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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 6
ChapterSix:Stu Swings And Alien AngeredHomerand family pull into the airport, nearly hitting another persons car.They rush into the airport, running to the ticket desk. Disco Stu issitting down, watching everyone rush to the counter for tickets."Chumps. You won't find Disco Stu doin' what they do!" Hetakes the key from his pocket and throws it into the trash can. Helooks over and sees a woman read
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 7
ChapterSeven:Wreckless WrathShortlyafter, Kang and Kodos wheel their UFO out to the transmission towerfor the airport. Kang stays in the spacecraft as Kodos goes to attacha rope to the top of the tower to prevent all planes from moving out.Kodos climbs up and throws the rope towards the top. The hookattaches to it. "I have got it!" He yells out to Kang inthe UFO. But, just then, the light turns on
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In a Matter of Circumstance Chapter 3
Montgomery Burns stood outside a heated chamber noticing the vibrant buttons blinking and the sirens buzzing through the metal room. He scratched at his gray hair, trying to find a reason for this event. All these complicated dials and arrows spinning uncontrollably were alien to his elderly mind. Even though he owned this plant, he didnt know what was wrong. After all, it had just finished constr
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 8
ChapterEight:Wreckless Wrath AftermathTheSimpsons are back on the road again, thanks to Kang and Kodos' attackon the airport's transmission tower. Bart sees a car pass by."Whoa!That's the kind of car I want!" Bart says, still looking out thewindow."Don'tcount on it boy." Homer says."Whynot, dad?""Becausethe Volkswagen Beetle was used by the Nazis, Bart." Lisa says asshe closes the book she was rea
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 11
Chapter ElevenKangand Kodos found a key shop on the road. They entered it and steppedup to the counter. "Excuse us, do you partake in the reproducingof these door opening devices?" Kang holds up a key."Uh...ifyou mean a key, then yes." The squeaky-voiced teen took the key."Do you want one copy? Because if you get two you get anotherone for free.""Onlyone, we're in a hurry!" Kang says to the boy. T
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 15
ChapterFifteen: Sleepy Loony LucysTheSimpsons have outran the WWII veterans, but that's not much of anaccomplishment, and just finished a meal in a dinner.Homerconfesses to what his real motives were for this trip. "We'reracing!" He says randomly."What,dad?" Lisa asks."It'sa race. We are racing.Mr. Burns set up this race for two million dollars. And I wanna getthere first! I do not want to end up
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On the Run Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not SpongeBob SquarePants.
This is my first SpongeBob story.Enjoy. ^^On the RunAh, what a wonderful day in Bikini Bottom. It looks like SpongeBob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Field. Yet again SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick are temping to catch another jellyfish.La La La sang SpongeBob. He skipped along behind a swimming jellyfish.SpongeBob. Its almost noon. said Patri
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On the Run Chapter 4
Chapter four: Painful Past, Positive Future.(In this chapter, you find out the identity of Lisas Stepfather next chapter. Some of you mayve already known, and to some, it may be a complete shock. But either way, I hope you enjoy. Itll be short, but definitely sweet. And stay tuned for chapter five.)Lisa awoke to a pair of loving, caring eyes. Those eyes belonged to a gangster and her ex-rival true
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Sons of Evil Chapter 1
Sons of Evil1Francesca cringed. She hated being in this dark, degrading cell. She longed to be back in Italy againOh, her beloved Italy! How she missed itMother! What is wrong with Daddy? little Gino asked, and Francesca glanced sadly down at her son. He was sitting in her lap, gazing up at her with those big, round eyes of his.Oh, darling Gino, she whispered, burying her face in her sons fiery re
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Three Kisses Chapter 2
Disclaimer: Does not own W.I.T.C.HAN: 2 chapter of this story. Going todo the last chapter of this sometime soon, so I can focus onfinishing my Warped Aurameres story and then move on to doingthe next story in my hearts series. Memories Matter Most.Those who were reading Who is Wreak55 don't expect me to update that for sometime as it was a passingfancy story which the idea of who the bad guy is i
