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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 26
The concerted effortsof Hermes, Amy, and Delta failed to sway Zoidbergs decision. Seethat stone column with the engravings on it? said the lobster.Thats how the Selvans keep track of time.Amy stepped onto themostly bare tablet on which the column stood, and over which it casta long shadow. Theres only one mark on it, she observed,pointing at the notch with her foot. Shouldnt there be twelve? They
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 27
As the seven-footchampion drew closer and tensed his muscles, Leela pondered her nextmove. No one explained the rules to me, so I take it there are norules, she thought. Lying perfectly still, she fastened herfingers around a ball of moist, clumpy sand, waited for Kupurasface to align with the bridge of her nose, and let fly with her bestblernsball pitch. As expected, the mass of sand collided dir
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In Zoid We Trust Chapter 28
While Deltasheadless body carelessly waddled into a wall, Leela held onto hersword with one hand and swooped down to grab the fembots head withthe other. Please be gentle, Captain Leela, she heard the headsay, but only anger and bloodlust filled her soul as she raced acrossthe sandy field. The spectators gaped in awe at the sight of hervictims severed head being dragged along.Oh, split! criedAmy,
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 1
Back to the Futurama!By I-am-E.L.FA/N: Michael J. Fox isone of my favorite actors. This story is dedicated to him, thosesuffering from Parkinsons Disease and those who are trying to cureit.This story is alsodedicated to my sister and dad, who introduced me to science-fictionmovies, The Simpsons, and Futurama.Chapter 1July 3005It was another boringday at Planet Express. Fry, Leela, and Bender were
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 2
Chapter 2 May 14, 1991Fry looked out thewindow that wasnt covered in ice. He looked around, and peoplewalking by were wearing really weird clothes.Oh my God! We wentback in time! gasped Fry. But where?Well youd betterfigure it out, Fry, because were stuck here, said Leela.How? asked Fry.Leela pointed to the plutonium chamber. It was empty.Oh, cursed life!gasped Bender. This is truly the end of my
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 3
Chapter 3May 15, 1991Fry was lying in bed,sleeping. He was tossing and turning with a wet washcloth on hishead.Dudedu-udehey,wake up! said a voice.Mom? Mom, is thatyou? asked Fry, still half-asleep.No, said thevoice. I dont think I even know you. Maybe I do, but Im notsure.Fry opened his eyes.He sawhimself! You all right?AAAAAAAHH!screamed Fry. Who the hell are you?Im Phil, buteveryone calls me Fr
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 4
Chapter 4May 16, 1991Leela woke up early(Matt and Trey offered her a room at a fancy hotel for as long as sheneeded) and was to the studio, wearing the new clothes she got atMacys the other day. Okay, Im ready for my modeling with! she said as she walked through the doors.Trey and Matt lookedat each other. Uh, listen, Leela, said Trey. Wecouldntexactly get Dave to come by and model with you.Leela
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 5
Chapter 5May 17, 1991RIIIIING! RIIIIING!Oh, my head,moaned Leela in her hotel room bed. She reached for the phone andanswered. Hello?Leela, my one-eyedbaby! said Trey on the phone. Listen, your model guy is down atthe studio right now! (yawn) What timeis it? asked Leela.Uh, 7:15 in themorning, said Trey.Leela let go of thephone and went back to sleep.Trey shrugged at wentto the hotel Leela was sta
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Back to the Futurama Chapter 6
Chapter 6May 18, 1991Fry was in the basementof his old house, trying to play the guitar, but he had those stupidfingers. He kept practicing, but he only knew the "C" cord.Ugh! I cant dothis! But I want me and Christa to hit it off, he said. Footstepswere heard coming down the stairs. Yancy came down, and he saw hisyounger brother older than him.UhPhil? askedYancy.Fryturned around. He was in deep t
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How Fry Saved Xmas Chapter 1
How Fry Saved XmasPhillipFry sat contentedly in the lounge of the Planet Express building,watching tv with his best friend Bender. It was a cold and snowyDecember afternoon in New New York, and Fry was thankful for athousand years worth of steady advancement in the field of indoorheating. Somewhere in the distance someone was playing Xmas carols,but the sound of the television drowned most of it o
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Talora Chapter 1
Talora:A Futurama Fan FictionBysoylentOrange-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Futuramais brought to you by Ezekiels human flavored breakfast cereal, theonly cereal made with the taste of authentic free range human.Ezekiels human flavored cereal: its tragically malicious!--------------------------------------------------------------------
