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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 7
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for your reviews! Please continue to read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)It was almost winter break and everything had begun to gleam with the warm, matchless glow of Christmastime. Soft hills of sparkling ice lined every roadthe scents of cinnamon and fireplaces and cold air partook in a perfect dance around every corner. Every
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 9
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get a new chapter up. I hope you enjoy it:) Please read and review! Any comments are greatly appreciated. Thank you!CHAPTER NINE:Ned looked up at me with sympathetic and concerned eyes,but before he could tender me either a consoling word or a protective musing,we heard our ride arrive outside my
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 10
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. Please read and review! Any comments are greatly appreciated. Thank you:)CHAPTER TEN:As soon as I felt the melting stare of two pairs of eyes onus, I reluctantly but quickly ceased the kiss and turned to face owners of thegaping eyes. When I saw that they were Margery and Timothy, I immediately knewthat my whole life was about to f
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 2
Chapter Two: The Beginning Of An Eventful EveningA few days passed and the five people received their invitations. Most of which are already driving through the forest, trying to find the mansion. The Simpsons are the first to admit they're lost. Well, Marge is at least."Homie, we really should ask for directions." Marge says looking out the window."Never! I will find that mansion if it kills me."
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 3
Chapter Three: Arrivals and AccidentsApu and Manjula have finally found the mansion. They stop in front of a rickety bridge."Oh my, look at that bridge! Do you think we will make it?" He looks over to the driver's seat. Manjula is gone. "Manjula?""Yes, I do." She says outside the car."Then why are you outside the car?""To see if you can make it! Drive across, please.""Why me?" Apu asks."Because I
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Bartman Chapter 16
JessicaWellthats it, we can all see this little girl, says Lisa sitting inBarts tree house or Willies home.How dowe get rid of it? Allison asks before we hear someone climb up theladder.Oh heyWillie, sorry we just felt Alex starts before she is cut off bythe Scottish man.I heardyou talking about Serenity Granger, I am sure you know all about whattook place in the old church in 18th Century. He sta
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 2
Note: I got my inspiration under the form of a special report about how an athlete gets to the Olympic Games. Thus I decided to make him go for a World Cup event before he sets out to accomplish his goal.CHAPTER 2 :CHINA EASTERN FRENZYThe day after, Guan comes to the bus wreck, located near the tire fire, so much as to take possession of it. An excited Otto happily begs, Can I drive the bus again?
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Bartman Chapter 18
JessicaOkay,lets go inside and bless the church, Screams my father as weenter the church.Thepower of Christ compels you, I, Bart, Lisa, Allison and Alexscream as we enter the church. I almost scream when I see the churchlooks different and the spirits that once looked weak and harmlessnow look like real people.What isgoing? Bart screams as Marge locks up again.Itshappening again, Marge says as she
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Bartman Chapter 22
JessicaSideshow Bob!What are you on about? No one was there, but I could swear I saw sideshow bob.Ah dont worry, Bart lets go to your house, Barts house was a little weird today, Marge was overly happy, almost as if she was smoking weed and Homer thought I was dead for some reason but we got to play on some mint instruments that Homer got off his friend.I was drumming, Bart was playing the guitar,
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Bartman Chapter 24
BartI think Iam a finally starting to get this chemistry shit, professor Frinkagrees on that, I got a C+ on a practise test. School is kind of backto normal, except Alex for some reason. Alex seems kind of sad, nother normal fashion goddess act.HEYFASHION BITCH, says one a girl before pushing Alex off of her seatand into some mud. That skirt looked pretty expensive and now it wasin a mud. Alex loo
