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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 6
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: I'm sorry it has taken me forever and a day to update this story, but I hope you haven't lost interest. :-/ Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)Of course, I didnt tell Margery or anyone else for that matter about my absence of feeling during our kiss. In fact, I didnt really even confess this fact to myself. Instead
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 7
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for your reviews! Please continue to read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)It was almost winter break and everything had begun to gleam with the warm, matchless glow of Christmastime. Soft hills of sparkling ice lined every roadthe scents of cinnamon and fireplaces and cold air partook in a perfect dance around every corner. Every
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 8
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all for reading and reviewing. :) I'm sorry that this chapter is going to be a bit short, but I will try to make the next one will be extra-long. :) Please read and review! Every word is greatly appreciated! Thank you. :)I hesitated before telling Dr. Smith anything further. I pondered the idea that perhaps the whole winter formal and everything that followed it were ir
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 9
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get a new chapter up. I hope you enjoy it:) Please read and review! Any comments are greatly appreciated. Thank you!CHAPTER NINE:Ned looked up at me with sympathetic and concerned eyes,but before he could tender me either a consoling word or a protective musing,we heard our ride arrive outside my
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 10
AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. Please read and review! Any comments are greatly appreciated. Thank you:)CHAPTER TEN:As soon as I felt the melting stare of two pairs of eyes onus, I reluctantly but quickly ceased the kiss and turned to face owners of thegaping eyes. When I saw that they were Margery and Timothy, I immediately knewthat my whole life was about to f
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Waylon Smithers A Life Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!Waylon Smithers: A LifeFor one of the few times in my life, I truly felt resentful of my boss and best friend, Mr. Burns. Resentment was not commonly a tenant in my heart, at least regarding this particular man. Because resentment and uncond
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I dont date thugs Chapter 1
Authorsnote: This was inspired by Harleenquins wonderful story, WaylonSmithers: A Life, particularly chapter 11 where Lovejoy acts likesuch a git towards Smithers. As a Lovejoy fan, I tend to look at himin a rose-coloured-glasses type of manner, but his behaviour in thatstory really made me angry at him, and that is one heck of anachievement. Because of that, and also because of the hint ofcompass
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I dont date thugs Chapter 2
Author's note: For those of you who haven't read "Waylon Smithers: a life" yet, here's a link: /s/3685877/1/WaylonSmithersALifeWaylon Smithers wasnt in school for a long time afterwards, but the teachers didnt seem to notice; and the ones that did seemed to be glad he was gone. This seemed to be the case for the students, too, but not all of them.Ned, Margery and Helen all glanced at the empty des
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 1
"Mam me despert"Mom woke me up. I dondt know how will be the climate, there isno window on my room. I hope thereds not so cold. Mmm... Shewould tell me to take a sack by doubts. " The seven years oldkid decided that today hedll get up giving a dry jump on thefloor. After this, he thought that it had been a bad idea, becausehis little ankles were not so used, and he had to put the knees inthe soil
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 2
"Mam me despert-So? Howwas your exam?
-They give me an A
-Sweet. Your parents willbecome satisfied.
-Actually, I dondt care. So much they as Iare used, after everything, I have to support the scholarship, so icouldndt expect nothing else...
-Wathever. My parents arenot even interested in if I repeat of year, thing that has alreadyhappened. They only want that me to reach the ad
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 3
"Mam me despertDuringthe upcoming weeks, the guys become more and more friends. They wentout with Louie two or three times a week. But when they werendtwith him, they usually go to be play bowling, pool, or any otheractivity that take itds time. Legs sometimes remainuntil evening on the schoolds library to do the homework, or tostudy there. Legs and Tony were in the same year but they were notgoin
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 4
"Mam me despertTonygot up to go to the bath, and moments later the clock of Legs alsosounded. That, and the noise that now was entering due to the opendoor, were enough to wake up Louie. He opened slowly his eyes, butthen closed them strongly, disliked. The clock of Legs kept onsounding, and it was quite annoying. He turned round, he was stillbetween the arms of his friend.
