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So You See Chapter 5
So You See: Chapter 5 Finally AwakeDisclaimer: I dont own The Simpsons.Authoresses Note: Well Im back and while I was away I wrote down several chapters in a journal so the updates should be quick. As for my other stories I just have to type out the chapters I had hand written so they should be up soon enough.With a groan Waylon opened his heavy eyelids.Where am I? He muttered aloud but found he
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Bartman Chapter 20
JessicaDaddy?I thought he woke up but it was just him groaning in his sleep. He isstill alive, thank God. I did something I havent done since I was8, I said a truthful prayer and I guess it worked since the doctorssaid his chances of striving the night were very slim.Jessicais he. Alex walks into the room before trailing off; I know shewanted to ask if he is dead. She looks regretfully for speakin
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 4
Montgomery Frederick Burns kept his promise. The next day, he arrivedat the Power Plant and entered his son's office without warning. Theboy wasn't there! How strange.He took a seat at the desk to wait.As he studied the unlabeled buttons on the underside of the desk, thedoor opened. Involuntarily, he stood up.It's okay, it's just me. Waylon Smithers said, holding out onehand and motioning that it
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 6
The next night I spent about an hour getting ready, longer than I ever had before, and this wasnt even including the time I put into choosing an outfit and accessories the night before. Now I was clad in a fuchsia, one-strap dress gilded with sparkles and was putting on my bright white, lace-up sandals. My usual band of white pearls reclined on my dresser for the night, as I had chosen a more impr
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 8
DISCLAIMER: The song I use in this chapter and a bit in Chapter 6 is "Something in the Air" by Lila McCann. I do not own this song.So, then I say to the guy, Yasemwa watu wale ni wageni, Mr. Smithers recited.I listened intently. What does that mean?Say, they tell me those people are strangers! Mr. Smithers and I began laughing at his humorous anecdote as I caught a glimpse of Mr. Burns staring at
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The Body Beneath Chapter 6
Sampson ElementaryIn this chapter, we see that today is Lisa and Barts first day of school. As they enter they notice a lot of things that are really different from Springfield. Will either of them make a friend? And will something weird really happen?We start out in the second night with Homer and Marge as they go to bed. Later it will move to Lisa and Barts point of view of the house.Homer and M
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Pulling the Plug Chapter 1
Charles Montgomery Burns sat in his office, eyes closed, resting comfortably in a large chair. He figured his rest was well-deserved. After all, he had just come home from World War 2 less than a month ago, and being a war hero was tiring.His calm was shattered when the phone rang. Burns merely glared at it as he waited for his assistant to pick it up.The man, a short and round man by the name of
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 4
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: I'm sorry for the extremely long delay in posting any new chapters. I've been very busy with school, writing my novel, et cetera, but I've decided to start adding to my fics again. Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Pleasecontinue read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER FOUR:The next day, I sat in my office with cold sweat seepinginto my back and
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Guitar Hero Moe Chapter 1
GuitarHero MoeSynopsis: Wanting to try a little something different when he takes up theguitar, Moe finds he gets more than he bargained for as soon asMoebius, his band, becomes popular. Chapter1--The Beckoning Axe Moeand his family were shopping in an outdoor mall when somethingotherworldly caught his eyes. It was a Les Paul with an absolutelyspellbinding finish. The wood was yellow to red gradie
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Wishbones The Springfield 9 Chapter 3
MILHOUSE"Let's see what Lisa threw away today!" Milhouse takes out the bag and digs through it. "Tissues." He breathes it in a little. "Paper, a shredded picture of me?" He stares at it for a few seconds. "She must have been having a bad day." He says, avoiding the bitter truth. Then, he pulls out the wishing skull. Thromnambular coughs and spits out an apple core. "Whoa! Cool toy!!""I can assure
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Down a Slippery Slope Chapter 1