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Bartman Chapter 25
BartWhat?asks Lisa and Allison in shock after I tell them all about the schoolteachers and Alex.She wasacting like this last time I went to her house, Lisa says as Iwatch the two rattle their brains trying to figure out whats wrongwith their best friend.Wherewere you too today? They ignore the question completely. Theywerent at school today which was weird considering school is liketheir second ho
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Bartman Chapter 28
A/N: Ipersonally dont like this chapter, its based on a real lifeevent so yeah :P I just hope its not too. Lame. Just thoughtyou guys deserved an update Im sorry if you dont like it, Iwill try to miss school next week to write some stuff thats.uhh not this bad BartNo,there has been no more information on the scene. The killer seemedto be masked or something, look if I get anything new Ill call,I n
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Bartman Chapter 29
HomerI guess I should berelaxing now that Im at the burns mansion despite all that hashappened.Marge do we have anymore beer? I bought a pack when Bart went to hospital and now Imback under the curse of Alcoholism. Its a disease.Homie, cant youjust quit again?Can I just quit? NoI cant quit its a disease honey, I have no control over it,ok Ill be at Moes I hear Marge groan as I step out of themansi
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The hammer of unjustice Chapter 2
In his dark prison Bart awoke, not only is he trapped in a torment of his own personal hell but he is caged in this place like an animalIn hisdark prison Bart awoke, not only is he trapped in a torment of hisown personal hell but he is caged in this place like an animal. Bartgets up from his bed and starts walking towards the kitchen.HelloBart, where are you going?I justneed a drink. Bart tells th
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Bartman Chapter 30
HomerWhat happenedsweetie? Were you eating tomato sauce in the shower like daddy does?Homer!!!! Itsblood Marge says as she inspects Maggie. My darling little wifealways coming to inferences instead of facts.I was just having myshower and suddenly blood started coming out of the shower head,Maggie says in a non childish manner.Hey neighbourinos,everything okay? Dam it stupid Flanders and his two so
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Bartman Chapter 31
BartStillno word on what happened? You officers really suck, I dont tryto hide my anger and distaste for their uselessness at solving acrime. Some guy in a mask I hear a car drive into my driveway, whocould that possibly be?I get outof the kitchen and put the phone in its usually place beforewalking into the lounge too see a purple sedan and my family emergingfrom it. I am kind of in shock, its on
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Bartman Chapter 32
HomerYoumean its official?Yup itsofficial Homer old buddy, the settlement price was $15 million andyoure an official multi-millionaire, I couldnt believe it,my years of hard work was finally paying off. Who would want to buysome plant anyways? Nuclear Power Plants suck but I dont careIm rich now.WillieI couldnt have done this without you, Well the fact is I didntactually do anything, Willie did ev
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Bartman Chapter 33
A/N:Despite the lack of reviews I have been having I decide to continuewriting. I would love it if I had some constructive criticism orpraise even I dont get either I will still write for me small(very x 3067 small) fan base.MilhouseItsweird I havent seen my best friend or any of my friends for solong, all I been doing is hanging out with my girl. I wonder whatBart is doing, last time I talked to
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Bartman Chapter 34
HomerWHAT!!! It had been a month after I had become a millionaire and now I heard something that scared meWho could have stolen that much money? Someone had robbed my entire bank of its money, I was penniless till the bank got some more money. At least Otto, Willie and Moe all got to take advantage of the money I had given them by now but I didnt get to spend any of itI dont know who stole all you
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Bartman Chapter 35
