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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1 HOW IT ALLHAPPENEDIt is Sunday night and the Griffinsare at the county fair all the way on the other side of town, knownas East Quahog. East Quahog is a pretty dangerous place, but the fairis held there because it is cheaper to rent the lots there.Peter lets go home! This part oftown is just too dangerous for our kids.Yeah dad! I dont like this atall, plus that black guy keeps staring at
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Whispering Delusion 1 And A Half Chapter 2
(A.N.: Well... I'm disappointedI only got 2 reviews... I was expecting at least 4, but I guess sinceI'm not a good writer, but thanks to Bhaalspawn andx-xMasqueradeAngelx-x for leaving reviews, that was nice of youtwo... anyway here's chapter two. Enjoy)llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllChapter 2:"Lets go
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 2
CHAPTER 2 STEWIE FINDSA FUNNYThe next day Stewie is wanderingthrough Brians things looking for the money he owes him, when hediscovers weed. Stewie knew that Brian smoked it, but never reallyknew what it was. He took it, went into his room, and smoked some.After a couple of hours and a few useless cutaways, he finally becamehigh. He laughed insanely loud and peed all over his walls. Brianwalked in
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Whispering Delusion 1 And A Half Chapter 3
(A.N.: Alright once again I'mstill disappointed for having so few reviews but oh well, here'schapter 3. Enjoy)llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllChapter 3:In a big flash of light the familyappeared in a place that look kind of greenish and bright... yeah youguessed it they're in the locusts lair under the
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 3
CHAPTER 3 MEG AND HERNEW STYLEMeg has now adopted this new style ofcrime. Feeling so much better about herself, she changed her image.She put on better clothes, redid her hair, and used makeup.Hey guys what do you think?Holy crap Meg? What did you do? Youlook all hot now! said Peter.Wow Meg! I always knew you could bepretty if you tried. You are prettier than Brittany Spears. Now youneed to do som
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Whispering Delusion 1 And A Half Chapter 4
(A.N.: Sorry everyone I wasgonna update on Monday but my internet stopped working for 2 wholedays... but here's chapter 4... also please read and review)llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllChapter 4:In a big flash of light the wholefamily appeared in a big kinda white city yup they're in heaven."Where the h
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 4
CHAPTER 4 STEWIESADVENTUREStewie now addicted to weed, Briancannot stop him. He just decides to let Stewie go until he cannotanymore. Stewie has become so high that he can barely talk. It wontbe long before Stewie starts to hulicinate and wake up in an evilworld that treats people very bad. Brian is starting to freak outbecause he has smoked so much and Brian has no idea what this isdoing to Stewi
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The Spellbook Chapter 1
The Spellbook:Summary: Spongebob is walking home one day and sees a dark magic shop. When he goes in, he sees a dark spellbook that changes his life entirely.Chapter 1: On a Walk one day:Spongebob Squarepants was walking home one day when he sees a dark building. He got close andovtook a closer look. The building was dark with red glows around it. In the window were skulls with dark ponytails comi
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 5
CHAPTER 5 MEG FLEESMeg has completely changed and hasbecome an insane thief and has completely changed her style. She hasstolen so much but no one knows that she is the one committing all ofthe crimes. She has been at it for days and she has even managed tobecome popular and has been crashing parties left and right. Loisthinks that she has been doing other things and making money to buyall of the
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 6
CHAPTER 6 STEWIE COMESBACKStewie has been trapped in Poopoloopaland and is desperate to leave and go home. He tries everything toescape. In the meantime, Brian is becoming worried and really wantsto get home.I want to leave now, saidStewie.You cannot leave. I told you thisalready. Now for your punishment you must watch this Andy Dickvideo.No, no, I hate Andy Dick, saidStewie.Stewie managed to esca
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MEG GETS A WILD HAIR Chapter 7
CHAPTER 7 MEG RETURNSAs Meg was released from prison, shechanged her look back to the way it used to be and went home.Mom, dad, I am home.Meg! I am so hap.. oh. What thehell Meg, said Peter.I know! I am back to my normalself! exclaimed Meg.Well now I have no care for you,said Peter.Peter! You need to have morerespect for your daughter, said Lois.Mom, I am sorry I was such a badgirl. It just felt s
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Family Guy Plays Games Chapter 1
Peteris sitting on the coach, watching TV. Suddenly the adverts come onand Mr T is standing in a white room. He then says, "I pity thefool, who doesn't buy World of Warcraft!" Peter jumps up, "I'mnot a fool!" Chris asks, "What is wrong, Dad?" Petergrabs Chris and pulls him out the door. They drive off and Chrisasks, "Where are we going?" Peter looks back to see policeofficers chasing him. "Chris!