A/N: Aaaah, one of mySimpsons fics. The only one I managed to finish (but obviously neverposted). I enjoyed the premise of it. I kind of felt the need toelaborate farther on how Sideshow Bob became, well, SideshowBob.I didnt like how itturned out at first, perhaps because I like devillifying villains,and feel somewhat guilty about that. I dont know.Ah well, it mattersnot. Hope you enjoy.Disclaimer
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 3
Moes cake looked delicious. Only someone whose heart was trampled on could be such a delicate artist. The icing was of the butter cream variety, and had, along with the rest of the cake, been made from scratch. He had to rent a dolly from the local grocer to carry it, but he believed the stroke Waylon would receive when getting such a cake made it all worth it.He asked around to find Waylons addre
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Kidnap Chapter 2
Come on people, wake up and review please so I know whether to continue or not!One month and one day had passed since Bart Simpson told his family off and left for good. He half expected to receive a visit, a plea, or a note or something from them, asking him to come back. Of course though, he got nothing. He was alone once more just like any other day.This was why he thought today would be normal
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 2
GoodGod, thats right dad, I said it, why does he have to be such apain!?PerhapsI should explain to you why Im out here now. My dad, ReverendTimothy Lovejoy, the pastor at the First Church of Springfield,continues to make me angry day after day. And this particular day, Ijust had to step out here and clear my head. It had been a prettyuneventful Sunday. My dad, the epitome of irritating, had dragge
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 3
Underthe Starlit Sky IIDisclaimer: I do notown The Simpsons. Homer, Bart, Lisa. Marge, Maggie and all otherrelated products belong to 20th Century FOX and MattGroening. So dont you dare sue me! This is a sequel totwo other stories of mine Under the Starlit Sky and Behindthe Bartman--Jessica Lovejoy restedher head on the shoulder of her new boyfriend, Bart Simpson. Bartrested his spiky hair on the
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Kidnap Chapter 9
First off, I would like to challenge anyone who thinks they can write a good Bob/Bart one-shot OR story. Personally, I wont start a story unless I know one or two people will read/review it. So if I see new Bob/Bart stories, I promise to read and review and Im sure others will too! XD Just wanted to see what will happen since I did this.Thanks so very much to Yami-Kjata and Alishak626 for reviewin
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 1
A month after the Simpsons Movie took placeThe town of Springfield was still in reconstruction after what had happened over the course of the last month. The Simpson house was still under construction, Moe (for some reason) still had his outfit on from the last month (the orange cone and the robe), and Plopper, also known by many as Spider Pig, eventually went back to his daddy (Homer J. Simpson).
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 7
Homer opened up the envelope slowly so he would not ruin the sweet insides that he had been hoping for for nearly a month. Last year he remembered that he got five percent extra, not a lot but it was still nice to have some extra money in the pocket. Last year Mr. Burns even said that he would raise it every year. Of course he may have also been a little high on the ether that day.Homer pulled the
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Kidnap Chapter 25
Thanks to Evil-at-the-moment, Madam Pegasus, Gae-ta, neko chi, Shimito, Telling Stearson, & chikoku shoujo for reviewing!Schools been pretty okay lately. The work load isnt too bad but its only the second week of school. I tell you, it feels like the second month! Im already bored even though I have friends in almost every class! Im worried about Spanish class thoughoh well, off to writing!Was
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Kidnap Chapter 26
Thanks to chikoku shoujo, Madam Pegasus, Shimito & Sacharissa Lupin for reviewing!School and Texas heat has really taken a lot out of me. It takes me DAYS to write one chapterugh. The homeworks pretty normal, actually, for now at least. I am expecting projects soon which will make my time fly away. Art class is annoying because I hate paintingugh, just thinking about it gets meanxious with dre
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Disposable Souls Chapter 1
Thisis it, Gil thought eagerly as he adjusted his brand new uniformwith one hand and tightly grasped his gun with the other,the firstday of my new job!!! Oh, I got a good feeling about this one. Yep, Ithink that this is where ol Gil is finally going to succeed. Aww,heck, I bet that after just a week or so they promote me to head ofsecurity. Whyd I ever go wasting my time selling doorbells orworkin
