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Megs Family Chapter 11
Chapter 11: The Adventures of Batman and What's Her NameMeg was driving the babies home from preschool in Zack's old beat up Cadillac. Tilly, CJ, and Stewie sat in their seats quietly, while Maddie was bouncing up and down in her seat in excitement."Hurry up, mom!" said Maddie, "We have to get home before it's too late!""Too late for what?" asked Meg."Crap, it's happening!" said Maddie as she look
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Megs Family Chapter 14
Chapter 14: Sex Liesand RockA/N: After thecomplaints about the Peter bashing, I decided to take some libertiesand edit the chapter quite a bit. Hope you like this version muchbetter.It was a beautiful nightin Quahog. The family had arrived to the annual Quahog Rock Festival."It was so cool ofyour mom to give us tickets to the Quahog Rock Festival, Zack,"said Meg."How was she able toget a hold of s
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Family Guy
The Silent Game Chapter 6
The Silent GameFive(or why people really should be voted off this story)Nowthere are three people competing for the top prize of $50. Quagmireand Brian were done, and, frankly, both felt liberated. Well, BrianDID feel liberated, before he had the love potion slammed into himand he fell for Stewie.Arentstories funny like that?Ofcourse, there were other problems. Cassie was head-over-heels forneithe
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Megs Family Chapter 25
Chapter 25: The Man WhoLost His GiggityIt was a nice Saturdayafternoon. The family(sans Peter) were in the living room watching TVas usual. At that moment, Peter enters the house with a bunch oftrash bags."Hey, check it out,Lois," said Peter, "The neighbors from down the street lefta whole lot of stuff behind.""Peter! Are you goingthrough our neighbors' trash?" asked Lois."No, Lois," saidPeter, "I
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Family Guy
Youre Not Rupert Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Family GuyYou're Not RupertThe bright light from the morning sun danced through the windows and onto the face of the sleeping baby in his crib. Stewie Griffin, this infant, sat upright in his crib, yawning and stretching, hearing the birds chirp in through the open window on this spring day. He kicked the blankets off of him, showing his baby blue footsy pajamas which made
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Attack of the 100 Foot Meg Griffin Chapter 2
Attack of the 100-Foot Meg Griffin
a completely unnecessaryFamily Guy parody
Chapter 2: Like Father, LikeDaughter
12-22-2007
by Grey-XDisclaimer: Family Guy and all relatedcharacters are the copyrighted property of 20th Century Fox, blahblah blah. All the characters and stuff that'll appear in theobligatory cameos and non sequiturs belong to whoever the hell ownsthem, yaddi yad
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Megs Family Chapter 31
Chapter 31: Roses andWitches and Robots, Oh My!(AN: The second part ofthe crossover from The Spellbook(which you should probably read ifyou want to get this chapter). Speaking of which, here's somedisclaimers: Matt Kennedy and Rosie are both owned by Ander Arias.Duncan and Sid are owned by Snake Screamer and Haylias gets somecredit for a little surprise if you read the whole story. And nowonto the
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Family Guy
FAMILY GUY FUTURE Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do NOTown family guy.QUAHOG YEAR: 0Peter: Ahh so this isthe futureLois: Peter, for thelast time this is NOT the future!Stewy: Oh dear god,this is the dang beginning of time I bet they dont even haveweapons!Meg: Hmm, I guess Iscrewed up.Stewy: OF course youscrewed up you worthless dim-witted girl.Chris: Dad, I wanna gohome!Peter: I love thefuture..Brian: Ok twothings, first off, Peter
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Attack of the 100 Foot Meg Griffin Chapter 7
Attack of the 100-Foot Meg Griffin
a completely unnecessary Family Guy parody
Chapter 7: Hell Hath No Fury...
