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Freaky Fry Day Chapter 23
The crew stoodspeechless in the sickbay, pondering the implications of Zappsstatement. This is the best news Ive heard all week,thought Leela.Think carefullybefore you take such a drastic step, Zoidberg urged the captain.Zapps attentionturned to Fry, whose bare shoulders he seized gently. Leela, mydarling, he said, I understand if you choose not to marry meafter this. I cant axe you to give up you
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Freaky Fry Day Chapter 24
She was reminded of herill-advised audition for Siegfried Idol, and the anxiety shehad felt while standing on the darkened stage, readying herself tosing the aria Un bel di from Puccinis Madama Butterfly. Her present situation differed in many ways; there was a pervasiveelectronic hum in place of the murmuring of the audience, the onlylight in the house came from the auras of the floating brains,
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The Stupider Wore Smart shoes Part one Chapter 1
The Stupider wore Smart shoesby Quick-n-PopularDisclaimer: FuturamaY and its characters are properties of Matt Greoning and David X. Cohen.Opening to show: Pay the robot and the lobster doesnt get hurtOpening: Planet ExpressSiting at the main table are Fry, Amy, Dr. Zoidberg, and Nibbler. Fry is trying repetitively to balance a pencil tip on the bridge of his nose. Zoidberg is eating oil soaked bu
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Ode To Futurama Chapter 1
A man wasfrozen for a thousand years.He met a girlwho only had one eye,Along with arobot who loved his beer,And thisman's name, it was Philip J. Fry.He went onvoyages through outer space,Anintergalactic deliv'ry boy,With one-eyedLeela piloting the spaceShip throughthe universe's pitch-black void.The robot,Bender, did no real work--He sat aroundand watched TV all day.That lazyrobot was a total jerk
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The Stupider wore Smart shoes Part 2 Chapter 1
The Stupider woreSmart shoes Part 2By Quick-n-PopularBeginning of show:Please press one to continue or hold for operator assistance.Opening: Marysapartment: Fry and Mary are lying together in bed asleep. Fry iswearing torn Light Speed Briefs and nothing else.Enters Zapp noisilyfrom the door.Zapp: Fry, I need totalk to you.Mary (angry): UncleZapp, could you please knock!Zapp: Mary, the boysneed to
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Lost Chapter 2
A Note From Ben: Here's the next chap of Lost, probably a lot sooner than y'all expected it. The next one won't be far behind it. This is story will be updated at least once a week. I can say this with absolute certainty, because you have chapter two now, but I'm already hard at work on chapter four. By the time we get there, I'll have a couple more done, so don't worry about this one getting drop
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Lost Chapter 3
A Note From Ben: As promised, this story is progressing at a nice, rapid pace. I hope this one, as short as it is, holds you all over until I decide to post the next one, which should be sometime within the next few days. Whenever I finish writing chapter five and get a good bit of the way into six, I'll update again. Some of you may roll your eyes at the idea of writing chapters and then holding
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Lost Chapter 4
A Note From Ben: So I finished CH05 and am nearly finished with Ch06. I was gonna wait until I finished it and got a good bit into Ch07, but I realized that I would be breaking my promise to the few of you who are actually reading this. You were told that an update would come in the middle of six, and so it has.By the by, if this story seems like it's a bit rushed, it's because I have absolutely n
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Lost Chapter 5
FIVE TraumaAn hour away from the truckstop finds Stan dozing in the back while Kyle sits in the passenger seat, staring out at the landscaping flying past them at a seventy miles per hour. It isn't much of a view from the interstate, mostly man-made tree lines and cheesy, unattractive billboards. Several of them, all advertisements for some casino, advertise that they have THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TO
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Lost Chapter 6
A Note From Ben: This chapter didn't meet my expectations. It needs work, and it's probably my least favorite of Act One. I would have liked more time to edit this and make it a little better, but I've been getting messages from fans of this story demanding that I continue, so here it is. It's not as good as the others, but at least we'll be able to move the story past this.SIX Kyle's Teddy, Part
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Lost Chapter 7
