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Megs First Party Chapter 2
Fades In fromCommercialNew Setting: HomeBrian: Hey Lois, whatsher problem?Lois: She just lost adate.Brian: Oh, you meanthat party thats going to have martinis?Lois: It isntcatered.Brian: No, and I, Ium.am going to it.Lois: Oh! I needed youto watch Stewie tonight.Brian: Oh, well, cantMeg do that. She doesnt really have anything better to do.Lois: Sorry Brian, I amtaking her out, but I can find some
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Megs First Party Chapter 3
Fades In fromCommercialNew Setting: LivingRoomBrian: Hey StewieStewie: What, yougrotesque dogBrian: Im going towatch you tonightStewie: Damn you. Idont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?Brian: LoisStewie: Someday I willkill that bitch.Brian: But hopefullynot soon.Stewie: Why in bloodyhell not?Brian: I would alwayshave to take care of you.Peter: Hey Brian Imgoing to the party. Sure
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Megs First Party Chapter 4
Fades in fromcommercialMeg: Ok, Everyoneready?Brian: Yea, I think so.Stewie: Alright thenlets get to it, Dixie isnt that far awayBrian: Dixie?Stewie: Well, where thebloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.Meg: Ill go back toDixie, everyone like worships mehahaStewie: Alright then,here we are, the car seat.Meg: Aw, how cute yourgoing to use your car seat all by yourself.Stewie: What th
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Family Guy
Megs First Party Chapter 5
Fades in fromcommercialStewie on stage withmicrophone.Stewie: ok, ok it isready for Stewie and the cowtones.StewieWarm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on myCB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earthCowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, manyou should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the GirthCowtones Three times the Girth Stewi
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Megs First Party Chapter 6
Ok, this is the finalchapter, and I hope you like it. If you dont please tell me whatyou didnt like about it so I can fix it in the future. Enjoy!Someonein the crowd screams HES GOT A GUN a shot is heard.Petergets up from the floorPeter:What the hell was that?Meg:I dont know.Brian:Oh my god, over there someone is on the floor.Kyle:Oh my god he killed KennyGirl2: You Basturd, he was my boyfriend. (
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Family Guy Revenge of Stewie Chapter 1
Family GuyBy Jonathan Rohrbach(Stewie is dreaming)Stewie: DAMN YOU WOMAN!Lois: Ive read your plans to kill me Stewie, so now Im going to have to kill you(Lois pulls out a light saber and goes to battle with Stewie and gets his light saber Knocked out of his hands and gets swung at by Lois)Stewie: AHHH!(He wakes up from a dream, breathing hard)Stewie: Bloody Hell! What was that?(Peter Walks in to t
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Stewies Home Alone Chapter 1
Stewie'sHome AloneWrittenby: FG writer(Thisscript contains material that the reader may be offended by,especially if you are sensitive to foul language, or issues regardingrace, sex, religion, or violence. For those who are offended, pleaserealize two things: 1. My 'Family Guy' scripts only display the factthat I know what the 'Family Guy' audience will laugh at, and NOTwhat my way of thinking/bel
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Family Guy
The G Team Chapter 1
Family GuyThe G TeamOpeningcredits. Cut to the family watching TV.DianeSimmons: And the war between cats and dogs waged throughout lastnight, any last comments Tom before we finish up and run five old1940s movies.TomTucker: News just in, I dont care.DianeSimmons: Typical, we not now go live to Asian reporter TrishaTuckanwa for 60 seconds of filler.Cut toTrisha near the Stop n Shop.TrishaTuckanwa:
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Family Guy
The Revenge of Eliza Chapter 1
The Revenge of ElizaStewy sat on the couch one day, reading a recent letter Eliza, the Brit, had sent him. It read:Dear Stewy, I shall come to visit you very soon, as soon as I break out of this bloody orphanage.
Do await my return, for I have a specific reason. I shall come to do away with your bloody mother.
