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Simpsons Instant Message Chapter 2
The Simpsons InstantMessageDisclaimer: I do not ownthe Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't ever own theSimpsons.A/N: Here's my secondchapter! I'm trying to think of who else I should include in thechat. If you have a suggestion, please tell me!Dohnut Signs On.MrsPoofyBlueHair Signs On.EinsteinJr Signs On.KowabungaBart Signs On.KowabungaBart: DAD! Stop trying tomake us chat with you! I hav
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 1
I was watching the episode where Bob rigs the elections and had an idea. That and the fact that Im trying to procrastinate reading Julius Caesar, I decided to write the idea into a short story! Its something of a romantic tragedyIdea: An 18 year old Lisa Simpson enters college in hopes of becoming a scientist. Sideshow Bob, roughly early to mid 40s, is in jailagain. What for this time? He finally
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Bartman Chapter 40
HomerMy caris lifted by a green beam and so am I. The U.F.O abducts me and Imin a dark room. Suddenly the lights are turned on and I am blindedand cant see what is dragging and strapping me down into a medicalchair. As my eyes get used to the light I can see three little beingsdressed in a one piece shiny outfit.Findthe place okay? I ask with a laugh trying to ignore the fact thereare sharp object
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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 2
A four hour flight sitting next to a baby who was teething, sitting behind a man who liked to sleep with his chair pushed back, and sitting in front of an alcoholic who was snapping for more beer wasnt Lisas picture perfect day. It was five in the morning when she dragged herself out of bed, having only gotten two hours of sleep since she spent the night crying, looking at old scrapbooks, thinking
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3D Girl Chapter 4
Chapter 4: The SurrenderChapter 4: TheSurrender(There is a policesiren and there is a knock on the door)Wiggum: Alright, weheard that the terrorist was being kept here where is she?Liz: Do you know whatshe looks like?( takes out a black wig and glasses from Margeshair and puts them on)Wiggum: A brown hairedblue eyed girl.Liz: O Well sorry noneof them here.Lou: Young lady takeoff the glasses.(Liz d
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Bartman Chapter 41
HomerDoh!Whatjust happened Homer? Moe looked at me confused as he tried tothink of what just happened too.I thinkthe aliens abducted us again.Again,I was never abducted in the first place why me? Moe cancomplain all he wants but I been abducted like 2 or 3 times. It mightbe getting late but I know who we got to see, who can help us.We mustgo see professor Frink,What?Why? Moe foolishly questions me
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 14
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: This is the final chapter of the story, and I just wanted to thank all my readers and all my reviewers from the bottom of my heart. You have all motivated and inspired me to continue writing this story, and each of you means a great deal to me. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. :) I also hope you follow me as I embark on other stories, for I will be s
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Bartman Chapter 42
HomerDamnit, I return home with a hint of anger. It was 7 am and I hadfound neither Lisa nor Maggie. As I park my car in the driveway I seepeople talking to Marge, I guess she has let them know about whatshappening. I pushed through the people and entered my house. I sat onmy steps watching Marge finish telling them and then the townsfolkrunning off to look for them. The head of the group was chie
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3D Girl Chapter 7
Chapter 7: 3D worldChapter 7: 3D world(The next day Liz goesto professor Frinks house)Frink: Im almostdone with my machine. Just a few more minutes.Liz: Alright. Illsure miss everyone.Frink: Youll stillsee us on TV.Liz: True and everytimeI watch the movie Im see Cargall.(There is a knock onthe basement door Frink opens it and everyone Liz met on her triphere expect Burns and Smithers)Whats this.Ne
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Bartman Chapter 44
-1A/N:I have realised that there has been a backlash in fans of this fic inthe past few chapters. I dont most of the people who have beenreading it like it as much as they used to before. I guess thestorys momentum is fading and its ultimately leading to theself-destruction of this fanfic. I was unsure if chapter 45 should bemy last but I think it might be better to say goodbye to my favouritefanf