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Three Kisses Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Does not own W.I.T.C.HAN: Chapter 3 and last chapter of thisshort story. I have no idea why I started this story now it feelslike I had to force out this chapter rather then it just comingnaturally hopefully that doesn't mean thequality is too bad. Though I am going to make sure to checkmy spelling before posting this time round instead of after. Anywayreview and enjoy.Also wondering w
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Three Kisses Chapter 4
He was. Bob crawled in through Barts bedroom window (that was conveniently placed right by a tall tree), and silently as ever, he approached the sleeping boy.I know youre asleep, but Bob blushed. Why was he doing this? Its not like Bart could hear him. Even if he was awake, Bobs whispers were so soft that no-one could hear what he was sayingprobably because he didnt want anyone to hear what he was
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 19
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to get back to each of your reviews individually, but please know that each one means a lot to me, and I hope you continue to read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER NINETEEN:It took not a minute for my former friends to see me; however, it took slightly longer for them to recognize me. I hadnt realized jus
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 5
CHAPTER 5 :BEIJING TRAININGUnlike the rest of the United States Olympic team, who is entrenched in San Jose University to proceed to China afterwards, Otto is already in China. He takes the time to acquaint himself with the other cell phone throwers, like Marianne Kwyjibo XI. Otto, can you do me a favour, please? I want to speak with Bart Simpson, if only through a chatroom Marianne asks. Marianne
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 9
Chapter Nine: Danger In The Bedroom and The Murderer RevealedIn Apu' room, Manjula gets into bed next to Apu. "I'm really worried. What if I wake up and you are dead next to me?" Manjula says to Apu.Apu looks at Manjula. "Simple: then you did it. Please, let's just go to sleep. In the morning, I'm sure everyone will be calm and collected." There is a hissing sound. "Turn off the steam, would you?"
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 6
Bright and early, Montgomery Frederick Burns arrived at his son'smansion. He knocked on the door and waited.A few minutes passed, and a servant opened the door.Monty will be down in a moment. He said.It's Mr. Burns! An angry voice yelled from somewhereupstairs.The servant rolled his eyes. Mr. Burns will be with you ina moment. He corrected himself.With his tie and jacket draped over his elbow, and
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Bart learns about politics Chapter 1
A/N: A small political joke, hope you enjoyA/N: Asmall political joke, hope you enjoy.There is aboy called Bart, and he goes to dad, Homer, to ask him what politicsis. His dad replies "Ok son, Ill teach you about politics. Iearn all the money so I will be know as capitalism. Your mum spendsall the money so she will be known as the government. Maggie is smallso she will be known as the future, and
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The Springfield Chronicles Season of Changes Chapter 1
Beforeyou get to the story, theres a few things I want to sayFirst:Thank you for all of those who made the first SpringfieldChronicles,my most read story out of anything Ive time, I askthat you read this next installment and review it, so I can get thenecessary feedback I need to improve. Tell me what you like, please,and tell me what you dont like. For the last SpringfieldChroniclesI got a WTF r
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 8
Thanks to AMX, Mary Sues Ugly BFF, RIPSydBarrett, Swisssmarie and Sacharissa Lupin for reviewing! Okay, this is probably the last chapter of the whole short story! I know it seems a bit fast but like I said, its shortso yeah lol. I hope you all enjoyed it because I just HAD to get this idea out there. From what I know, and I could be wrong, this is the first Bob/Lisa paring ever. A visitor? Bob wo
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Wished Away Chapter 4
Hey people, that have reviewed my story! Thanks everyone! I probably wont do anymore chapters until spring break. So, until then I hope you enjoy this chapter!The Beginning of It AllAhh! Lisa sat up in bed. Im alive! Im alive! She scanned her body, just to make sure that she had all her body parts. Lisa now regretted everything she had ever said or done in her life, even if they were pleasant. Bec
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 10
Hey chapter 10 is here! I've made it part of a two part series and Part two will be out soon!The Dance Part 1.Lisa was excited. She had just gotten home from school and in a few hours Hugh was going to pick her up at 6:30 for their early dinner. She thought back on the past week. Nothing much had happened except for the shock discovery that Martin was cheating on Allison. Lisa felt bad for Allison
