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Stewies Wild Adventure Chapter 1
Don't know how good thisstory will be, I'm a little rusty. The last story I wrote was in thebeginning of 2006 so it's been a while. Hope you like it. Thischapter is a little dull, but I promise I'll make it much better as Igo on. I'll try and get chapter 2 done and submitted within the nextfew days. Please Review!Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Family Guy characters in the story.An ordinary da
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Stewies Wild Adventure Chapter 2
Chapter 2(Later on, at Starbucks)Brian: I'd like a quad grande non fat no foam latte please.Barista: And you mam?Meg: I'll have a double chocolate chip frappuccino.Barista: Ok, that will be eleven dollars and eighty seven cents.(Meg hands barista a twenty dollar bill)Barista: Here's your change, you can pick your drinks up over there.Brian: May I have the password to your Wi-Fi connection, I'd lik
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PETER Chapter 1
Chapter One: Raven's looked out of her house "Chels, you know thats not true at all. Greg isn't going to brake up with you." Raven was telling her BEST friend about the rumor that they had over heard in the lunch room. Chelsea was looking up and down the street to see if it was alright to cross and walk home from school. "Rae, I'm just going to end it with him." "No Chels. Don't belive rumors. If
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Family Guy in Symbiote Sweetness Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy which is the property of Fox and I do not own the idea of symbiotes which goes towards Venom owned by Marvel Comics.I originally said I would not make any new stories until I finished my current ones but this is only to be one chapter and I wanted to escape the seriousness of the stories I make and create something funny. At least I hope everyone thinks its funn
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Nanny 911 Chapter 1
Nanny 911Stewie woked up in his bed "Lois get up her you lazy skank" Lois heard him and she was geting ready to get him " hi sweetie how was your nap" Lois asked."oh god you dont know the half of it i was dreaming of Micheal Jackson it was scary" Lois took Stewie down to lunch and put him on his high chair "What do you want for lunch sweetie". Stewie was thinking for a minute and he reasponded " i
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Nanny 911 Chapter 2
You suck NannyStewie slaped the nanny's hand the nanny shaked Stewie's hand again he slaped it twice and Stewie slaped the nanny in the face. the nanny turned to Lois and greeted her instead."my name is Deborah Carroll nice to meet you" Lois looked pleased Lois still greeted Deborah's hand "hi my name is Lois this is Stewie" Lois said.Stewie didn't look like he was happy hi didn't like her at all
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Nanny 911 Chapter 3
For your own goodStewie was sitting on his time out chair he only sat thier for 2 minutes and he coudn't handle the pressure of having a nanny.Deborah had a timer and it's sitting on the table. now Stewie needs to sneak out destroy the timer and get this shit done.Before he even planned to do it the the time was up "hello Stewie ready to come out" Deborah saidStewie nodded yes and was ready to com
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Nanny 911 Chapter 4
Author Notes: sorry i't took long to update i had a long week and i'm graduting in 3 days so i have rehersal so i think it will take a while. I Don't Like You Deborah was in shocked she coudn't believe was she was hearing she looked at Stewie" Lois put Stewie in his room and i need to speak with you in private". Lois grabbed Stewie and put Stewie up his room Stewie noticed Lois Carrying him." Lois
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Nanny 911 Chapter 5
AuthorsNotes: this is the final chapter sorry everybody its done i won't bewriting for a while so thanks for reviewingitends hear nannyStewiewoke up the toys were gone he looked everywhere even rupert was gonehe slowly made a knot to his blanket and climbed down off his bed "thats it the bicth is leaving" Stewie said to him self it wasonly 4 more minutes left t'll Lois comes and get him.Stewiewen'
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Family Guy Meets FullMetal Alchemist Chapter 1
My FanficFamily Guy Meets Fullmetal Alchemist (Scripted)(Stewie is going to the store to buy some batteries for his weapons, Bryan is with him)Stewie: Jeez I cant believe I have to walk all this way just to go to the store. Why cant they just destroy our neighbors house and put one there!Bryan: Dunno and dont care.Stewie: Well fine then, Ill find a construction worker and ask him to do the job.Bry
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Peter in HollywoodIf they want to leave that is Chapter 1