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Bartman Chapter 45
-1BartMerryChristmas! Everyone says Maggie cheerful as she wipes away sandmandust from her eyes. She quickly runs to the Christmas tree and opensher presents.ohmy gosh, its a new C.D from Britney Spears, can I burn it daddy?Maggie begs her dad as soon as she opens one of her presents.Whyelse would daddy buy it? Answers Homer in a tone that seems overconfidence and stupid.Bart,you got me something
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Wailin Smithers Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Wailin' SmithersPerfected porcelain faces gazed down upon me from my pristine oak shelves, their many eyes wide and painted with judgment. My dog, Hercules, stared at me more with alarm than judgment, but with disapproval nonetheless. Photog
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 3
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.AuthorsNote: I am sorry it has taken so long for me to update. I hope youhavent lost interest in this story. The updates ought to comemore frequently now that Im almost on Spring Break.Chapter ThreeHomersfirst appointment was with Apu, to help him put together a surpriseanniversary bash for his wife, Manjula.Oh,thank goodness you are here! Apu was saying, openi
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.Chapter FourHomer entered the bedroom he shared with his wifeto find said wife sitting up waiting for him, her countenance irate.Peevishly, her nails dug into the paperback book she was holding asshe peered over it, scrutinizing his progress into the room.Wherehave you been?! Marge burst out vehemently, shutting the book shewas reading and roughly flinging it d
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The Body Beneath Chapter 7
Is It Real?Heads up people. In this chapter nothing will make real sense until you realize what it is. It will seem like you've read this chapter before, you haven't, but you will read this chapter again. So before you review this, remember not to say anything like. What the heck?Okay? Remember this will be explained. And this will only be dialogue. When its explained there will be feelings. And i
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To Be Or Not To Be REMIX Chapter 1
I did not write this by myself. My friends, Jimmy and Vicky, and I wrote this together. To eat carrots or not to eat carrotsThat is the questionWeather tis nobler in the soulTo eat lettuceOr cross over to the dark sideAnd to eat chickenOr to take arms agents a sea of tomato juiceAnd by opposing put meat in itTo eatTo get fatTo be a cannibalI, theres the rubFor in that in that bite of deathFor drea
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Lisa Simpson High School style Chapter 6
Hi sorry for taking so long on this Chap so here it is.Chapter 6 Another Day. There's gonna be a dance?Lisa yawned as she made her way down the hall of Springfield High School. She had been up most of the night foiling Sideshow Bobs plan and rescuing Bart. She yawned again as she thought back about the car ride home. It had been very awkward since she sat next to Milhouse. She tried not to think a
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Bartman Chapter 66
BartBartIcouldnt help but inject the last of the stash I had stolen fromJessica. Everyone must be so sick of hearing about me shooting up butheroin makes me feel like a hero. Rapeme! I scream at the walls for no reason at all. Maggie and Jessicaapparently heard this, I was lying on my bed without enough energy toget up.Bart?Maggie said.OhGod damn it, you took that shit from me to use it yourself.J
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Bartman Chapter 74
HomerSomethinghas gone wrong, I been here for weeks hiding, hiding from thepast. This sucks, nothing new just the old well things thathave already happen to me. I am avoiding all of it. I have beensmoking weed and hiding in the Springfield forests for nearly 3 weekswith Barney. I let him in on the whole, me not being in the righttime plan or whatever.Man,thats some really fucked up shit, Barney sa
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Lenny and the Grape Escape Chapter 1
