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Persistent Justice for an ExClown Chapter 8
Thanks to AMX, Mary Sues Ugly BFF, RIPSydBarrett, Swisssmarie and Sacharissa Lupin for reviewing! Okay, this is probably the last chapter of the whole short story! I know it seems a bit fast but like I said, its shortso yeah lol. I hope you all enjoyed it because I just HAD to get this idea out there. From what I know, and I could be wrong, this is the first Bob/Lisa paring ever. A visitor? Bob wo
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 1
AuthorsNote: I really have my reservations about writing this story. I mean,yeah, its only a fanfic and not actually a story theyre goingto use for the last episode, but it still feels like a tall order.SoI dont know how well itll turn out. I just know that itsprobably going to be awfully long! If it ever was made into a realepisode, it would have to be a multi-parter! Anyway, Ill try myhardest to
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Wailin Smithers Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Wailin' SmithersPerfected porcelain faces gazed down upon me from my pristine oak shelves, their many eyes wide and painted with judgment. My dog, Hercules, stared at me more with alarm than judgment, but with disapproval nonetheless. Photog
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Bartman Chapter 47
-1MilhouseLastnight was rad. Now I wake up with a hint of tiredness and make myselfa breakfast. After breakfast I down a pill and inject myself. Time tostart training, I lift more weight more times than I think I couldever do.Ohhey Lisa, I say as my beautiful girl walks into the room. She iswearing her normal orange shirt and skirt but she looks hot.Wowyou are taking working out seriously,Whywould
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Powerful Love Chapter 1
Monty Burns massaged Homer's arse while eating some cherries. Then he made his way to the bedroom,
waiting for his love to come again. Soon...Mr. Burns took Homer into his strong arms and kissed him desperately, they made love and swore endless love to each other.They made sweet love until the powerplant exploded.A/N: Not suitable for people under 18
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 2
Chapter TwoMarge, holding Maggie,and Lisa jumped in the car at 6:55 and sped toward SpringfieldElementary. Homer drove to work.Meanwhile,at the Springfield Nuclear Power PlantMr.Burns was lying on a massage table in his office while Smithers gavehim a massage.Thesehad to be some of the most uncomfortable moments of Waylon Smitherslife, simply because they were also sopleasurable.Even if he wasnt t
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The Simpsons
...Marge Simpson was busy as always with housework, her propped up blue hair tied under a bandanna, the bandanna itself looked like it was tied around a pole. Maggie was asleep upstairs in her cot, Lisa was at school practicing her saxophone playing, Homer was at work at the plant, and Bart and Milhouse were up in the tree house outside.
Every night it was the same thing, Marge would pu
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Bartman Chapter 48
-1JessicaBartcomes running into the living room as I sit start eating a breakfastthat Homer cooked for me He isnt that bad at cooking but hecould sure learn how to turn on a stove I mean I dont reallylike frozen bacon but its something I guess.JessJessDolph is in hospital, dr Nick said he had suffered bites on theneck,Ohno. I must have done it. What is becoming of me? Who will Iattack next?yougot
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The Body Beneath Chapter 1
The Body BeneathSeptember 9, 1945. One week after World War II. Springfield had been recovering after a long, and frightful war. Grandpa Simpson, or Abraham Simpson, had just come home. But the beginning isnt about a Simpson. More like the...co-star of the story.Mom? Where are you? asked eight year old Gretchen.Im over here. a distant voice answered.Gretchen noticed that the voice sounded a bit he
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 3
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.AuthorsNote: I am sorry it has taken so long for me to update. I hope youhavent lost interest in this story. The updates ought to comemore frequently now that Im almost on Spring Break.Chapter ThreeHomersfirst appointment was with Apu, to help him put together a surpriseanniversary bash for his wife, Manjula.Oh,thank goodness you are here! Apu was saying, openi
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Bartman Chapter 49
-1BartIhold the gun tightly, what am I going to do now?Thatisnt your girlfriend, if she completes the ritual, your sistershall forever be a vampire, the amulet will lock away yourgirlfriends soul and Rantera will be free, Save the world!!!Shutup, shut up.. I need to concrete, I say thinking about my choices.I love her, I rather go to hell then kill herSheis nearly finished her ritual hurry up!!!!
