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Stewiepidity Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Game ofSmartsA week has past, andStewie seemed to become dumber as the days went on. Is dumber a realword? I dont know, Im not a doctor but I play one on TV!Anyway, back to the story. Chris, Peter, and Stewie are sitting onthe couch watching Garfield the cat. The screen then shows us what ishappening on the television.(Garfield is lying downon the floor while the sun is beaming down on
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Stewiepidity Chapter 4
Chapter 4: PossiblySaneMeg just heard aboutthe doctor who can make Stewie back to his old self, and went intothe kitchen to tell Lois and Brian about the cure she saw.Meg: Mom, Brian, I justsaw a commercial ad on television.Peters head pops aroundthe corner of the wall.Peter: Did somebody saytelevision?Meg: Yea, I did. The adsaid that if you have a baby between the age of one month and twoyears ol
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Stewiepidity Chapter 5
Chapter 5: What thedoctor ordered!Stewie was in a playpin playing with a yoyo. Every time the yoyo went down and back up,hed laugh. Lois came in and picked Stewie up.Lois: (screams) Come onPeter. We dont want to be late for the appointment!Peter: Im comingLois Im coming. So, what did the doctor say? No more monkeys onthe bed?Lois: What? No! He saidStewie is going to have his h-e-a-d cut open!Stewi
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Stewiepidity Chapter 6
Chapter 6: StewiesGainLois, Brian, and Peterare circling the kitchen wondering what they can do about Stewie andhis absence of intelligence.Peter: I dont knowwhat were going to do with Stewie. He cant live his life anidiot.Brian: Youre one totalk!Peter: What?Brian: Nothing. Lois,do you have any ideas?Lois: I do have a smalllittle plan. Follow me to the car, Ill explain on the way.(Scene cuts to Lo
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Griffin in a Box Chapter 1
Family GuyGriffin in the BoxOpening credits. Cutto Tom and Diane in the newsroom.Tom: And today, GeorgeW. Bush had a fight with John Kerry in the supermarket, idiot toidiot. Bush said that the pepped-up liberal was a phony-ass hippiewhen Kerry rebutted saying Your mamma so fat, itll take TWOwhitehouses to fit her in.Diane: Very ugly stuffthere Tom, we now go to the superhero weatherman.Cut to a ma
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 7
(Later in hospital)(Lois looks out doorand sees Michael Jackson chasing R. Kelly.(Meg walks into room)Meg: Hi Momyou wontbelieve what I didI slept with Michael Jackson.Lois: I thought heliked boys.Meg: Thats what Isaid.Lois: Have you seenStewie and Brian? They were supposed to come back to see me.Meg: No, last time Isaw Stewie he was with Michael.Lois: Oh God, whatdhe do to my baby.Meg: I think th
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 8
Lois: There Stewie yoursafe and sound.(Lois leaves the room)(Stewie shaking,sucking his thumb, and his eyes are wide open)Stewie: It was sosmall(Downstairs)Lois: Well Im gladeverything is back to normalwhere I can be home, and keep everyoneunder control.(Chris walks in)Chris: Mom your home.Mom: You bet, and Imgoing to go make us all a good dinner.Meg: Thank Godyoushouldve seen what dad tried to ma
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 1
An ordinary day in theGriffin housePeter: Not anotherre-run of The Brady Bunch, Ive seen this one so many times.Brian: Oh God turn thechannel turn the channel.Stewie: God I hateincest. Another reason to hate the Brady Bunch.Lois: Why do they haveto make all the good shows bad nowadays?Meg: Im going upstairs I have to get ready for my date.Everyone LaughsStewie: Oh my God, youare never going to get
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 2
Lois in the Hospital:Chapter 2(A normal day in theGriffin house.well not that normal since Lois is gone and Chris isthe wife and all, but still a normal day in the Griffin house if Loiswas gone and Chris was the wifeso then it would benormal.so.enjoy the normal day.)Peter: Lois, I want abeerChris: Ok, honey andIll have one with youPeter: ChrisI meanLois your to young to have beerChris: and this Ch
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 3
Previously on FamilyGuyPeter: Everyone runthey have guns.(Lois is Shot)Peter: NOOOOOOO!Stewie: YESSSSS!Brian: We have to stopthem before its to late.Chris: Letssacrifice Meg.No one cares about herMeg: Shut up you fatpiece of crap..Peter: HahaMegcalled you a fat piece of crap..Chris: Its notfair.Stewie: The time bombis going o(Bomb Explodes)(All thats left isStewie and Brian fused togetherStewie: D