5-7-2008
by Grey-XDisclaimer: Family Guy and all related characters are the copyrighted property of 20th Century Fox, blah blah blah. All the characters and stuff that'll appear in the obligatory cameos and non sequiturs belong to whoever the hell owns them, yaddi yadda
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Family Guy
A Bad Day For Quahog Chapter 1
ABad Day In QuahogIdo not own Family guy.Loiswas cooking dinner for Peter. Lois...do...you..., askedPeter. Peter, I swear to god, if you say one more thing about mybreasts..., threatened Lois. Have any extra pillows,I can use?, finished Peter. Lois turned around slowly...Her headwas ready to pop off. She ran after Peter with a battle ax. Stewiewas cheering them on. Kill each other! Die!, he scream
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Griffin Family Legends Chapter 2
(A/N) K, so I'm back, and as promised, Peter's version of Robin Hood, and (VO): means that Peter is telling the story as a narrator through the story.Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy. If i did, would I be writing this?Griffin Family Legends(Cut to Living Room, still dark, storm is worse)Lois(from kitchen): Peter, where did you leave the flashlights?Peter: Uh... I dunno.(Flashback)(We see a squir
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The Passion Of Engagement Chapter 1
Hey, It's nice to be back to do this :) even if it is just a one-shot it was a pleasure to write, and is the length of a double chapter. So this is based around Brian's proposal to Clio which a few of my reviewers did ask me about so this is for you all :).I hope you all enjoy and please review, thankyou! xFlashback of the epilogue from Lust, Affairs and LoveNever gonna give
Never gonna give,
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Whispering Delusion 1 And A Half Chapter 2
(A.N.: Well... I'm disappointedI only got 2 reviews... I was expecting at least 4, but I guess sinceI'm not a good writer, but thanks to Bhaalspawn andx-xMasqueradeAngelx-x for leaving reviews, that was nice of youtwo... anyway here's chapter two. Enjoy)llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllChapter 2:"Lets go
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Brians Date Chapter 1
"Now, my magic device is almost ready," said Stewie, who is fiddling with a hat in front of him. He reached inside and... pulled out a bunny. "Yay!" shouted Stewie in delight. Brian walked in, who is holding a tuxedo. Stewie looks at Brian and asks, "Why you got that for? Party?" Brian, who is putting on his tuxedo, replys, "No, me and Jillian are going out for the evening." Stewie puts the rabbit
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world domination Chapter 1
Disclaimer: i dont own family guy...A/N: its just a bit of fun, and yet another creation that occurs when travelling. please review as reviews are love!My World domination plan;1. Kill that infernal creature that insists that I call her mother but whom does not deserve said title due to her insistence that I wear diapers.2. Destroy all companies that produce diapers3. Become president of the US4.
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Family Guy
Family Guy The New version Chapter 7
Murder is a bitch! Part 2.Previouslyon Family guyMr. Weed: (Standing infront of the board members, Peter isnt there yet) gentlemen thecompany ever since I have returned has been doing good, but we havean arch competitor in our reaches.Executive: and whatmight that be?Mr. Weed: Plutoniumtoys.(Dum-Dum-DOMMMMMMM)(The doors open and abig man who looks a lot like Peter walks in, he has a brown coat ona
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Family Guy
Sympathy for The Devil Chapter 1
Sympathyfor The Devil"Ughgod! Must we have this wait!"Stewie Griffen sat in theviolet computer chair, awaiting a website to load. "Damnpop-ups!" The site quickly appeared on the screen packed withsomething more than the long list of muderers throughout Americanhistory. "Conjure up Satan huh?" He looked as the ad keptflashing before his baby soft face. "Hmm, that could possibly behelp to my life lo
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Family Guy
The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 1
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Hey guys, guess what?"Everyone looked up as Peter rushed into the living room, grinning ear to ear. "You finally got rid of the evil monkey?" Chris guessed."Even better! Lois, y'know that dream vacation we've been talkin' about?""Yeah, Peter, what about it?"
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Family Guy
The Spellbook Chapter 17
Note:Iran out of ideas for this story, "The Spellbook". If youhave any ideas for the next few chapters, please send them in areview. For now, it is on hiatus because of two things: one, for thewriters block and two, I am waiting for more reviews. When I get 5more, I will continue, and when I get a new idea.