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The Body Beneath Chapter 2
The MoveThe whole family is totally bummed out about the move. Marge had to explain to Homer a couple of times before he got how bad this was. But the whole family isnt going for good.Kids, dinner! Marge called.No answer.Bart, Lisa get down here right now! Homer yelled.Im not hungry! Bart and Lisa replied in unison.Well, Im certainly hungry, Marge. Homer said.Okay, here. Im going over to my sister
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Last Episode Ever Chapter 4
Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons.Chapter FourHomer entered the bedroom he shared with his wifeto find said wife sitting up waiting for him, her countenance irate.Peevishly, her nails dug into the paperback book she was holding asshe peered over it, scrutinizing his progress into the room.Wherehave you been?! Marge burst out vehemently, shutting the book shewas reading and roughly flinging it d
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Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1
Storiesof Milhouse and (Hopefully) LisaWarning:There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.TheDictionary Didnt Wear Tennis ShoesBartSimpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do somuch jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered ar
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Bartman Chapter 50
-1A/N:I cant believe chapter 50 is finally up, I know the initial datefor the chapter release was June 22, my birthday but I thought togive you an early birthday present(which is weird cause I could swearfor my birthday you were meant to give me presents). Please review, Ireally want to know what you thought of this chapter. Its a recordbreaking chapter, I mean I dont think any Simpsons fic hasgot
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The Body Beneath Chapter 3
Thanks again Depthmon for reviewing.A New City, A New Home.Dad, are we going to be there soon? Lisa whined. We ve been driving for hours.Stop whining. Well get there when we get there! Homer yelled.Where are we going, Homer? Marge asked. She knows better to trust him, especially if he has total say in where there are living.Oh, you guys will like this. Were moving to Simpsonville, South Carolina!N
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The Simpsons X Chapter 1
-1BartMylife is nothing but a midst of darkness. I have grown out of myrebellion years and there is nothing more for me. Now Im 16 andchildish little pranks will take me no where but I fail to realisethat sometimes. All my life I have been a pretty irresponsibleperson.WhenI was 10 I was just a typical child with a demonic side, a rebelliousside that made me infamous in my town. By 12 I was in juve
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That Damned Letter Chapter 1
Montgomery Burns wandered into the large office that had once been his father's. He had inherited the Atom Mill, and half of his father's money, the other half being given to Burn's mother and brother. Wonderful. Burns always knew he had been the favorite.The office was simply amazing. It was austere, which the young Monty Burns loved. The walls were an off-white, and the floor was plain, polished
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The Body Beneath Chapter 4
The First NightNot even a day had past since the Simpsons arrived here, but yet to them, it felt like forever. None of them had bothered trying to unpack, because they couldnt take the thought of living here. This place was like a black-hole, and they were in the middle of it.Everyone was sitting at the table (which had cobwebs on it, or they were real webs). Bart and Lisa were picking at their fo
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The Simpsons X Chapter 2
-1BartItsbeen two weeks since that evening that changed my life, the night meand Alex got together and I have to admit I doubt we are going tobreak up anytime soon.HeyBart, The person on the other end says, I have to say I dontlike phone calls except for when its from her. I mean phone calls areso yesterday in the ever grown society of the 21stcentury, I mean doesnt anyone know what MSN and AIM ar
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That Damned Letter Chapter 2
Montgomery Burns was staring out the window. Three floors down, he could see a small yard with a single, ratty picnic table at it's center. A group of workers were at, or near, the table. All were eating lunch or talking. What a waste of time.The sound of someone knocking on the office door drifted over to Monty.Come in. He called, still watching the workers below him.A minute later, Burns heard a
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Bartman Chapter 52
