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Michael Jackson Comes to Quahog Chapter 3
Michael Jackson Comesto Quahog pt. 3(This is mostly aboutMJ in jail. Once more, it is a specialman and shadow sliphproduction. This is the final chapter)(Michael Jackson is inthe jail cell complaining to the guards)MJ: Oh come on! All Iwas trying to do was show a young boy the meaning of love! Is that sobad?(Cop doesnt listen.Suddenly a priest walks in)Priest: Id like tobail MJ out pleaseCop: What
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 1
A/N: Ok it's a story about Stewie, nothing special there. My first non slash... this is really an introduction chapter... most of it has no real plot and the jokes suck. Yeah it's almost like the show.Hi, Im Stewie and Im the typical homicidal talking infidel. This story is about me although there are other people in it Louis, Brian Fat man!!! Me and Louis go way back, I used to live in her uterus
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 3
Thesunlight hit my eyes, waking me up and causing me to be blinded withrage.Damnsun, I will kill you, This sun is unforgivable, worst than thatepisode of Futurama I watched.Fry: HeyLeela want to go out?Leela: NoFry: Ohok, What about now?I awakeand run down the stairs to see that my family is glued to thetelevision.Oh mygosh I cant believe Joey said that,Dad youwatched friends for like a week strai
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 4
Wake upStewie, Damn I hate being woken up almost as I hate every chapterhaving me sleeping. Cant the writer use his fucking brain andthink of something original?Oh itsyou, what are you smiling about? Brian had woken me up at about 4am, an ungodly hour.Wellits time to prepare you for your training, I was shocked thatthe dog knew about this.Whotold you?Deathof cause, Death the master of the grim rea
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 7
A/N: Ionly started this as a side project to my south park and TheSimpsons fanfic but I think Im going to start treating thislike a proper story..Awhthank God youre here you flea carrying bitch,Hey,hey, Im a guy, my mum was a bitch and my grandma but I am a guy,I ignore the fact that he sitting naked and I still cant see hispenis. I am just happy to see the red car again and be getting out ofthis
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Swashbucklers Sentencing and Stewarts Island Chapter 1
Authors Notes: I guess since Icant find the balls to finish off my first proper fiction I may aswell make another one to keep me entertained.Disclaimer: All non-originalcharacters are property of their respective owners, I do not claimthese characters as my own nor do I intend to use this story formonetary gain.Claimer: All original charactersare copyrighted by myself, you may PM me or email me if
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 10
-1Sothey have had there wretched ways, I am back in this stupid fic thatis filled with stupid cut off gags. I hate things that have no jokesthat arent related to a story line and are randomly put in therelike interchangeable laws about having sex. Only a guy can rape, if achick does it then it must be sexual assault. Like American Dad, damthat show pisses me off and I think the only thing that cou
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My Collection Chapter 1
Burning SoulShe just simply stared at the ceiling as she always did, but she didn't care. Why should she? It was 11 P.M. on a glorious Sunday Night that only the month of June could provide, but she was denied the chance to experience that Beauty. While every other teenager in New England partied in fresh air of the darkness, she was simply a statue on a bed...staring at the ceiling.She wasn't pop
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The Life of Stewie Chapter 12
Well this is rather strange, I have a Saturday morning with nothing to doWell thisis rather strange, I have a Saturday morning with nothing to do. Imust be becoming a true American now.Heyfamily, I just heard Bush is dead. My father said excited andBrian had a grin on his face.I dontcare daddy, what about me? Meg said.Sincewhen do you hear a teenager call a parent daddy? Peter replied.I wishthey w
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My Collection Chapter 2
Time to ShineWith the sounds of Stone Sour rolling throughout her mind, Lois stared longingly into her mirror. She didn't give a damn what her critics said, she was still beautiful at 65 years. Every single lock of snow white hair and miniscule wrinkle added a sense of Wisdom and Grace that the Lois of old could have never achieved. Even if she wasn't as beautiful as she knew she was, she was stil
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Chamberlain Chapter 1
Chapter 1. A Bleak Introduction.Disclaimer: All characters belong to Seth and Fox.In the blink of an eye, the sky itself was ripped in two by a brilliant flash of lighting. Thunder soon followed, and tried to make its self known to one Lois Pewterschmidt Griffin. Even then, the thunders pathetic attempt for attention had failed miserably. To Lois, its presence was one that was simply unacknowledge
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When the world turned upsidedown Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto or Family Guy or even this idea. Its so sadT-T. If I did, I wont be making this fanfic. Plus, this is mybrothers idea.Chapter3:Chitty Chitty Death Bang no JutsuA/N: Thisis a pun on Family Guys third episode in the first season. FYI, itis Chitty Chitty Death Bang. (Bro: Please, give me my crack.) Now, onwith the theme song. (Theme song played. See first chapter forlyr
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Peter gets interviewed YAY Chapter 1
An interveiw with peter griffin...YAYMe:Hello Peter how are you?
