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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 7
Hey here's Chap 7. Sorry about the previous chap. I know pretty boringChapter 7 Boring Day With a TwistLisa arrived at Janeys at exactly 5 oclock. She didnt know whether to wait for Allison or not. Just then she saw Allison coming her way. They talked for a bit, rang the doorbell and went in.Janeys mom opened the door and said that Janey just had a simple flu today and they were allowed to see her
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Bartman Chapter 64
BartBartSomethingis deeply disturbing her, I think you should go talk to her. Lisasaid, bluntly referring to Maggies state.Whyme?Wellyoure the oldest and she does seem to like you more. Lisareplies.Wellyoure smarter and she needs to bug me less and annoy you more.I reply bluntly. I was stupid and she wasnt. I had no idea how toapproach problems and answer them to an 8 yr old in a simplisticfashion
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Bartman Chapter 65
MaggieMaggieLetsus rock! Cliff Burton said as he and Kurt Cobain blasted theirdistortion pedals and killed some demons by playing stairway toheaven. Sid Vicious could have helped as well but he couldntreally play bass so instead he smashed demons in the head with hisbass. Layne Staley added his vocals, his was definitely an awesomesinger and Alice in Chains is really cool.JohnnyCash, you need to p
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Wished Away Chapter 8
Hey everyone! I'm back again! Wow it's only been a day and I got the next chapter up. Fastest one yet! Anyway, for the last chapter, for the people who read this story, at the end of chapter 7, it says: "And Lisa had the perfect, yet legal, idea". Well legal is supposed to be 'illegal'. Okay? Awesome! Okay then, enjoy this next chapter!All You Need is the Medical FolderLisa knew that Joe had to be
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Bartman Chapter 67
HomerHomerIthought you were going to stop drinking. I say as I walk into thebar and see Reverend Lovejoy.I was,that baby is just starting to drive me insane. He replies. Helooked a mess and I wanted to laugh so badly.Well,it will be all worth it when they are 13 and arguing against you.Calling you a bastard and stuff yeah it will be worth it then.I say with a smile.Youright, what was I thinking? I
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 11
Well here is chapter 11! Wow 11 chapters! Cool!Chapter 11. The Dance Part 2.Lisa entered the school gym. It was decorated with silver and gold sparkles.Looks like the theme is silver and gold. Alex sure did a good job working with the seniors. She thought. She looked over to Hugh.Cmon Hugh, lets dance she said and dragged him on to the dance floor.B-but Lisa I dont dance cried Hugh.Aw its easy Ill
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Bartman Chapter 68
OttoOttoI havenothing left, I pissed away all my money. Drugs, alcohol and womanare cool and all but only when you have them. Now I live under abridge, jobless, homeless and only get enough money for weed every 3or 4 months. My life sucks dude!! OW! I walk back into town, I gotfriends but Im too afraid to ask. I got helped out so many timesand I ended up pissing it all away. I walk into the local
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 12
I'm sooo sorry for not updating sooner. Long story short: My computer crashed and all my documents were gone so I had to redo it. But it's back now so we can continiue.Chapter 12. What does this mean?Milhouse and Lisa were kissing passionately in the music room until Lisa pulled away.Wait rewind and freeze. What are we doing? she asked Milhouse.Um we were kissing, no we are standing he answered st
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Bartman Chapter 69
BartJessicaWhatare you doing sweetie?Fuckyou!! I scream at him causing him to slightly wince.I haveseen what you have done your trying to break me and Bart up arentyou? I say throwing him the letter.OhHoney, its for your own good.No itsnot!! I said nearly crying but instead I slapped him hard on thecheek. He didnt respond.Why didyou do it? I ask him wanting to strangle him. I swear I could takehim
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Bartman Chapter 71
BartBartAll myfriends and family are slowly disappearing. Everyone is slowlystarting to have fucked up problems when I need help.Bart,what are we going to do they have Maggieand Lisa. Gerald, uhhAxel said depressed.Bart!!Axel, we are fine!! Maggies voice echoed through the house,for a moment I thought she had returned but it was in my imagination.Did youhear that? Axel asked me, maybe it wasnt in
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A Random Fic Chapter 1
