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The Spellbook Chapter 22
Chapter 22: Megs Two Daughters(Authors Note: Credit goes to Malcolm Fox for the idea of this chapter. Also, you may not completely understand this chapter if you havent read Malcolm Foxs stories Megs Boyfriend/Megs Family. Disclaimer: I dont own Madeline nor Zack Murdock. Malcolm Fox does. Also, I dont know if you are reading this, but thanks a lot to Mr. Semaj for the drawing of Meg and Rosie(you
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Family Guy The Curse Evil Child Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I dont own anything until I rule the world and you are my slavesHAHA! hits foot on door BLAST!!!Peterdrove faster and faster until he was at 140 mph and the portalwouldnt open . the police began chasing peter.Ohcrap. He said.Helicopterssoon appeared.Ohcrap!Thede-lorean drove off a cliff.OHCRAP!!!!Peter soonrealized why he wasnt in another time; he didnt activate thetime circuits.G-d,Ive
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The Griffins In Costa Rica Chapter 3
Chapter 3Rainforest Civilized(Now they are all inthe rain forest panicked besides Peter who is trying to come up withsome good plan)Brian: oh man now weare stuck here without food or water.Meg: (Starts crying)some vacation this is turned out to be; now I cant meet any newguys.Peter: You wouldnthave got one anyway.Peter: its ok we canmake huts out of these trees, vines, and snakesLois: and then we
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Revenge Of the Stewies Chapter 1
REVENGEOF THE STEWIESInhis new Secret place, which was really a blanket tacked over alawn chair in the garage, Stewie Griffin soldered a panel on the sideof his latest invention.There,Im finally finished! Stewie looked at the device in triumph. Itlooked like a metal trash bin, but was really a cloning device thatStewie had been working on for several weeks now. Well, now I canfinally set out to co
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The Griffins In Costa Rica Chapter 4
Chapter 4Chicken Farm(At that moment Peterand Chris went running into the forest exploring finding new thingsabout the area Peter spotted something)Peter: hey look achicken farmChris: Oh, It is achicken farmPeter: You know whatthis means?Chris: we may be ableto leave the rainforest?Peter: No free chickenlets get some and bring it back(So Chris and Peter ranthere and grabbed 6 chickens to eat and r
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Family Guy
Teach The Boy A Lesson Chapter 1
TeachThe Boy A LessonSummary:Peter has to teach Chris to be more mature in order to not angerLois. But will this little prank war between him and the others getin the way?ChapterOne: It All BeginsAuthorsNote: This is my first Family Guy fic, so take it easy on me ok? J I watch Family Guy ALL the time and I LOVE that show. So, here itgoes. Loislooked on in disgust as Peter poured cereal in his mout
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Back to the Future Chapter 1
Authorsnotes: I do not own Family Guy and Back to the Future. Im sorryfor putting this in script form. My apologies.(The themeplays.)(We seethe Griffin house and theres a big truck outside their house.)Peter:(rushing in) Hey guys! Guess what I made!Chris:Candy?Meg: Aring?Stewie:Let me guess. Something toxic. Like that pencil sharpener you built?(Flashback)Lois:Peter. What the hell is this?Peter:(d
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Family Guy
Deleted Messages Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Family Guy is property of Seth MacFarlane.Deleted MessagesGenre: HumorRated T for: Language and other content.AN: Did that old guy leave anymore messages ? A very short oneshot.You have 79 deleted messages:Message One:Well, hello there. Just wanna see if the paper boy's there.Message Two:Hi, there. Just wanna get some good news from the paper boy.Message Three:Hello, Hello, Hello. Just
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Brian and Lois 1 Chapter 1
Ever since Family Guy has been on the air, Ive wanted Lois and Brian to get together. Now, I know hes a dog and shes married to Peter, but in my own little world, it could work. It could!Brian stared at Lois burnt orange colored hair as it curved around her ears. Her breasts were perky as ever underneath her button down shirt. He loved it when she wore those button down shirts. In case of, say she
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The Witchs Tests Chapter 15
Heres the next chap, and I dont want to hear any whining that I didnt do anything bad to mort, unlike his son (whos a douchebag) morts a salright character (plus I thought his roles in"Road to Germany"And "Li'l Griffins"were very good.Duncan and sid are seen in the lowest part of the cathedral preparing what looks like a maze.Okay just a few more alteration and we should be good. Sid murmured.That
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Fluey Stewie Chapter 1
