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Pretty Vacant Chapter 3
A/N: My shortest chapter everA/N: Myshortest chapter everI had beenforced into being a chicken for nearly 2 weeks now. I was searchingfor other jobs but they have been unsuccessful. Lisa heard about thenews and instantly started giving saxophone lessons. Bart learntabout my being fired as well and has started looking for a job. Margehas frying burgers at Krusty burgers.Daddy,how come we cant watch
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The Holocaust Chapter 1
I run on hard steps, shoes that exposed my foot to the stones and glass in the broken down society that was once GermanyI run onhard steps, shoes that exposed my foot to the stones and glass in thebroken down society that was once Germany. I am hiding from theGestapo in every possible location, I need to continue moving or elseI will get caught for sure. Right now I was hiding in an abandonedshop,
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The Holocaust Chapter 2
In the darkness of the night I must continue my journey, if I stop and get caught then it will be the endDeeper andDeeper into the forest I go, darkness imprisons me all I see is anightmare I cant awake from. I wish there was some way I could sayI was dreaming but Im not. I am living life in hell, every step Itake I am afraid being caught and persecuted for my heritage.Maggie,dont you worry we wil
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The Holocaust Chapter 3
We walked into a small, abandoned house on the other side of the townWe walkedinto a small, abandoned house on the other side of the town. When wewalk in we see a small group of Jews, some I know that I haventseen in so long. It feels so good to be reunited with them.Milhouse,I say hugging my best friend for the first time in so many months. Hehad deteriorated in the past few months, he was nothin
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The Holocaust Chapter 4
Inches become miles when you dont have a destination and your warn out and hungryThe hollowscreams, the Germans have taken my soul. In flames of destruction Iroam, psychotic eyes search for me wherever I roam. My feet hasbecome the night sky filled with stars of pain. My stomach groanslike a beast for something edible, anything at all.InvisibleMachine guns barking at me, rattling gun fire where ev
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The Holocaust Chapter 5
6 weeks was all it tookA/N: Imsorry I have been focusing on so many new fics I havent becomewhat I hated. A writer of many, a finisher of none. I know the lastfew chapters have been badly paced but I hope this one isnt. Itsfunny no matter what story with Jessica and Reverend Lovejoy I writeit always has Jessica disobeying her father in this case for a goodcause.6 weekswas all it took. I thought I
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Sweeny Bob Chapter 1
Sweeny BobHeSweeny BobNote: Simpsons fan-fiction. Although I realize Musings of aHomicidal Maniac had Robert doing a complete 360 turnaround in hispersonality, I must admit I enjoy Roberts usual mania. Afterseeing Death of a Fiend and being inspired by Sweeny Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, I gave Robert the perfect coverin the musical itself, which he lures the Simpson family too. Thewhole
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 1
A/N: Basedon Reverend Lovejoys Helen Lovejoy: wife, gossip demon slayer, itwas an amazing and unique fic.Disclaimer:I dont own the Simpsons, Matt Groening does and I dont ownRoberta Lewis, Reverend Lovejoy does.Mylittle girl is all grown up, Helen said stroking her daughtershair. Jessica would be returning to school again, now she was 15 andstarting her third year in high school. Helen didnt want
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 2
This world has many amazing things, only some can see what is real, the true horrors of the grave and beyondThis worldhas many amazing things, only some can see what is real, the truehorrors of the grave and beyond. Jessica might be one of thesepeople; she after all saw her mothers death and Lucifer.JessicaLovejoy? Jessica was facing an old lady, she believed she had seenher quite a while ago but
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 3
In the sweet magic of time Jessica had picked up the skills needed to be a demon slayer, although she had a lot of aggression she didnt know how to channel it but now Roberta Lewis has shown herIn thesweet magic of time Jessica had picked up the skills needed to be ademon slayer, although she had a lot of aggression she didnt knowhow to channel it but now Roberta Lewis has shown her.Justbreak anot