He held his wrist
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The Mafia Fic Chapter 5
"Mam me despertTheplan of the boys worked and Louie could go to the camp with his twofriends. There were approximately twenty or thirty boys, allapparently of Louie's age, but visually he was the smallest. Itwasndt very different from a normal camp: They wake up early,go out to explore, do stupidities that were involving to identifyanimals, recognize marks of civilization, join firewood, do knotsw
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Turn of Mind Chapter 1
A one shot about eight year old Bart nearly dying butBob change his mind. No slash, although it COULD be implied if you think that way lol. I thought of this in a dream I had. Very odd dream.Disclaimer: If it WERE mine, I'd stolen Sideshow Bob already.And to any people who think Bart is NOT abused, watch the whole 19 seasons again because he is. Although they try to make it look funny, he gets cho
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Bart Terwilliger Chapter 1
Barthas recently had his sixteenth birthday. It was about a week ago. Heand his family had not seen a certain homicidal maniac for about ayear. And Bart starts to wonder why. And not that it would be enoughHis parents had been very weird the last month.Bartwent into his home. Everything was dark so nobody was home. Good timeto get to know what his parents are hiding. He went into his parentsbedroo
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 9
ChapterNine:Malibu Stacy MuseumTheSimpsons are now in the Malibu Stacy Museum, but it isn't what theythought it was. They follow a tour guide through the musuem. "Stacy.Often times called Malibu Stacy." The goth looking tour guidesays plainly. "Famous for the slaughter of the Malibians."The second tour guide leans over and whispers into the other's ear."Sorry. The people of Malibu. Let the people
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 10
ChapterTen:Copter Chaos and Lotsa LucysDiscoStu and Dinah are high in the sky. Dinah has made a slight turn indirection. Stu sees this on the dashboard of the copter. "North?""Oh,its just a little detour. But, don't worry, it won't take long. Ijust wanted to say hi to my boyfriend.""Oh,groovy." 'Boyfriend?Note to self: abort plan to date foxy lady.'Dinahflies over her boyfriend's house, Sean, and
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 11
Chapter ElevenKangand Kodos found a key shop on the road. They entered it and steppedup to the counter. "Excuse us, do you partake in the reproducingof these door opening devices?" Kang holds up a key."Uh...ifyou mean a key, then yes." The squeaky-voiced teen took the key."Do you want one copy? Because if you get two you get anotherone for free.""Onlyone, we're in a hurry!" Kang says to the boy. T
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 12
ChapterTwelve:The Race ContinuesTheSimpsons are still buzzing down the road in Hitler's car. Bart findsa harmonica in the backseat. "Cool!" He starts to play it."That'skinda catchy. Keep it up boy!" Homer starts to hum along withBart."Bart,stop it! You don't know where that's been." Marge says."YesI do, in Hitler's mouth." Bart responds."Hegot you there Marge." Homer says."Wellstop playing it." Sh
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 13
ChapterThirteen: Hitler's Hearty Hot TubInBarney's plow, Dr. Nick has found the heart and is trying to get inback into the bag. "Turn it around, turn the freaking thingaround!" Barney yells as Nick tries to get it into the bag."Wait, wait, what is that?" He points to something on theheart."It'sa nickel!" Dr. Nick takes the nickel and sticks it into hispocket."Justput it back, please." Barney conti
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 14
ChapterFourteen: Speed DrifterDr.Nick and Barney are still chasing the dog. They stop abruptly whenthey see the dog was electrocuted by an electric fence. The dog fallsto the ground and Barney runs over. "Oh, crap. Look at this!It's never gonna work!!" He belches."Whatare those little holes?" Nick asks."You'rethe doctor, you should know!!" Barney shouts."Inever said I was a gooddoctor."Dr. Nick ex
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 15
ChapterFifteen: Sleepy Loony LucysTheSimpsons have outran the WWII veterans, but that's not much of anaccomplishment, and just finished a meal in a dinner.Homerconfesses to what his real motives were for this trip. "We'reracing!" He says randomly."What,dad?" Lisa asks."It'sa race. We are racing.Mr. Burns set up this race for two million dollars. And I wanna getthere first! I do not want to end up
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 16
Threemore chapters to go. sigh I'm going to miss writing this story...ChapterSixteen: The Final LapTheSimpson family, except for Homer and Maggie, are all asleep. "Let'sgo get my money now..." Homer laughs until he looks outside andsees the two tour guides from the Malibu Stacy Museum at the HitlerCar. "D'oh!" OkayHomer, think. What to do, what to do. S.S in the parking lot! Notgood. Not good.Just
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 17
Thefinal two! lets keep on trucking...ChapterSeventeen: The End Is Near...Everyoneis staring at the locker. "What the hell? It's empty!!"Homer says. "Where's my money?"Outside,Smithers is fighting with Vicky, the prostitute from the casino. "Letgo of the bag, Vicky!"Atthe casino, "Mr. Smithers, what on earth is going on?""Thehooker from the casino stole the money!!" Smithers says over thespeaker."