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 2
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you:)CHAPTER TWO:Timothy and Helen Lovejoy gossipedabout Maude Flanders recent five-pound weight gain as Marge Simpson attemptedto pull her son off the roof of the restaurant where he was trying to reachsome type of miniature rocket he must have thrown up there. Ned Flander
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Trapped Alone Chapter 2
Goodbye, world, Waylon thought to himself as he climbed on top of the rail of the balcony and closed his eyes, right before he tried to jump off the ledge.Suddenly a voice came out from behind him, Dont jump! Waylon stumbled out of surprise and nearly fell over the edge when a warm hand grabbed his and pulled him to the balcony. Its not futile, Waylon.Who are you? Waylon asked, And how do you know
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Trapped Alone Chapter 3
The salty water hit the ground, oh so shamefully, sizzling in the aura of the core. But the longer that they fell, the more Waylon was pulled upward and soon, he was near the top of the pit. He flew out of the hole and levitated, floating down to the ground, unconscious. He was not breathing.His heart was beating like a snail crossing a bridge and his eyes were deeply shut. The pallor on his face
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I Rodney Chapter 1
I, RodneyI, Rodney Flanders do declareA discussion with Lisa Simpson fairHer hair is blonde and mine is redBut the real difference is inside our headsI promised with my hand on my heartThat Id listen to her partAnd not call her opinions dumbAnd she, for me, agreed to someBut not all conditions set by meIn the outside world, she hates to be freeTrue, behind closed doors, Im the bad guyIll be the on
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Herkies Adventure Chapter 5
Herkie, who doesntjust have his keen sense of smell to rely upon, suddenly pricks uphis ears alertly. He strains at the leash again so hard that the menhave to trot to keep up. They pass the caf where Smitherstarried and arrive at the dark alley from which sounds of a struggleissue. Herkie with a burst of energy, finally breaks free of Lennyscontrol and rushes into the alley. He sees his beloved m
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 3
Hi there! My nameis Depthmon and this is my good friend Bart Simpson. I said in anoffice. Hows it hanging? Bart said. Well readers I gotsome very, very, very, very, very, very, good news. I am the newowner of The Simpsons! No youre not! Bart said. Um,why not? I said Well locking up MattGroening in acloset then taking over The Simpsons company isnt owning us.Bart pointed out. Guess youre right Bart
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20 ways to annoy The Simpsons Chapter 7
Hey Guys! I'm going on vacation tommorow.So I wont update till...I dunno...till...the latists the 14th...So dont review this just PM me cause this is the next chap...maybe sooner if i can get internet acces where I'm going... But I'll try... see you guys on the 14Sincearly Depthmon
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50 Haikus for 50 Characters Chapter 1
50 Haikus based on 50 characters:In order of my appreciation for the characters. If one of your favorite characters isnt on this list, feel free to write a haiku about them in your spare time.(Smithers)Nerdy assistantWorking hard and secretlyLoving his old boss(Moe)Sadness comes quicklyTo the tavern owners eyesSpiting his plain face(Mr. Burns)Money and powerCause the decrepit man joyIn his busy pl
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 4
Ned still looked a little guilty. He couldnt get over that he had killed Montgomery Burns. But I swore that the next battle would be better for all of us. I saw the man in the prison cell, and I asked, Are you Sideshow Bob?Why yes, I am. You recognized me? Well, I guess I did use to put myself through hell on television before I was replaced by some martyr good to see some people still remember me
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Lenny x Carl Chapter 1
Die Freundschaft zwischen Lenny und CarlOminse FrauenEs gibt einige Szenen, die darauf hindeuten, dass Lenny und Carl noch anderes verbindet als eine Freundschaft. Verdchtig ist schon, dass man sie so hufig zusammen sieht. Sie sind nicht nur Arbeitskollegen, sondern verbringen auch den grten Teil ihrer Freizeit miteinander. Die Serie ist voller Gelegenheiten, bei denen sie gemeinsam einen Schaupla
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 4
Down he sat at the desk, pen in hand, as he began to write. The words came out like magic, and he was almost smitten with the air. As he finished off his letter, he took his carefully crafted gift basket and put the letter inside it. Waylon Smithers never thought he would do this, but he tossed all his old pictures of Montgomery Burns in the trash. He threw all his old unsent love notes in the tra