FlueyStewieNote: First-ever Family Guy Stewie-centric fan fiction. Despite beingill, Stewie does his best (or in this case, his worst) to kill Lois.Damnyour estrogenically charged tyranny !StewieChapter1Victory Shall Be Mine !Stewiehad been in a matricidal frame of mind since his birth. If he hadbeen born with a knife in his hand, he wouldve torn himself out ofhis mothers uterus, killing her on th
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Family Guy Meets American Dad 2 Chapter 1
Stuck(Allthe Griffins are in the car driving to their usual vacation spot)Peter:This is gonna be great! Just me and Funnel cake all week!(Thefamily looks at Peter)Peter:Oh yeah right, you guys tooPeter:(whispers) but funny cake more.(Theresee a McDonalds coming up)Peter:Pit stop!Lois:Peter we just stop at KFC 10 minutes agoMeg:Yeah Dad cant we just go?Peter:No! Im. Im lost and I need directionsLoi
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 1
When Meg Met ZackDicslamer: I do not own Family Guy. If I did, Meg would not be bashed and Chris would.Chapter 1: They Meet.----The Griffins going on a family outing, when Peter makes up a game."Hey, I've got a game we can play," said Peter, "Whenever we see a buggie on the road, we hit Meg!""What?!?!" shouts Meg, "Don't I get a say in this.""No," Peter simply says."Punch buggy green," says Chris
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Family Guy Meets American Dad 2 Chapter 2
The FamiliesMeet(Stanbrings the Griffins to his house and they go straight to bed.Francine walks downstairs to see them sleeping in the living room)Francine:Stan there are robbers in our house!(Stanruns down the stairs and aims his gun)Stan:Where! Oh no thats just Peters familyFrancine:Who?Stan:We met while I went to look for terroristsFrancine:Oh(Itsnow breakfast time and both families are sittin
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Stewie Gets a Girlfriend Chapter 1
StewieGriffin the Video Game BoyIt was November 10thand ten years have passed. Its 2019 and Stewie Griffin is now 13years old.One day he went withhis friends to the video game store and he saw and XBOX 720. Hebought it because he liked it. But as the time passed, he gotaddicted to the video games and he never stopped playing. All hisfriends were surprised at that.Eventually, he starteda program in
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Family Guy
Megs Boyfriend Chapter 2
When Meg Met ZackDisclaimer: Still don't own Family Guy.Chapter 2: Meeting the Parents---After a very long drive from the 7-11, Meg and Zack finally get to her house."Thanks for the ride home, Zack" said Meg, "And since you were very nice to me, do you want to come inside for something to eat?""I dunno," said Zack uneasily, "We just met, and...""Zack, I really want you to be my friend," said Meg."
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Family Guy
Family Guy Meets American Dad 2 Chapter 3
ThePlan(Stanand Peter at the C.I.A. headquarters trying to get Peter a job)Registrationguy: So what makes you think you would be a good C.I.A. agent?Peter:Well I dont like terrorists, and I come from a long line of crimefighters. Like my one ancestor Sherlock Griffin(Cutsto Sherlock Griffin and his Watson that looks like Brain in London)Sherlock:We finally got these bastardsWatson:Sherlock wait!(S
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Family Guy
Megs Boyfriend Chapter 3
Diclaimer:Still don't own Family Guy.Chapter3: A New Place to Stay.Everyonewas seated at the dinner table(including Chris who had somehowinexplicably recovered from his injuries) being served dinner. Loisstarted making conversation."So,Meg how was school today?" asked Lois."Iwas teased again by Connie and the other poular kids," said Meg,"They stole my books, they stuffed me in a locker, and I alm
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Family Guy
Family Guy Meets American Dad 2 Chapter 4
The attackbegins(Peter and Stan are walking out of the the bar when two men in cloaksattack step in front of them)Stan:Can we help you?Man#1: u can die!(They men take out knives and start to stab Peter and Stan. Stanthrows one man over his head but Peter is stabbed. Stan hits theother guy)Stan:Peter are you okay?Peter:Yeah its just cutting into the fatStan:Oh ok(Themen get up again)Stan:Peter you
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Family Guy
The Spellbook Chapter 30
Chapter30: Double Trouble(Sorryfor the long delay. Also, sorry if this chapter isnt up to par,but my inspiration flows like a river of cement. Well, I hope thatyou like it. Enjoy.)Quahogon night is a very silent town. After a hard day at work, everybodyis on their houses watching TV with their beloved families, in barswith their friends or just sleeping. However, this night iseverything but silent
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Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 2
aceman88Mightas well try this for the heck of it...