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Jessica the demon slayer Chapter 4
This is so bizarre, Reverend Lovejoy said holding an emerald to his daughter, it was a typical emerald but it had a snake somehow craved in the centre without any outer damageThis isso bizarre, Reverend Lovejoy said holding an emerald to hisdaughter, it was a typical emerald but it had a snake somehow cravedin the centre without any outer damage.Wheredid you get it? Jessica asked.I wasgoing throug
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Attracting A Star Chapter 1
And were listening to I broke my brainDisclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons, orany of its characters. But I have written about them and put them onFanFiction. And thats breaking a copyright law. So sue me, I dareyou.Andwere listening to I broke my brain!on audio book through the radio! said the radio man, And nowwell hand it over to Troy McLure with chapter number 2.Hi,Im Troy McClure, you may reme
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Attracting A Star Chapter 2
The next morning, Bart and Lisa rushed down the stairs, they had to make a plan before Marge and Homer got out of bedThe nextmorning, Bart and Lisa rushed down the stairs, they had to make aplan before Marge and Homer got out of bed.I saywe just put the Simpsons sign in Flanders garden, then shewill find out that the people in Springfield are Christians andshell be gone within an hour. suggested B
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the trouble with Bart is Chapter 1
Seymour Skinner sat at his desk across from one Bartholomew .J.Simpson, a fourteen-year-old blonde, blue-eyed trouble maker, who hadjust been sent in for the felony of "making a mockery of Ms.Krabapples class" and that term was used in the loosest sense ofthe manner, unlike principal Skinner Bart seemed to be in a chippermood, no doubt proud of the terrors he had unleashed on theunsuspecting class
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the trouble with Bart is Chapter 2
Lisa ran towards the Kwik-E-Mart hurriedly, several meters behind her was Millhouse also running, Lisa who actually had an athletes body, even though she sometimes doesn't realize it, wasn't out of breath at all unlike Millhouse who was gasping and wheezLisa ran towards the Kwik-E-Mart hurriedly, several meters behind herwas Millhouse also running, Lisa who actually had an athletes body,even thoug
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the trouble with Bart is Chapter 3
The following morning Nelson avoided Bart completely on the bus, even though it looked like Bart didn't even notice giving Nelson mixed feelings, so Bart doesn't care that I'm avoiding him Nelson thought complacently well, thats goodThe following morning Nelson avoided Bart completely on the bus,even though it looked like Bart didn't even notice giving Nelsonmixed feelings, so Bart doesn't care th
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Bart and Lisas Almost Excelent Adventure Chapter 1
Bart and Lisa's almost excelent adventureThe story begins with principal skinner in the assembly hall in front of all the students.Skinner: "Now as you all Know spring break is coming and you all know what that means".Nelson: "No school"Jimbo: "Beach partys" (He says this while holding up a frisbie)Milhouse: "A chance to catch up on our reading" (Milhouse is then hit in the back of the head with a
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Wishing I Had Beer Chapter 1
(to the tune of Chicago's Wishing You Were Here)Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Heaven knows and Lord it shows when I'm sober Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beerSame old show in a different town on another time Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beer Even though I try and try, it's on my mind Ooo ooo ooo, wishing I had beerAnd I'd like to change my life, and
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 1
SIDESHOW SLIDESHOWWhoo-hoo! This is my first ORIGINAL Simpsons fic. No movie parody/spoof. I really hope you enjoy it, I really do...CHAPTER ONE: CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN BOBMarge and Lisa are preparing the projector for the slides in the living room. Homer walks in holding an enormous amount of food."Homer, is that for everybody or just you?" Marge asks."Oh, you guys want some? I'll be right back.