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 4
(Later in the hospital)Stewie: Room 642Brian: Well we arehereStewie: Ill be rightthere guysI need to ughgo to the bathroomyes thats it...Ihave to go to the bathroomBrian: No onesfalling for that StewieStewie: What do youmeancan I not go to the bathroomBrian: You wear adiaperStewie: Seems you arerightwell Im going to go freshen up then(Stewie walks away andgoes down 24 rooms)Stewie: Here weareroom
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 5
INTERMISSION Brian: Ok, this iscalled intermissionwhere me and Stewie will just talk to you.Stewie: Yea manBrian: So who do youthink is at the door?Stewie: I knowI knowBrian: Quiet donttell them who it isthey have to wait and seeStewie: I guess yourright BBrian: WhaWhat didyou just call medid you just call me BStewie: Yea, BBrian: Dontdontcall me thatStewie: Gosh, your antsat a picnicBrian: Diddid
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Lois In the Hospital Chapter 6
(Brian opens the door)Brian: OH MY GOD its.(Before Brian could say anything he is taken inside and tape is put around his mouth.)Stewie: Hey Michael who was at the doorMichael Jackson: Some white dogStewie: Oh my godits Brianyou know the bastard dog I was talking aboutMichael Jackson: Oh its himthe one that doesnt like my musicStewie: Yes, unfortunately, but on the bright side, I love itMichael Ja
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Quahogs Most Wanted Chapter 1
QuahogsMost WantedByAlex JohnsonScene 1(Outside the Griffinhouse. Cut to inside with everyone sitting on the couch watching TV)Voice on TV: Welcomeback to Monkey Weight Lifting. Now our defending champ is about toattempt an incredible lift of 500 bananas. We need absolute silence.(On TV. A monkey in atank top struggles while lifting two barrels full of bananas. Hefinally lifts them.)Voice on TV: O
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Brians video game addiction Chapter 1
A/n: I copyright this story, but I do not own Family guy.Brians video game addictionChapter 1(The family is sitting down watching t.v. A War commercial is shown. Its as if they recorded D-day and made it a t.v show)
Commercial announcer: NIKE!(Theme song)(Brian and Stewie are watching Date my mom.Guy: Tell me about your daughter.Mom: To tell you the truth, she was born a man.Guy: I dont mind.
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Brians video game addiction Chapter 2
Chapter 2(Its been 4 days since the bet started)Meg: Brian hows the bet.Brian: Its going good.Meg: Do you even care youre killing brain cells.Brian: You know you should play World of Warcraft and tell everyone youre Carmen Electra so you could get a Boyfriend. Huh you likey that HUH.(Meg runs off crying, Stewie walks in.)Stewie: Oh total facial girl, total facial. What did you do? You reminded her
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Brians video game addiction Chapter 3
Chapter 3 (The week is up. Stewie goes to Brian with the cabbage patch kid. Brians still playing video games.)Stewie: Brian your week is up.Brian: Yeah. (With his eyes glued to the t.v.)Stewie: I have your cabbage patch kid.Brian: Yeah.Stewie: You won even though it pains me to say it.Brian: YeahStewie: Do you know what I had to do to get the freakin doll. I had to sit through a halftime show.(Fla
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Brians video game addiction Chapter 4
Chapter 4 (Everyone except Brian is in the kitchen.)Peter: Lois what do we do about Brian? Oh kids dont mess with him. Hes more dangerous than Vice president Dick CheneyWith a rifle.(Flashback: The Vice president and others are hunting)Cheney: Look duck! (He Points up and shoots straight forward).Guy: Oww. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!Cheney: Oh my god! Sorry Harry Whittington Texas attorney.Whittington: WH
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Brians video game addiction Chapter 5
Chapter 5(The family waits outside Chriss room where Brian is playing his video games. The family is nervous.)Lois: Are you sure this will work?Chris: No lets go over the plan. Stewie will create a diversion while ill switch the games.(Stewie walks in the room.)Stewie: You know the cabbage patch kid I gave you. I lost it.Brian: You son of a (Brian takes out a chainsaw and chases him out the room.)
