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the simpsons viagra fest
Viagra-fest.
Bart walked aroundand around his bedroom, even with all the toys and electronic gamesin the room he was bored. Milhouse hadn't come round but that wasprobably due to the fact he was still at his aunts he suddenlyrecalled. He sure as hell wasn't going to go and ask the neighboursto play, yeah right singing and bible quizzes. He would have askedLisa he was that bored but she was ou
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The watch.
The watch.
Bart rummage around in his grandpa's loft. It was very musky and quite damp, but there were loads of things to search through and odd things to look at, his old clothes were strange, why he even kept them was un known but he had and bart surmised this was where the musky smell was coming from. Boxes and boxes of junk were strewn all around, no particular ord
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Bartman Chapter 19
JessicaI walkinto Barts home and he stops banging his drums to look up at me.Wow,you have always been awesome at drumming, I say, everyone in theschool knew Bart was a radical drummer. He is just good at hittingthings I guess. He smiles before he stands up and hugs me.How youbeen? I havent seen you in a couple of days, I hadnt had thechance to talk to Bart since we blessed the church.I amfine, you
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 4
CHAPTER 4 :CHAPTER 4 :ENTER ANITA BATHEThe day after Otto made his debut in international competition, in which he barely made it to the Olympic team, Marge checks up the mail, A letter from the Readers Digest saying that we did not win anything, bills, oh, and theres something for you, Bart Bart comes down from his room to see the letter addressed to him. He grabs the parcel and he swiftly return
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 7
Chapter Seven: Smithers Returns...SortaEveryone is on the edges of their seats after hearing the gunshots. "Maybe one of us should check out what just happened?" Bart asks."But I thought we weren't supposed to leave the room?" Dinah responds."Yes, but this could be serious. I'll go. Bart, come with me." Lisa gets up and Bart follows. "Everyone stay here." They enter the kitchen hallway."Smithers d
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 3
Burns sat in his office, still fuming from the meeting with hisfather. Who did he think he was, anyway? That man wasn't the same manwho had raised him. He couldn't be. It was impossible! He had hopedthat his father would have come to his senses after all that time,but... well, obviously, he hadn't.Words alone simply could not express how disgusting it was! His ownfather, a once powerful and very t
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Lisa the TimeBomb
"AH! What a beautiful morning!"
Lisa sits upin her bed, ready to bring in the day...one of the most importantdays of her life. As her eyes adjust to the morning sun beamingthrough the window, she glances at her to-do list on the side of herbed. 4 things are marked down, all in order. 1. Give a speech at theMENSA luncheon. 2. Perform a Jazz Ballad for Tokyo r
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Too much
Too much
Why his mom had decided to throw a party he didn't know, there were no birthdays, no cards up anyway and nothing to celebrate. Unless of course she was celebrating her separation with his dad. Milhouse didn't believe his mother could be that cold, not inviting all she had as well. The Simpson's were there the Flanders everyone he knew, except of course his dad
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Bartman Chapter 20
JessicaDaddy?I thought he woke up but it was just him groaning in his sleep. He isstill alive, thank God. I did something I havent done since I was8, I said a truthful prayer and I guess it worked since the doctorssaid his chances of striving the night were very slim.Jessicais he. Alex walks into the room before trailing off; I know shewanted to ask if he is dead. She looks regretfully for speakin
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 5
CHAPTER 5 :BEIJING TRAININGUnlike the rest of the United States Olympic team, who is entrenched in San Jose University to proceed to China afterwards, Otto is already in China. He takes the time to acquaint himself with the other cell phone throwers, like Marianne Kwyjibo XI. Otto, can you do me a favour, please? I want to speak with Bart Simpson, if only through a chatroom Marianne asks. Marianne
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 8
Chapter Eight: Revealing The MotivesMr. Burns now lies dead in front of everyone. They are all gathered around the dead body.Disco Stu walks away. "Where are you going, honey?" Dinah asks."Disco Stu must go number two! Oh!!" Stu waddles to the bathroom."Who did this? Everyone was at the table weren't they?" Manjula asks.Dinah thinks. "Except Smithers, who's dead, and the cook...""THE COOK!" Everyo
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 4
Montgomery Frederick Burns kept his promise. The next day, he arrivedat the Power Plant and entered his son's office without warning. Theboy wasn't there! How strange.He took a seat at the desk to wait.As he studied the unlabeled buttons on the underside of the desk, thedoor opened. Involuntarily, he stood up.It's okay, it's just me. Waylon Smithers said, holding out onehand and motioning that it
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Vacation.