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Talora Chapter 2
Part 2: PursuitChapter 7It was still there. Fry watched the bright speck of light shiftlazily against the stellar background. Amy had first spotted thewhite dot, or the Snark as its discoverer had termed it, as Leela waspiloting their ship through the Kuiper Belt. At first everyone hadassumed they were only seeing the nucleus of a particularlyreflective comet. It had the same grayish color through
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Talora Chapter 3
Part 3:TaloraChapter14Bender was not ahappy robot. He had been stuck in this stupid container, barely largeenough for his ego let alone his body and those of two humans, forhours. The small space didnt bother him so much; his apartmentwas only a few cubic meters in volume after all. Then again, hedidnt have to share those few cubic meters with two whiny mammals.Every ten minutes it was Im hungry o
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Talora Chapter 4
Part 4:HopeChapter29Frys littleship was fast. Stars shot by the view screen at a fearsome rate. Thedelivery boy watched them morosely from the tiny window above hisbunk. Stars had an almost hypnotic affect when they moved across thesky, much the same way a campfire does. The little points of lightwould pop into view as a glaring blue. As they moved astern, theywould gradually change color until th
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Talora Chapter 5
Part 5:RetributionChapter35The littleescape pod came to rest in the boughs of what looked remarkably likea terrestrial oak. A hiss of air filled the cockpit, and the canopypopped free. Mike, who had been cheerily instructing the poordelivery boy on the escape pods safety features ever since theMinnows cockpit had been jettisoned, informed Fry that the air wasbreathable. It has been a pleasure serv
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Talora Chapter 6
Part 6:Homeward BoundChapter43Leela called theprofessor as soon as they broke orbit. There were no signs of guilton his face. Either Farnsworth did not feel regret for abandoning herto whatever fate Ivan had planned, or he simply didnt rememberanything that had happened. It quickly became apparent that it wasthe second case.Hello? heenquired upon accepting the call. Who is this?Professor!Its Leela
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Know Your Stars Futurama Chapter 1
Know Your Stars: FuturamaDisclaimer: If I owned Futurama Zoidberg would rot in hell!Fry walked in and sat down.Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Philip Fry...He hates anchovies and the song Walking on SunshineNo! I love anchovies and Walking on Sunshine!Whatev! Philip Fry...he likes big butts and cannot lie you other brothers cant deny when-Hol
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Know Your Stars Futurama Chapter 2
Know Your Stars: FuturamaDisclaimer: If I owned Futurama Zapp Brannigan would be gay.Leela walked in and sat down."Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said, "Turanga Leela...she loves Zapp Brannigan"No I dont! Havent you seen the guys freakin scum!""No..""Turanga Leela...went out with Homer Simpson""That fat pig! No way!""Ive seen you...""Grrrr...""T
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Know Your Stars Futurama Chapter 3
Know Your Stars: FuturamaDisclaimer: If I owned Futurama Bender would be the star!Amy walked in and sat down."Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars..." The voice said, "Amy Wong ...cheats on Kif with Zapp Brannigan""No, I dont! I love Kif!""Yea yeah yea. Amy Wong...never worked a day in her life!""If Im an intern at Planet Express how can I have not worked a day in
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Know Your Stars Futurama Chapter 4
Know Your Stars: FuturamaDisclaimer: If I owned Futurama Bender would be the star!Bender walked in and sat down.Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Bender the Robot...wants to save all humansNo! I wanna kill em all!Even Fry?Well no but-Bender the Robot...hates bendingI love bending and I would love to bend you!Bender the Robot...wants to kill Fr
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Know Your Stars Futurama Chapter 5
Know Your Stars: FuturamaDisclaimer: If I owned Futurama They would play Walking on Sunshine in ever episode!Professor Farnsworth walked in and sat down.Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars ...Know Your Stars... The voice said,Hubert Farnsworth...loves young people more than anythingYoung people are nothing but scum! Everybody knows that!Hey whore you callin scum?The young people! Y
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Soda World Chapter 1