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Brians Date Chapter 1
"Now, my magic device is almost ready," said Stewie, who is fiddling with a hat in front of him. He reached inside and... pulled out a bunny. "Yay!" shouted Stewie in delight. Brian walked in, who is holding a tuxedo. Stewie looks at Brian and asks, "Why you got that for? Party?" Brian, who is putting on his tuxedo, replys, "No, me and Jillian are going out for the evening." Stewie puts the rabbit
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Family Guy The New version Chapter 1
Brother2Brother.Itseems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on TV,But where are those good old fashioned values. On which we used torely. Lucky theirs a family guy. Lucky theirs a man who, positivelycan do, all the things that make us, Laugh and Cry. He's A FamilyGuy!(A newcharacter will be introduced, find out whom)Newport Massachusetts,1976Peter: holy freakingcrap! I cant bel
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Cannibalistic Camping Trip Chapter 1
CannibalisticCamping TripAhh!What the devil?! Stewie exclaimed, as Lois snatched away hismind-controlling-ray-gun.Comeon honey, we need to get ready for the camping trip, she told him. Stewie cursed with anger, as he was meaning to overtake his mothersmind, in his plot to rule the world.Damn! Just wait vile woman, when you are my slave, I will makeyour death slow and painful.Itseems today, that al
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Family Guy The New version Chapter 2
Criticssuck!(Thisone may not be as good as the other I got writers block when I madeit and that is why I did not post back, I kept growing other ideasfor this new Family Guy saga and I was just dying to end it, it ismuch shorter then the other one and like I said it will be youropinion on if you like it or not) (I cant wait to continue it)Derrick: hey Peter(Standing next to bathroom door)Peter: wh
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A fit Peter Griffin family Guy spoof Chapter 1
A Thin Peter GriffinA Fit Peter GriffinBy: SeriphimTake off of Family GuyThisis the episode when peter doesnt just get liposuction and plasticsurgery but decides to get fit and healthy. This is in a play formatwith narrators and characters.CharactersAre:Peter,Lois, Meg, Brian, Stewie, Chris(Thetheme song plays)Lois:It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex onT.V.Peter:But wh
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FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY GAGS Chapter 1
FAMILY GUY: CUTAWAY GAGSBRIAN: This is worse than the time Peter lost his glasses. (Peter trips and his glasses fly off is face and down his throat.) Lois, I lost my glasses. BRIAN: But then he found them. (Peter is on the toilet pooping) (screaming) WHAT IS THIS? OUCH!CHRIS: I hate the Goodwill! They always have the worst crap! CHRIS AT GOODWILL: This shirt is kinda nice. OH MY GOD! There is a ha
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Oh no Not Another Freakin Movie Parody Chapter 1
Family GuyEpisode I: The Magical TesticleFanfiction Summary: Remember when Family Guy parodied Star Wars with Blue Harvest? Well, Peter is taking advantage of a snow storm by retelling the story of Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone with the Family Guy cast. See below for cast list. (Note: This is not a crossover fanfic, so I will be posting it under the regular Family Guy section.)Disclaimer: H
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world domination Chapter 1
Disclaimer: i dont own family guy...A/N: its just a bit of fun, and yet another creation that occurs when travelling. please review as reviews are love!My World domination plan;1. Kill that infernal creature that insists that I call her mother but whom does not deserve said title due to her insistence that I wear diapers.2. Destroy all companies that produce diapers3. Become president of the US4.