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 2
So, to feed my appetite for movie parodies, each chapter will be a spoof on a movie title. see:CHAPTER TWO: NIGHT OF THE LIVING BOBSideshow Bob now has the Simpson family, and Patty and Selma, tied up in the center of the living room. "Now, I suppose you all are wondering why I am constantly appearing in your photographs, hmm?" Bob asks."Not really, I wasn't paying attention!" Homer says after swa
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 3
CHAPTER THREE: LIVE AND LET BOB"Have you satisfied your hunger, Homer?" Bob asks Homer who is licking the chocolate off his lips."Perhaps...come back to me on that Barry.""It's BOB!!!" No response from Homer, just a blank stare. "Never mind. Let's get back to the story..." Bob clicked to the next slide. "After the bathroom incident I followed you to downtown Springfield. You parked your car into a
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 4
CHAPTER FOUR: BOB TO THE FUTURE"After you had a bite to eat, you exited downtown Springfield and checked into a hotel. I know this because I was there..." Bob clicks to the next slide which shows Bart and Lisa in the lobby of a hotel.FLASHBACK TO THE SIMPSONS STANDING AT A COUNTER OF A HOTEL"We would like two rooms, please." Marge says to the man at the counter."Sure thing!" The squeaky voiced tee
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 5
This is where I have a little trouble writing this story. Since we don't know where Springfield is, I took a note from the movie and started with one of the bordering states, Ohio, and going West from there. Just FYI. It took me a while due to the research needed for the state. Expect these long breaks between posts from now on. oh, and I had to do a Drew Carey Show reference. They are in Clevelan
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 6
I'm sad to say this story is coming to a close. This is the second to last chapter. It's been fun, but I don't think I can write much more of this to be honest. Here's chapter six.Chapter Six: A Bob Well DoneBob clicks the slide a few times. "My, there sure is a lot of these pictures of Ohio." He says as he goes through several pictures."I had the camera!" Homer says."Yes, I can tell. Most of thes
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Sideshow Slideshow Chapter 7
Here it is, the probably anti-climatic ending to Slideshow Slideshow:An Ending Fit For A BobThe Simpsons call the cops and an hour later, they come. Cheif Wiggum cuffs Bob, who is awake. "Sorry about the lateness, we would've been here sooner, but Lou bet me that I couldn't eat a whole large pizza. I won the bet.""Uh, don't be too proud of that chief." Lou says as he cuffs Cecil."Lou, can you let
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The Ringer Chapter 1
THE RINGERTHE RINGERA/n: This storycontains descriptions of graphic and implied violence (but nothingworse than some Bruce Willis flicks). Also some mild cussing. If youare offended by such situations, consider yourself warned.Chapter 1 Fat Tonys PlanIts the wee hours ofthe morning and at Springfields Legitimate Businessmens Club.Fat Tony and his henchmen are burning the midnight oil. Lately Tonyh
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The Ringer Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Buddys Search Chapter 2 Buddys SearchBuddy, masquerading as Smithers, pulls into the parking lot of the power plant. He has been well coached in his new role and instructed about what to do. He has no problem passing by the main entrance security guard and looks at the building directory just inside and sees that the office of C. Montgomery Burns is on the ground floor. Looking around
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The Ringer Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Smithers OrdealTony straightens up, Have it your way, pal. He turns a dial on the tazer and lightly touches it to Smithers neck. His whole body jerks, but he says nothing. Tony ups the voltage another notch. ZAP! Smithers convulses then, shaking his head, moans. Still no conversation. Tony moves back and addresses his henchmen, Okay, hit im hard and hit im anyplace, but dont break his j
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The Ringer Chapter 4
Chapter 4 KittyThe scene back at Tonys club is bleak. Smithers struggles to free himself even more vehemently, fearing for Mr. Burns safety. He is fighting severe vertigo and the throbbing ache in his head, every breath an agony, but with each twist and turn, the ropes tighten and the knots press into his wrists. Suddenly theres a timid knock at the door. Smithers moans in his gag and tries despe
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The Ringer Chapter 5
Chapter 5 Caught in the ActIn Burns' office, Buddy is suddenly making his own plans that dont quite mesh with Tonys. He has decided on a double-cross and plans to take the cash for himself. The computer file revealed how much money is in the safe. He will need it to provide a good life for Kitty. He opens a desk drawer and removes a paper bag then returns to the inner office.What are you doing in
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The Ringer Chapter 6
Chapter 6 Angst is All AroundIn a fairly deserted part of the city the real Smithers is attempting to get to the power plant, but sees no taxis or other means of rapid transportation. He is quickly losing his already tenuous stamina. He slows down and rests briefly against the side of a building gasping for breath. As he tries to move on again, he stops abruptly, puts his hand to his head and col
