewing and thank you Lord Royal Highness Fanfor adding me to your author alert list. Second chapter is herefinally, and thanks to help from readers (and my ipod) its beenrevised and made a little better then it initially was. So here itis, warning it may be short.Chapter two; hit men and wonderful police.Andycrossed the road, a small drawstring backpack hung from hersho
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Their First Meeting Chapter 1
How Spongebob MetPatrick:Notes: They arein elementary school. Not babies, like they made it look in oneepisode.Chapter 1:Spongebob:Spongebob was 6years old, and he was alone. Since everyone around him classified himas a "weirdo", nobody went around him. In kindergarden,people threw paper, they dabbed paint on him, and drew on him. Hethen began 1st grade, where we begin.Spongebob enteredfirst grade
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Possibly Profound Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I,CrazyNerd14, hereby state and publish on the World Wide Web that I donot own Spongebob Squarepants, Bikini Bottom, or anything else that Ireference in this fic. In fact, I dont own anything. Except maybethe clothes Im wearing and my L plushy.Authors Note: Mybrother always tells me that Spongebob is the meaning of life. Heslike, They really do address all of lifes important issues!So
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sUiCyDe Chapter 1
athurz not: thiz is a depr3ssing story abot spandy. if u dont lyk luv or sad stuf dont red. so u no, i am emo and this stuf is teh tru life.spongbob got fyredflashback:mrkrabs: ur fired, spongbob you b#*(&!spongbob: m*therfuker!end fleshbackso spongeybob w3nt in2 the kitchin and found a knife.gary, i will kill myself, he sad, crying.th3n he put teh nife at his wrist and made cut marks up and d
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sUiCyDe Chapter 2
"SPONGEBOB! NO!!!!" Sandy wailed, hastily tossing the blood encrusted knife out of the sponge's hand."S-Sandy . . .?" SpongeBob opened his eyes wearily, bright blue orbs wet with tears he'd been unaware he'd shed. "Wh-what . . . S-Sandy, why are you . . .?""SpongeBob, why would you do this? Oh god . . ." The squirrel began to cry as well, a shocking thing for the generally strong willed Texan. "Go
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The Secret Life Of Snails Chapter 1
Garytells the lady snail what he wants along with a big smile. She smilesback and goes to get. Gary always did like to charm the ladies. Buttonight, hes not looking for anything but a drink and a littlethinking time. He needed to get away for a while. Dont get himwrong, he loves Spongebob. Hes an awesome master and friend. Hejust needs to escape from that whole world of his for a bit.Sohere he is.
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Spongebob Craziness Chapter 1
This poem is dedicated to my closest and awesomest friend, Keirii!!!Love ya bestest buddiest!!!And, also, I do NOT own spongebob, for every fool who thinks I do!!!Spongebob is cool.Squidward is not.Patrick likes to eat a lot.Sandy can't breathe without her helmet.Krabs loves money.Pearl is a shop-a-holic.How I wish spongebob was real,But, alas, he is fake.It'd make more sense.If he came from a lak
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Wishes Chapter 2
Spongebob's Wish
Part 2:Humanbob HumanpantsSB:I must Be Dreaming.
Angel:Your Not Dreaming
SB:Whatever Patrick
Angel:I'm Not Patrick I'm An angel,I'm Just Taking the form of Patrick.
SB:Ya Right
Angel:If I wasn't An angel could I do this?
Angel Floats in The Air
SB:Woah
Angel:I'm Here To Show you what happpend.
SB:What
Angel:You've Been A human
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Wishes Chapter 3
HBHumanbobspongebobHB:What happened angel?
Angel:I made it so you were a human your whole life
HB:Well do I have a good lifeAngel:No,You a have an annoying niighborDing Dong
Angel:That must be him
HB opens the door and we see that its...Patchy
Patchy:Hi Humanbob,Can I have your eyelash's?
HB:NO!