BartYouguys have too, there is no one else in this town we trust and isstrong enough, Milhouse was begging the locals at the bar. Itmight seem stupid but Moe, Homer, Willie and Otto are better atsolving crimes than Springfields police force.But itsounds risky, we could die. Moe truthfully states.Dontworry Moe, no one will miss you anyways, Says some random drunk atthe end of the bar. Moe wears his
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Bartman Chapter 36
A/N:I am sorry for the lack of updates I have had recently, therehave been some reasons for it, like one of my best friends has bekicked out of his house and he is living with me for another fewmonths. I personality been in a state of depression that seemseverlasting.HomerAnotherround Moe my good man, I say to the bartender that seems to berather attractive under the influence.Youvehad enough beer
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Bartman Chapter 37
Bart"How could you just disappear for a week and not remember what you did?" Lisa questioned my father as he continue to think about what he did during the last week."I don't know... i remember going to Moe's, going out, getting into my car and then i went to sleep""You can't sleep for a whole week though?""Sure you can sweetie, people can stay up for a week so i don't see why they can't stay asle
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Bartman Chapter 38
BartAs the plane's handle broke i could see death drawing closer to me with it's cold wings of hate. Thiswasn't going to be a fun day. The plane started to soar, soar way above the clouds and the sky seemed tobe limitless almost as it was the soloing abilities of Metallica. Speed seemed to matter but the techinquewasn't really there... like the soloing abilities of slayer."What are we going to fuc
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Bartman Chapter 39
A/N: Due to the lackof reviews I will be ending this fanfic shortly, not sure how shortlybut this fic seems to be unacknowledged and not liked very much. MoeI was late for anotherone of my blind dates. It was no shocked to me that the lady ran offas soon as she saw me. I was sick of this dark and boring life Ilived. I needed to relief my stress and I did so with a cheap hookerand a 7 yr old boy th
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3D Girl Chapter 6
Chapter 6: Operation: EChapter 6: Operation:E.L.I.Z.A.B.E.T.H.Liz :I gotta findeveryone! ( changes back and does so quite a few times and blackout wakes up in a government lab) Holy crap! ( feels a electricshock through her body) stop! (it happens again) Where the hell isMaggie Simpson when you need her Hey Matt Groening!Mr. Groening!( the scene stops andMatt Groening comes out)Matt: Yes?Liz: Firs
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Bartman Chapter 43
-1HomerIwatch as the ship is slowly suck into the giant U.F.O. As soon as weare on board of the ship I can see a massive warehouse like area.Damn it, this seems so familiar. We hop out of our ship fullyarmed with the latest of Earths technology. We see a bunch ofstairs and I quickly climb it too see a shocking site. Bart and Margewere tied up in a chair and all the kids of the town were about tosh
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Bartman Chapter 46
-1A/N:Igot to admit I have some negative thoughts about continuing with thisfan fic. I mean you can only go so far in a fic but you realise thatyour not funny and all the emotional crap you do is in fact stolenfrom Friends or something. I felt like chapter 45 might be the lastchapter and I know I havent thought much about concluding thisfic. I told you all to think up your own conclusions to that
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Bartman Chapter 48
-1JessicaBartcomes running into the living room as I sit start eating a breakfastthat Homer cooked for me He isnt that bad at cooking but hecould sure learn how to turn on a stove I mean I dont reallylike frozen bacon but its something I guess.JessJessDolph is in hospital, dr Nick said he had suffered bites on theneck,Ohno. I must have done it. What is becoming of me? Who will Iattack next?yougot
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Bartman Chapter 49
-1BartIhold the gun tightly, what am I going to do now?Thatisnt your girlfriend, if she completes the ritual, your sistershall forever be a vampire, the amulet will lock away yourgirlfriends soul and Rantera will be free, Save the world!!!Shutup, shut up.. I need to concrete, I say thinking about my choices.I love her, I rather go to hell then kill herSheis nearly finished her ritual hurry up!!!!