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Lost Chapter 1
A Note From Ben: Greetings. I know, I know. I've got, like, a billion jillion trillion thousand hundred stories started that I don't update. I don't need anyone to point that one out, and nobody feels more badly about all of that than I do. This one is a bit different, however. This one is...special. It's always been special, and by far my absolute favorite story out of anything I've concocted thu
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 7
Chapter7: Lisa and Bart 3 part 2Itseemed to Lisa that they had been waiting for at least 3 hours forElizabeth.Lisa:Bart, lets go back.Bart:Lise, Liz will be here any minute. In the meantime we could have somefun with the stuff in this world.Lisa:Weve been away from home long enough and I dont think shescoming. We should go home and try to map out a plan of our own.Lisagrabbed Bart and tried to go
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Night of the Sideshow Chapter 2
Thankyou to Loonytunecrazy and Swisssmarie for their reviews.Chapter2Itwas Monday morning recess at Springfield Elementary and Lisa hadbrought in her new Itchy teddy. It was proving to be quite a populartoy with the other kids, as they had begun to gather around theeight-year-old girl.CanMickey mouse do anything cool? Ralph Wiggum asked.Lisarolled her eyes, its not Mickey, Ralph, its Itchy, but ye
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 3
CHAPTER THREE: LIVE AND LET BOB"Have you satisfied your hunger, Homer?" Bob asks Homer who is licking the chocolate off his lips."Perhaps...come back to me on that Barry.""It's BOB!!!" No response from Homer, just a blank stare. "Never mind. Let's get back to the story..." Bob clicked to the next slide. "After the bathroom incident I followed you to downtown Springfield. You parked your car into a
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 2
This world has many amazing things, only some can see what is real, the true horrors of the grave and beyondThis worldhas many amazing things, only some can see what is real, the truehorrors of the grave and beyond. Jessica might be one of thesepeople; she after all saw her mothers death and Lucifer.JessicaLovejoy? Jessica was facing an old lady, she believed she had seenher quite a while ago but
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Televised Tragedy Chapter 3
Bob- Bob! What areyou doing? Mel cried out.Im doing what Ishould have done a long time ago. Im doing something Ive alwayswanted to do! Bobs entire arm was trembling, but he continuedto pull the trigger. His eyes lit up with a certain glint they neverhad before.Krusty! You have toget out of here! Mel panicked.Youll neverescape! Because I wont let you! Bob screamed.Ugh, groanedKrusty. Hey! Quit it!N
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Televised Tragedy Chapter 7
The day of Krustysfuneral came, and practically everyone in Springfield was there. Theonly people who didnt come to the funeral were Kent Brockman, whodidnt mourn the loss, Mayor Quimby and Miss Springfield, who hadother plans. Springfield, a small town, had time for everyone to beable to attend even celebrity funerals.The interesting thingwas, even Sideshow Bob came to the funeral, which came as
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The Holocaust Chapter 5
6 weeks was all it tookA/N: Imsorry I have been focusing on so many new fics I havent becomewhat I hated. A writer of many, a finisher of none. I know the lastfew chapters have been badly paced but I hope this one isnt. Itsfunny no matter what story with Jessica and Reverend Lovejoy I writeit always has Jessica disobeying her father in this case for a goodcause.6 weekswas all it took. I thought I
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Who Watches the Clockmen Chapter 1
WhoWatches the Clockmen?ByPatrickMooreRadioactive Man woke up ina strange room bound in chains. He turned to see where Fallout Boywas, but he was nowhere to be seen. All RM remembered was he andFallout Boy fought Dr. Colossus and his giant robot spiders attackingthe city.Where am I? RM spoketo himself.Youre in theClocktower, Radioactive Man, said a voice from out of nowhere. Sorry we had to tie yo
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 1
As I have said, I have made some changes to this story, adding more detail. Including a familiar Simpson character. I didn't touch the plot very much. Hope you enjoy it more...Chalkboard Gag: Bart writes: 'I will not flick rubber bands at Willy when he drives by the window in his tractor.'Couch Gag:The Simpsons run to the couch and see the Griffin family from Family Guy sitting there. They look at
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