IMPORTANT NOTES: Flashbacks are underlined and in bold print. And I edited this a little.The family is sitting down watching tv.T.V.: Now back to SpidermanWoman: Spiderman, you just accidentally tied me up with your webs!Spiderman: Laughs Who said it was an accident?Woman: ScreamsShows a spinning newspaper with a headline saying Spiderman rapes a womanPeter: These shows suck. Why cant we get cable
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Peter in HollywoodIf they want to leave that is Chapter 2
NOTE: Flashbacks arein bold print.Lois: Peter can I talkto you for a moment?Peter: About what?Lois: Im not so sureabout this T.V. Show idea.Peter: Come on! All myfriends got to be on television! Like when Quagmire appeared onDateline.Quagmire walks intoa house. And Chris Hanson walks in.C.H.: Sir, were youhere to have sex with an 16 year old girlQuagmire: UhScreen freezesA voice: Need amoment? Qua
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Peter in HollywoodIf they want to leave that is Chapter 3
Peter: Alright everyonewere about to have our first episodeLois: Hold on Peter!Peter sighs What nowLois?I dont want to beembarrassed in front of people watching a show with you being anidiot. Especially after you tried filming yourself jumping overhouses with a crane!Peter is has acamera in the hand and turns the camera to his face.Peter: Okay here wego everyone. Im gonna jump over Cool-aid mans h
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As Told By Stewie Chapter 1
As Told ByStewieBy DarkHerinFatman, lookyhere, I said, holding a rather sharp object in my left hand.Fatman appeared to be a bit confused, but I managed to snap somesense into him.That reminds me ofmy first pocket knife, Fatman began to babble on about hissupposedly wonderful childhood when I gave him the look and slippedon a mask spraying a substance in his face. He began to stutter infear and th
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Twisted Time Travel Chapter 1
Disclaimer- I do not own family guyClaimer- or do I?Disclaimer- I guess I never thought of it that way, heyClaimer- hahahaDisclaimer- (snaps claimers neck) I do not own family guyOneday Peter and Brian where going to the park and something very shiny,caught peters eye.Hewent to see what it was and it was a huge circular metal contractionwith some sort of control box next to it. So they played with
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 1
Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once AgainBy: Master Jin SonataOriginal Concept: Master Jin Sonata & Time Master (T.M.)Genre: Humor/MysteryWritten: May 2007Authors notesMy first Family Guy fic. Go easy on me!DisclaimerI do not own Family Guy or its crazy cast of characters.Mayor Wests OfficeIt was a typical evening in Quahog. The Griffons were doing their usual stupid and crazy antics somewhere
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 2
Streets Of QuahogAfter the literal fallout at his office, Peter Griffin and Brian, who happened to be driving by the building at that moment, pick up Mayor West. He sat in the front seat next to Peter with a cast on his legs and a back-brace, while Brian sat in the back seat.Oh wow this is so great! Im actually sitting next to Batman himself! Peter said excitedly as he drove toward the Police Stat
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 3
Quahog Police HeadquartersMayor West, Peter, and Brian arrive at the front of Quahogs Police Headquarters. Once inside, Officer Joe Swanson approaches the three with a somewhat stressful expression on his face.Hey Joe, hows it going? Gee, you look like you just had to send out a bunch of your guys to investigate a big tanker accident at the city intersection in which we had no part in doing whatso
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 4
Rooftop Of Quahogs Police HeadquartersJoe, Mayor West, Peter, and Brian were heading up toward the roof of the Police Headquarters. Peter is now sporting a yellow and red Robin-esque superheroes outfit, complete with mask and cape.Youre lucky, my faithful new sidekick. My old chum had a spare outfit he never got to wear, Mayor West said to Peter.Oh wow, and it fits perfectly too. Geez, the old Rob
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 5
On The RoadPeter, Brian, and Mayor West were back on the road again. They were on their way to the Bat Cave, located in an undisclosed location.This is so exciting, Brian. And Lois never believed that someday I would become a superhero. Heh, shows what she knows, Peter said as he drove down the street.I must admit Peter, I was skeptical that youd get another chance to be a hero, but look at you no
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 6
Adam Wests MansionPeter and Mayor West arrive at his prestigious mansion in the farthest reaches of Quahog. They get out of the car and enter through the front door.Oh wow, this is a pretty swanky place you have here, Batman, Peter said as he observed everything within the mansion.Yesit took a lot of tax-payer money over the years to build this beauty, Mayor West commented, while Peter paid no att
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 7