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The Ringer Chapter 7
Chapter 7 SidetrackedSmithers is finally able to hail a taxi, but he is so dazed he cant make the driver understand where he wants to go. He sits in the back of the cab moaning incoherently. The driver decides to drop him off at the hospital figuring this was only some drunk that got in a street fight. At the emergency room the waiting orderlies hustle him inside on a gurney. The attending doctor
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The Ringer Chapter 8
Chapter 8 The Burns IdentityExcuse me. Can I help you? Mr. Burns voice asks. Waylon looks up to see his beloved boss standing over him. Burns is startled to see another Smithers groveling about the office. DAH! they both exclaim simultaneously and faint.The next thing he knows, Smithers is staring into the face of the same doctor from the ER. The sharp smell of ammonia is still in his nose. He tr
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Donuts Chapter 1
It was a warm sunny day in Springfield and Homer was sunbathing in his gardenDonutsIt was awarm sunny day in Springfield and Homer was sunbathing in his garden.Ned came out of his house and looked at Homer in disgust.HowdyNeighbour! Would you mind-No!But youdont understand! My son-Justbecause I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand!Nedsighed, guessing that there was little chance that he would b
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Chaos In Springfield The Mask Attacks Chapter 1
This is a story I came up with late one night, and I thought it would be pretty funny. I hope it is, I put a good amount of effort into this. Disclaimer: I don't own The Mask or The Simpsons or any of their prospective characters.It's been a few months since Stanley Ipkiss threw that infamous mask into Edge City Bay. Since then, it's floated through many towns across America, causing chaos. But to
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Chaos In Springfield The Mask Attacks Chapter 2
A little word about this chapter, since it is about Ned Flanders, it's going to be very religious. Thought I should just say this in case this chapter upsets anyone. So, you have been warned. Read and enjoy!NED FLANDERSThe mask lands on the lawn of Ned Flanders. Rod and Todd run over to inspect it."What do you think it is?""It looks like a mask. Should we tell dad?""Tell me what boys?" Ned walks u
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Chaos In Springfield The Mask Attacks Chapter 3
BART SIMPSONThe mask, still flying through the air, hits a billboard and flies back toward the Simpson house. It goes in Bart's window and lands on his bed. Bart walks in the room and throws his backpack down."Skinner's going to pay. I swear it!"Flashback to a hour ago:Bart is in the cafeteria talking to his friends. Nelson comes over and steals some food."Hey!" Bart yells. "Give me my food back!"
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Chaos In Springfield The Mask Attacks Chapter 4
Here it is, after a long, long wait, the end to this story. It's been a while, but I tried to make the end as eventful as I could, while still trying to maintain Simpson humor. Enjoy...Sideshow BobThe mask, after detaching from Bart, flies through the air and lands in a truck. It is a laundry truck. The mask managed to land inside one of the open bags. On the side says Springfield Penitentiary Lau
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All About Moe Chapter 1
All About MoeAllAbout MoeNote: Inspired by the parody of All About Eve, a classic film basedon a young woman who becomes a starlet and self-absorbedBut inthis case, we get to know Moe on a different basis at a more privateand intimate level. It answers the question, What if Moe nevermet Lynn Marie ?Iask myselfhow things could be different or what I couldve saidto prevent this all from happening. M
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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 1
"Come on Milhouse! Krusty's on!" Bart Simspon cried out to his best friend."Wait Bart, I'm coming!" Milhouse quickly ran and took a seat next to Bart. "I wouldn't miss Krusty for the world." he exclaimed."Hey, hey, hey, kids!" Krusty said from the television. "We have an announcement about our new contest. Sadly, it's a story contest. Sadly, it's a a story contest. And what sucks even more is that
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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 2
Two Months Later"Come on Milhouse, they're about to announce the winner!" Bart yelled."I'm coming!" Milhouse quickly ran into the living room."Now, I bet you're all wondering who won the contest,"Krusty said from the TV "But I just wanted to say that all the stories I read sucked, but I still had to choose one. And you kids wasted five hours of my time, because I was forced to read your stories! S
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The Simpsons in Caribbean Cruise Chapter 3
yeah, sorry about not updating this for awhile..ive been working on my across the universe fan fic, so i kinda forgot about this one...but here's another chapter for all of u!
The Simpsons were soon walking along the dock, looking for their cruise ship, which was called the Queen Mary 3."Well that's original." Homer muttered. They walked up the ramp to the ship."Wow, this boat is amazing!" Ma
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