Reverend LovejoyA/N: Ifeel its necessary to write as many chapters before the holidays.I am only saying that cause a good friend of mine comes back fromarmy training. He is being deported to Afghanistan in September and Iwant to spend some time with him. I wish Bush would pull out thetroops now but no doubt there would be a retaliation well Imnot sure what America should do hopefully Obama/Clinton
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The Body Beneath Chapter 5
Wrong Job?The first night at this new house wasnt the best. Lisa and Bart was pushed and pulled by this possessed home. Neither of them know what is really going on, but they sure know that the new house is something different.Today(the first day really here) Homer needs a job. Hes planning on working somewhere enjoyable, such as a doughnut bank. But thats not going to go to well.Also, Marge takes
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The Simpsons X Chapter 3
-1BartItwas in the news paper, the radio and T.V, you couldnt look on theinternet without something about it coming out. The Revs daughter hadbeen sent to jail, I was listed as the only eye witness, everyone hadsomething to ask me.Wegot to go see her I tell Lisa and her friends.What?No way, we should go to the mall or something,Nowe got to visit Jessica, Everyone agrees with me except for Alex.Jes
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One Night At Moes Chapter 1
It was a typical evening at Moe's Tavern. The last of the casual drinkers, two old' etc), two old World War II veterans, had just scuffed out of the door, leaving Moe and his regulars, Homer, a sober Barney, Lenny and Carl, alone in the muggy bar.Homer was talking about a movie whose main theme he had obviously misunderstood. Barney was listening to him while sipping halfheartedly on his coke, kno
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Bartman Chapter 53
A/N: Ok, this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing a good Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to such write a bad oneA/N: Ok,this is just a filler but I have to admit I really miss writing agood Homer chapter but since I cant do that Im going to suchwrite a bad one. I know in the last chapter Maggie was slightlymore. Adult than in the past chapter but dont worry,
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The Body Beneath Chapter 6
Sampson ElementaryIn this chapter, we see that today is Lisa and Barts first day of school. As they enter they notice a lot of things that are really different from Springfield. Will either of them make a friend? And will something weird really happen?We start out in the second night with Homer and Marge as they go to bed. Later it will move to Lisa and Barts point of view of the house.Homer and M
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The Simpsons X Chapter 4
-1Homeritsnot typical that I see you here, Moe says as he gives Reverendlovejoy a beer.justthought I might need a drink, I never thought my daughter would be injail,ohyeah, you will never believe you has been to jail, I say sippingmy beer. Its warm on my tongue like a hot dog. Mmm hot dog. Iwonder if they actually use dogs in hot dogs, I mean Im fine witheating a dog and all but only if I know for
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His True Colors Chapter 1
-1Oh,my Homie, Marge sobbed through the tissue she was pressing againsther face. She stroked the wood off the coffin, and looked one lasttime at her husbands face. I will always love you, Homer! shesaid. Lisa and Bart helped her back to her seat. Marge closed hereyes and bent her head as Homers coffin was closed and carried outof the church.Marge?Ned approached carefully, sitting down next to Marg
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simpson
Homer Simpson watched as lisa bounced into the room, her thin cotton nightgown brushing against her thighs. Lisa’s skin was rosy from the bath she’d just taken, and her long blonde hair smelled of strawberries as she climbed up onto homer’s lap for her nightly cuddle.Homer wrapped his arms around lisa tightly, pulling her close as he buried his face against her neck and nibbled on her should
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Bartman Chapter 54
JessicaJessicaItsmagically, its wonderful its another mouth to feed, simply oneof my favourite quotes from Homer. You dont know what its like,they are in that room and mother is about to give birth to their son.I cant just sit here and pretend to be happy. Its been monthssince I have heard about the news and slowly the hate has grew insideof me. I want that baby dead but I couldnt hurt my parents
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The Body Beneath Chapter 7
Is It Real?Heads up people. In this chapter nothing will make real sense until you realize what it is. It will seem like you've read this chapter before, you haven't, but you will read this chapter again. So before you review this, remember not to say anything like. What the heck?Okay? Remember this will be explained. And this will only be dialogue. When its explained there will be feelings. And i