Peter:Well to be honest Kyle I feel rather retarded today.
Me:Yes I realize that you are retarded and that your baby is evil.
Peter:What?
Me:Huh oh never mind, next question what show do you love most?
Peter:Oooh ummm a tough one huh well I would have to say.
Me:Your wife?
Peter:No Mr. Belvedere.
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Battle at Quahog Chapter 1
Yea this is my second fanfic but my first Family Guy fanfic. So yea please R&R and if you like this story then please add it to your story alert/author alert. Review it even if you hate it :). This takes place 12 years later after Stewie and Bertrum last met each otherI was sure of one thing.I was going to rule the seventh grade with Olivia by my side.I was not going to let Bertrum ruin that f
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Peter gets interviewed YAY Chapter 2
Later at the Clam.
Me:Peter do you have fantasies about murder killing or other crimes.
Peter:hahahahaha oh...what sort of crimes.
Me:(slightly shocked.) Ummmm skip.
Robber:Put your hands up this here is a robary.
Bar Patron:No God please don't let me die.
God:(from Heaven.) Will ya shut up. (turning to Satan.) Now if you bring back Hitler I get to bring back Jesus.
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Family Guy Meets Redneck Joe Chapter 6
Chapter6: AnnoyedMeg andRedneck Joe returned home from the movies. Redneck Joe immediatelywent back into the shed to try working on his truck some more. Megstormed into the house. Lois went outside and joined Redneck Joe inthe garage.Hey,Joe. How was your little date? Lois asked.It bepurdy good, he said, turning his wrench underneath the truck. Wesaw The Dukes of Hazzard. We thought it was hilario
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Misgivings Chapter 1
A/N- This portion of the fic deals primarily with the overall setting of this story. As I have made apparent in the title summary, this fic is set in an AU (Alternate Universe). This is not to say that this fic will toss the "Family Guy" continuity into the abyss. References will be made that pertain to the show, but I shall not make a lengthy estimation as to how "traditional" this fic will be. F
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Battle at Quahog Chapter 6
A/N: hello this is flutetenorsaxplayer2008 again. This is familyguyfreak101's next chapter of Battle At Quahog. And I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter. I would like to mention that I do now own this story this beings to my friend. I am only writing it because my laptop has wireless internet and her laptop does not. and she doesn't have any other computer with internet.so without further aduei
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Universal ScrewUp Chapter 1
Thefollowing Fanfiction is entirely Fanfictional and is not in any wayinspired by true events.A/N:Maddie and Psycho Meg are property of Malcom Fox, morecharacters from other Fanfic universes will show up later.In2009, an event happened that was more cataclysmic than even aGodzilla, King Ghidorah, Clover, Gamera and Monkey Magic Christmasspecial. In the following story, the lives of one family will
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Peters Fat Chapter 1
PeterGriffin was sitting on the couch of his house, eating a bag of potatochips. His t-shirt was undone, showing his horribly fat belly, andhis super-loose trousers were undone, showing his horribly big pants.His smiled as he stuffed more and more fat into his mouth, whilestaring mindlessly at the telivision. Skinny White Boys wason.Ha ha!Skinny people who are white he said brainlessly. Brian trot
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Battle at Quahog Chapter 7
A/N: Hey everyone! My friend has been helping me out with my stories (typing wise) so I would just like to thank her :). So here's chapter 7. Stewie's POVSo today was my first day. I was apathetic about this whole thing. Lois said that I needed to "learn responsibility" so I came to my grandparents' country club. Oh and the best thing is I'm a lowly towel boy. Great isn't it? Well you're wrong if
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Brians Dillema Chapter 5
Chapter5: Unpaid Bills and Broken PhonesLoisand Stewie had gone down to the hospital foyer, Brian caught Stewiesaying something about Lumpy and Quasimodo as he left the room.Brian lay back on his bed relaxing, he was interrupted when he by thephone next to he bed ringing loudly. Hello? he spoke curiouslyinto the phone. Oh, hello Brian a unmistakable nasally voiceanswered.Peter,Brian answered, his
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Kiss me Damnit Chapter 4
Kissme damnit ch.3: Auditions for a new life pt. 1Warning:This chapter has strong language and mild violence.Stewieentered the house none too quietly, and ran away from Morringtontrying to get to his room.He justwanted to sleep.He hadntbeen this miserable since he had been sent to that boot camp with thenew sergeant who was fresh from prison.Flashback.1,2,1,2GRIFFEN,KEEP MARCHIN OR YOULL BE SLEEPI
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 3
Chapter III : Busted by LoisBy now, Meg was getting used to the weekly 'once a week' smoke, Down in the basement.