Peter, What do you thinkyour life would've been like if you hadn't accidentally killed Mr.Weed?Peter:Dear aceman88, Different. That is all.Lois,Why do you never notice when Stewie tries to kill you?Lois:Dear aceman88, what are you talking about? Stewies just a normalbaby.Joe & Bonnie, Whatever happened to Kevin?Joe:HES AWAY AT COLLAGE!Bo
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An average day in the griffin home Chapter 1
Family guyThe breakfast table:Why the hell wouldyou even let this unworthy dog eat in our kitchen, Lois?I would kill you rightnow If I wanted to! shouted Stewie.Oh look how cute heis, Peter, hes learning how to swear! Lois said to Peter.Not now, Lois! Imthinking of the perfect plan to kill JFK! Peter told Lois.Peter, Hes beendead a while. Lois told him.(Flash back: aconvertible driving down a stre
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Family Guy
Father, Daughter And Daughter’s Girlfriend Bonding
The light snapped on and peter griffin jumped back from his bedroom window startled his bathrobe flying open as he spun around to see his daughter Meg standing in the door way staring at him. “I thought you were asleep Meg” he challenged. His daughter Meg stood their framed in the doorway the light shining through her high school musical nightie showing off her ample breasts and boyish slim
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The Spellbook Chapter 31
Chapter 31: A freaking scary camp trip
Peter was drinking in the drunken Clam with his usual friends Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.Come on guys, lets drink until Horace looks like a hot woman, tonight its on me! said Peter really cheerful.Wow, Peter, thanks a lot! said Quagmire.Yes, you must be very happy for getting us to drink said Cleveland. And I dont mean being happy like watching the Patr
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Family Guy
Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 3
Peter,Why are so mean to meg?Peter:She wasnt supposed to be born.Lois, Why the did you marrysomeone as stupid as peter?Lois:He was, an attractiveyoungman. Secretly, I prefer Brian, but dont let anyone know I saidthat!Meg, why do you let people bully you stand up foryourself!Meg:Oh, I have, its just my stupid ugly family.Connie D'Amico,Why are you such a ** to meg I what did she ever do to you!Conn
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 5
Disclaimer[Insert line about not owning Family Guy hereChapter5: TheHomecoming Dance Laterthat day, at around 5 pm, Meg and Zack had gotten fully dressed."Howdo I look?" asked Meg. She was wearing a red spaghetti-strappeddress that went down to her ankles and was not wearing her beanie."Megyou look stunning," said Lois, "Doesn't she look stunning,Peter?""Uhhh..."said Peter."Shedoes," whispered Loi
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Conkers Bad Family Day Chapter 1
Conkers Bad FamilyDayDisclaimer: I do notown the rights to any of these characters.In a far off kingdomknown as the Nuthole Kingdom or something, there lived a squirrel. He was no ordinary squirrel mind you. This squirrel was king of allthe land.Sadly, he did not enjoyhis life as king. For one thing, he was the ruler of a group ofmoronic weasels, three cogs, a pitchfork, a paint can/paintbrushcomb
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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 6
Know Your Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer: If I owned Family Guy Brian wouldnt drink so much.Brian walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Brian Griffin...is really femaleNo Im not! Dammit!Suuure BriannaMy name is Brian not Brianna!Brianna Griffin...has the hots for Roger from American DadNo I hate Roger and American Dad!Brianna
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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 9
Know Your Stars: Family GuyDisclaimer: I own nothing so get off my back!Mayor West walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Mayor Adam West...His acting skills suck!No they dont! I have killer skills!No, they suck alright(Groans)Mayor Adam West...was dating MegI know I did and I dont care!Damn...Mayor Adam West...is a sumo wres
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 19
Chapter19: Little Maddie LostZackand Meg's lives were already hard enough with Zack and his job as amechanic, and Meg having to go to school and getting picked on. Nowwith Maddie, things where only harder. However, despite her keepingthem up at night and the responsibility for taking care of a newbaby, she is still able to bring a little joy into their lives. Loisloved her, too, and cared for her
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 5
"That Ryan guy seemsawfully familiar," Chaos remarked wryly one day before theirfifth rehearsal."He is. It's like deja vu," Brian agreed."Well, he should beespecially familiar toyou," said Chaos with a snort."What's that supposedto mean?" demanded Brian."It means that he's,like, exactly likeyou.""He's not anythinglike me!" said Brian defensively. "I mean, yeah, he's adog, but that's pretty much wh
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Family Guy
Megs Boyfriend Chapter 20
Chapter20: Bear Attack"You...you... you talked!!!" said Stewie in shock, "How? You'rejust a baby!""Idon't know," said Maddie, "You're a baby, and you can talk.How did you?""Hmm...That's a good point," said Stewie, "Well, I have seenstranger things. Like that one episode of Scooby Doo."FlashbackInsideof a haunted house, the Scooby Doo gang are just about to inevitablysplit up."Let'ssplit up, gang!"