''Duff Man doesn't likekotage cheese and war for the same Ya,''Duff mean said asHe and and Principle Skinner were talking about him being the schoolmascot.''Now DuffMan,''Skinner began,''why would you make a better mascot thanBumbilbee Man.''''Because Duff Man isgreat with Ya!''Skinner gave him an odd look.''Why do yousay 'Oh Ya' after everything?''''It was a sideeffect ofsome headach medcin I t
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Bartman Chapter 72
A/N: Okay I know this chapter is short but because I wanted to finish the last bit about aliens and crap. It sucks, Im sorry the last few chapters have been crap in fact since chapter 50 Bart has sucked but I want to change it for the better. After this chapter, im gonna work hard on redeming this fic.MaggieWho is she? I ask Lisa who screamed out a name in disbelief. I believe she said something F
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Bartman Chapter 73
BartI finallyunderstand this shit, in the past I used to get euphoric oversomething exciting and adventurous but I feel so happy understandingdiffraction. Physics looked so difficult but I finally understandit!!!!Bart?Jessica said walking into the room as I was smirking at mysuccession.Haventyou heard of knocking? I ask as I close my physics manual.Ohummm sorry, what are you doing? She asked.Study
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Bartman Chapter 77
JessicaAll we hadto do was fight off the Shelbyville army as they started ascendingfrom the chamber of moments and seal the gates of time using theSimpson key. The difficult bit was before this, we had to go intoShelbyville and find the Simpson key. It was locked away in theShelbyville museum and we had to steal it. The Mayor of Shelbyvillehad issued out a death warrant for any Springfield citizen
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Crime Fighters Inc Chapter 3
-1ProfessorFrinkItsbeen about two or three weeks since I have return to my home town andIm starting to feel like I never left. I mean it is 25 years sinceI remember what most things where like but still it doesnt matter.NoJessica, I am not lending you $250, why dont you get a job?Pleasedaddy,No!!!Yourea mean old dad, The Lovejoys havent changed much I have toadmit. Tim is still a religion driven m
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Crime Fighters Inc Chapter 5
-1ProfessorFrink.UncleFrink, why is the sky blue?Becauseof the particles in Alex cuts me off.homer,dont you think you could live Professor Frink alone? Homerangrily walks into his current bedroom.itsnice of you too to take us in, Alex says as she drinks a hot cupof coco.WellI had too, it was dangerous to let you stay where you were living,Whatabout Lisa and Maggie?WellLisa has moved in with an old
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Herkies Adventure Chapter 2
Chapter 2The next morning,preparations were underway in the office of Mr. Burns. Homer Simpson,the safety inspector of the plant and two other ubiquitous employees,Lenny and Carl, have agreed to come in early for a substantialcompensation. They are busy decorating the office for what appearedto be a party. Mr. Burns gives instructions:Thatsityesright there. Excellent! he chortles.Youre sure hedoes
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Crime Fighters Inc Chapter 6
SideshowBobMy planshave all come true; my power is growing day by day along with themasses that wish to do my bidding. My magic was growing and MartinPrince has been working on a lot of new inventions.I haveheard about Snake, master Martin says suddenly one day in ourhideout.Whereis he? He will be ready for a new attack,He isworking with Professor Frink and Reverend Lovejoy to track us down.What?I
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Herkies Adventure Chapter 3
In Smithersapartment, he has revived again and sits up on the sofa, but his headis still throbbing agonizingly. He sees Herkie who is squatting nearthe couch, wagging his tail expectantly. Are you still here?Smithers asks looking around. Where am I?Herk sits up on hishaunches and paddles his front paws, but his only reward is anothergroan from his master. Smithers slowly stands and searches theapa
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The road of redemption Chapter 1
Veryfew people in Springfield knew what happened to the spiky haireddemon. As Bart got older he just seemed to get more out of control,his parents not knowing what to do had him sent away to live withHomers uncle, Kyle. There he spent 8 miserable year inShelbyville. However, on his 18th Birthdayhe would return back home, the place where he was once the popularkid, now he is the forgotten Simpson.I
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 2
Homer appears. I told you in the last chapter Id get you! Homer said. he starts strangling me like he chokes Bart Can you tell the readers I dont own you? I begged. Depthmon does not own me, my family, and my friends he said. Take this fat man! I said I kicked him on the leg Ow! Thats my weak spot! said Homer said hopping on his other leg. I sweep kick his hoping leg and make him fall and I runHop