SodaWorldIt was time for alunch break at Planet Express. Frye had his usual-a sandwich withSlurm Cola. But something was gnawing at him, and it wasnt theindigestion that Slurm gave him.Whats thematter, Frye? Leela asked.Yeah, you looklike you lost your best friend in a poker game, Bender added.Frye sighed. Ijust miss my old cola, thats all.Well, Slurm isthe only cola available on Earth now, but it
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A Thousand Years Chapter 1
A few thingsI'd like to say - this is a fic of many firsts: my first Futurama ficand my first songfic. So please, be nice in your reviews!Also, I originally didn't intend to write any Futurama fics (though Ido like the series), but this idea just came to me and I thought howwonderfully it went with the song, so I wrote it. Also, the title ofthe fic is a reference to the title of the song (A Thousa
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Zoidenstein Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Futurama in any way, shape, or form, nor do I possess The Doors. Please dont sue me!Okay, this is my very first Futurama fanfiction, so be nice. ANDREMEMBER TO REVIEW!Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.Leela stood before the ship, arms crossed, with one heavy boottapping the floor impatiently. Nibbler rested comfortably on hershoulder, snoring in an almost growling-humming manner.Piou! Pi
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A Different Godfellas Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I in no wayown Futurama or any of the characters, except if I decide to throw ina few. Ill tell you if they are mine in the story.This story takes placeduring the episode Godfellas. This takes place before Bender killssome of the villages and they end up killing each other blah blahblah. So what would have happened if Bender didnt kill thosevillagers? What if he tried to be good and ac
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The End of Futurama Chapter 1
The End of Futurama By Dark InklingI'd like to start off by saying that this is my first fanfic on this site, and I hope you all enjoy it and post reviews (all feedback is much appreciated). Also, this story is the start of my own arch that will wrap up the series of Futurama my way, mainly because I was very disappointed that the series ended with "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" (though i
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The End of Futurama Chapter 2
leela walked down the streets of New New York wishing there was some kind of detour or accident or something so she wouldn't have to see Fry. She kept wondering what on Earth she could say to him, she didn't think "I've changed my mind, I love you, now let's haul ass to work." would cut it. She would just have to show up at Bender's doorstep and wing it, and that sucked.By the time Leela reached R
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one step for man another step for fry Chapter 1
Futurama the one step for man another step for frybender walks in looking at letterHey fry look theres a letter for meWhat now another robot check up says fry sadlyNo its some invitation shitGood have funWHATS WRONG WITH U JACK ASS OH WHO CARES IM GETTING A BEER BENDER WALKED OUT THE DOOR.FRY RUBBED HIS LEFT EYE WICH LEELA PUNCHED AGAINwhat could he ever do to impress her, jump of a cliff? Nah to
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Past Present and Future Tension Chapter 1
Disclaimer Mumbo-Jumbo: I own both Futurama andInuYasha. Heh, nah, I dont. I was just making sure you were payingattention! MattPast,Present, and Future TensionAFuturama/InuYasha crossover by Matt Garner(Withspecial thanks to Heather Garner, Seth Garner, and Brentt Terry forseveral joke suggestions and plot elements.And toMike: The Boy With No Last Name for the gloriously campyInuYasha-style title
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What would life be like without you Chapter 1
Kash: OH YOUR GOD! I AM SO SORRY ABOUT ABANDONING FANFICTION EVERYONE! I got bored with it after a while, and quit. And guys, I dont really plan on finishing my other stories... x.x sorry. But I WILL be making lots of NEW ones! SO ENJOY! DEstelle: -cough-Kash: Oh, yea and this is Estelle. She has all 5 seasons of futurama on her Computer. O:Estelle: BOO YAH.Kash: Thats ok because I have 3 Futurama
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What would life be like without you Chapter 2
Kash: AND, WERE BACK! WITH JOE!Joe: Hey babehz. :DEstelle: Yo home dawgz. :DKash: I made sure to have the chapter LONGER, and with more SUSPENSE. Sorry about being so hard on you, Fry.Fry: NO YOURE NOT! -sobs-Joe: Poor Fry.Estelle: -sighs-What would life be like without you?Chapter Two:The strangerAll day long that last sentence Leela had said danced around in Frys head.Sometimes I wish you didnt
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What would life be like without you Chapter 3