Lenny and the Grape EscapeHey Homer, I got this great new game! Its called, Grape escape, and its where you have these little clay grapes and you get to squish em, you gotta play, lets have some fun! squealed Lenny. He was so excited that he forgot that Grape escape wasnt exactly new.Clay grapes? Thats pretty darn weird, said Carl. I dont know, do you think it would make a mess?Well Lenny, maybe w
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Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 5
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to get back to each of your reviews individually, but please know that each one means a lot to me, and I hope you continue to read and review. Thank you. :)CHAPTER FIVE:Ever since I fired Polonski, I felt the usual weight which had grownquite attached to my shoulders over the years become even heavier. As
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Waylon Smithers An Easter special Chapter 1
-1A/N:Okay, hardcore Christians please dont be offended by this and evenavoid it. See I am sort of a Christian but I felt like writing anEaster special that didnt focus on the teachings of the bible orGiant bunnies hiding eggs. Also this story parodies commercialism(alittle bit) of me selling out and writing a story about WaylonSmithers just because everyone is doing it these days. It is my firsts
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Teen Simpsons Chapter 3
Afterschool had ended that day, Lisa decided to go to the arboreal club'sfirst meeting, to her surprise Alex was already there, sitting in theback row of the classroom waiting."Lisa,late for the first meeting?", Abele questioned."Igot caught up with my Algebra teacher, Mr .Questions", Lisasaid."Igot caught up with my Algebra teacher, Mr .Questions", a girlsquealed in a squeaky voice mimicking Lisa
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Pride of the Springfielders Part One Chapter 5
AuthorsNote: Sorry about the relative shortness of the first act. It wassimply an introduction to the tale to come; after this the Simpsonsbecome supporting players, although their story plays a big part inthe upcoming conflict with Burns. As they search for people to aidthem in their peaceful crusade against Burns plot, well turnfor a while to the other side of things, as the riot reaches itsend
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Pride of the Springfielders Part One Chapter 8
AuthorsNote: Alright. Finally, we are in the thick of things. ACTTWO, SCENE THREE(Opento a shot of the Plant, as a mob of angry citizens, lead by Moe,approach. A large security unit guards the gate. Moe beckons to themob with his shotgun.)MOE:Lets get em!(Themob suddenly rushes as a group and is abruptly stopped ascanisters of tear gas are thrown in their midst. The securityenforcers move in, bran
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The road of redemption Chapter 3
A/N: Ienjoy writing this story even if nothing really has started in termsof Bart redeeming himself.PrincipalSkinners was standing in front of me, his arms crossed and a lookthat showed I had angered him. This was nothing new, this was a partof the past I have to relive, and I didnt think I would get himangry ever again.Cars wereslowly starting to pile up behind us, I wish I could just run, runsom
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Child of Darkness Chapter 4
DEPARTURESeptember 25 1999The forest wasincredibly dark at night, so much that she couldn't see more than afew feet into the gloom between the trees. Even during the day itwould be very dark here, almost twilight. A perfect habitat fornocturnal creatures.Lisa wondered why shewas analysing like this. Perhaps it was an attempt to direct hermind away from her predicament. Perhaps she was already beco
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The road of redemption Chapter 4
The nighthas come, now I must find a new place to crash. My home is no longermy home, returning back to Shelbyville isnt an option either. Icame here to show Springfield the new Bart, to redeem the old me butthings havent gotten off to a good start.So here Iam now, Nelsons house. Its still got a wrecked car on theun-mowed lawn, its still got that smell of dead rabbits (I neverunderstood why) and i
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You Can Change Someone You Love Chapter 1
"Oh, this is great!!!We are lost in the middle of the woods! How are we EVERgonna get home?" I was losing hope. Me! Jessica Maxwell! Losinghope! This is it. I've gone crazy. I've completely lost hope."Jess, we're notlost. We'll get back, I promise.""Ooh now I KNOW we'redoomed! You don't promise anything! And if you do, you just do it tobreak it!!" Ok, now I admit, I WASgoing crazy."No, I mean it.