Do not be sad, dear Stewy, for after she is dead, we will run off into the moo
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Family Guy
The Revenge of Eliza Chapter 2
Peter walked into theliving room smelling really bad.Peter, we are goingout to dinner, why do you smell like fish? Lois asked, slightlyannoyed.They peed on me,Lois! Peter whined.Thats it! Loisshouted. I am sick of hearing you whine and complain! Thats allyou do, when youre not being completely stupid! I am going out fora break, and when I get back, I expect this house to be clean,everyone to smell
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Family Guy
Snowball Effects Chapter 1
FamilyGuySnowballEffectsOpeningcredits. Cut to the exterior of The Drunken Clam, as it snows. Cutinside as Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire and Joe are sitting on stoolsdrinking beers.Peter:This year for Christmas, me and Lois both agreed not to invite bothof our parents.Cleveland:I hope it doesn't blow up in your face like last Christmas.Flashback.Peter is opening a Christmas gift.Peter:What a Merry Ch
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Brian or Stewie Chapter 1
FamilyGuyChapter1: Breaking ApartPeter and Lois had a terrible fight about Brianhitting Stewie in his football shaped head. Peter, Brian hadno right, Stewie shouldnt hurt Brians feeling like that.Stewie decided to interrupt the conversation Dear god, hes afreaking retarded dog and he doesnt belong here, Whats adumb kid like you doing here, you couldnt shut up if you were paid1 million dollars Stew
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Turkey Problems Chapter 1
Family GuyTurkey ProblemsOpening CreditsLois: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on TV.Peter: But where are those good ol fashion valuesAll: On which we used to relyyyyyyyAll: Lucky theres a Family Guy Lucky theres a man who positively can do, all the things that make us-Stewie: Laugh and cry!All: Hes a family guy!Cut to the outside of the Drunken Clam. Peter, Quagmire
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Family Guy
Big Disappointment Chapter 1
Big Disappointment!The Griffinfamily is just so different and when you think the unthinkable wellread.Meg the kidwho doesnt fit in well she decided to take the wrong turn I guessyoud say. She decided to find a friend (a married man and mucholder friend). This man was nice to her and treated her nicely.Surprisingly the guy she was seeing was Cleveland. She thought itwould be nice to finally have so
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Family Guy
Making things right Chapter 1
Making Things RightThe next day Lois,Meg and Stewie went home to clear things up. Now kids just actlike nothing happened let me and your father handle this ok? Loiswas nervous about returning home after the big fight. Brian, ChrisLois is on her way to beg for forgiveness so let me do all thetalking ok, I woulda never expected her to act like a child. 20minutes later Lois walks in with Meg and Stew
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The Real Meg Griffin Chapter 1
Family GuyThe Real Meg Griffin Part 1Opening Credits. Cut to the outside of theGriffin house with Peter coming in.Peter: Guess what! My Uncle John is coming!Stewie: Oh great, another one of the fat men coming to fart up the place!Brian: Stewie, thats not the way to act, you dont know if hes fat or not.Stewie: Yeah, well I know that youre a black and white doggy whos related to Snoopy!Flashback. Wh
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Family Guy
The Real Meg Griffin Chapter 2
Family GuyThe Real Meg Griffin Part 2(Note: the reason why I had a recap was to make it feel more like the show)Announcer: Previously, on Family GuyPeter: Guess what, my Uncle John is coming.Cut to the part where Lois finds out that John is dead.Lois: I think hes dead.Stewie(v.o): Hallelujah!Cut to the funeral.Undertaker rolls his eyes into the back of his head.Undertaker: I am gonna bury you aliv
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Family Guy
Family Guy West vs Griffin Chapter 1
1The Election in QuahogbyMike Kocher.(Peteris on the couch watching the News)Announcer:We now return to Channel 5 news with Tom Tucker and Diane Sawyer.Tom:Our top story, the Quahog killer is still on the prowl. He hasclaimed his ninth victim beloved Drunk Clam bartender Horus.Diane:What a tragedy Tom.Tom:Well Diane a tragedy is defined as a disastrous event, especially oneinvolving distressing lo
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Family Guy
Family Guy West vs Griffin Chapter 2
1Peteris in the drive thru at a Burger placePeter:Yes hi Id like a grease burger with some extra cholestral sauce anda side of heart attack fries?Driver:Hey your not supposed to be in here.Peter:No thank you I dont want a soft drink.Peterpulls up to the window and sees Adam West.AdamWest: Hello Peter.Peter:I believe I have a burger coming to me.Adam:Peter I have a business proposition for you.Pete
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Peter The Fat man in a coat that wont fit Chapter 1
Fat man in little coat Revised version
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy, a Seth MacFarlane does. He's used to be from Fox Network now patiently waiting to return. I also got permission from my friend Chris (Not Chris Griffin!) to write my version of this story.Author's notes-This will be the first Family Guy Story in a novel form, instead of a script. So please enjoy!!
"But
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Family Guy
Peter The Fat man in a coat that wont fit Chapter 2
Fat man in little coat Revised versionDisclaimer: I don't own Family Guy, a Seth MacFarlane does. He's used to be from Fox Network now patiently waiting to return. I also got permission from my friend Chris (Not Chris Griffin!) to write my version of this story.