Patchy:I hate you
HB:Bye
HB:i want to see what happened to
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Wishes Chapter 4
Spongebob's WishPart 4HB:Well This Stinks
Angel:It does doesn't it?
HB:I have one Question,What about
Angel:Ok.....
They Teleport to the goo lagoon were Mr.K was,but he had a big gray bread and looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks
HB:Now this is just crazy
Angel:Without you the KK didn't go so well,Then Mr.K here become a bum
Hb:Wow.........Hey Look A Penny!
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Wishes Chapter 5
Patrick's Wish:Patrick is in his rock watching tv Patrick:I'm Bored Guy On Tv:hey You!
Patrick:Huh?
Guy On Tv:Ya You! Do You like Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
Patrick:Heck Yes!
Guy On TV: Then buy the Official Mermaidman and Barnacleboy season 15 DVD with all 24 epsidoes of season 15,plus outtakes,and more! Only 96 dollars!
Patrick:Oh My Neptune! I need that! But I don't ha
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Wishes Chapter 1
Wishes!By Spongey444Spongebob's wishSB is at Sandy's TreedomeSB:Hey Sandy What are you doing?Sandy:Theres A Family Reunion At my moms House And I'm Getting Ready!SB:Can I Come?!Sandy:I'm Sorry but you can't breath Air So You cant comeSB:I could Wear my Water HelmetSandy:Sorry but my family doesn't Like since the time They came Here .FlashbackSandy:Spongebob meet my FamilySB:Hi Sandy's MomHe shakes
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A typical retarded day in Bikini Bottom Chapter 1
A/n: It's mah birthday! I'm HOOOT! Anyways, I'm good at basketball, anyone who isn't...GET A LIFE!! (Just kidding for all that bullcrap, don't be so pissed...)Anyway, enjoy my retarded story. ( It's my first fic!) READ THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' STORY! (In the begining, it might not be that good...)***********************************************************************************************************
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Friday the 13th Chapter 1
Friday the 13thDisclaimer: I dont own Spongebob Squarepants, nor do I ever want to.A/N: This was actually requested by someone. I dont like Spongebob, and thats why they requested that I write this -_-. Just because I dont like the show, they think Im best for writing thisSeriously, Spongebob creeps the hell out of me. Ah whatever, just enjoy the read.-AGAIN BEST IN FIRST PERSON-Great, the snails
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If Squidward was Gay Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob or Avenue Q, seesh.If Squidward was GaySqiudward was at home, in his favorite chair, he sigh of joy, "An afternoon alone with my favorite book, Clarinet Players of the 1940's. No neighbors to bother me. How could it get any better then this?""Well hi Squidward!", Spongebob and Patrick said as they barged in."Hi Spongebob. Hi Patrick.", Squidward said in an annoyed
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Spongebobs New Neighbor Chapter 1
Spongebob Squarepants belongs to Stephan Hillenburg----The alarm clock rang on a Tuesday morning at Spongebob Squarepants pineapple house in the bikini bottom.Morning, Gary! Spongebob exclaimed to his pet snail while shutting off the alarm clock.He got up and put his pants on, got his hat, and left home for work at The Krustys Krab where hes a fry cook. He works there with his neighbor, Squidward
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Spongebobs New Neighbor Chapter 2
Spongebob Squarepants belongs to Stephen Hillenburg---After work, Spongebob traveled over to Patrick's rock home. He knocked on the rock, hoping Patrick was there or awake. Patrick was indeed home! He lifted up his rock home and waved to his best friend, smiling."Hiya, Spongebob!" Patrick happily greeted his best friend.Spongebob smiled, skipping up to the starfish. "Oh Patrick..." He said in a si
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My Leg Chapter 1
Final Scene:Bikini bottom MarathonWe then cut to a track were all the runner were.Realistic Fish Head:Hello and welcome to the 96th 1 annual Marathon,All the runners look prepared for this race!
RFH:We Have FredFred:My LEG!
RFH:We Have spongebobSB:I'm Ready!
RFH:We also have tomTom:CHOCOLATE!