Vacation.
The hot sun beat down, his skin felt more than warm, he was cooking and he loved every second of it, the small waves of water lapped up the side of the boat, splashing and generally relaxing Abe simpson more. He loved the smell of the ocean, its clean fresh smell, the feel of the sun bathing him, the peace and tranquillity of it all made him feel, literally feel what li
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Bartman Chapter 21
A/N: Ashelpful pointed out, 19 Chapters and 26,406 words in 4 days. Wellits the holidays, creative spell, I can type at a moderately-fastpace also I have no life :p Well I hope you guys enjoy this chapter.HomerOhthats great Willie, I cant believe you were able to triple ourprofits, I didnt even know we had profits, I cant believethat what I am earning is now in 5 figures, Willie is a great worker.
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 6
CHAPTER 6 :A TROUBLING REVELATIONBeijing, two days after the opening ceremony. Otto finally gets to uphold the promise he made to Marianne Kwyjibo XI, the Zambian cellphone throwing sensation. The moment of truth is here: he is about to go to a cyber caf near the Water Cube, the venue for all Olympic diving and synchronized swimming events along with most swimming events. Marianne herself gets int
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 9
Chapter Nine: Danger In The Bedroom and The Murderer RevealedIn Apu' room, Manjula gets into bed next to Apu. "I'm really worried. What if I wake up and you are dead next to me?" Manjula says to Apu.Apu looks at Manjula. "Simple: then you did it. Please, let's just go to sleep. In the morning, I'm sure everyone will be calm and collected." There is a hissing sound. "Turn off the steam, would you?"
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 5
After leaving the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, MontgomeryFrederick Burns went to his son's mansion. There was no fence, notone way of keeping unwanted people away.He knocked on the door, and Monty Burns opened the door. His fathernoticed that he wasn't wearing a suit, but a white polo shirt andshorts. Somehow, it made him look more pretentious.You know where I live? he asked, sounding mildly d
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Bartman Chapter 22
JessicaSideshow Bob!What are you on about? No one was there, but I could swear I saw sideshow bob.Ah dont worry, Bart lets go to your house, Barts house was a little weird today, Marge was overly happy, almost as if she was smoking weed and Homer thought I was dead for some reason but we got to play on some mint instruments that Homer got off his friend.I was drumming, Bart was playing the guitar,
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 7
In this chapter, you may learn more about Arnie Pye and his life. But, for now, accept what I say only as a theory.CHAPTER 7 :CONFUSIONWang begins to talk to Otto, Do you still want to throw cell phones after these Olympics? Or you want to take up another sport instead? To which the bus driver answers, No matter how well or how ill I perform in these Olympics, its decided: the world of cell phone
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Murder By Stupidity Chapter 10
Chapter Ten: A Plan Foiled"It's really...Sideshow Bob!!" Lisa yells.Sideshow Bob removes the Smithers mask, revealing his large hair. "Yes, it is I!!" He laughs and pushes a button on the desk. A cage falls and traps the Simpsons."There goes my theory..." Homer takes out a piece of paper and looks at it. On it is the word Lenny. He crumples it up and throws it away."And now that I have the Simpson
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 6
Bright and early, Montgomery Frederick Burns arrived at his son'smansion. He knocked on the door and waited.A few minutes passed, and a servant opened the door.Monty will be down in a moment. He said.It's Mr. Burns! An angry voice yelled from somewhereupstairs.The servant rolled his eyes. Mr. Burns will be with you ina moment. He corrected himself.With his tie and jacket draped over his elbow, and
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Bartman Chapter 23
LisaMaggieyou look really good in that dress, I say as I hug my littlesister. She smiles at me weakly as we sit into the car.Is dadgoing to be coming? Barts asks mum before she takes the driverseat.Yeah,he is, as she shouts Homie!!! Dad suddenly appears in what makesMum sigh.Homer,you were suppose to get dressed, going in your underpants isntright for a funeral. My mum steps out of the car and dra
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Otto the Cell Phone Thrower Chapter 8
