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Day by Day Chapter 1
Day By DayDayBy DayAPoem dedicated to Lisa/ Nelson fandomForgiveme if this is terribly corny and clich.PolarmagnetsNorthand south, spread across the world.Twoform one attractionNaturelively with reaction,Earthsbeauty is unfurled.Hersunshine hair,Hisbutton nose,Hergentle, loving eyes.Hismuscles, with which to pulverize,Yetbeneath it all he does care.Shesaw something within him,Notjust a hard-faced
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The Ghost Chapter 1
Hieverybody! This is my first fanfic so go easy on me. Hope you enjoyit.The Ghost Oneday the Simpsons family were watching television, then all of asudden a strange noise started.Whatsthat? asked LisaItsprobably coming from outside Lisa, giggled Bart.Its not funny Bart.shouted Marge.The door bell rang. Homer saidIll get it.There was no one at the door soHomer shut it, then the window started to sc
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Bahamut DragonsThis is entirely a work of fiction. None of the characters exist (well, I dontthink so). All the characters are copyrighted to Fox. You must be [insert legal age toview pornographic material in your country here] to view this. This work is coded asfollows: mb/g, m/b, m/g, b/g, f/g. You may reproduce and distribute this lemon anywhere,as long as you follow these guidelines: You
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Bartman Chapter 28
A/N: Ipersonally dont like this chapter, its based on a real lifeevent so yeah :P I just hope its not too. Lame. Just thoughtyou guys deserved an update Im sorry if you dont like it, Iwill try to miss school next week to write some stuff thats.uhh not this bad BartNo,there has been no more information on the scene. The killer seemedto be masked or something, look if I get anything new Ill call,I n
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The Simpsons Present Aladdin Chapter 2
A note on this chapter, Burns may seem a bit out of character here, but it's just his first scene. I assure you, he'll be more Burns-like later.Characters:Mr. Burns: JafarKrusty the Clown: IagoSmithers: Jafar's Staff(New character)Snake: GazeemBarney: Cave Of WondersHomer: AladdinBart: Abu (Yes, Abu speaks in my story. Had to have Bart & Homer together somehow)Wiggum: Head guardChapter One: Di
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The hammer of unjustice Chapter 1
In the depths of my darkest memory, there she is, holding my hand in an attempt to relinquish this debility that had me pinned in the corner of my bedIn thedepths of my darkest memory, there she is, holding my hand in anattempt to relinquish this debility that had me pinned in the cornerof my bed. I live a life in shadows afterBart, Iknow this is something you dont want to deal with but you have.S
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Unexpected ConnectionsA sunshine-hued bus pulled up to the once spotless white curb of Springfield Elementary School. It waited impatiently for the mass of students to board its body with grins plastered across their faces and freedom flutte
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Bartman Chapter 29
HomerI guess I should berelaxing now that Im at the burns mansion despite all that hashappened.Marge do we have anymore beer? I bought a pack when Bart went to hospital and now Imback under the curse of Alcoholism. Its a disease.Homie, cant youjust quit again?Can I just quit? NoI cant quit its a disease honey, I have no control over it,ok Ill be at Moes I hear Marge groan as I step out of themansi
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The Simpsons Present Aladdin Chapter 3
Okay, so got some new characters to introduce here. Babu and Fladdin, as well as some others. Sort of my way of making up for taking out the songs.Characters:Homer-AladdinBart-AbuWiggum-RazulLou-LozulSideshow Bob-BabuSideshow Mel-Fire SwallowerApu-Man who takes offenseArtie Ziff-Suitor riding inCarl-Servant Carlton to ZiffLenny-Servant Leonard to ZiffNed Flanders-Fladdin, Aladdin's annoying street
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The hammer of unjustice Chapter 2
In his dark prison Bart awoke, not only is he trapped in a torment of his own personal hell but he is caged in this place like an animalIn hisdark prison Bart awoke, not only is he trapped in a torment of hisown personal hell but he is caged in this place like an animal. Bartgets up from his bed and starts walking towards the kitchen.HelloBart, where are you going?I justneed a drink. Bart tells th
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 2
As the bus arrived at the power plant, the only thing I anticipated was seeing my dad, although I was also nervous about this event because he always seemed to find a way to embarrass me. This time it was by the candy machine.As we were ambling by, looking for our tour guide, I saw my dad with one hand in the candy machine, reaching without success to pull a Twix bar from one of the slots. I waved