Peter Didn't even ask her why she would spend half A saturday night in the basement, Probably doing nothing down there.
Lois however, Did not only find this strange, But also had noticed some weird behaviour, Around some points of the week.On a Friday, Meg Starteled somewhat,
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The Storm Chapter 3
I added a little spiciness in this chapter! Yay!Hey, Yuck, you wanna sleep over? Linda asked.What? Yang shouted.UmmyeahI guess Yuck replied.Great! Ill get a sleeping bag! She ran off.I cant believe shes making friends with Yuck! Yang said.I know. What if he really IS up to something? Yin replied, agreeing.EHEM. Yuck said.Hee-hee hee Yin & Yang said, putting their arms behind their backs &
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 4
Chapter IV : Trust is hard to find beyond the point of no return.
It was silent around the diner table, The next morning, After Meg got caught using drugs.
The Griffin's were still quiet, Not saying a word at all, With Jack just sitting there like some sort of guest, Instead of actually living there.
During breakfast, Lois Gave Meg A dirty look, Noticing Meg getting nervous somewhat
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Coming Out Chapter 13
Meanwhile,in the living room, Peter was again flipping through varioustelevision channels, trying to find something distracting. In frontof him, Jasper descended the staircase and walked off to the kitchenin search of the first aid kit, sweating nervously; fortunately,Peter didnt really notice him.Wenow return to TheLion King,on Disney Channel, came the voice of the TV announcer. On-screen,three h
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 6
Chapter VI : Cheap ass weed sickness.It had only been a few days ago, Since Brian had a talk with Meg, About why she smoked that much weed these days.
That happened in her bedroom, Now she was in the E.R, Passed out from smoking weed that had been soaked in alcohol or some other substance.
She just refused to listen to Jack, Getting her a 40 $ baggie of cheap ass weed anyway.Lois entered
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 7
Chapter VII : Fearfull roads.Meg Admitted that she needed help to kick the habbit, Hopefully resulting that she would kick the habbit pretty soon.
For all the time, She had spend nearly all her allowence on weed, Smoking a gram a night away.
The real problem was, What would she do with all the sparetime, Keeping away from actually starting to smoke weed again.
It was day two, With M
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Meg hits the weed Chapter 12
Chapter XII : The Pawtucket method.For days now, Peter Was in a sort of bad mood, But that wasn't the only thing.
On the list of things that made him feel pretty bad, Was missing his usual sex night for two weeks now.