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Oh no Not Another Freakin Movie Parody Chapter 2
Family GuyEpisode I: The Magical TesticleChapter 1: From the Beginning.A/N: To clear up any confusion as to how I will address the characters, I will be addressing them as regular Harry Potter characters so to stay on topic with the story I'm posting. However, so there is no confusion later on, I'll put in parenthasis the characters they are supposed to be portraying. EX) When I mention Hagrid, I
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Family Guy The New version Chapter 6
Murder is a bitch! Part 1Itseems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on TV,but where are those good old fashioned values. On which we used torely. Lucky theirs a family guy. Lucky theirs a man who, positivelycan do, all the things that make us, Laugh and Cry. He's A FamilyGuy!(Happy Go Lucky)Peter: (Is standing infront of the manufacturing line making sure everyone is working we
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Family Guy The New version Chapter 7
Murder is a bitch! Part 2.Previouslyon Family guyMr. Weed: (Standing infront of the board members, Peter isnt there yet) gentlemen thecompany ever since I have returned has been doing good, but we havean arch competitor in our reaches.Executive: and whatmight that be?Mr. Weed: Plutoniumtoys.(Dum-Dum-DOMMMMMMM)(The doors open and abig man who looks a lot like Peter walks in, he has a brown coat ona
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The PTTGPTRBAA and PRBA Chapter 1
Brian's ConfessionThe PTTGPTRBAA and thePRBA"Damnit!" Brian yelled at Chris"What?"Chris asked Brian"Oh...uh... nothing" Brian said"What'sall this racket?" Lois asked as she walked in the room"Whothe hell put a raccoon in my bed?" Meg screamed storming downthe stairsStewiestarts to crack up."Stewieyou evil-" Meg yelled."Ididn't do it" Stewie said trying to stop laughing"Thenwho did?" Meg questioned
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Sympathy for The Devil Chapter 1
Sympathyfor The Devil"Ughgod! Must we have this wait!"Stewie Griffen sat in theviolet computer chair, awaiting a website to load. "Damnpop-ups!" The site quickly appeared on the screen packed withsomething more than the long list of muderers throughout Americanhistory. "Conjure up Satan huh?" He looked as the ad keptflashing before his baby soft face. "Hmm, that could possibly behelp to my life lo
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Family Guy Neighbor Problems Chapter 1
Peter, Brian and Stewie were in the living room watching TV. And now back to All Dogs go to Heaven. The announcer on the TV said. (on TV) Charlie is talking to Itchy. Charlies voice changes from Burt Reynolds to Charlie Sheen and Steven Webber. What crappy voice overs. Peter said bored. The thought of dogs going to Heaven is highly overrated. Brian said. Well yes but the answer is simple all dogs
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The Griffins Go To Disneyland Chapter 1
It was alovely day at the Griffin house. Peter walked in and with a Disneyhat on him and said, Great news! Were going on vacation!Brian turned around and said with a martini in his hand, Not toSea World again like the last time. Then the flashback occurred!In the flashback, it showed Peter feeding the whales. The whale thenwent under the water and Peter said, Oh great! What the hell isyour problem
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Rebel Rebel Chapter 1
100 Themes Challenge - 50: Breaking The Rules (Bunny)
----------Hey, Butters, whatre you doing holed up in there? You wanna come hang out with me and the guys? Kenny shouted to from below Butterss open window, throwing a pebble at the glass just to make sure he got his attention.Id love to K-Kenny, but you see, Im grounded again. Butters looked from outside the window to where his closed bedr
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The Griffins Go To Disneyland Chapter 2
A whilelater at Disneyland, everyone was waiting in line for SplashMountain. A Donald character was walking by and Stewie startedjumping up and down. Oh my God! This so rocks! I want to seeDonald! Stewie said happily. Brian was in line with Stewie andsaid, Well I dont think thats a good idea. I heard in thenews that he was on crack.(Flashback.)Theannouncer on the television said, We now return to
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The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 1
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Hey guys, guess what?"Everyone looked up as Peter rushed into the living room, grinning ear to ear. "You finally got rid of the evil monkey?" Chris guessed."Even better! Lois, y'know that dream vacation we've been talkin' about?""Yeah, Peter, what about it?"
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Lois Gets a Job Chapter 1
Title: Lois Gets A JobAuthor: krazykid47A/N: This is only my first story so review, but be nice! My next chapter will be better. No Flames! Crit welcome.Rating: KWarning: N/AChapter 1. Lois Gets FrustratedPeter was sitting on the couch watching the news. Lois, get me a beer. I am doing the laundry, Peter, can you get it yourself. Lois, you are so lazy! Peter got up went to the fridge, and he saw a
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The Spellbook Chapter 17
Note:Iran out of ideas for this story, "The Spellbook". If youhave any ideas for the next few chapters, please send them in areview. For now, it is on hiatus because of two things: one, for thewriters block and two, I am waiting for more reviews. When I get 5more, I will continue, and when I get a new idea.