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 18
Thatwas where the movie ended, but there is one more thing that needs tohappen...One Last ThingAfterthe charity concert ends, and the curtains close, the racers talk.The Simpsons are in the center of the stage. "That was reallysweet of you, Homie." Marge kisses Homer."ThanksMarge. I couldn't help but melt when I looked into Maggie's eyes andshe said my name..."Krustycaught up with Mel. "You bet ag
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 19
SIMPSONS RAT RACE Deleted ChapterI have something very special for all you fans of Rat Race, Simpsons Style! This chapter is a chapter I wrote early on for this story, but never really found a place for it. It is also a song. I love putting songs in my stories, and thought I'd share it with everyone!The tune is...well, you can imagine it to go however you want, really. It is still in it's outline
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 1
As I have said, I have made some changes to this story, adding more detail. Including a familiar Simpson character. I didn't touch the plot very much. Hope you enjoy it more...Chalkboard Gag: Bart writes: 'I will not flick rubber bands at Willy when he drives by the window in his tractor.'Couch Gag:The Simpsons run to the couch and see the Griffin family from Family Guy sitting there. They look at
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 2
ChapterTwo:The Racers GatherPattyand Selma, having had their fare share of Cigarettes and liquor, headdown to the slots to try their luck, as did all the other guests aswell...Selmapulls the arm of the machine, it dings and drops a single coin. "Oh!Patty, look I won!" She takes out the coin and inspects it.Pattytakes the coin and inspects it. "What's that? That's not money!It's a worthless coin.""
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 3
ChapterThree:The Explanation"Yes,Well as you know I'm Mr. Burns." Burns walks to the group ofpeople. "Now I have some bad news for you all. There is a meteorthe size of North Carolina headed for Springfield. I built a bunkerin the basement strong enough to withstand the blast. There's roomfor eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When thisis over, we will repopulate and re-civiliz
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 4
ChapterFour:And They're Off!Afterthe mini-freak out, the gang gathers near an elevator in the hall,talking about what they are going to do. Most of them, anyway."It'sa race! When you are racing, you must be limber." Dr. Nick saysjogging in place "Breathing is good. Carbohydrates are good.Pasta!" Dr. Nick runs off to the end of the hall and jogs inplace some more."Thisis a joke. It's gotta be!" Kru
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 5
ChapterFive:Unforseen CircumstancesKrustycharges out of the doors of the casino. He shoves a person who isabout to get into a taxi. "Out of my way! Driver. Take me to theairport, now!" Krusty says as he gets in."Yougot it." The taxi driver says. Although it really isn't a taxidriver, it is in fact, Sideshow Bob. He was released from prison andtook up taxi driving to make money for his next big att
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 6
ChapterSix:Stu Swings And Alien AngeredHomerand family pull into the airport, nearly hitting another persons car.They rush into the airport, running to the ticket desk. Disco Stu issitting down, watching everyone rush to the counter for tickets."Chumps. You won't find Disco Stu doin' what they do!" Hetakes the key from his pocket and throws it into the trash can. Helooks over and sees a woman read
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 7
ChapterSeven:Wreckless WrathShortlyafter, Kang and Kodos wheel their UFO out to the transmission towerfor the airport. Kang stays in the spacecraft as Kodos goes to attacha rope to the top of the tower to prevent all planes from moving out.Kodos climbs up and throws the rope towards the top. The hookattaches to it. "I have got it!" He yells out to Kang inthe UFO. But, just then, the light turns on
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Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 8