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Bartman Chapter 30
HomerWhat happenedsweetie? Were you eating tomato sauce in the shower like daddy does?Homer!!!! Itsblood Marge says as she inspects Maggie. My darling little wifealways coming to inferences instead of facts.I was just having myshower and suddenly blood started coming out of the shower head,Maggie says in a non childish manner.Hey neighbourinos,everything okay? Dam it stupid Flanders and his two so
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I Like You Chapter 1
A/N: tell me if i suck. if you read this then please review it.Lisa couldnt believe that she actually has feelings for Ralph. She walked in class and saw him at his desk with glue around his mouth. Her heart rate begin to increase as she approached him.Hey Ralph!Lisa can you give me a hand? Ive got glue on my cheeks.Sure Ralph. Lisa grabbed some tissue and begin whipping his face.And now Im stuck
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Marges other boy Chapter 1
Marge has another baby!?Okay thisis my first original fic. I had wondered if there was an episode withMarge really cheating on Homer with another man(and yes, itscheating, not flirting. They are two different things) and endedpregnant. So here you go. Enjoy.I dontown the Simpsons ..Matt Groening does. I only own the OCs thatappear.You willnotice that the characters are going to be a bit OOC, and t
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 3
The next day at school was greatly the same as the ones that preceded it. I sat in my tiny desk, intently listening to Mrs. Hoover despite every fiber of my being opposing this function. I did my work quickly and efficaciously; I completed with success before most of the other students had begun writing the date on their papers. And then I was left to think. This was my favorite time of the school
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Bartman Chapter 31
BartStillno word on what happened? You officers really suck, I dont tryto hide my anger and distaste for their uselessness at solving acrime. Some guy in a mask I hear a car drive into my driveway, whocould that possibly be?I get outof the kitchen and put the phone in its usually place beforewalking into the lounge too see a purple sedan and my family emergingfrom it. I am kind of in shock, its on
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Beauty In The Eye Of The Beholder Chapter 1
Ooh, pork chopsBrianna Pawlik1jBeauty In The Eye Of The BeholderOoh, pork chops! a chunky man by the name of Homer exclaimed, grabbing three to start his dinner. He immediately began chowing down. His plate was filled with three pork chops, two biscuits drenched in butter, and an unbelievable pile of mashed potatoes drowned in gravy.Hey, theres no gravy left, his ten-year-old son, Bart, whined aft
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Marges other boy Chapter 2
Well sorry for not updating for a while, so here is chapter 2. And yes, characters are going to be very OOC (not very, or all of them, but some people complain about Bob) , but no, the OCs wont appear in this chapter. Enjoy the reading.I dont own anything. Matt Groening the song Not While Im Aroundddbelongs to Stephen Soundheim, but in the new film to Tim BurtonAfter watching the film the group w
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 4
NOTE TO THE READERS: I just wanted to clear up the timeline for this story. This story is intended to take place before most of Lisa's main interactions with Mr. Smithers on the show. This is before she sees his screensaver of Burns or helps him on the mountain, et cetera. Just wanted to make that clear, for purposes of this story making sense later on:) Thank you all for reading and reviewing. It
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Bartman Chapter 32
HomerYoumean its official?Yup itsofficial Homer old buddy, the settlement price was $15 million andyoure an official multi-millionaire, I couldnt believe it,my years of hard work was finally paying off. Who would want to buysome plant anyways? Nuclear Power Plants suck but I dont careIm rich now.WillieI couldnt have done this without you, Well the fact is I didntactually do anything, Willie did ev
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Thespian Camp Chapter 1
ThespianCampSynopsis: Long before the feud between the Simpsons and the Terwilligers ismended, Lisa, against her better judgment tries for the lead inAntigone and strangely is not killed by Robert and instead findsherself getting a bit of a crush on him. When he corrects hermistakes, she finds a thrill in his touch, but realizes her feelingsare beginning to confuse her.Chapter1--Have You Gone INSA
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 1
Disclaimer I don't own the simpsons.doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo do dooLisa I like ponies.