Outside Adam Wests MansionMayor West and Peter were outside the mansion on the top of a hill, looking out for any signs of the notorious thief wandering the vicinity.Keep your eyes peeled, my trusty side-kick. No telling when that no good burglar will strike, Mayor West said as he scoped the area through his Bat-Binoculars.Not a problem, Batman, Peter said, wandering off to the other side of the h
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 8
Treasure Vault Area Of Mayor Wests MansionAfter several hours of waiting, the door to the vault finally opened, and Peter and Mayor West were free.Oh thank goodness were out of that place, Peter said as he stumbled out of the vault gasping for air.Yes. Another minute of smelling your poop and I would have passed out, Mayor West said, coughing as he crawled out of the vaultSo what do we do now? Pet
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 9
Downtown QuahogOnce Mayor West and Peter arrived in town on their skateboards, they began scoping the area for clues on the whereabouts of the criminal.Excuse me sir, were looking for a suspicious man whose been robbing the people of Quahog the last few days. Know anything about him? Peter asked a man, who was in the middle of hijacking a car from an old woman.Uhnope, sorry, dont know anything abo
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 10
Docks of QuahogThere it isthats where our criminal is currently hiding Mayor West said.He and Peter were at the docks scoping the area for the whereabouts of their target from behind a stack of barrels.What, you mean that old abandoned Wherehouse? How do you know if thats the right place? Peter questioned Mayor West.I used my Bat-Instincts to pinpoint our runaway criminal. Now, let us stealthily m
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 11
Inside A Dark RoomPeter and Mayor West woke up shortly after getting their asses beat by a bunch of sailors. They were in a pitch-black room, both bounded by ropes.Hey, Batmanyou awake? Peter asked.Yes, Im awake, trusty side-kick, Mayor West responded.Umwhat the hell just happened? Peter asked.We were beaten by a bunch of seamen, Mayor West replied.Hehehseamen Peter chuckled.I must be getting too
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Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again Chapter 12
Main Warehouse KeepInside the warehouses main keep, the criminal and his gang of sailors were busy plotting their next ploy.So where should we hit next? one of the sailors asked.Lets return to Batmans mansion and raid the rest of his house. He and his stupid side-kick are no threat to us whatsoever, the criminal said with a grin.Thats what you think! said a voice from behind the gang.Everyone turn
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Mayor west moves in with the griffons Chapter 1
I don't own Family guy or any of the charachter's in Family guy.By the way im only eleven and this is my first fan fic so go easy on the reveiw's.Note: I am not racist or sexist or anything else like that.Family guy theme songBrian, Stewie and Peter are sitting on the sofa in the living room watching tv.''Channel 5 action news. The mayor of Qauhog has been fired for seducing local black woman Lore
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Megs BoyfriendGreat story Chapter 1
It was a typical day at Quahog; Meg was feeling miserable as usual. The griffin family were in the car, and Chris was picking his nose and putting his snot in Megs hair, and Meg freaked out and threw a huge punch at Chris, which made his mouth bleed. Suddenly Lois squeezed the breaks, "Out!" She said, "But, but he put snot in my hair!" Lois didn't answer, not knowing what to say. Oh, give her a br
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xiaolin showdown Chapter 1
Xiaolin showdownI was walking through the temple. Master fung had told me to get the other monks. You see we may have looked like other kids but theres one thing that separated us from the crowd. We had elemental powers. I knocked on my sister Cassies door. She was able to control and create lightning. Cass master fung wants to meet us at the vault I said. Ill be right there she said as if she was
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Road to Japan Chapter 2
FamilyGuyRoad to JapanStarring Brian and StewieGriffinThe sun shone brilliantly, embracingthe earth with its soothing warmth as the starks and sparrows glidedgentley across the ocean blue sky. The children were playing freelyin the open streets, free of danger and harm; tossing frizzbees,"hoola hooping", anything a child's innocent mindcould prosper from. Just a typical early morn on Spooner Stree
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futurama shock Chapter 1
Futurama shockStewie was working but I couldnt tell what. Why I had to watch Stewie all the time Ill never know. I was happy to watch him for Lois but he always talked about killing her. finally my time machine is rebuilt. Now I can stop her from being born Stewie said. Stewie if you kill you own mother before you will cease to exist I said. Curses. Well Ill figure out something to do with it Stew