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Mi Mancherai Chapter 2
Yeah, she said (she said)
Getoutta my way cause I'm goin' somewhere
This is not where I wannabe
You can say what you want
You can tell me I'm wrong
Ladee da, La dee dee
Get off of my back, stop sayin' that
CauseI'm not afraid a heights
I may never get where I'm goin'
Yeah,but then again I might
You can't get inside my head
Can't bemy safety ne
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 2
Heisann! (Thats hello in Norwegian)Next chapter is straight ahead (although, straight is not a keyword in this story.)I got my first review, so I will keep my promises.Its still M/M, Sideshow Bob will still appear and Im still from Norway;) (By the way, I really liked your review, Vapereon-Chan. If you notice some horrible grammar mistakes, please tell me. Thank you)-Barts POV--Okay, WHAT the hell
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Vigna Caracalla Chapter 8
-I dont own the Simpsons.-M/M-More slash in this one.Enjoy!-Come out, honey.No.Please, youve been staying inside your room all day.Go away.Come out boy.Eat lettuce and die, Homer.Why you little!HOMER! We are trying to get him out.But he said.I heard what he said.Marge sighed. She knew from the beginning things would get more complicated. Apparently, something had happened on school. Once Bart came
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 4
This is so bizarre, Reverend Lovejoy said holding an emerald to his daughter, it was a typical emerald but it had a snake somehow craved in the centre without any outer damageThis isso bizarre, Reverend Lovejoy said holding an emerald to hisdaughter, it was a typical emerald but it had a snake somehow cravedin the centre without any outer damage.Wheredid you get it? Jessica asked.I wasgoing throug
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 6
A/N: Here I am again! (I managed to sneak in a few chapters of reviews over your way Narfy) Okay, this is where the story really starts to divert from the original I posted last August. Based on some of my earlier reviews and private feedback from some proof readers I felt it was a necessary evil to go back and fill out more content around this area of the story and towards the end. Up till now, m
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Death of a Simpson Chapter 10
A/N: I know it's been a while since my last update, but since this chapter didn't happen at all the first time around I had to start it from scratch. The subsequent chapters will take a bit longer than a week each to finish up (probably along the lines of 2-3 each) so everyone's continued patience with me is much appreciated. This chapter, though, turned out to be an interesting pet project for me
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The cafe of Homer A shorter story Chapter 2
Chapter 1.FindingMilhouse.Bart looked everywherefor Milhouse. Martin Prince appered to find Milhouse. Martin said,Milhouse! Milhouse wasnt there. Ralph looked to findMilhouse. Milhouse is still not there. Martin screamed to Milhouseagain. But Milhouse IS STILL NOT HERE! Lewis talked to Bart. Lewissaid, Bart, why are you shy? Bart said, Milhouse is far awayand I cant find him. He has disspeard.Mart
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Love Thy Neighbor Chapter 5
More silly shenanigans as SpongeBob desperately tries to get Squidward to notice him. Please read and review, cause I like to hear a opinion every now and then. And in the meantime, please enjoy the humor.SpongeBobs infatuation with Squidward seem to only deepen after spending a whole night with him at the Krusty Krab. He wanted to try and establish a closer relationship with his neighbor, but the
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Staggering Serendipities Chapter 5
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing. :) I'm sorry that I took so long to update. I hope you haven't lost interest! Please read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)Sweat transferred from my right palm to my left and vice versa as I rubbed my nervous hands together in the utilization of an anxiety-driven habit. I was waiting outside the power plant for M
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Undead Like Me Chapter 1
This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 News. President-elect John McCain revealed today that he has been receiving chemotherapy treatments for pancreatic cancer. Im here on Pennsylvania Avenue, talking to one of the approximately seven thousand people who have lined up to offer their bone marrowOh my God, said Marge with concern. If McCain kicks the bucket, well be left with a vacuum in the
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 18