Bart Ponies bad.
Homer Doh doh ow i broke my pants
Marge Lets sew you a new one HomerYayyyy superglue time
After some screamingHomer Marge I glued my pants to myselfMarge Why aren't you at work?
Lisa I joined Girl Scouts. I am a Brownie.
Homer MMMMMMMMMM browniesafter fant
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 5
The next time I was at the plant, which was the Saturday subsequent to the one on which I nearly demolished my dads sector with my licentious intentions, I made myself out to be an even greater fool than Mr. Smithers already likely thought I was.On that Saturday, while on my way to the water fountain by the cafeteria, I overheard what sounded like an intense conversation between Mr. Smithers and M
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Bartman Chapter 33
A/N:Despite the lack of reviews I have been having I decide to continuewriting. I would love it if I had some constructive criticism orpraise even I dont get either I will still write for me small(very x 3067 small) fan base.MilhouseItsweird I havent seen my best friend or any of my friends for solong, all I been doing is hanging out with my girl. I wonder whatBart is doing, last time I talked to
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The Springfield Chronicles Season of Changes Chapter 1
Beforeyou get to the story, theres a few things I want to sayFirst:Thank you for all of those who made the first SpringfieldChronicles,my most read story out of anything Ive time, I askthat you read this next installment and review it, so I can get thenecessary feedback I need to improve. Tell me what you like, please,and tell me what you dont like. For the last SpringfieldChroniclesI got a WTF r
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 2
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Lisa: Dad, what's wrong?Homer: I dreamed we were in a terminal waiting to go to a place for Indians.Lisa: Dad, we are going to the American Indian Mueseum.Homer: I'm scared.Lisa: Here is your superglue.Homer: Yay! Superglue time!Flight Attendant: No liquids because of terrorist activities.Homer: I'll show you!He glues the flight attendant's hand to t
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 6
The next night I spent about an hour getting ready, longer than I ever had before, and this wasnt even including the time I put into choosing an outfit and accessories the night before. Now I was clad in a fuchsia, one-strap dress gilded with sparkles and was putting on my bright white, lace-up sandals. My usual band of white pearls reclined on my dresser for the night, as I had chosen a more impr
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Simpson Porn
“Homer! Please, stop!” Lisa winced in agony. Lisa Simpson was crying out her rage and her pain. Her rage because she was useless to stop the fiendish acts of Homer. She was too petite in front of his 200 pounds. And her pain because he was raping her. It had all started when she was only 5 years old. Back then, she still looked up to him, he seemed to be there when she needed hi
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Bartman Chapter 34
HomerWHAT!!! It had been a month after I had become a millionaire and now I heard something that scared meWho could have stolen that much money? Someone had robbed my entire bank of its money, I was penniless till the bank got some more money. At least Otto, Willie and Moe all got to take advantage of the money I had given them by now but I didnt get to spend any of itI dont know who stole all you
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Flip Side Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I just own this fic. Nothing more or less.A/N: Written for Kate, because she's made of win and I think we're the only two in the world who ship these two together.Flip SideHis thumbs move swiftly over the buttons of the Playstation controller (x, x, square, triangle...) and you stare at him as he does the game, fascinated and unblinking. You should be equally entranced by the first-per
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 3
As Lisa and Homer weresitting in an airplane, Homr was squirming."Lisa," he said;"I have to go to the bathroom.""Dad, I asked youfive minutes ago if you had to!" LIsa exclaimed."But I didn't have togo then!" Homer whined."Then you have towait until I have to go again," Lisa ordered."But everyone knowsyou have a bladder the size of your brain" Homer persisted.Lisa just tuned out homerwith her cd pl
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 7
The car ride to the party was mostly peaceful, except for Barts occasional suggestive comments and the possibility of my mom getting suspicious when I asked her if I could wear some of her lipstick. She declined my request, saying I was too young to wear makeup, which only aggravated me. She then questioned my motives and for a moment, I almost wanted to come clean. But then I saw the way Bart was
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Simpsons porn 2
“You sexy thing, sexy thing. I believe in miracles…”, sang the radio along with a happy Homer, driving home from work. He parked the car and entered him home. The kids were watching TV and Marge was taking meals out of the oven. Having heard the door close, she shouted “Kids! Diner!” That night, the Simpsons were having chicken, except Lisa of course, who was having tofu.