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Family Guy
The Witchs Tests Chapter 6
The family was taking care of megs baby Rosie in the park, all except Stewie who was watching her warily when he saw what Rose did in there room.I have to be weary of her; she could be more trouble for me than Bertram. Stewie said. Bertram was a few yards away from him.Die Stewart. Bertram yelled throwing a grenade, Stewie without even turning around pulled a racket out of nowhere thwacked the gre
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Family Guy
The Terrible Tenancy of Doctor Noxious Chapter 2
No, I don't own Family Guy. Stop asking me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Episode 1: My Son VladIt had taken no time for Dr. Noxious to get comfortable living with the Griffins. He had discarded the winter coat he was wearing when he arrived, and now he always seemed to be wearing a lab coat in its place. The absence of a hood had
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Family Guy
The Spellbook Chapter 22
Chapter 22: Megs Two Daughters(Authors Note: Credit goes to Malcolm Fox for the idea of this chapter. Also, you may not completely understand this chapter if you havent read Malcolm Foxs stories Megs Boyfriend/Megs Family. Disclaimer: I dont own Madeline nor Zack Murdock. Malcolm Fox does. Also, I dont know if you are reading this, but thanks a lot to Mr. Semaj for the drawing of Meg and Rosie(you
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Family Guy
Revenge Of the Stewies Chapter 1
REVENGEOF THE STEWIESInhis new Secret place, which was really a blanket tacked over alawn chair in the garage, Stewie Griffin soldered a panel on the sideof his latest invention.There,Im finally finished! Stewie looked at the device in triumph. Itlooked like a metal trash bin, but was really a cloning device thatStewie had been working on for several weeks now. Well, now I canfinally set out to co
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Family Guy
The Witchs Tests Chapter 15
Heres the next chap, and I dont want to hear any whining that I didnt do anything bad to mort, unlike his son (whos a douchebag) morts a salright character (plus I thought his roles in"Road to Germany"And "Li'l Griffins"were very good.Duncan and sid are seen in the lowest part of the cathedral preparing what looks like a maze.Okay just a few more alteration and we should be good. Sid murmured.That
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The Spellbook Chapter 30
Chapter30: Double Trouble(Sorryfor the long delay. Also, sorry if this chapter isnt up to par,but my inspiration flows like a river of cement. Well, I hope thatyou like it. Enjoy.)Quahogon night is a very silent town. After a hard day at work, everybodyis on their houses watching TV with their beloved families, in barswith their friends or just sleeping. However, this night iseverything but silent
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The Spellbook Chapter 31
Chapter 31: A freaking scary camp trip
Peter was drinking in the drunken Clam with his usual friends Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.Come on guys, lets drink until Horace looks like a hot woman, tonight its on me! said Peter really cheerful.Wow, Peter, thanks a lot! said Quagmire.Yes, you must be very happy for getting us to drink said Cleveland. And I dont mean being happy like watching the Patr
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Family Guy
Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 3
Peter,Why are so mean to meg?Peter:She wasnt supposed to be born.Lois, Why the did you marrysomeone as stupid as peter?Lois:He was, an attractiveyoungman. Secretly, I prefer Brian, but dont let anyone know I saidthat!Meg, why do you let people bully you stand up foryourself!Meg:Oh, I have, its just my stupid ugly family.Connie D'Amico,Why are you such a ** to meg I what did she ever do to you!Conn
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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 6
Know Your Stars : Family GuyDisclaimer: If I owned Family Guy Brian wouldnt drink so much.Brian walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Brian Griffin...is really femaleNo Im not! Dammit!Suuure BriannaMy name is Brian not Brianna!Brianna Griffin...has the hots for Roger from American DadNo I hate Roger and American Dad!Brianna
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Know Your Stars Family Guy Chapter 9
Know Your Stars: Family GuyDisclaimer: I own nothing so get off my back!Mayor West walked in and sat down. Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Mayor Adam West...His acting skills suck!No they dont! I have killer skills!No, they suck alright(Groans)Mayor Adam West...was dating MegI know I did and I dont care!Damn...Mayor Adam West...is a sumo wres
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 19
Chapter19: Little Maddie LostZackand Meg's lives were already hard enough with Zack and his job as amechanic, and Meg having to go to school and getting picked on. Nowwith Maddie, things where only harder. However, despite her keepingthem up at night and the responsibility for taking care of a newbaby, she is still able to bring a little joy into their lives. Loisloved her, too, and cared for her
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 5
"That Ryan guy seemsawfully familiar," Chaos remarked wryly one day before theirfifth rehearsal."He is. It's like deja vu," Brian agreed."Well, he should beespecially familiar toyou," said Chaos with a snort."What's that supposedto mean?" demanded Brian."It means that he's,like, exactly likeyou.""He's not anythinglike me!" said Brian defensively. "I mean, yeah, he's adog, but that's pretty much wh
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Family Guy
Megs Boyfriend Chapter 20
Chapter20: Bear Attack"You...you... you talked!!!" said Stewie in shock, "How? You'rejust a baby!""Idon't know," said Maddie, "You're a baby, and you can talk.How did you?""Hmm...That's a good point," said Stewie, "Well, I have seenstranger things. Like that one episode of Scooby Doo."FlashbackInsideof a haunted house, the Scooby Doo gang are just about to inevitablysplit up."Let'ssplit up, gang!"
