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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 4
yeah..im sooooo sorry about such a long update, but there will be faster ones since schools out :D"Kids, we're going to the ship's bar and grill! I heard that it's really fancy, so put on something nice!" Marge ordered while putting on earrings."Mom, I didn't pack anything nice!" Bart whined."Well maybe something of your father's can fit you.""Homer has a big fat ass! Nothing he has can fit me." B
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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 5
yesss fast update...i appreciate the reviews i have gotten (only 3...I NEED MORE!!)Bart was walking along the deck later that night. He was still ashamed of his father, so he did what he could to get away from him. eventually got to the front of the ship. He looked up at the sky. There were plenty of stars out. It was amazing to look at Bart found the brightest star and decided to make a wish."I w
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Dreams and Schemes Chapter 1
Note: Sadly, I do not own The Simpsons. There were times during the day when Waylon Smithers had nothing to do. His work was up-to-date, no one had to be fired and Mr. Burns wanted to be left alone.Its going to be another lonely lunch. He thought as he opened a drawer in his desk to get his food. He pulled out a plain brown bag and set it in front of him. From it he retrieved a ham sandwich, an ap
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Dreams and Schemes Chapter 2
Note: Wow. I finally have the second chapter written. This is new for me. I don't have very good discipline when it comes to stories. I always get stuck on the 2 chapter. This is proof that the impossible is possible. ;) I hope all you readers enjoy.Sadly, the Simpsons don't belong to me.It was dark when, wearily, Homer walked through the front door of his house. Immediately, the smell of food gra
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 1
Authors Note: This is my first fanfic for the Simpsons. Ive seen this idea done with a lot of other things but I havent seen it done for the Simpsons yet so here is my attempt at it. Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofHomer SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Homer Simpson! Be sure to read this manual thoroughly to insure you get the best possible res
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 2
Authors Note: If you guys have a specific character you want me to do let me know!Disclaimer: I dont own the SimpsonsCare and Keeping ofMarge Simpson Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your own Marge Simpson! Be sure to read the manual thoroughly so that you wont constantly hear Hrrrrmm.What Have I Purchased? You have bought a Marge Simpson. Marge is a thin women with very tall blue h
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 3
Authors Note: Im going to try and do as many of the Simpson characters as I can. Im going to do the Simpson family before I do anyone else though. Thank you for the suggestions! I will do those characters as soon as Im done with the Simpson family.Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofBart Simpson Congratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Bart Simpson! Be sure to rea
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 4
Authors Note: Sorry its taken so long but Ive been working on other stories and life got in the way.Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofLisa SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Lisa Simpson! Be sure to read this manual thoroughly to be sure that Lisa doesnt try (and fail) to improve your behavior.What Have I Purchased?You have purchased a Lisa Simpson.
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 5
Authors Note: Im glad you all liked the last chapter. This is the last one with the Simpson family unless I do Grandpa. After this Im going to doI dont know yet. Ill update soon though, Im really enjoying writing this!Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons.Care and Keeping ofMaggie SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of your own Maggie Simpson! Be sure to read this manual thoroughly so
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Simpsons Character Care Manual Chapter 6
Authors Note: Sorry for the delay and no offence to anyone in Missouri for the quote I usedAuthors Note: Sorry for the delay and no offence to anyone in Missouri for the quotes I used! Please take it with good humor!Disclaimer: I dont own the Simpsons!Care and Keeping ofGrandpa Abraham SimpsonCongratulations!You are now the proud owner of a Grandpa Simpson! Be sure to read the manual thoroughly so
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Gone is My Innocence Chapter 1