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 4
Hey Bart have youfound Matt yet? I asked Bart walking by. No Bart said. Whatabout you Lisa any luck? Bart asked. Sorry. Then Homer cameby. I found this stink bomb Homer said. Im in the closetso it wont that bad. Then Homer put the stink bomb in theclosetWhere Matt Groaning was. Well never find him. Isaid as we walked away from the smell.20to annoyMaggie Simpson1)Marge being away.2)Seeing Gerald th
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 5
Its obvious I dont own the Simpsons or Id be a character by nowIts obvious I dont own the Simpsons or Id be a character by now.20 ways to annoy Marge Simpsonplaying Grand Theft Scratchy (Have to play Simpsons video game to understand)stealing.being independentdisobeying her.telling her she nags a lot.of Itchy and Scratchy calling her a goofball.hitting on her. Burns hitting on her.Stiff hitting on
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When I Ruled Chapter 1
When I RuledWhen I Ruled
By:Anime Blob (CartoonBlob)
Notes: Hmm, it is very hard towrite Sideshow Bob/Bart fluff, but I did it, and here it is. Thetitles inspired by Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
Disclaimer:The Simpsons Y Matt Groening.--Bart Simpsonalways felt like he was on top. No matter what, he always reinedking, or so it seemed. He could always slip and slide past hisparents into
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 3
I warned Ned that this next battle would be hard. Greed had taken the body of a resilient old man; one who anybody would think should have died long ago, but still he managed to live. Greed lived alone in a mansion, although his assistant did spend a lot of time there. We drove up to the mansion, and saw that he was not there. But we knew where his other perch was; the extravagant office in the Sp
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 6
He rode up on a motorbike, and looked me in the eye. Ned, I said, Are you ready for this?I certainly am, Anastasia. Ill win this fight, and then the world will be safe. And if I lose, well I dont-diddily-ont know what will happen. Alright, Pride, warp me to your vortex.Vortex? That is SO Inferior Sin. I have a manor. He warped us there. My name is Snake dont try to get me to tell you any more, Im
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Hold On English Version Chapter 4
Episode 4It was late and she had to study for test on Monday. Still being sure that she was going to approve, she decided to study all weekend. To study she had to leave her house, it was impossible to concentrate. Bart was listening to music loudly and her parents were trying to get the door free. Plus she had many distractions on her mind.She got her books and started walking towards the library
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Pink Floyd The Wall SIMPSONS STYLE Chapter 1
(((I have decided to make a tribute to my favourite Simpsons character, Otto, and one to my favourite band Pink Floyd, by writing the second ever Pink Floyd/Simpsons related fanfictions, the first one being my songfic, One of my Turns(((I havedecided to make a tribute to my favourite Simpsons character, Otto,and one to my favourite band Pink Floyd, by writing the second everPink Floyd/Simpsons rel
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Blues Riot 64 Chapter 1
Blues Riot #64THIS IS MY FIRST FIC I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE! PLZ TELL ME IF U WANT MORE CHAPTERS SO BRING ON THE FLAMES!As the TV was on in the Simpsons houseKent brockman said the usual two people died, the gays fight for their rightsagain!but just then from the kitchen Marge and Lisa hear, the companies of hair dyes have decided to ban all blue hair dyes #17-64! At the same time he also says the scho
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Leonard Girl Chapter 2
Ok well. Hi Simpson Fans. Well this is my first Simpson fic so I'll try my best. So Last night I was watching The Wife swap episode, and at Lenny's place I thought it be very cool if he had a kid he never knew about! LOL!Thanks for the reviews!Sorry if I get characters personality wrong. If do, tell me in a review please.Also note: PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW! Even if it's 'This story is an OK story'o
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 6
Very short chapter, sorry. A little busy.Ch. 6: Smooth CriminalRobert gave no one direct eye contact, but glanced at the general shapes of buildings and neon signs. Even after being fully acquainted with filthy prison life, he couldnt help but give disgusted looks at the littered streets, grotesque fat men, and the stores and clubs that were completely devoid of anything with cultural merit. With
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Car Accident Chapter 4