Even though he had the fun of having sex with Lois on the kitchen table, It was like Peter was just having it with A wet towel, Not very satisfying for both Lois and himsel
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Episode 103 What if Peter had arrived too late Chapter 2
Chapter2Backhome in Quahog, Rhode Island. 2 days after the event.Megand Chris waited at home for their familys safe return. Thedoorbell rang. Meg quickly ran to the door, expecting it to be herparents. She opened the door to see two Secret Service agents. Theyinformed her of what had happened.Isthis the Griffin residence? asked one.Uh,yes, it is. Replied Meg.Sir,Im-Itsmiss! Said Meg.Oh,uh, well, I
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When Kevin Met Meg Chapter 1
SEASONXEPISODE- 01WHENKEVIN MET MEG(MainTheme)Itseems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TVButwhere are those good ol fashioned valuesOnwhich we used to relyLuckytheres a Family GuyLuckytheres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make usLaughn CryHes..A..Fam..ily..Guy!!Chapter1 The Price is PeterTheBob Barker Studio - Los AngelesThehoards of sweaty tourists whe
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Full Punctuation Chapter 4
Whispering Illusion 1 and 2Now, this one has been in my list of reviews for a while. Not only is Whispering Illusion a nice break from the standard Family Guy fics, but it is realistic and uncensored. The story is another Meg/OC fic, but it does things differently than most other fics. Unlike Meg's Family, there is little emphasis placed on most of the Griffin Family. The story usually centers aro
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When Kevin Met Meg Chapter 2
Chapter2 In Embarrassing ConditionCedar-SinaiMedical Center Beverly HillsYes,Im here to see my husband, Lois politely asked the receptionistat the main deck of Cedar-Sinai Medical Center.Ok,name please and name of the patient, She replied.LoisGriffin - patient name - Peter Griffin.Griffin,griffin, griffinOh wait, youre the spouse of that fat moron whogot his ass kicked down at Television City?At
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Full Punctuation Chapter 5
Family Guy Fanfiction Through The AgesWe are currently living in the "Age of Meg" if Ander Arias is to be believed, and I thought it would be a good time to go through some of the previous Ages of FG fanfiction just for the amusement of all.So let's start with the Age of Various Drabble. Some of the first Fanfics on this category were of various concepts, that all had one thing in common. They wer
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When Kevin Met Meg Chapter 3
Chapter3 The Griffin Family VacationTheDrunken ClamPeter,Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are relaxing at the clam having a fewbrewskis and watching a little something on the TV. Peter thought itwas good to get back to his old lazy routine even if what they wherewatching was horrible to infinity!TheTV---Announcer We now return to Rosie O Donnell eating in front of smallchildren.APreschoolAmorbidly obes
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When Kevin Met Meg Chapter 4
Chapter4 - Left BehindMegsBedroomHmmwhich shirt should I take, hmm the pink one with the white stripeor the white one with the pink stripe? Meg Griffin pondered toherself.Eventhough they werent due to leave for another three days, Meg wasunsure if shed have all her packing done before then. She stillhad to go through at least another two suitcases before shed bedone. What was dragging her behind w
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Family Guy Fanfiction Awards Chapter 1
The Family Guy Fanfiction Awards!Hey Guys, Material here, back for another feedback fic that talks about how good, or how not good, a peice of FG fanfiction is. Today, I will be hosting the first ever Awards show! We have authors and characters from all across the fandom. We have all sorts of awards, some good, some not so good, and some are just insults to throw at people who deserve it. So witho
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Full Punctuation Chapter 10
Canon Character RundownOkay, so once again, atthe request of Ander Arias I have decided to do a little rundown ofthe canon characters and how they've been used in the recent FGFanfiction. If you guys were holding out for Part 2 of my OC Rundown,well, it'll be up next time...if I don't get any more damn requests.Well, let's just get thefucker over with.Peter GriffinOkay, so everyone'sfavorite retar
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The Assassination of Stewie Griffin Chapter 2
The Assassination of Stewie GriffinPremonitionI am trying my best to put as many chapters as I can up as soon as possible. Expect the next chapter within the next week or two. Until then I want to get feedback on this particular chapter. Tell me what you think!Stewie walked into the living room and saw Brian standing next to the speaker."What's up Brian?" Stewie asked cheerfully. "Oh my GOD that's
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SURPRISE Chapter 2
Youre a... a... Brianseemed to be lost for words. Standing in front of him was a beautifuldog, who, if he looked in a mirror, could have been his twin.Yes, Im a dog. SnappedDierdra angrily. And because of you, Ive got too run away,again! And I was so happy here. She moaned.Hey, Im not your problem. Idont want to get mixed up, in some horrible mess with you. Im adog who can talk, an anthropomorphic
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SURPRISE Chapter 3
Peter sat up. He was somewherefamiliar but he couldnt quite make out exactly where.Peter! called a worried voice,and Peter looked up to see a woman with fiery red hair standing infront of him.Lois? he said in a weak voice.Is that you?Sure as hell is me, Peter...Lois drabbled on and Peter groaned. It was going to be a long day.------------------------------------------------------------------------
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