Gone is My InnocenceA Simpsons fanfiction by A. M. DresselDisclaimer: The Simpsons and all related characters are copyrighted to Matt Groening and Twentieth Century Fox. This was solely written for enjoyment.Authors Note: For those who dont know who Ruth and Laura Powers are, they first appeared in New Kid on the Block; Bart had fallen for Laura and was crushed. Ruth and Marge go on a high speed T
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Gone is My Innocence Chapter 2
CHAPTER 2PPPPPPPPPPP Bob chanced a glance back at the girl from over his shoulder for a split second. Returning his eyes to the road, the man attempted a conversation. He offered a soft, inward grin before breaking the silence.PPPPPPPPPPP At least you wont have to say goodbye to all your friends, Laura.PPPPPPPPPPP Laura dejectedly wiped her eyes; although it was pointless because her tears were st
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Simpson Simpson Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons, and most likely never will."That debate was amazing wasn't it? It had everything! And an actual Nobel laureate to do that presentation!" Louise remarked as she and I walked out of the lecture hall into the noise of the annual environmentalist gala. It was a huge event for a talented kid to attend, and I was still dizzy with delight. Louise and I had talked al
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 1
Behind the BartmanBehindthe BartmanBehindthe BartmanDisclaimer:I do not own TheSimpsons,therefore, you have no grounds to sue me.Again,some explanations are warranted. Unfortunately, SpringfieldAfter Darkis discontinued and in order to proceed with TheSpringfield Chronicles,Ive taken that story down. Check my profile for a more in-depthexplanation.--Hewas never known as the model child. He would n
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 2
GoodGod, thats right dad, I said it, why does he have to be such apain!?PerhapsI should explain to you why Im out here now. My dad, ReverendTimothy Lovejoy, the pastor at the First Church of Springfield,continues to make me angry day after day. And this particular day, Ijust had to step out here and clear my head. It had been a prettyuneventful Sunday. My dad, the epitome of irritating, had dragge
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 3
Underthe Starlit Sky IIDisclaimer: I do notown The Simpsons. Homer, Bart, Lisa. Marge, Maggie and all otherrelated products belong to 20th Century FOX and MattGroening. So dont you dare sue me! This is a sequel totwo other stories of mine Under the Starlit Sky and Behindthe Bartman--Jessica Lovejoy restedher head on the shoulder of her new boyfriend, Bart Simpson. Bartrested his spiky hair on the
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The Springfield Chronicles Bart Simpson Series Chapter 4
The small boy slipped into his house, eight o clock at night. He didnt even know why he was there. Because I promised Jessica, he told himself, pushing himself on further. The truth was, he and his family were at odds, the only reason he was still living here was because the law required it. Technically he didnt have to live here. He was still legally emancipated. But there was something here that
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Night of the Sideshow Chapter 1
Nightof the SideshowChapterOne(AN:This story is a sort-of parody of Night of the Hunter.)Itwas a beautiful summers day and four of the children of Springfield-Bart, Lisa, Nelson and Milhouse -wereplaying hide and seek. It was Lisas turn to do the seeking, so sheclosed her eyes and began to count.Oneplutonium, two plutoniums, three plutoniumsOh,jeeze Bart! Nelson complained. Your sister even counts
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Night of the Sideshow Chapter 2
Thankyou to Loonytunecrazy and Swisssmarie for their reviews.Chapter2Itwas Monday morning recess at Springfield Elementary and Lisa hadbrought in her new Itchy teddy. It was proving to be quite a populartoy with the other kids, as they had begun to gather around theeight-year-old girl.CanMickey mouse do anything cool? Ralph Wiggum asked.Lisarolled her eyes, its not Mickey, Ralph, its Itchy, but ye
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 4
Chapter4:Unsolved(Backin our world two men who seem to be police officers are standingoutside the interrogation room. One of them you would be unable tosee the face of because his back is to us)Officer1: Were getting nothing. She keeps giving some cock and bull storyabout how this guy named Monty Burns gave his assistant, a man namedSmithers, some assignment that forced them to rob the bank. And h
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 5
Chapter5: The Springfield ConnectionBackin Springfield Lisa and Bart were still confronting the fact thateveryone and everything was changing. Barts only concern was thathe was getting stupider by the second. Lisas concern was that ifFrink couldnt fix his machine they couldnt get Smithers andBurns back to Springfield.Bart:(picking his nose) Lisa, I want to share something with you.Lisa:Bart, no.Ba
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 6