LostChapter 7: SplittingI updated this storyaround two weeks ago. I got seven hits for the new chapter so far. Theres some sort of question I should ask about that, but Imnot sure what it isFry and Kif looked onat the two on the beach. They were left speechless. How in theworld was Zapp able to successfully come on to Leela?They continued to seeas the saw Leela over Zapp, still kissing. Suddenly,
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Lost Chapter 8
LostChapter 8: AttackKif and Leela followedZapp, helping Bender with his walking. They were hopeful that Zappwould come through with his promise of beer.Here we are!said Zapp, crouching onto the ground. He started to use his hands todig out his stash of beer. With a grunt, he lifted a large box upfrom the hole. On it was a pale green label that said BENDER.Zapp! Amyexclaimed, Leela mentioned a box
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Lost Chapter 9
LostChapter 9: DiagnosisNothing to say butto thank Dead Composer for the review, which gave me the idea forthis chapter. Kif, Amy, and Benderran towards Frys shouts. They reached a clearing to findsomething with horrible snapping claws. Bender ran up to Fry andpunched the thing in the face. It fell to the ground, unconscious. Fry looked at it for a second before realizing it was Zoidberg.Bender! F
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Lost Chapter 10
LostChapter 10: FoundOkay. Its been two months since I last updated. Between now and thenIve had countless tests and projects, and an unbelievable amountof writers block. I reread some parts of the story, and noticedit begins to grow a little OOC, so I watched some episodes ofFuturama and took a few parts from it and, along with a few ideas,made a better ending. Hope you like the last chapter. Ben
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Lost Chapter 1
A Note From Ben: Greetings. I know, I know. I've got, like, a billion jillion trillion thousand hundred stories started that I don't update. I don't need anyone to point that one out, and nobody feels more badly about all of that than I do. This one is a bit different, however. This one is...special. It's always been special, and by far my absolute favorite story out of anything I've concocted thu
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 29
Hours turned into days,and days turned into more days. To kill time, Captain Kroker metwith his passengers and swapped stories of adventure in outer space.Kif, tell us aboutsome of the terrible and scientifically inexplicable things thathappened to you while exploring uncharted space, said Farnsworththe Rat, who was cooling his hind paws in the Nimbus swimmingpool.Oh, where shall Istart? mused the
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My Futurama Cold Opener Chapter 1
In case any of you havent heard (or even if you have), Comedy Central plans to resurrect Futurama in 2008 for at least 13 episodes. Heres my idea for a Cold Opener in response to that; its kind of my version of the Cancelled Cold Opener to Family Guys return ep., North by North Quahog (2005).Standard Disclaimer: I do not own Futurama, or any of the characters in it. They are the creation of Matt G
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 1
Disclaimer: In thisquantum reality, I dont own Futurama.Leelas anklesquivered. She panted heavily, her mind overflowing with confusionand rage. She gripped the conducting rod in her hand so tightly thatit threatened to snap. She didnt know exactly what had happened,or what was happening, except that someone had attacked her bysurprise and robbed her of something invaluable. She had killed theperso
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 2
You have chosen slowand horrible, chimed the suicide booths computer voice.No, I havent!exclaimed Foss. I want to live!You have chosen tobe gravely, but not fatally, wounded, said the booth.Bender picked a twigfrom the ground and nonchalantly chewed on it as he listened to thefrantic scratching noises from inside the chamber of death. Hisreverie was rudely interrupted by an intense ringing inside
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 3
Amys eyes reopened long before her sense of time and place returned. At first she thought she was in bed, then she imagined she had just been given a pony for her fifth birthday, then she pictured herself waltzing with a handsome prince, and finally, just before fully regaining consciousness, she looked down at her hands and saw the claws of a cat.Unnh, she mumbled. My heads killing me. I havent f
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 4
Foss stood still on thestreet corner, giving the wheels in his head time to turn. Well,I dont see any corpses, Bender said to him, so everybodymust still be alive. What a relief. Can I go back to killing younow?Not just yet,said Foss, fingering his chin. According to Hermes, Leela losther body and her mind. I know that Farnsworths lab isequipped with a body-switching device, so for all we know, Le