RFH: And we have Juan T. BlalockJuan:Hey! I'm not supposed to me here till the next fi
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My Leg Chapter 2
My Leg!
Broken By Spongey444 Story by Spongey444Scene 1:A Normal DayWe open up at Fred's house which look like the other houses in Bikini BottomFred:What A great dayFred started down the stairs but accidentally tripped and fell Fred:MY Leg!
Bubble TransitionFred was talking to his son JoelJoel:Dad your accident proneFred:I am not accident prone!
Joel:Whatever dadFred then got in his
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Locked Out Chapter 1
Author's Note: This story is use to celebrate Spongebob's tenth anniversary! The chapters are basing on how the characters have changed, and why. Just read it. Skip the beginning paragraph if you would. As I should always say, I do not own Spongebob!There were many creautres in the sea, in the sea of what is called Bikini Bottom, an underwater city connected to others with other fish in it. This i
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Breaking the Habit Chapter 1
Breaking the HabitChapter 1:He'd known from the moment he'd laid eye on the blue-prints for his latest invention that this mission would be a total failure. The thing was absolutely hideous and had so many design flaws that he doubted it would work at all. Much less fool Spongebob enough for the fool to tell him the secret formula. And yet still he had assembled the retched thing. His genius mind
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Breaking the Habit Chapter 2
Chapter 2:"You're back earlier than usual, and empty-handed." Karen's monotonous robotic voice was the first thing Plankton heard after he shut and locked the entrance to the Chum Bucket. It was still kind of early to close, but Plankton couldn't be bothered to keep the ever-empty restaurant open right now.Plankton sighed as he turned to face the sarcastically clever computer that he had created y
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Breaking the Habit Chapter 3
Chapter 3:When Spongebob had first pointed out Plankton's absence to Mr. Krabs neither of them had been that concerned. It wasn't unusual for Plankton to be absent for a few days after failing to steal the secret formula. (Even though it was rare.) The day had went on, and everyone went about their lives as usual. Before any of them had realized it a week had gone by, then another, and another.As
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Breaking the Habit Chapter 4
A/N: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter. I was having difficulty trying to figure the direction that I wanted this story to go in, and even more trying to put my thoughts down on paper. (Which isn't an easy task. Let me tell you.)But I've figured out how I want everything to play out, so hopefully nothing like this will happen again. :)BTW I suck at descriptions, especially appearances and p
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Breaking the Habit Chapter 5
A/N:I would like for everyone who has either read or reviewed this story to go to my profile and vote on the poll that I have set up there. This is extremely important because this poll will decide when this story is updated again. So I would appreciate your vote on this issue. I've written a brief summary about the results and why I'm doing this under the things that I'm currently working on.Plea
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Cartoon Mix Ups 1 Jellyfish Fever Chapter 1
CartoonMix-ups 1SpongeBoband Patrick: Jellyfish FeverNote:Welcome to my first story of my new series, Cartoon Mix- ups. Inthis hilarious new series, main characters from one cartoon getwarped and plays the roles of characters in a different cartoon thatI like. So dive into this first story of SpongeBobs version ofPhineas and Ferb! P.S: All of them are wearing Water Helmets, exceptfor Sandy. P.S.S:
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Cartoon Mix Ups 1 Jellyfish Fever Chapter 2
Part 2Hes an extremelyslow sea snail of action! He wont flinch from a flay-y-y! Youbetter look out, hes slowly (slowly) coming this wa-a-ay! Hesgot more then you can tell, with his eyestalks and his pink shell.Females faint whenever they hear him say;Gary: Meow.Female: Did you seethat? He meows like a cat. Hes so dreamy! (Girly faint withother females) Hes Gary, Garythe Snail!Dutchman: You can jus
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Mandy Chapter 1