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 6
A/N: It's kind of weirdhow things go differently than planned. For instance, Ryan wasintended to be eerily like Brian, but somehow, a very Quagmire-ishside of him is becoming apparent."It's not you, it'sme. Really," said Mayhem."Aw, what a gyp,"Ryan growled."I'm sorry."
"Nah,don't be. It's just...what a waste. Three whole weeks of trying toget into your pants gone down the tube. I could've se
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 7
Lois gasped. "Stewie, what are you doing with that gun?""Holding all you buffoons at gunpoint, that's what!" said Stewie. "Now nobody move or I'll...I'll..." He tried to think of a phrase that wouldn't sound like something out of a bad action movie."Never finish your sentence?" Brian joked weakly."Silence!" Stewie yelled, turning to point the gun at him. Immediately Brian grew serious and put his
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 9
A/N: Once again, thanksfor the reviews. And also thanks to Blue-Hat Jack for sending infan-mail. It'd be nice if some ofthe rest of you sent in fan mail too, but it's okay if you don't."Anybody got a cellphone?" Mayhem asked.Everyone stared at her."Um, no. Stewie tookall of our electronic stuff," said Brian."Darn it," saidMayhem. "Oh well, I've got a backup plan." She pushed achair up against the
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 24
Chapter34: Cheating Death Once MoreForZack, life was good. For one thing, he had Meg. He was also blessedwith a beautiful daughter, and had a good home with the Griffins whohe considered his second family. To him, life was perfect. But then,one day...Therewas a knock in the front door, and when Lois goes to answer it shesees Death standing on their frontstep."Oh,Death, what a surprise!" said Lois,
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Family Guy
Stewie and the fat woman Chapter 5
Chapter 5Dave didnt know what to do. Helen was stood there,pointing a pistol at him.Helen,stop being a crazy bitch Dave said as she still had the pistol aimed at them both.Give him back to me, now she snarled angrily or Ill shoot you. Dave gulped and Stewie jumped out of his arms and grabbed the pistol away from Helen and pointed it at her.And now, it is time for you to meet your end, bitch he sa
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 10
Weinterrupt the scheduled programming to bring you this bit ofpointless, irrelevant drivel."Oooh,apple cider!" Peter reached for the glass of thick,amber-colored liquid sitting on the kitchen table and took a swig ofit. Instantly his face contorted and he put it back down. "Aw,God! It's fat! I drank fat!""Iknow, I did that five minutes ago," said Brian, looking amusedas he watched from outside the
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 11
A/N: F.Y.I.: While everything in the previous chapter has absolutely nothing to do with the chapters before or after it, the things that happened during it still apply. Therefore, Mayhem and Brian are now officially back together (and Peter will be a little more careful about drinking apple cider from now on).It's my universe; I make up the rules. Muahaha.Warily, Chaos glanced at Stewie. He had ta
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Megs Boyfriend Chapter 26
Chapter26: Picnic At The ParkTheGriffin family and the Murdocks decided to have nice day out of thehouse and have a picnic in the park. It was such a nice fallafternoon. The leaves had turned all kinds of color. Red, yellow,orange, and you would sometimes find occasional green leaves on theground with brown stuff on it and they would smell funny as if a hobowould use them for... Wait, never mind.
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Family Guy
Stewie and the fat woman Chapter 7
Dave goes to the PoliceHelen was slouched on the sofa, still taking big gulps from the bottle of Alcohol she had in her hand.No one is going to take my son away, no one she muttered as she took a very large swag from the bottle. Dave had left the flat so Helen knew that she didnt have to give Stewie back.No one knows now anyway she told herself Dave wouldnt dare go to the police because Ill hurt h
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Family Guy
A Sequel of Epic Proportions Chapter 12
A/N: I've FINALLY finished this damn chapter. Huzzah!Hopefully I'll be on a roll and churn out a few more, but if I don't, please don't kill me. At the moment I'm multitasking as far as writing is concerned, since I'm also trying to write a novel (which is even weirder than this story, if that's even possible)."So...when, precisely, will we be putting this plan into action?" said Brian."Soon," May
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