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futurama shock Chapter 2
Futurama shockStewie was working but I couldnt tell what. Why I had to watch Stewie all the time Ill never know. I was happy to watch him for Lois but he always talked about killing her. finally my time machine is rebuilt. Now I can stop her from being born Stewie said. Stewie if you kill you own mother before you will cease to exist I said. Curses. Well Ill figure out something to do with it Stew
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Nature Calls Chapter 1
Cyberwolf10presents Family Guy inNATURECALLSTheGriffins are watching a program on TV. It is Charles Dickens AChristmas Carol as produced by James Cameron and although it issummer and slightly out of season, it is rather good.Afterbelting out the solo of Foxy Lady, Bob Jacob Marley tellsScrooge that The Ghost of Christmas Future will visit him soon.A blue orb becomes visible and in the midst of it
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family guy story Chapter 1
family guy storylois: peter i wish you take the launder outpeter: not now lois star trek is on shhhh womenstewie: LOIS! can i have the money out of meg's purse it's not like she is going to spend it on a boyfriendlois: not now stewiestewie: how dare you not answer my question now I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!(walks away)
chris: um dad can i go sleep at my mates tonight then i can get away from the
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Chris Girlfriend Chapter 1
ChrisGirlfriendWrittenbyMr.SemajACTISceneI Football GamePeter, Lois, Chris, Brian, and Meg are watching a football gamebetween the Patriots and the Bills. Meg was wearing a sweater justfor the occasion.It is the final second with The Bills behind by only two points. RianLindell is about to kick a game-winning field goal. Meg thinksLindell is a cutie.The kick is madeand its good! The Bills beat th
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Chris Girlfriend Chapter 2
ACTIISceneI Meet the FamilyConnie spent time bonding with the family. Meg, still in her pajamas,joined the family by the couch as Connie told everyone about the timeshe and Chris spend together.All but Meg was impressed that their relationship was working sowell.Connie admitted that she never knew that Meg and Chris were related,and on that note, begun telling embarrassing stories about Meg froms
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Chris Girlfriend Chapter 3
ACTIIISceneI Night GamesThe following night, Meg was at her computer one evening wrapped inher blanket when Kevin came over for a visit. He climbed into herroom with a ladder.Kevin noticed the blanket Meg was wearing. It was a red-and-blueBuffalo Bills blanket.Kevin, a Pats fan, was disappointed in Megs secret.After a brief moment of shame and awkwardness, Kevin decided to playa game with Meg.Fir
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The Rich Little Poor Girl Chapter 1
TheRichLittlePoorGirlWritten byMr.SemajPrologueHeirSearchIn a private vaultroom at the Pewterschmidt mansion, Carter Pewterschmidt is closelycounting his coins.Ninety-six,ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nineone hundred.Carter removed hismagnifier glass and wiped the sweat off his forehead after a long,stressful task.He said satisfactorilyto himself, Finally. After fifteen days of painstaking co
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The Rich Little Poor Girl Chapter 2
TheRichLittle PoorGirlWritten byMr.SemajActIIScene I Bus DepotMegarrived at the bus depot at the crack of dawn. While she was waitingfor the ticket booths to open, she called Kevin on her cell phone.Kevinwas still asleep when his phone rang. He got up and picked up thephone from his bed.Hello?he said.HiKevin, its me, Meg said.HiMeg, Kevin said. Its a little early. What are you up to?Imrunning away
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The Rich Little Poor Girl Chapter 3
TheRichLittle PoorGirlWritten byMr.SemajActIIIScene I- RehabBack in Quahog,Lois was visiting the Swansons house one evening.Lois and Bonnie weresitting together on the couch.So Lois, howsyour new job going? Bonnie asked.Thatskindawhat I wanted to talk to you about, Lois said hesitantly.She dropped the unlitcigarette from her mouth. When she picked it up, her bones rattledeach time she moved. Lois
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Mayhem and Chaos Chapter 1
A/N:Ive been wanting to write this for the longest time. So here itis.Crouching,I peered around the corner of the brick wall. Silently I watched mysister, Chaos, creep over to the garbage can, as stealthy as a spy.In my mind I played the theme song from those Mission Impossiblemovies.Chaospressed close up to the can and wiggled her tail as a signal for meto follow her. If Id been a human, it proba
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