(AN: Unicat, to answer your long review, Smithers attack on Homer was just a small fragment of events to come(AN:Unicat, to answer your long review, Smithers attack on Homer was justa small fragment of events to come. Its going to be a fairly longstory so be patient, please. )(Disclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons, Yeesh Im a 13 year old girl who isobsessed with Pink Floyd. Im Not Matt Groening. If I
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Car Accident Chapter 5
Chapter 5Chapter 5((An: Ihave decided to update again, as with the last 4 chapters, I ask forconstructive criticism.))Disclaimer:I dont own The SimpsonsI stoodthere frozen; my hands were stuck to my sides. I wanted to run to Mr.Burnss aide, but my legs were stuck to the concrete. I watched interror as I saw the truck hit him, and his fragile body wascatapulted into the air.When Ifinally recovered
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 1
THE WORLD BURNSTHE WORLD BURNSChapter 1: Ding Dongthe miser is dead(Smithers and Burnsdisappear with Liz)Frink: O gegod this isnot good.Lisa: Theyre gone.Mr. Burns and Smithers are gone.Bart: All right!Lisa: Bart! This is nota time for celebratingBart: Think, Lise. Nomore Burns. No more killings no more fear of what will happennext NO MORE BURNS!Bob: Im the greatestcriminal in Springfeild now.Snak
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 8
Chapter8: A long days journey intoANASA rocket is pelting toward NeptuneLiz:Again Im sorry about this.Grandma:You have nothing to be sorry about.Liz:I brought an evil mogul to our world; I called you to bail me out ofjail; and I got us kidnapped and put on a rocket to Neptune where weare gonna dieso I have a lot to be sorry for, Grandma(Therocket crashes on the surface of Neptune. Liz puts on one
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Kidnap Chapter 4
Thanks to Swisssmarie, Sacharissa Lupin, Yami-Kjata, and Telling StearsonFeeling rather light headed young Bart stumbled back into the store. He grabbed a bottle of cold water and drank some, leaning against the counter as he pressed the chilled plastic against his forehead. His vision was coming back slowly, becoming clearer and less fog like. However, the fear he felt stuck like gum to a shoe.Si
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Kidnap Chapter 5
Thanks to Sacharissa Lupin & Yami-Kjata for reviewingThanks to Sacharissa Lupin & Yami-Kjata for reviewing! Yes, I know Bart doesnt seem to be the type to drunk but in this fanfiction, he does. Fanfiction means fiction written by a fan. Just saying now so no one gets pissed.Homelovefamilywhat do these three words have in common?The feeling of safety. This was what Bart Simpson lacked. He p
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Kidnap Chapter 6
Thanks to Swissmarie and Yami-Kjata for reviewing. Expected more, but eh. Anyway lolTo be drunk and passed out was probably heaven for, well, anyone who wished to do such a thing. It is said by some that when youre drunk, you dont dream. Well, if you do dream, you certainly dont remember anything. Just like the moments when youre awake and intoxicated, its all a blur. Sometimes its a painful blur
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Kidnap Chapter 7
Thanks to Yami-Kjata, Beriipop, and Opaque Opal for reviewing! I know I'm not really adding a lot of talking right now b/c I'm mostly trying to see just how far my writing skills have advanced lately. However, the next chapter will -should- have more dialogue. Opaque Opal; I was getting a bit worried since you havent been on in ages. I hope youve had time to at least write your stories down or som
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Kidnap Chapter 8
Thanks to Maria, Yami-Kjata, Sacharissa Lupin, and Telling Stearson. Good try at the guess, T.S., but sadly its not Milhouse lol. And OMFG, you have NO idea how badly I wanted to write some yaoi hints in this, hints of romancebut its too early in the story lol. I tried to make Bobs speechwell, Bob like so lets see what happens. TELL ME IF YOU THINK I PUT BOB INTO CHARACTER PLEASE! Sideshow Bob! Ba
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Kidnap Chapter 10
At long last, I can finally say who the surprise guest is! Im shocked that no one guessed it, although Snake was a good guess lol. Thanks so very much to beriipop and Swisssmariefor reviewing.It wasCecil Terwilliger!Bart let out another horrified shriek, his head pounding even more because of it. Now on the table, he instinctively grabbed the wrists of the man. His fingers wrapped around the colla
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Kidnap Chapter 12
Thanks so very much to Penelope2000, Yami-Kjata, Anyminutenow, & alishak626 reviewing. Im aware that this issick towards the middle so beware. The food was overall pretty good. Of course it wasnt food from a five star restaurant, which Bart never really ate at, but it was good. The toast was slightly damp from the soup and the soup was cold from waiting so long. Not to mention the soup wasnt h
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