Thatwas where the movie ended, but there is one more thing that needs tohappen...One Last ThingAfterthe charity concert ends, and the curtains close, the racers talk.The Simpsons are in the center of the stage. "That was reallysweet of you, Homie." Marge kisses Homer."ThanksMarge. I couldn't help but melt when I looked into Maggie's eyes andshe said my name..."Krustycaught up with Mel. "You bet ag
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 3
"Mam me despertDuringthe upcoming weeks, the guys become more and more friends. They wentout with Louie two or three times a week. But when they werendtwith him, they usually go to be play bowling, pool, or any otheractivity that take itds time. Legs sometimes remainuntil evening on the schoolds library to do the homework, or tostudy there. Legs and Tony were in the same year but they were notgoin
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 4
It wasnt only my parents who abused me, I told Dr. Smith before she could speak. I felt like, well, everyone did at some point. And I began to become accustomed to it, I suppose, although I always longed for one person who would not break my heart in some way.What about Ned Flanders? Dr. Smith asked.I sighed and closed my eyes. Things with Ned only got worse as time went by. It became maddening to
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1 :NO BUS, NO WORKBack from a trip to Krustyland, Bart and Lisa are comfortably installed in their uncomfortable school bus seats, talking about what they experienced in Krustyland. He told his sister that he liked the Flying Cannonball, a rollercoaster where the (un)lucky passengers can have a cream pie thrown at him/her.I got a cream pie and you didnt!, Bart said. Lisa freplies that she
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Bartman Chapter 17
HomerI dontcare for your excuses!!! Get me more sugar-coated donuts!!!! Ishout at Lenny before hanging up the phone. Its kind of obvious hehas no idea what he is suppose to be doing and decides to waste histime with doing nothing. Idiot!!!My phonerings again and I am forced to pick it up, still a little annoyed atthe fact we are low on sugar-coated donuts.What!!!I yell into phone.Itsme Willie,Will
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 3
CHAPTER 3 :CHAPTER 3 :CELLPHONE THROWING WORLD CUPMarge, as a housewoman, announces to her family that she would apply at China Easternto drive the school bus. Homer is surprised, even somewhat shocked,Bart furiously objects, stating it will be no fun taking the schoolbus with his mother, and finally, Lisa says that the ride will bemuch safer with her mother to drive the bus than it is with Otto.A
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Bartman Chapter 19
JessicaI walkinto Barts home and he stops banging his drums to look up at me.Wow,you have always been awesome at drumming, I say, everyone in theschool knew Bart was a radical drummer. He is just good at hittingthings I guess. He smiles before he stands up and hugs me.How youbeen? I havent seen you in a couple of days, I hadnt had thechance to talk to Bart since we blessed the church.I amfine, you
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Only if i could see you Chapter 1
If only I could see the broken down society that I live in for myself I would be so happyIf only Icould see the broken down society that I live in for myself I wouldbe so happy. I secretly wish to be able to enjoy what you see for Ionly see darkness. Throughout my life, there has been one personthat has ever shown hope in me, my older sister Lisa. My father hadgiven up hope on me when he found out
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Beauty In The Eye Of The Beholder Chapter 1
Ooh, pork chopsBrianna Pawlik1jBeauty In The Eye Of The BeholderOoh, pork chops! a chunky man by the name of Homer exclaimed, grabbing three to start his dinner. He immediately began chowing down. His plate was filled with three pork chops, two biscuits drenched in butter, and an unbelievable pile of mashed potatoes drowned in gravy.Hey, theres no gravy left, his ten-year-old son, Bart, whined aft
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 4
NOTE TO THE READERS: I just wanted to clear up the timeline for this story. This story is intended to take place before most of Lisa's main interactions with Mr. Smithers on the show. This is before she sees his screensaver of Burns or helps him on the mountain, et cetera. Just wanted to make that clear, for purposes of this story making sense later on:) Thank you all for reading and reviewing. It
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 2
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Lisa: Dad, what's wrong?Homer: I dreamed we were in a terminal waiting to go to a place for Indians.Lisa: Dad, we are going to the American Indian Mueseum.Homer: I'm scared.Lisa: Here is your superglue.Homer: Yay! Superglue time!Flight Attendant: No liquids because of terrorist activities.Homer: I'll show you!He glues the flight attendant's hand to t
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