Chapter6: Lisa and Bart3(cubed) (part 1)Liztook her purse and snuck down to the lobby. She had no idea where shewas gonna go but she had to go somewhere. It was no safe just to waitaround for a world Burns. Suddenly, it hit her. So she picked up hercell phone and dialed.Liz:Sean? Its Liz. Hi. Fine thanks. Im having a bit of crisiscould my grandmother and I stay with you for a few days? I canttalk
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 7
Chapter7: Lisa and Bart 3 part 2Itseemed to Lisa that they had been waiting for at least 3 hours forElizabeth.Lisa:Bart, lets go back.Bart:Lise, Liz will be here any minute. In the meantime we could have somefun with the stuff in this world.Lisa:Weve been away from home long enough and I dont think shescoming. We should go home and try to map out a plan of our own.Lisagrabbed Bart and tried to go
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 8
Chapter8: A long days journey intoANASA rocket is pelting toward NeptuneLiz:Again Im sorry about this.Grandma:You have nothing to be sorry about.Liz:I brought an evil mogul to our world; I called you to bail me out ofjail; and I got us kidnapped and put on a rocket to Neptune where weare gonna dieso I have a lot to be sorry for, Grandma(Therocket crashes on the surface of Neptune. Liz puts on one
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 9
Chapter9: The Simpsons!Previouslyin THE WORLD BURNS(Lizexits into the building and stomps into Mr. Burns office)YouViciously evil jackass! Listen, I like it when youre like thislike that time you kicked Bart into the ocean, the time you blockedout the sun, all those times you stole Christmas youre an evilman and I love you but you have no right NO RIGHT to do this to meor the people of this world!
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 1
THE WORLD BURNSTHE WORLD BURNSChapter 1: Ding Dongthe miser is dead(Smithers and Burnsdisappear with Liz)Frink: O gegod this isnot good.Lisa: Theyre gone.Mr. Burns and Smithers are gone.Bart: All right!Lisa: Bart! This is nota time for celebratingBart: Think, Lise. Nomore Burns. No more killings no more fear of what will happennext NO MORE BURNS!Bob: Im the greatestcriminal in Springfeild now.Snak
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 2
Chapter 2: The Mafia GameI'm sorry I forgot to put this in the last chapter:Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.(In Lizs room. She slowly woke up and rubbed her eyes for a second not knowing where she was but then she realized it was her room. Her dog Gus comes up and starts licking her ear)Liz: Gus Gusy stop that stop it (giggles) How is my Gussy Wussy? Wow, you know I had the oddest dream I wa
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THE WORLD BURNS Chapter 3
Chapter3: Lucky weve aWhileSmithers and Burns were making a deal with the mob and Liz Powell wasrotting in jail for a crime that she was forced to commit nothing hadchanged in Springfield. The sun was still shining and the birds werestill singing. It was 7:30am and things were happier than usualbecause Burns was gone. Over in the Flanders home Maude woke up andlooked over at Ned. She tried to nug
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When Matt Groening Lets Me Write the Scripts Chapter 1
This is my first time so please, be nice!--Lisa looked at her mom and felt tears stinging her eyes.Be a good girl! Dont forget to call us! said Marge.Yeah and dont you dare come back with a man! We had a deal! Homer warned.Dad!! You had that deal with Bart!Oh right.Bye mom!! Bye dad! Lisa yelled as she boarded the plane.Well, at least one of the kids made it. Homer sad.Homer! Bart may be a little
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Treehouse of Horror The Untold Tellings Chapter 1
Treehouse of Horror: the Untold TellingsNotes: I'm not the best at executing a plot, I'm better at coming up with ideas. A more clever writer could have done more with these stories (well, story so far), although I don't think I did too horrendously.Begin episode...Cue Tales From The Crypt musicThe Simpson residence has been re-done to look like a creepy, crazy old castle, and the intro mimics the
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Car Accident Chapter 1
Car AccidentA Burns and SmithersFan fictionDisclaimer: I do notown the Simpsons,(AN: This is my secondfanfiction)It was a typical dayover at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, at least at first itwas. Ill never forget that day, where I almost lost my unrequitedtrue love, Best friend, and boss; Mr. Burns. But Im getting aheadof myself. Let me start at the beginningSmithers, What is onthe agenda f
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Car Accident Chapter 2
Car accidentBy: RIPsydbarrett(AN: I do apologize for the rather LONG update, Ive been ill, plus school. I hope you enjoy this chapter)The ride to the hospital was nerve - wracking and awful. I knew that I would fire Simpson for what he did; to my Monty I had tears in my eyes as I reached the hospital.I ran to the reception desk. Can I help yall? A secretary with rather long fingernails and whom wa