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Freakin Friday Chapter 1
FamilyGuyFreakinFridayByAlex JohnsonScene 1(Outside Griffin house.Cut to inside. Peter and Brian are on the couch watching TV.)Darth Vader on TV: LukeI am your father.(The TV rewinds andreplays the same scene.)Brian: For the lasttime Peter Darth Vader does not turn into a chicken!Peter: But Brian wehavent watched in slow motion yet.(Peter rewinds themovie and plays it in slow motion a message flas
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Megs Hot Chapter 1
Meg ran to her room,crying, yet again, after another hard day at school. She could hearStewie muttering to himself outside her room.Aha! Stewiecried. The ugly one is upset again! Should I risk being scarredfor life and see if I can comfort her? Stewie toyed with the ideafor a minute, and then decided to risk it.Hey there, Megan.Whats going on? Stewie asked.Come here, Stewie,Meg replied. Stewie jum
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Megs Hot Chapter 2
Mum, can I get atattoo? Chris asked. Chris! Not until youre 18! Loisreplied, setting dinner on the table.Aw, come on Lois!Its just a tattoo! Peter said. Wow! Youve got greatparenting skills, Peter. Brian said, rolling his eyes.Stewie! Meg!Dinner! Lois called, serving everyone roast lamb. Stewie walkedinto the room, followed by a tall, skinny girl with long blonde hair.She was wearing a miniskirt a
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Quagmire Rapes No More Chapter 1
The DealAlright!Quagmire said slyly as he got a pretty blond to come over him from astripping pole. She looked to be probably in her twenties. Jackpot!The sexual predator grabbed his target and drove her to his home.Nice place. She simply said as she stepped out and lookedaround cautiously. Her long blond hair flowed through the air as shewalked quickly through the door.Seductively shestarted taki
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Pablo Griffin Chapter 1
A/n: I copyright this story, but I do not own Family guy.Pablo Griffin(The family is watching Jerry Springer.)Jerry: So watch youre saying is you cheated on your wife with youreboat.Guy: Yeah, she feeds me, takes care of me and does whatever I say?Girl: He never took care of me. He said I looked like a man.Jerry: Youre not a man?(Theme songs)(Everyone is in the kitchen when peter runs in.)Peter: H
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The Chronicles of Quagmire Part 3 Chapter 1
TheChronicles of QuagmirePart3Whenwe left Quagmire a genie told him that he must kill Peter Griffin. Also we left off in a dramatic ending that included suspenseful musicwritten by Bethoven.Dundun dun.Quagmire:Look genie, I dont know if I can do this. I mean Peter is my bestfriend.Genie:Name one thing that hes ever done for you. It has to be a goodthing.FLASHBACK:Everyoneis at Quagmires 13th birth
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Family Guy experiment Chapter 1
Quahog, Rhode Island, Fall of 1965, the people wandered the streetsas if it were a normal day. The streets were empty, and the townsfolk were peaceful. It was a comforting time. The movie theatre wasplaying The Adventure of Loxley. A small cat was lounging aboutin front of Als Barber Shop. Smiths Hardware was having a fiftypercent off sale. And in the farthest edge of town, an experiment isabout t
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Super Sweet Heroes Clash Chapter 1
Super sweet heroes clash!Peter, and Brian, andQuagmire are at a costume convention. peter is dressed as the Hulk,and Brian is snoopy, and Quagmire is Hue Heffner.Peter: Aww sweet I lovethese conventions you can act however you want and no one cares.Peter goes over to a startrek booth and starts wrecking it.Peter: HULK SMASH!Quagmire: I know what youmean peter.Quagmire walks over to abunch of women
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Super Sweet Heroes Clash Chapter 2
Super Sweet Heroes Clash Part 2backat peters houseBrian:Lois! Lois! where are you? It's important.stewie:no use dog lois went to bonnie's baby shower and won't be back till7.Brian:Wait your here alone, and bonnies finally haveing the baby?stewie:well lois did hire a siter but shes has her own problems right now.you see the babysiter tied up with guns pointed to her head.stewie:As for bonnie ,get r
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Super Sweet Heroes Clash Chapter 3
Super Sweet Heroes Clash Part 3Brianand Adam are driving in the Batmobile when they find Peter a gasstationPeter:Your gas prices outrageous!AdamWest:stop right there villianpeterturns aroundBrian:Petercut it out and come homePeter:Who Peter? I Hulk!Brian:Geez.This is worse than the time peter tried to read.peteris reading pooh bearPeter:Po... po... Damn it!peterburns book which burns the whole hou
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Stewie Has Amnesia Chapter 1
Lois was brushing her hair when smart baby (Stewie) came in. He ran up to Lois with a shotgun, and pointed it to her head. Good bye Mother, with you dead I can finally take over the world. Stewie was about to kill Lois well all of a sudden Fat Man came in (Peter). Peter came in ignored Stewie was Lois, and went to get a cookie, in left under his bed. He picked up his mattress and threw it into Ste
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Stewie Has Amnesia Chapter 2