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Bartman Chapter 52
Reverend LovejoyA/N: Ifeel its necessary to write as many chapters before the holidays.I am only saying that cause a good friend of mine comes back fromarmy training. He is being deported to Afghanistan in September and Iwant to spend some time with him. I wish Bush would pull out thetroops now but no doubt there would be a retaliation well Imnot sure what America should do hopefully Obama/Clinton
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Bartman Chapter 53
A/N: Ok, this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing a good Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to such write a bad oneA/N: Ok,this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing agood Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to suchwrite a bad one. I know in the last chapter Maggie was slightlymore. Adult than in the past chapter but dont worry,
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Bartman Chapter 54
JessicaJessicaItsmagically, its wonderful its another mouth to feed, simply oneof my favourite quotes from Homer. You dont know what its like,they are in that room and mother is about to give birth to their son.I cant just sit here and pretend to be happy. Its been monthssince I have heard about the news and slowly the hate has grew insideof me. I want that baby dead but I couldnt hurt my parents
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Bartman Chapter 55
HomerHomerPerhaps mystupidity is the relationship I have with T.V, I cant help buttake one glance onto my beautiful Sheppard, it is my master, I obeyits every word and image.Homer,are you hugging the T.V? My darling wife asks me as I give the T.Va little kiss, hmm static.Yes, ithas a drug like control over me. I wouldnt have it any other waywell except maybe a plasma screen.Homer,were arent gettin
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The Body Beneath Chapter 8
1Thats,ThatBythat time, everyone was huddled together as they heard foot stepswalking down the steps.TheSimpsons heard the thump-thump of boots pounding against thestairs. Every other pound, each of them would take one step back.When the pounding sounded like it was at the bottom of the steps,Lisa and Bart unhooked themselves off of Homer and Marge, and juststood there, frozen.Homerand Marge were
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Bartman Chapter 57
Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons and if I did, then it would be as lame as family guyDisclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons and if I did, then it would be as lame asfamily guy. I also do not own Slipknot or any of their songs howeverI do own hipsnot the parody band. Its called hipsnot because itship to eat snot. Also I dont own the white stripes, there music istoo good to be composed by me.BartMypo
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The Body Beneath Chapter 10
Hey, Hey everyone! I'm updating fast again, yay! So, hopefully this story should end soon... probably another few chapters. Probably to 15 or 16. Anway, thanks a bunch for reviewing my stories and being so patient for me to update! I promise that I will update more, I promise! Enjoy!Its been a week since Bart was sent to the hospital.Marge came in Lisas room, talking on the phone. She sat on the b
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 3
Hey sorry for the wait it's been hard to get to my laptop lately.Chapter 2 Does Lisa have feelings?Lisa arrived home that night exhausted from her first day. She had no idea that high school could be so tiring. Already in one day she had gotten three homework assignments. Lisa sipped her carrot juice and sighed, thinking about the day she had.During lunch Hugh came and sat with her, Allison and Ja
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Bartman Chapter 60
JessicaJessicaThe sameshit again, the only shit that heals the pain. I tighten the strapand inject my madness. Intoxicated and happiness are two polaropposites but at the same time the same thing.Jessica,me and your dad are going out. Look after the baby.Surething mum, My speech is slurred as it always is with heroin.Ok,well see ya. She says as she leaves my room, this euphoric stateis so awesome
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Bartman Chapter 61
MargeMargeYournot afraid of planes anymore right? I give him a warm smile as Ibuckle up.No, notwith you by my side. The plane took off and not even a single veintwitched with fear.Thatsgood to know, cause I dont want a wussy as a wife. I let out alittle laugh. Homer might not be perfect but he is damn fun for sure.The plane landed and there were no complications, my past fears nowseem almost laugh
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 5
When we last left Lisa she had just discovered that her brother had been kidnapped by Sideshow Bob!Chapter 4 Showdown Between Sideshow Bob and LisaIt had been only a few hours since Lisa and Milhouse had read the ransom note. At that time Maggie and Marge were out in the garden but people could still hear Lisas scream a mile away. After Lisa had filled them in, Marge started to go into a panic. Ma
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Bartman Chapter 62
BartBartOkBart, dad left me in charge. Lisa said poking me on the shoulder.Ow quitit, what do you want anyways? She had just randomly walked intothe room and started poking me ok not like that.Party!!I want to throw the biggest party Springfield has ever seen.Lisayou know mum and dad will find out. Wow isnt this a reverse ofroles?Youworry too much brother, She says patting my head.Well,on that nig
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Bartman Chapter 63
MaggieA/N: Iknow Rajah is traditionally spelt but the way my middle name is speltis Rajah. The character is semi-based on me, my dad isnt ahardcore Muslim and I doubt 16 year olds getting spankings but I havea cousin that used to call me Roger and didnt want to accept Rajahas it was Hindu or some shit, I thought it was just Hindi butwhatever MaggieI canttake this much longer, Bart is disheartened
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