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Bartman Chapter 35
BartYouguys have too, there is no one else in this town we trust and isstrong enough, Milhouse was begging the locals at the bar. Itmight seem stupid but Moe, Homer, Willie and Otto are better atsolving crimes than Springfields police force.But itsounds risky, we could die. Moe truthfully states.Dontworry Moe, no one will miss you anyways, Says some random drunk atthe end of the bar. Moe wears his
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Simpsons Instant Message Chapter 1
TheSimpsons Instant MessageDisclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't everown the Simpsons.A/N:I haven't written in a LOOOONNNGGG time, so sorry if it doesn't turnout super duper awesomeful. Okay, now to the story!!DohnutSigns On.MrsPoofyBlueHairSigns On.EinsteinJrSigns On.KowabungaBartSigns On.MrsPoofyBlueHair:Homer, I really don't like the screen name that you creat
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 4
"Geeez, this guydidn't even try to take us to the airport. He just dumped us in themiddle of this field! How rude!" Homer exclaimed."Dad, you did gluehis hand to the steering wheel. That was kinda rude," Lisapointed out."Quiet, Lisa"Homer sneered.Homer and Lisa were ridingin a taxi to their hotel."Okay, here is yourhotel." the taxi driver said."Thanks," Homerand Lisa said together.As they tried to
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 8
DISCLAIMER: The song I use in this chapter and a bit in Chapter 6 is "Something in the Air" by Lila McCann. I do not own this song.So, then I say to the guy, Yasemwa watu wale ni wageni, Mr. Smithers recited.I listened intently. What does that mean?Say, they tell me those people are strangers! Mr. Smithers and I began laughing at his humorous anecdote as I caught a glimpse of Mr. Burns staring at
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Bartman Chapter 36
A/N:I am sorry for the lack of updates I have had recently, therehave been some reasons for it, like one of my best friends has bekicked out of his house and he is living with me for another fewmonths. I personality been in a state of depression that seemseverlasting.HomerAnotherround Moe my good man, I say to the bartender that seems to berather attractive under the influence.Youvehad enough beer
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Simpsons Instant Message Chapter 2
The Simpsons InstantMessageDisclaimer: I do not ownthe Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't ever own theSimpsons.A/N: Here's my secondchapter! I'm trying to think of who else I should include in thechat. If you have a suggestion, please tell me!Dohnut Signs On.MrsPoofyBlueHair Signs On.EinsteinJr Signs On.KowabungaBart Signs On.KowabungaBart: DAD! Stop trying tomake us chat with you! I hav
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Homer and Superglue Chapter 5
I know it has been a long time, but I am BACKI know it has been along time, but I am BACK!Ahhh, this room isnice. I wonder if repainting the room would count as expenses. I kindof dont like this pale color arrangement. I wonder if they make acolor that combines bright orange, bright yellow, and bright green,Homer thought out loud.Dad, having theexpenses cover the surgery of the check-in lady is pu
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Unexpected Connections Chapter 9
Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated!The day after the party, I was experiencing a thesaurus of sentiments. This seemed to be a usual state for me now that I was in love. I sighed and swung back and forth on a swing during recess at school alone. No one seemed to notice my pensive mood, and why should they have? It wasnt really that my pensiveness
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Simpsons: Bart Simpson's Guide To Incest Part 1
Simpsons: Bart Simpson's Guide To Incest Part 1 by Sunny DAnd now, let the story begin...Lisa sighed. Her parents didn't go out often as a rule, and it was even less often that they didn't go out as a family. But time changes all, as Lisa well knew. She was 12 now, her brother Bart, now 14, and her little sister Maggie almost 6.Lisa glanced around the room, and out the window. Yup, she was definit
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