Whoo, I bewriting a SpongeBob story! XDI imaginedMandy on a rainy day, and then randomly RPed her in a roleplay withseveral of my friends. The storyline we came up with, as well as thecharacterization Mandy received, inspired me to write this. Whee.Oh, and themain pairing in this is SpongeBob and Sandy. If you dont likethat, no one is forcing you to read this. ^^PrologueHad Karen notinsisted on ha
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One Night Only Chapter 1
AN: Hey, lookie, I wrote Squid/Sponge fluff. K+ fluff at that. Arent I just special? Yeah, Imma go write some porn now.Why are you still here?SpongeBob looked at Squidward happily, snuggling still further into the bed and completely ignoring the octopuss question.Why are you still here?The yellow boy turned over, resting his head on his neighbors chest. The generally angry cephalopod growled, push
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 1
Well y'all, I'm BACK! And this time,I have CGC3. A few people already know the plot (pokes Muffin) butfor those of you who don't...well...here's a little surprise.Heehee...enjoy!!Cool Guy Chronicles, Book 3 - BackHomeChapter 1: Striking NewsIt was Monday,and a very quiet day in Bikini Bottom.SpongebobSquarepants stared mindlessly at his television set, stroking theshell of his sleeping pet snail,
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 2
I know, I'm a cruel...cruel person.But hey, sometimes stories have to be cruel. You learn to live withit! Anyway, here's chapter two. I know the story is slow to getgoing, but BELIEVE ME, it'll be worth it!!Chapter 2: To DoSpongebob sat,quietly, for a long moment. He opened his mouth, and then closed itagain.Is she okay?He finally managed. Sandy was tough, but she loved her familysomething fierce.
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 3
Chapter 3: ...Really? Youwould do that...for me?Of course Iwould! Spongebob sat across the table from Sandy.She brushed atear from her face. Oh, Spongebob, you're so wonderful! sheexclaimed.Spongebob hadjust offered to be Sandy's traveling partner for a visit to Texas,Sandy's place of birth, and where her sick mother now lay in ahospital bed.When do weleave? Spongebob asked.Can we goMonday? Sandy
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 4
I was asked today if Squidward wasmy favorite character...(I'd just posted chapter 2)...I was torn atthe answer. So for anyone else who wants to know...Squidward is ONE of my favoritecharacters. I think that he's grossly misunderstood andunappreciated. Can I get a me too? Anyone? No? Okay, fine.Hmmph! Here's your stupid chapter 4.Chapter 4: FridayTheweekend was so close.Meg tossed a wadded up piec
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 5
Chapter 5: EventsThese arewonderful seats! Meg beamed, as her and Squidward settled in tothe fourth row of the Jack Melody concert.I pulled somestrings. Squidward stated, brushing at his casual attire.Thisreallyis wonderful, thank you somuch!Theoctopus responded with a simple smile, before the evening's eventsreallybegan to take place.First, Jack himself thanked the audience for being there, andas
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 6
Chapter 6: Deep ThoughtsThe clock tickedjust pas it's 12:00 mark.Spongebob lay inbed, wide awake, with his eyes locked on the ceiling. Sleep wouldn'tcome, no matter how desperately he beckoned it. Gary snored,peacefully.For some reason,Sandy kept crossing Spongebob's mind. And it was a strangepicture...derived from a dream he'd encountered a few nights back:She sat alone, ather picnic table, clad
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Patience, DearWhat aboutnow? Do you have everything yet?Iswear, if he asks me that one more time...Sandy, you forgot your guitar! You're not going to go to Texaswithout your guitar, are you?It was Sunday night. SpongeBob and Sandy were loading up Sandy'sboatmobile in an attempt to be somewhat ready for the following day.SpongeBob had evidently worked everything out with his boss and his
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CGC3 Back Home Chapter 8
Wowwww...long time no post!! Sorryabout that guys, I'm don't have 'flying Spandy sparks' at the moment,and...well, it's hard to stay warm with a dying fire, y'know? But Iknow that a lot of people are looking forward to the onset of thisstory, and to be quite honest, I was really rather proud of the storyplot, so I boogied and started getting it written! I don't have muchmore, but keep reminding me
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