ChapterEight:Wreckless Wrath AftermathTheSimpsons are back on the road again, thanks to Kang and Kodos' attackon the airport's transmission tower. Bart sees a car pass by."Whoa!That's the kind of car I want!" Bart says, still looking out thewindow."Don'tcount on it boy." Homer says."Whynot, dad?""Becausethe Volkswagen Beetle was used by the Nazis, Bart." Lisa says asshe closes the book she was rea
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Days of our Bart Chapter 1
High School YearsDays of our BartBart Simpson hadnt changed, not really. He was taller, a little slimmer, and his hair was a little longer but in attitude and personality Bart hadnt changed. He was still the hell raiser he always was. The biggest difference was his new surroundings: Springfield High.Yep, Bart made it out of Springfield Elementary; he wasnt even ever held back a grade. Neither was
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Days of our Bart Chapter 2
Days of our BartChapter 2:Im Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?..I dont really care, if youre willing to listen thats enough.Heres the big picture man: Obviously Im a real ladies man, not surprising eh?..Shut up! Okay, so Im not a ladies man, but Ive still had my fair share of girlfriends in the past, my first being Jessica Lovejoy.Jessica may have a bad girl image, but when you really get to kno
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Maggie goes to high school Chapter 1
It was a hot summer day, a kind of day that made you want to swim all day long in the cold inviting waterIt was ahot summer day, a kind of day that made you want to swim all day longin the cold inviting water. Maggie longed to be in water; even if shecouldnt swim it didnt matter if it was cold but she had no suchluck. Today was her first day of high school; she was now 13 and wasenjoying some what
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The wacky boarding school Chapter 1
It was a warm sunny morning and Jessica was enjoying her holidays because she knew once it was over she would have to return to prisonIt was awarm sunny morning and Jessica was enjoying her holidays because sheknew once it was over she would have to return to prison. Not aliteral prison but a boarding school which is probably worst.Honey,shouldnt you be getting backed for school? Helen asked walki
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Heres the money shot Chapter 1
Itwas happening again.TheReverend Timothy Lovejoy looked down at his arm, hoping he wasmistaken. Maybe he was seeing things. But no, he was right. It washappening again.Hisleft arm was fading away; vanishing as though it had never beenthere. It had happened before, but there was one difference; lasttime it hadnt really changed that much. Now, as he held his handup to the basement light, he realise
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Heres the money shot Chapter 2
Lovejoys first thought was; my God, I must have banged my head a bit too hard.Then: no, I must have inhaled some of those drugs.But even as he got to his feet, he remembered the portal. Hed fallen through it no, been pushed through it and now he was in some kind of new dimension.This new dimension looked oddly like someones study. Various books and pieces of paper were scattered over a desk that
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Pretty Vacant Chapter 1
Hi, my name is homerHi, myname is homer. I work in a nuclear power plant in my local townSpringfield but because of my love of nature and beer Im slowlydestroying both. I am having a drink at my favourite bar inSpringfield, Moes Tavern.HeyBarney, what are you doing back here? Moe says with smug look.I justwant to apologise for my past behaviour. Barney replied.Youalready did that.Ohit was in my di
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Pretty Vacant Chapter 2
Homer, I got another warning from the power company its the final oneHomer,I got another warning from the power company its the finalone. Marge says sitting down next to me. I had been faking goingto work but instead I went to Moes to relieve my pain.Is thatso? Well I must have forgotten, Ill do it right. I say gettingmy cheque book out. I write up a cheque, Marge returns back into thekitchen and
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