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 5
Hello? yelledBender, his voice echoing off the Planet Express spaceports walls. Is anybody here? Dont make me shout louder!Seeing nothing out ofthe ordinary other than the ships absence, Bender trudged towardthe lounge, and immediately noticed a shiny object sprawled on thecounter next to the coffee machine. Its Hermes gold watch,he realized. It must have come off his wrist during a struggle.What
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 6
Foss managed to keephis head up as he landed on his back, but his momentum was such thathe slid several feet and struck a cabinet. His chest, back, and headaching terribly from the phony Leelas assault, he watched from thefloor as the foggy image of the cyclops bent down to retrieve herpillow. Shes going after Fry again, he realized. I canbarely see, and I dont know if I can even stand, but Ive go
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 7
Twelve hours had passedfor the trapped voyagers on the good ship Raven. (Yes, time isgoing by faster for them than it is for Bender and Foss. That mayseem odd, but bear in mind that theyre traveling at many times thespeed of light.) To make the lower deck seem more like the PlanetExpress building, Hermes had set up a round table and several chairs. He was now in a meeting with Zoidberg, Delta, Amy
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 8
Once confident that Frywould be safe, Foss hurried back to the Planet Express building,determined to establish contact with Raven and her crew. He madeseveral attempts to hail the ship from the communications console,but received no response. Damn, he grumbled. Why wontthey talk to me?An unexpected voicecaught his attention: Philaster, dear, Ive prepared a specialdinner for you.The professor whirl
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 9
The inside of Bitsysbar reeked of motor oil, largely due to the many puddles of motor oilon the wood-slat floor. It was common for a robot to slip in apuddle and fall; indeed, more than a few robots lay wallowing in oil,unable to get up. Flickering neon lights on the wall advertised OldeFortran, Lobrau, and other popular drinks. The music was loud, thelaughter and conversation louder. It seemed ir
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 10
When Delta next sawHermes, Amy, and Zoidberg, they not only had scorch marks on theirfaces, but were soaking wet as well. I hope you had better luckwith the radio transmitter than Ive had with Ravens commandprotocol, said the fembot, who was once again plugged into thebridge console through a wrist wire.We managed tosqueeze in a few words before it exploded in our faces, Zoidbergreported.Hermes sh
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 11
Fry playfully fondledthe sutures on his right breast. This reminds me of the time Iwas stung by a giant bee, he said to the nurse, pushing the wordsout of his mouth with his one unpunctured lung.How do you feel?the nurse asked him.Terrible, Fryreplied. Its like needles are poking me everywhere. Heglanced down at the rest of his body. Oh.Dont try tomove, the nurse advised him. Just lie down, relax,
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 12
Once she could nolonger bear her own body odor, Leela accepted Amys offer of asponge bath and a Chinese massage. The smell of lavender shampoocalmed her troubled nerves, almost convincing her that she didntneed the shackles on her wrists and ankles.As she sat rigidly inthe ships bathtub, Amy started to apply shaving cream to her legs. I think Id rather keep the leg hair, said the red-hairedgirl. T
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 13
Really? saidDelta hopefully. Tell us, John, tell us!Hermes groaned. Thisshould be entertaining and disappointing.Zoidberg rose out ofhis scuttling position and struck a dramatic pose. Raven, hesaid to the ships computer, what will happen to us if wecontinue at our present course and speed?Raven answered with,Our fuel supply will exhaust itself in approximately fifty-threeminutes, and life support
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 14
Captains log,Acting Captain Zoidberg speaking. Raven is in orbit around a planetroughly the size of Earth, more than three thousand light yearsbeyond the boundary of known space. The planet is sparsely inhabitedby life forms, but the ships sensors have picked up no evidence oftechnology or even industry. Here we must remain until help arrives. Sending a distress call would be futile, as there are
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 15