OHMY GOD. Peter you killed him Lois yelled. But before Lois couldsay another word, Stewie got up. Stewie are you ok Peter asked,but there was no answer. Then Stewie said Gooooo gooooo mamaand the room was silenced. Lois grabbed Peter by the arm and draggedhim out of the room, leaving Stewie all alone. You gave himamnesia, Peter what are we going to do Lois said. No problemPeter said. This is just
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Why do you look so sad Chapter 1
Whydo you look so sad?By: SpiritofdawolfDisclaimer:I don't own family Guy or the song "Harden my heart" byQuarterflashSummary:Everyone knows when someones heart is broken the pain stays for awhile. What happened with Stewie after he walked away from Janet? Didhe bottle up his emotions or did he let them out and maybe even go toBrian for comfort? Is he still hurting from it but is just notletting i
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Runaway Chapter 1
I do not own G.I. Joe Sigma 6 or thecharacters. Actually, I've only watched the show once honestly... Itpretty much only interests me because it's drawn anime style, and hasninjas. I own Fen (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or somethingstarts when you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolvingaround Final Fantasy. Be nice.WRITTENIN THE SIGMA 6 TIME. I've never really watched the original
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Family Guy
Runaway Chapter 2
I do not own G.I. Joe Sigma 6 or thecharacters. Actually, I've only watched the show once honestly... Itpretty much only interests me because it's rawn anime style, and hasninjas.I own Fen (Please don't steal) A newparagraph or something starts when you see these thingies CCC.Second fic not revolving around Final Fantasy. Be nice.Oh, and Recca has no real meaning bythe way, it's just part of an in
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Runaway Chapter 3
I do not own G.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched the show once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it's drawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something starts when you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving around Final Fantasy. Be nice.Oh, and Recca has no real meaning by the way, it's just part o
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Runaway Chapter 4
I do not ownG.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched theshow once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it'sdrawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen(Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something starts when you seethese thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving around Final Fantasy.Be nice.Oh, and Reccahas no real meaning by the way, it's just part of an in
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Runaway Chapter 5
I do not own G.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched the show once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it's drawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something starts when you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving around Final Fantasy. Be nice.Oh, and Recca has no real meaning by the way, it's just part o
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Runaway Chapter 6
I do not own G.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched the show once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it's drawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something starts when you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving around Final Fantasy. Be nice.And thanks to all who supported this fic! I might actually fin
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Runaway Chapter 7
I do not ownG.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched theshow once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it'sdrawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen, Helenand Jorden (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something startswhen you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving aroundFinal Fantasy. Be nice.And thanks toall who supported this fic! I might a
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Runaway Chapter 8
I do not ownG.I. Joe Sigma 6 or the characters. Actually, I've only watched theshow once honestly... It pretty much only interests me because it'sdrawn anime style, and has ninjas.I own Fen, Helenand Jorden (Please don't steal) A new paragraph or something startswhen you see these thingies CCC. Second fic not revolving aroundFinal Fantasy. Be nice.And thanks toall who supported this fic! I might a
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Runaway Chapter 9
Chapter9: Starting OverA/N: Thischapter also roots from the ideas that GSD gave me in the review. Thanks again!Meg hadbeen walking endlessly for a very long time. She was exhausted, andher clothes smelled, as she could not find a decent place to changeher clothes. By now, she was resting underneath a freeway bridgeoutside the city limits of Quahog. She sighed, My life is sodepressing. But then aga
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Runaway Chapter 10
Chapter10: ShockLaterthat night, Meg continued sobbing in the basement. She had not doneanything to deserve the harsh treatment she received that day. Luckily, one of the administrators heard her and let her out of thelocker. They did not realize that she was an illegal student, so Megwas lucky also in that aspect. She still wanted to return to schoolthe next day in the hopes that the next day wou
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