CHAPTER 8 :MIRACLE IN THE CHURCHTwo days before the preliminary round of the cell phone throwing competition, Wang brings Otto, Janick and the State Comptroller, Janices mother-side uncle. Wang forced him to attend the Sunday mass in the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Beijing, because he wanted his protg to be as close to God as possible in the last few days before the Olympic competiti
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The Last Chance Chapter 1
The Last ChanceIt has been four months since theDisasteroid nearly obliterated the earth. Most of the villains thatdisappeared during the commotion had become myths of society, anurban legend. But something lurks in the dark...IMPORTANT NOTE:I treat the different cities included in the story as in oneuniverse, so, the other cities are being treated as affected by theDisasteroid commotion.I do not
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 7
For the next few days, neither Charles Montgomery Burns norMontgomery Frederick Burns bothered contacting the other. They wereboth too annoyed at each other, and besides, they both had planningto do. Monty Burns was planning how to properly kill his father, andFreddy Burns was trying to figure out how to explain his outburst andget his son's forgiveness.When Burns' father finally decided to call h
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Bartman Chapter 24
BartI think Iam a finally starting to get this chemistry shit, professor Frinkagrees on that, I got a C+ on a practise test. School is kind of backto normal, except Alex for some reason. Alex seems kind of sad, nother normal fashion goddess act.HEYFASHION BITCH, says one a girl before pushing Alex off of her seatand into some mud. That skirt looked pretty expensive and now it wasin a mud. Alex loo
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Treehouse of Horror The Lost Book Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror or any of the parodied tales.Now that you have listened to that enjoy the story.We open to a museum where people are moving around talking and looking around the museum in the section titled, Old Antiquities Of Previous Civilizations.A blond hair guy sees a Marge's advisory from the first Treehouse of Horror.Then says "What a waste?""I mea
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Bart learns about politics Chapter 1
A/N: A small political joke, hope you enjoyA/N: Asmall political joke, hope you enjoy.There is aboy called Bart, and he goes to dad, Homer, to ask him what politicsis. His dad replies "Ok son, Ill teach you about politics. Iearn all the money so I will be know as capitalism. Your mum spendsall the money so she will be known as the government. Maggie is smallso she will be known as the future, and
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 8
It was all set up. Although he had originally decided to keep itsimple, he couldn't help but go out of his way to draw things out.There was a tacky checkered blanket spread on the ground, and abasket atop it. It was on a grassy spot, about a half a dozen yardsfrom the edge of the gorge.Burns stood a few feet back from the edge, absentmindedly stroking ahandgun hidden in a holster under his t-shirt
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Bart & Lisa Teenage Lovers Part 4
The sex, as it was, was definitely hot, as you have already seen. Limits were no longer applicable; cum could fly as far as it wanted to, land anywhere inside or outside of the body, fingers and lips could roam wherever they wanted; the tongue’s taste buds were free to suckle on nipple juice or pre cum, and fingers were blessed with the sensations of rock hard penis flesh and that velvety, organ
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Bartman Chapter 25
BartWhat?asks Lisa and Allison in shock after I tell them all about the schoolteachers and Alex.She wasacting like this last time I went to her house, Lisa says as Iwatch the two rattle their brains trying to figure out whats wrongwith their best friend.Wherewere you too today? They ignore the question completely. Theywerent at school today which was weird considering school is liketheir second ho
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Treehouse of Horror The Lost Book Chapter 2
Disclaimer, I do not own the Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror or any of the parodied tales."Well come on Lis"."Alright, alright Bart"."The next tale that you'll find interesting is about revenge also"."It's called the Pumpkin Keeper".We fade into the screen as the words Pumpkin Keeper appear on the screen in front of background.Then we fade to a countryside plain with a few hills.Where we see Nelson
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Waylon Smithers and the death of Burns Chapter 1