Author's notes-This will be the first Family Guy Story in a novel form, instead of a script. So please enjoy!! But the charact
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Family Guy
Peter The Fat man in a coat that wont fit Chapter 3
Fat man in little coat Revised versionDisclaimer: I dont own Family Guy, a Seth MacFarlane does. Hes used to be from Fox Network now patiently waiting to return. I also got permission from my friend Chris (Not Chris Griffin!) to write my version of this story.Authors notes-Finally! Chapter three is here everybody, and I cant wait for new episodes on May 1st! Sorry for the long update but heres the
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Family Guy
The Chronicles of Quagmire Part 2 Chapter 1
TheChronicles of QuagmirePart2 ( The Secret)FamilyGuy theme songOurstory left Quagmire at his house with the genie. After the genieexplained Quagmires past and destiny, Quagmire set out on a daringmission to a dangerous location.Quagmire:Yeah, Ill have 2 number fives, a number one special,and... lets see what else did Peter want?... ohyeah, and 6,000 chicken fajitas.Voicebox?Que?Quagmire:Dammit, I
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Family Guy
The Chronicles of Quagmire Chapter 1
TheChronicles of Quagmire(oh!)FamilyGuy theme song.AtQuagmires house.Quagmireis sitting on his couch watching porn.Gigitygigity gigity gigity goo. Said QuagmireDoorbellrings.Quagmirewalks over to answer.Peteris at the door.HeyQuagmire, you son of a bitch, said Peter.Studioaudience laughs.Dammit,I thought the cops arrested those bastards in our second season.Well,I dont know Peter, but Ive been arr
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Family Guy
Family changes Chapter 1
Authorsnotes: this first chapter is the part after the theme song, beforethe actual story starts. You know what Im talking about. IhopeThemesongMidnight,Spooners street, Griffins householdStuey:walks into from the stairs walks into the living room. What thehell are you doing here? I demand you to get out of here.Brian:changes channel quickly Im just watching the new hasparanoid look on his face th
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Family Guy
Family changes Chapter 2
Commercial:Imcoco for cocoa puffsTwixall in the mixBaba.. ba.. Im loving it.Griffinshousehold, Living room.Peterand Lois are sitting on the couch, they are both watching the news.Diane:Our top story for today is the female wrestler champion, PoisonFist, has accused her opponent, Skull Crusher of sexually harassingher during a public match.Ron:Many people suspect that Poison Fist is just trying to
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Bad Luck Will Get You No Where Chapter 1
CHAPTER ONEGRIFFIN HOUSEEveryone watching TVTV: Well get back tothat stupid bitc.. I mean Tyra Banks, after these commercials.Peter walks inPeter: Hello, myfamily. And Meg.Lois(jumping from thecouch): Peter! There is some good news. I wrote a book called Underthe Monkey Stone, and its being published!Peter: Thats great! And thats why Im glad to have better news than you! I gotpromoted!Brian: Wow,
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Family Guy
Louiss Unfortunate Accident Chapter 1
Louiss UnfortunateAccidentBasedon the comedy series Family GuyDunahdunahdunah dun ah dunah dunah dunahdunah! Stewie hummed to himself as heplotted the downfall of the bane of his existence: His mother. He hadrecently decided that his usual tools of destruction were toostereotyped and that he needed original tools. These new toolsincluded a cake wrapper, a magazine (Total Girl, Stewie loved to read
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 1
BRIAN A FATHER?A small white dog walked down the pavement he coughed and slowly sat down unlike other dogs he cold walk and talk though he was only a few months old he turned his head and looked at the people passing by he sniffed and got up.Suddenly a red head girl no older than 5 ran up to himommy mommy I wan the dog screamed the girl as she chased the pup but the pup managed to escape the stick
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 2
Chapter 2Peter carried max into the sitting room and placed him on the couchHow do u think Brian will take it asked Loiswhat do you mean? asked peterpeter this is Brians son his own flesh and blood how do you think he will take the factHe has a son asked Lois.go on replied peterthats it replied Lois with a frustrated lookLois why do we have a dog in our house? said petersighI give up replied Lois
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 3
Chapter 3The dog growled Brian and max were out of sightthat dog escaped me once I wont let that happen again snarled the vicious dog he had aBig build and had brown fur and long sharp teethI will kill him as I did to his mother growled the dog as he leaped down the roadIN THE GRIFFENS HOUSEPeter walked over to his mail box and looked through the mailBill, Bill Bill whats this LLIB!oh wait dam bil
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 4