Kash: AND, WERE BACK! WITH KIMMEH!Kimmeh: Hai.Estelle and Joe: Hallo.Kash: R&R! I HAVE SO MANY GREAT IDEAS FOR FURTHER CHAPPIES!Kimmeh; -holds up picture of adorable little baby seal on its back, with stubby little paws-All: Awwwwwwwwwww!Estelle: Its so cuuutee! n.nJoe: Hello. Can I take you home with me?! n.nWhat would life be like without you?Chapter 3The WishAfter his strange encounter with
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What would life be like without you Chapter 4
Kash: Anddd, WE ARE BACKKK!Estelle: gawd its about time.Kash: sdfu I had to make a pre writing.Estelle: NO YOU SDFU. PRE WRITITNGS DONT TAKE THAT LONGKash: SDFUJoe: LOOK EVERYONE JUST SDFU!Estelle & Kash: roflk.What would life be like without you?Chapter 4The MessageFry exited robot hell cheerfully, he whistled the globetrotters theme song as he strolled down the road. He seemed to enjoy not e
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Through the porthole glass Chapter 1
AN: Thisis my first futurama fic so please accept my apologies if thecharacters arent quite right. This is based on the episode fromseason 2 called Deep South and is written from Frys P.O.V. Idont own anything to do with futurama and any reviews areappreciated. Any spelling mistake are my own and possibly on purpose since Fry isn't too bright.Stupidshipmates! I did see a mermaid, I know I did! Im
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 1
I,Roommate II: Revenge of the SlobThe morning sun beganto slowly raise above New New York, coating the Robot Arms apartmentbuilding in a warm reddish gold tint. It was truly a beautiful day inthe making.Frys alarm began togo off, he rolled over to hit the snooze button and knocked over afinished 6 pack of Slurm cans onto the ground.Ahh whatever Hemumbled and rolled over covering his head with his
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 2
Bender sat in the grimridden taxi cab. This thing sure had seen better days. The seedylooking human driving didnt look to competent either. The ride toZoidbergs house was only 20 minutes, soon he could find a place tokick up his metallic feet, drink cheap booze and rob Dr. Zoidbergblind.So buddy rough timeshuh Bender attempted making conversation.Is got it oksbelieve it or not The cabbie said adju
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 3
The Real Estate Agentbegan to approach Dr. Zoidberg, reaching into his pocket and pullingsomething out. Zoidberg shot a long stream of ink from his inkbladder on to the real estate agent and scurried out of the roommaking a whooping noise.Well get backwith ya Bender said strolling out the door.The real estate agentwiped the globs of ink off of his face. His potential buyers stormedout of the house
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 4
Fry grabbed his nose asLeela slammed the door with all her might. A few drips of blood beganto drip from his finger tips.Oh looks like youwont be having children with a damaged human horn Zoidberg saidreaching into his pocket and pulling out a band aid.The out of his timedelivery boy and uninformed doctor got into an elevator. Even thoughhis nose was bloody he could still smell the stench that was
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 5
Fry had no where to go.He had been evicted from Robot Arms. Leela was nothing short ofpissed at him and The Professor was just being plain old. The rainhad began falling again and lightening lit up the dark sky. He pulledout his wallet, empty. A hotel room was out, even the Hilton Inn,which was now nothing but a glorified crack house patronized byprostitutes. The only place that had its arms wide
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I Roomate II Revenge of the Slob Chapter 6
Fry pocketed a simplelooking laser gun device and shoved it into his pocket. Still withouta plan or any impulse to pursue one, he returned to the first floorof the time ridden home. He crashed on the coach once again, the onlything that seemed logical, and easy was to sleep. After a few hourshe woke up, looking at his watch it was past noon.Damn, late for work.Oh well, at least my record of being
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Futurama Poem 1 Chapter 1
Futurama PoemI know this sucks butplease review anyway!FUTURAMA POEM:Futurama is really cool!It really makes you wannadrool!There's Scruffy Fry,Bender and LeelaThere's Amy, Zoidberg andFarnsworth tooIt makes you wanna gohahahaI want to know who doesn'tlike it, who?I really love this amazingshow!Just like my deformed babytoe!THE END!!!!!Lol! I don't really have adeformed baby toe! I just put that!P
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The Boned Supremecy part one Chapter 1
TheBoned SupremecybyQuick-n-PopularPartone: All my ChildrenOpening:A Lewis Carroll acid trip.Cartoon:Speedy GonzalezOpening:The streets of New New York. Hermes is whistling while walkingtowards Planet Express. All of a sudden a bright light emits from analley he passes. He stops, goes back, and looks in the alley. Hehears three voices that sound like Fry, Leela, and Bender. He cantsee them but lis
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