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The Simpsons X Chapter 5
BartAlex isboring, I know she is pretty and all and I love her but she is reallyself centred and preppy. If she drags me to the mall one more time Iswear Im going to snap, I know I havent told her I hate themall yet but Ill say it.Bart,I was sitting in my tree house, hiding from my problems as Lisawalked up into my tree house.Youlike hiding up here dont you?Imnot hiding from anything,Whatabout Ale
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His True Colors Chapter 2
Sorry about Maggie, kind of a lame explanation why she wasnt at the funeral but itll have to do. Also, Im not sure how much younger Maggie is than the other kids, so please write me a message and correct me if Im wrong Sorry again!Marge opened the door as quietly as she could, but before she had closed it she heard the scraping of chairs and footsteps hurrying out into the hall.Where were you last
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Bartman Chapter 55
HomerHomerPerhaps mystupidity is the relationship I have with T.V, I cant help buttake one glance onto my beautiful Sheppard, it is my master, I obeyits every word and image.Homer,are you hugging the T.V? My darling wife asks me as I give the T.Va little kiss, hmm static.Yes, ithas a drug like control over me. I wouldnt have it any other waywell except maybe a plasma screen.Homer,were arent gettin
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The Body Beneath Chapter 8
1Thats,ThatBythat time, everyone was huddled together as they heard foot stepswalking down the steps.TheSimpsons heard the thump-thump of boots pounding against thestairs. Every other pound, each of them would take one step back.When the pounding sounded like it was at the bottom of the steps,Lisa and Bart unhooked themselves off of Homer and Marge, and juststood there, frozen.Homerand Marge were
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How to be Gansta Chapter 1
I dont own TheSimpsons or the youtube video How to be Gangsteryoutube usernigahiga does. It was a normal day inSpringfield. The nerds got beat up and principle Skinners car keyswere stolen. But lets see one of the nerds problems shall we?Were at Millhouse house were hes crying and hugging his mylittle pony plush doll.Oh Rainbow why cantLisa like me? asked Millhouse to his pony Rainbow Becauseyou s
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His True Colors Chapter 3
-1Maggiecarefully opened the door, as quiet as she could. She had heard Margeleave for the shops a while ago. The house was quite empty andsilent, except for the sound of Maggies door creaking silently,and something that could be identified as Santas Little Helperrummaging in the kitchen.Hello,boy, Maggie said and dropped to her knees. Santas Little Helperhappily greeted her by drooling on her t-s
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DEAR BART
Dear Bart,It is customary for the opening lines of a letter to contain bland pleasantries and enquiries after the health of the person to whom it is addressed. It is a dreadful shame, because now that I do actually want to hear how you keep, my true sentiments are in danger of being lost in a wave of mawkish nothingness. I am, you see, genuinely eager to hear that you are well and happy, and hope
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Bartman Chapter 56
A/N: Wooh Im a NaziA/N:Wooh Im a Nazi!! I know its kind of weird but I actually hada period when I was obsessed with Nazi and Hitler, I know if I wasalive back then, Hitler would have had me killed (probably). Imway passed that shit now HomerMarge,I dont want to see the baby.Thatsenough out of you. You know Jessica is feeling down about thismaybe we can cheer her up.ScrewJessica, Marge, there I sa
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The Body Beneath Chapter 9
Okay, so I have noo idea what's going on with this story. It looks like i repeated chapter 8 with chapter 9. So i deleted chapter 9, because this is supposed to be chapter 9. Okay, so I will do chapter 10 soon, very, very soon. So enjoy this chapter. Yeah, I hope there won't be anymore mess ups.Moving Back to Springfield is a "No, Go".Lisa sat on he bed, looking out the window. Would we ever move
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To Be Or Not To Be REMIX Chapter 1
I did not write this by myself. My friends, Jimmy and Vicky, and I wrote this together. To eat carrots or not to eat carrotsThat is the questionWeather tis nobler in the soulTo eat lettuceOr cross over to the dark sideAnd to eat chickenOr to take arms agents a sea of tomato juiceAnd by opposing put meat in itTo eatTo get fatTo be a cannibalI, theres the rubFor in that in that bite of deathFor drea
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