Chapter 3The dog growled Brian and max were out of sightthat dog escaped me once I wont let that happen again snarled the vicious dog he had aBig build and had brown fur and long sharp teethI will kill him as I did to his mother growled the dog as he leaped down the roadIN THE GRIFFENS HOUSEPeter walked over to his mail box and looked through the mailBill, Bill Bill whats this LLIB!oh wait dam bil
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 5
Chapter 5LATER"well the public loved u and they request an encore b ut maybe give them a little more different" replied the festival manager"what again!" shote MaxPeter: Hey guys its us again giving u what u want
All of us here at Family Guy would like to wish you a Merry Christmas
Lois: Max, would you start us off?: Hey guys its us again giving u what u wantAll of us here at Family Guy
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 6
CHAPTER 5(IM BACK TO WRITE ANOTHER CHAP THE HORROR OF IT ALL!)IN THEIR DRESS ROOMI cant believe u made me do that snapped Maxhey you were the one who said you wanted to do it replied peterNO IT WASNT IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA snapped MaxOH YEAH AND I WOULDNT REMBER! shouted PeterWELL BEING THE DUMBASS YOU ARE YES screamed MaxFinally someone actually said that! sighed Stewie happilyWell why did you come
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Brian a daddy Chapter 7
CHAPTER 7The vicious dog pounced on Max surprising the pup and a massive claw came down on Maxs chest causing the pup to howl in pain as loud as possibleELSEWHEREthat sounded like max gasped Brian as he ran through the corridors knocking over a few people in his way until he came to the source of the howl and what he saw would haunt him for years to come.There was his son half dead his fur soaked
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Brian a daddy Chapter 8
Chapter 8Max had been taken home but did not like staying in one place so he asked permission to be let outside the doctor was reluctant at first but said it would be okay as long as someone went with him, Brian instantly accepted the responsibilitywell more like he said he was going to do it and anyone who opposed him would be in hospital for a week.dad I can go to the toilet by myself sighed Max
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 9
Chapter 9It had been exactly two weeks since Max had been attacked and everyone had relaxed a bit by the whole event..well everyone except Brian that is he was more..protective over Max than ever before and Max was getting tired of itMax where do you think your going asked Brian who was wearing camouflaged clothesIts a magical place called the kitchen replied Max sarcasticallyand without protectio
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 10
CHAPTER 10Brian was pacing up and down the living room it had been 5 hours since Max had gone and Brian was shaking like a leafwhat if he fell or is stuck somewhere sobbed Briancalm down Brian lets just take a deep breath soothed Loisyeah hes probably already dead so you dont need to worry replied Peterpeter! snapped Lois who had once snaked peterthis just in a small pup has been taken to a pentho
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Family Guy
Brian a daddy Chapter 11
Imsorry I havent updated I was very ill and was in hospital.But Im better now.Brianwalks to the stand and puts on a pair of glasses.Brian:your honour I would like to bring forth my first witness LoisGriffin.Loisslowly walks up to the box and sits down.Brian:Lois how would you describe Max Griffin.Lois: hesa good boy hes just a little confused and he needs some time to ajust to our way of life.Bria
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Brian a daddy Chapter 12
Okay firstoff.GUYS CALM DOWN! I dont understand you said Imbeing lazy. Im not first off my Mum broke her wrist so I had lookafter her. Secondly my grand mother was close to death and we neededto visit her. Thirdly my internet crash. Also NO it is not finishedthe story but I just have a writers block and Im trying to thinkof something so can you all justCHILL AND STOP CALLING ME STUFFLIKE MOTHER-FE
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Stewiepidity Chapter 1
Stewie-pidityChapter One: AccidentProneIt was a beautifulsunny day outside in Quahog, and Stewie decided to go out on histricycle, and ride around the block. Stewie then hops onto thetricycle, and starts peddling.Stewie: What amarvelous day.He then looked back athis house, and saw Peter and Lois playing cat woman.Stewie: Imbeciles. Theyshall feel my wrath when the day of reckoning is upon us all.E
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Family Guy
Stewiepidity Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Newly Designed StewieLois, Peter, and Chris are sitting on the couch watching television, and it shows what theyre watching. Theyre watching the Crocodile Hunter.Steve (Crocodile Hunter): Crikey! Thats one big hippopotamus! I think Im going to try and climb into his mouth. Here I go. (He then climbs into the hippos mouth) Crikey! His breath is like a perfume made by Britney Spears! It s
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