The alien savages roseone by one, not daring to straighten their knees. They removed theirmasks, revealing human-like faces with inquisitive yellow eyes,upturned noses with elongated nostrils, and rough, dreadlocked hair.They alternated between gazing respectfully at Zoidberg and murmuringto each other.The prophecy hascome to pass, said one of the natives to his friend, in a languagethe visitors c
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 16
Amy rubbed her fingersover the smooth surface of Zoidbergs new left claw. It reallyhas grown back, she marveled. It looks just like it didbefore.Howd you do it,mon? asked Hermes.Your guess is asgood as mine, said Zoidberg, snapping his claws joyfully.I cant believe myeyeI mean, eyes, said Leela. I havent seenanything like this sincesince Fry wasHermes, Amy, andZoidberg watched an expression of ast
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 17
Bitsy reached under thebar and retrieved a large socket wrench, which she used to screwBenders head tightly onto his body. Thanks, said the robotas soon as he had regained his bearings.Routine, said thebartender. Happens five times a day.Proteus stood in haste. Youve all been very good to me, he addressed the crowd ofsemi-drunken robots, but I must be on my way. Ive lost myhonor, and Im going to g
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 18
Located a quarter-milefrom Ravens touchdown site, the native village was little morethan a row of straw huts whose empty doorways faced the sun. Womenand children with huge nostrils and not much clothing walked back andforth, carrying bundles of grain under their arms. The hair on thewomen was short and unruly, and their standard fashion choice was ananimal-hide tube top that reached down only far
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 19
The moment Proteuspoked his head through the doorway leading into the Planet Expressconference room, the pinpoint of a laser beam appeared on hisforehead. It was being emitted from a quantum bazooka held byPhilaster Foss, who sat with his legs crossed on top of the roundtable. Dont make any sudden moves, the professor warnedhim.In thisbody? said Proteus incredulously. Im amazed I can move atall.No
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 20
After Foss hadrecovered from enough confusion and shock to punch through a six-inchsteel wall, he addressed the oversized brown rat with boldness. Youcant be Professor Farnsworth. Even if a human couldturn into a rat, a disembodied human head cant spontaneouslygenerate the skeletal structure and internal organs necessary forsuch a transformation. Furthermore, a rats vocal chords arepitched at too
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 21
The sound of thequantum bazooka discharge was followed by a grim silence. Fossdidnt dare move or breathe. Proteus, still in Benders body,felt despair well up in his cybernetic soul as he realized what hadhappened. Mildred, still in Leelas body, gradually lowered theheavy weapon from her shoulder.Proteus sank to hisknees and let out a cry of pure grief. You maniac! You destroyedmy perfect body! Dam
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 22
On the planet Selva (asHermes had dubbed it), the two dwarf stars that served as its sunswere setting behind the bushy horizon. As the light dimmed, thevillagers gathered underneath a thatched-roof pavilion to pay homageto their recently descended god Kootooloo, a.k.a. Zoidberg. Some ofthe native women bedecked him in fine woven robes and necklacesweighted down with precious stones, while others b
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 23
Once it was clear toher that Zoidberg would take no action, Delta let fly with her leftarm, stretching it to its limit in an effort to seize the nativesdagger. Ten feeteleven feettwelve feetit wasnt enough.With a dingy smile, theman sank his blade deep into the helpless womans solar plexus.Dark-red blood pouredfrom the wound. Amy screamed. Hermes screamed. Delta gasped.Leela felt a thrill.Zoidberg
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 24
Good afternoon,said Foss to the stocky, naked manbot who staffed the reception deskat the Office of Animal Control. Id like to take out a licensefor a pet rat.The robot leaned overhis desk to get a closer look at the creature on the other end of theleash in Foss hand. Ganesha help us, he remarked with anIndian accent. For an animal that large, you do not need a petlicenseyou need a boat license.Fa
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 25
On the third morningsince the arrival on the planet Selva, Amy awoke from a dream inwhich she was kissing a giant rabbit, only to find that a giantrabbit was licking her face in the real world. Ewww! sheprotested. Thats revolting!The alien beast fellback onto its hind legs and made a whimpering sound, as if the Asiangirls words had wounded it. To Amys eyes it resembled a furrykangaroo with a large
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