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A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 6
A/N: It's kind of weirdhow things go differently than planned. For instance, Ryan wasintended to be eerily like Brian, but somehow, a very Quagmire-ishside of him is becoming apparent."It's not you, it'sme. Really," said Mayhem."Aw, what a gyp,"Ryan growled."I'm sorry."
"Nah,don't be. It's just...what a waste. Three whole weeks of trying toget into your pants gone down the tube. I could've se
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 7
Lois gasped. "Stewie, what are you doing with that gun?""Holding all you buffoons at gunpoint, that's what!" said Stewie. "Now nobody move or I'll...I'll..." He tried to think of a phrase that wouldn't sound like something out of a bad action movie."Never finish your sentence?" Brian joked weakly."Silence!" Stewie yelled, turning to point the gun at him. Immediately Brian grew serious and put his
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 9
A/N: Once again, thanksfor the reviews. And also thanks to Blue-Hat Jack for sending infan-mail. It'd be nice if some ofthe rest of you sent in fan mail too, but it's okay if you don't."Anybody got a cellphone?" Mayhem asked.Everyone stared at her."Um, no. Stewie tookall of our electronic stuff," said Brian."Darn it," saidMayhem. "Oh well, I've got a backup plan." She pushed achair up against the
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 24
Chapter34: Cheating Death Once MoreForZack, life was good. For one thing, he had Meg. He was also blessedwith a beautiful daughter, and had a good home with the Griffins whohe considered his second family. To him, life was perfect. But then,one day...Therewas a knock in the front door, and when Lois goes to answer it shesees Death standing on their frontstep."Oh,Death, what a surprise!" said Lois,
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Family Guy
Stewie and the fat woman Chapter 5
Chapter 5Dave didnt know what to do. Helen was stood there,pointing a pistol at him.Helen,stop being a crazy bitch Dave said as she still had the pistol aimed at them both.Give him back to me, now she snarled angrily or Ill shoot you. Dave gulped and Stewie jumped out of his arms and grabbed the pistol away from Helen and pointed it at her.And now, it is time for you to meet your end, bitch he sa
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 10
Weinterrupt the scheduled programming to bring you this bit ofpointless, irrelevant drivel."Oooh,apple cider!" Peter reached for the glass of thick,amber-colored liquid sitting on the kitchen table and took a swig ofit. Instantly his face contorted and he put it back down. "Aw,God! It's fat! I drank fat!""Iknow, I did that five minutes ago," said Brian, looking amusedas he watched from outside the
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 11
A/N: F.Y.I.: While everything in the previous chapter has absolutely nothing to do with the chapters before or after it, the things that happened during it still apply. Therefore, Mayhem and Brian are now officially back together (and Peter will be a little more careful about drinking apple cider from now on).It's my universe; I make up the rules. Muahaha.Warily, Chaos glanced at Stewie. He had ta
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 26
Chapter26: Picnic At The ParkTheGriffin family and the Murdocks decided to have nice day out of thehouse and have a picnic in the park. It was such a nice fallafternoon. The leaves had turned all kinds of color. Red, yellow,orange, and you would sometimes find occasional green leaves on theground with brown stuff on it and they would smell funny as if a hobowould use them for... Wait, never mind.
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Family Guy
Stewie and the fat woman Chapter 7
Dave goes to the PoliceHelen was slouched on the sofa, still taking big gulps from the bottle of Alcohol she had in her hand.No one is going to take my son away, no one she muttered as she took a very large swag from the bottle. Dave had left the flat so Helen knew that she didnt have to give Stewie back.No one knows now anyway she told herself Dave wouldnt dare go to the police because Ill hurt h
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 12
A/N: I've FINALLY finished this damn chapter. Huzzah!Hopefully I'll be on a roll and churn out a few more, but if I don't, please don't kill me. At the moment I'm multitasking as far as writing is concerned, since I'm also trying to write a novel (which is even weirder than this story, if that's even possible)."So...when, precisely, will we be putting this plan into action?" said Brian."Soon," May
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