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Car Accident Chapter 3
Chapter 3:Chapter 3:By: RIPSydBarrett(An: Thanks so much toUnicat for the positive review. Im very pleased that you enjoyedthe second chapter, and to answer your question I meant to spellstripper that way for a homourous addition.)(Disclaimer: I do notown the Simpsons, if I did I would make Mr. Burns Fall in lovewith Smithers, and everyone would be a Pink Floyd fan)The ride home wasquiet, not the
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Car Accident Chapter 4
(AN: Unicat, to answer your long review, Smithers attack on Homer was just a small fragment of events to come(AN:Unicat, to answer your long review, Smithers attack on Homer was justa small fragment of events to come. Its going to be a fairly longstory so be patient, please. )(Disclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons, Yeesh Im a 13 year old girl who isobsessed with Pink Floyd. Im Not Matt Groening. If I
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Car Accident Chapter 5
Chapter 5Chapter 5((An: Ihave decided to update again, as with the last 4 chapters, I ask forconstructive criticism.))Disclaimer:I dont own The SimpsonsI stoodthere frozen; my hands were stuck to my sides. I wanted to run to Mr.Burnss aide, but my legs were stuck to the concrete. I watched interror as I saw the truck hit him, and his fragile body wascatapulted into the air.When Ifinally recovered
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Leonard Girl Chapter 1
Ok well. Hi Simpson Fans. Well this is my first Simpson fic so I'll try my best. So Last night I was watching The Wife swap episode, and at Lenny's place I thought it be very cool if he had a kid he never knew about! LOL!Also, this is just a tiny bit of the episode when Krust met his child.Sorry if I get characters personality wrong. If do, tell me in a review please.Also note: I'm sometimes bad a
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Leonard Girl Chapter 2
Ok well. Hi Simpson Fans. Well this is my first Simpson fic so I'll try my best. So Last night I was watching The Wife swap episode, and at Lenny's place I thought it be very cool if he had a kid he never knew about! LOL!Thanks for the reviews!Sorry if I get characters personality wrong. If do, tell me in a review please.Also note: PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW! Even if it's 'This story is an OK story'o
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Leonard Girl Chapter 3
Sorry about short chapter. Not much really. I NEED AN IDEA FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!Thanks for the reviews!Sorry if I get characters personality wrong. If do, tell me in a review please.Back down in town Vanessa entered Apu's store and looked around. As she did Bart and some blue hair kid came up to her."Vanessa do you know me?" Bart asked."Why sure I do Bart." Vanessa said looking at him."Wow Bart! Y
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Ralphs story Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own none of the Simpson characters, many thanks to Matt Groening for creating them. Also when I refer to Ralphs special area I mean his shoulder.A day in the life of Ralph WiggumWake up Ralphey, time for school my Daddy said. I rolled on to the floor and that that hurt my special area. My mommy helped me get dressed today, she smells like dead frogs not like Lisas mommy, she smells l
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 1
Day under the SunCharles Montgomery Burns looked at the lake. It was more sparkly than ever this time of year. He spread out a checkerboard blanket. He placed his picnic basket on the ground and started to empty it. Inside was a delicious spread: a cheese wheel, a jar of smoked oysters, homemade salmon mousse, some socialite crackers, two sandwiches made with delicious medium rare roast beef and a
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 2
At 8 pm at Moes tavern, the last slices of cake are being shared among bartender Moe Szyslak and his regulars: Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, and Barney Gumble. Lenny sticks his fork into the cake and takes out a bite of the moist chocolate. Carl mimics him in kind, with a rosette on his fork, sliding the frosting into his mouth. Homer took his fork over to Lennys plate, and tried to
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Day Under the Sun Chapter 3
Moes cake looked delicious. Only someone whose heart was trampled on could be such a delicate artist. The icing was of the butter cream variety, and had, along with the rest of the cake, been made from scratch. He had to rent a dolly from the local grocer to carry it, but he believed the stroke Waylon would receive when getting such a cake made it all worth it.He asked around to find Waylons addre
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