Ever since a very early age I wasnt loved, my parents never loved me, my friends were few and as I grew I had found a loveEver sincea very early age I wasnt loved, my parents never loved me, myfriends were few and as I grew I had found a love. However as timecontinued to sprinkle its magic on my life I could see the friendshipbetween me and my boss slowly deteriorating and slowly we spendingless a
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The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 9
Monty Burns sat in the back row, feeling foolish in the ruffled dressshirt he had promised to wear. Really, though, it was all the cryingmade him the most uncomfortable.He had to admit, though. The bride looked beautiful in her pure whitegown, and Waylon Smithers looked rather dashing as well, in hisrented tux. His faithful assistant looked so happy, to be standing upthere, repeating those vows th
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the Hike part 1
Lisa and Janey were spending a couple of weeks with janey's parents at their summer house in the mountains. It was such a beautiful place, the weather was perfect, and there were plenty of trails where the two girls could hike.Janey's parents were going to be with Lisa's parents over the weekend. It was a spur of the moment thing, a weekend jaunt at a gambling mecca at a nearby Indian Casino, sor
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Bartman Chapter 26
ChiefWiggumDontworry Bart will probably be okay, I reassure my little boy Ralph.Barttold me to burn things, Ralph can be so cute sometimes and moronicmost of the time.Butdad, what happens if Bart turns into a sleeping person?Wellthen he gets to rest in a big bed that is underground and he probablylive happily ever after in an underground fire.Wow,does everyone get a big bed?Yesson, the beds even h
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Treehouse of Horror The Lost Book Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror, or any of the parodied tales.With that said enjoy the rest of the fanfic for this year.And prepare for Teen Simpsons because a new character is hinted at in this story."Okay Lis, let's finish this so we can go trick-or-treating tonight"."Alright Bart, this last tale is the most terrifying yet it's called Saute Ala Homer"We then fade to a
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Only if i could see you Chapter 1
If only I could see the broken down society that I live in for myself I would be so happyIf only Icould see the broken down society that I live in for myself I wouldbe so happy. I secretly wish to be able to enjoy what you see for Ionly see darkness. Throughout my life, there has been one personthat has ever shown hope in me, my older sister Lisa. My father hadgiven up hope on me when he found out
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Dream Of The Heart Chapter 1
Dream Of The HeartBy:Anime BlobA/N:I wanted to write a fanfiction for my best friend that surroundedaround the pairing of Burns/Smithers from The Simpsons. The resultwas this little story thats before you. I hope she, and the restof you readers, like it.Disclaimer:I do not own The Simpsons. "Sir!Wake up!"His eyes opened, his imaginary world shatteringfor a moment. The dim moonlight shone through h
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NoEars
Bahamut DragonsThis is entirely a work of fiction.None of the characters exist (well, I dont think so).All the characters are copyrighted Fox.You must be [insert legal age to viewpornographic material in your country here] to view this.This work is coded as follows: m/g(rape).You may reproduce and distributethis lemon anywhere, as long as you follow these guidelines:1)You mustkeep it intact2)You m
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Bartman Chapter 27
MaggieThe sunhad awoken me, perhaps an hour or two after my usually wake up time.My window is open weird I thought I closed it, hey cotton candy. Idont remember buying any cotton candy maybe its a presentfrom my brother or sister.HeyBart, Do you want some of my candy, I havent eaten any but Iwanted to share some with you, Jessica sighs when I walk into theroom and smiles at me. It must be late, Je
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The Simpsons Present Aladdin Chapter 1
Hi everybody! Sideshow Bob Roberts here back with another Simpsons parody! It's good to be home...anyway, here's what you need to know: Aladdin, as you know it, is about to be torn to pieces and mocked. So if you are a die hard fan of the movie and are easily offended, look away. Or read, I don't really care! I would also like to say I wrote this intro in memory of the late Phil Hartman. I was on
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