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The Witchs Tests Chapter 6
The family was taking care of megs baby Rosie in the park, all except Stewie who was watching her warily when he saw what Rose did in there room.I have to be weary of her; she could be more trouble for me than Bertram. Stewie said. Bertram was a few yards away from him.Die Stewart. Bertram yelled throwing a grenade, Stewie without even turning around pulled a racket out of nowhere thwacked the gre
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The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 2
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Episode 1: My Son VladIt had taken no time for Dr. Noxious to get comfortable living with the Griffins. He had discarded the winter coat he was wearing when he arrived, and now he always seemed to be wearing a lab coat in its place. The absence of a hood had
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Lois Gets a Job Chapter 2
Title: Lois Gets A JobAuthor:krazykid47A/N: Hey I updated my story this one is better.Well, I think thats for you guys to decide. Crit WelcomeRating: TWarning: A little bit of violence and blood, butnot a lot.Chapter 2: Lois in troubleThe next day, Lois was reading the newspaper whenPeter woke up.Hey Lois, whats for breakfast.You missed it, breakfast was four hours ago!You were out till 6:00 in th
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The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 3
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me. I also don't own Static Shock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Episode 2: Stewie's Electric CircusIn the Griffin household, the unthinkable had happened. Stewie had become bored."Lois!" he called, wandering from room to room with malevolent intent. "Lois!" Wherever he looked, though, his mo
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Lois Gets a Job Chapter 3
Title: Lois Gets A JobAuthor: krazykid47A/N: This is the finalchapter. Review! No flames, Crit welcome.Rating: K+Warning: Lots OfViolence!Chapter 3. Loiss NewJobPeter stood there with no pants on. He was drunkand the kids were dressed in clown costumes. Lois was so happy to behome, that she didnt say anything she just smiled. H-hey sirget out of my house. Peter told Lois.Peter its me, Lois.LoisHey
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A Total Eclipse of the Heart Chapter 1
A Total Eclipse of theheartBy:SpiritofdawolfDisclaimer:I don't own the song "A total eclipse of the heart" byBonnie Tyler or Family Guy.Summary:Stewie threatens the wrong person and next thing you know someone isout to kill him! One thing leads to another and next thing youknow someone is after the whole family. When Brian tries to defendStewie he gets hurt. Will this whole event end up bringing t
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 2
Declaimer:I dont own anything except the plot.A/N: sorrythe last chapter stinks but this will be better.Peter andChris were outside in their yard dressed like Batman and Robin.Dad,why are we dressed like Batman and Robin, and why are the symbolsdifferent? said Chris, pointing to the hotdog symbol on Peterscostume and the pizza symbol on Chriss.Because,my inquisitive chum, we are going to fight cri
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The Griffins In Costa Rica Chapter 1
TheGriffins in Costa RicaChapter 1Reminiscing Flights(The Griffins had justgot on a plane to Costa Rica for a vacation to get away from theeveryday life of Rhode Island and relax. So Meg, and Chris aresitting across from Stewie, Brian, Lois, and Peter sit in front ofChris and Meg)Lois: Stewie let mestrap you in to the plane seat, now.Stewie: Why would youdo such a thing?Lois: To save you.Stewie: T
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The Witchs Tests Chapter 10
Duncan and Sid were in a cave with the Griffin/Kennedy's. it was days after the whole Dimension switch thing. For the 4th trial was simple Meg had to get something from in it. Rosie was telling the two at the dimension mishap.Wait a minute you made us seem like total wimps. Sids said angrily pointing to the part where Rosie was thinking what those two couldve done.Though it was pretty funny Duncan
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The Griffins In Costa Rica Chapter 2
Chapter 2Unfortunate Situation(The Griffins are nowin the visitors kiosk in the capital of San Jose. And knowingPeter he goes up to the person behind the desk and tries to ask themwhere things are but he doesnt know Spanish so he mocks it)The employee: QuePeter: Que pasta shoeCosta teleaphonaThe employee: QueLois: What hestrying to say is do you know where a phone is?The employee: Itsright down th
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