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Fractured Chapter 1
FracturedA countertop sparkles with a new finish. Sad, really. I look down and see my reflection. My reflection scares me and I scare my reflection. Quickly, I put a cloth napkin over the shininess of the countertop. Opaque blockage to the view of my face gives me false confidence. But false confidence is more than no confidence at all.I dust the shelves on my liquor cabinet, but the window shows
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Dream A Little Dream Chapter 1
Here's just a random one shot that I came up with, enjoy!Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Simpsons area. Thank you and enjoy...Dream A Little DreamChalkboard Gag: I will not dress up like ghosts of various times just to make Homer think it's Christmas Eve to make him go out and buy presentsCouch Gag: The family runs in to see a tollbooth in front of the couch. Everyone pays except for Home
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Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins Chapter 7
EpilogueNed and I were going on our first vacation. Rod and Todd had never been happier than when I announced that Ned and I were getting married. It seems I reminded them of their mother, too. The beach was crowded and the sand was glowing. Little Sally, the baby of Selma and Lou, was already building sand castles with Ralph Wiggum. The two became fast friends.Comic Book Guy looked stunning in hi
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Hold On English Version Chapter 5
Episode 5:Lisa smiled and took her books from the guy with blue eyes.-Thanks Nelson--No problem- he turned around and started walking away, when Lisa realized that a paper fell out of his pocket. With the intention of thanking him, she picked up the paper, and saw it was a chemistry test (love that class OuO) all crumpled up with a F.-Nelson! - Lisa called, he turned around and received the paper
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Hold On English Version Chapter 6
Episode 6:Her parents were still arguing with Bart when she left her house. She was making her way to the hospital to see Alex; Avril was waiting there with this new guy she recently met. She wished she had told her his name.Alex was waiting in the waiting room when she arrived to the hospital. She walked with them to the second floor and walked into an equipped room. There was Alex, lying in bed,
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 3
DISCLAIMER:(insert disclaimer here because I dont feel like it, lol)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAY!!We are going to the pool! said Bart and Lisa.Afterthat, well get FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!! said Homer.HOORAH!!FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!! said the two kids.Guys,I know that youre excited, but try not to yell! said MargeSorry.The
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 3
Alrighty, Darkness liked typing this story enough to make it to chapter three, yay. Looking forward to seeing what yas think of it :)Ch. 3: A Bad Feeling About ThisOr, I suppose, Bob sighed, slowly raising himself and stepping back like a cat defeated in a stare down. Judging the look on the boys face, Bob assumed there wasnt much he could say to earn the childrens trust. They could visualize his
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 4
Happy Birthday Simpsons!!!...I think, maybe? *shrug* Anyways, enjoy!Ch.4: Dont Shoot the MessengerKids! Marges shrilled voice called, stepping outside and peering around like a meerkat. Are you still playing in your tree house? Worried about her precious babies, she wanted them inside, where she could protect them and put her own mind at ease. She made her way toward the tree as if in slow motion,
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Clown Shoes on the Other Foot Chapter 5
For the record, I have a Bob plushie. Knitted it myself for my collection of characters I obsess over for a given amount of time :)Ch. 5: Bad News, EveryoneBart sighed deeply, exasperated with his fresh inner conflict, perhaps leaving his body and having a hollow shell speak to Bob for him. You were on the news today.Is that so? Bobs smile faded and he braced himself for the damage. What are they
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Simpsons Chat room Chapter 3
Heya guys....I amwriting this one and adding my mate Soapy in....Hope you likeSoapy_needs_a_bath hassigned on.Barty_Babes has signedon.Barty_Babes says: Hey,so...you're the authors friend then?Soapy_needs_a_bathsays: Yeah, why?Barty_Babes says: Canyou ask her to change my name?Author has signed on.Author(me) says: Yeahsure what ever leave me alone now.....Author has signed off.Bart_the_unicorn say
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Simpsons Chat room Chapter 4
Hey this is theauthors friend Soapy here :D. The Author has asked me to writechapter four so email her and say which is your favorite chapterBart_the_unicorn hassigned on.Bart_the_unicorn says:Dum Dum Di Do Da..this is a Millhouse momentSoapy_x has signed on.Soapy_x says: Ha ha nowI can change your name!!!Bart_the_unicorn says:Oh please change it!Soapy_x says: Ok then!Bart_the_gay_newt says:I HATE
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 5
Disclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons.Authors Note: Just in case anyone was confused, I used the nameMaggie for Smithers ex-wife because thats what Harleenquinncalled her in her wonderful stories. So no, my fanfic doesnt takeplace in the future, or in some weird parallel universe whereSmithers was married to Maggie Simpson.SundayMontyBurns woke up wondering how he was going to face another day. Hed
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 3
Chapter3: Lucky weve aWhileSmithers and Burns were making a deal with the mob and Liz Powell wasrotting in jail for a crime that she was forced to commit nothing hadchanged in Springfield. The sun was still shining and the birds werestill singing. It was 7:30am and things were happier than usualbecause Burns was gone. Over in the Flanders home Maude woke up andlooked over at Ned. She tried to nug
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