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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 7
Homer opened up the envelope slowly so he would not ruin the sweet insides that he had been hoping for for nearly a month. Last year he remembered that he got five percent extra, not a lot but it was still nice to have some extra money in the pocket. Last year Mr. Burns even said that he would raise it every year. Of course he may have also been a little high on the ether that day.Homer pulled the
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Homer Simpsons Christmas Vacation Chapter 8
Everyone ducked in cover as glass, debris and other random objects came flying into the living room. All except for Homer who hid behind Mr. Burns, Burns himself only stood there gawking at how fast the SWAT team had come to rescue him, no doubt from Smithers.Alright I want everyone to freeze! yelled Clancy Wiggum as he entered the room, gun pointed all around at everyone.Theres been a mistake sir
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Fishing With Grandpa Joe Chapter 1
Fishingwith Grandpa JoeNote: Yet another Simpsons fan-fiction centered upon the Szyslak family. Joe reveals some painful secrets to his son while they are outfishing during their family holiday. Moe still holds many questionsfor his father, and no matter how much it hurts, he wants answers. Will he ever be able to fully reconcile with his father, or will thetwo remain at odds and carry their grudg
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 1
A month after the Simpsons Movie took placeThe town of Springfield was still in reconstruction after what had happened over the course of the last month. The Simpson house was still under construction, Moe (for some reason) still had his outfit on from the last month (the orange cone and the robe), and Plopper, also known by many as Spider Pig, eventually went back to his daddy (Homer J. Simpson).
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 2
First Chapter(Lisas Diary)Dear Log,A lot has happened over the past month. Springfield is still recovering from the incident with the EPA and I have developed a crush on Colin (I wonder if his father is really Bono). Hes concerned about the environment and is demonstrating to spread this message. However theres still Milhouse. I realize that he has feelings for me and he is so sweet when he is con
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 3
Lisa woke up the next morning still with the thoughts about Colin and Milhouse in her mind. Marge kept rushing her and Bart out of the door so they would nott miss the bus. Walking by each of the rows, Lisa took a seat next to Martin, who kept asking her questions about the lessons they might have in Ms. Hoovers class today. However Lisas mind was clouded with the thoughts about the boys.At school
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 4
I'm truly sorry if this chapter, like the others before, was too short!! Right now i need some inspiration and I can't really add anything else to the chapter. I promise that the next chapters would be longer..."I love Springfield for its beautiful and vivid mixture of people andthe area is just lovely"Lisa was highly indulged in Colin's pure face as he talked to herabouthis thoughts on Springfiel
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Lisa LOVES Colin what about Milhouse Chapter 5
Lisa enjoyed the rest of the school day listening to what Colin had to say. Even for the first time in her whole life, she was daydreaming in class about Colin. Lisa felt a great joy that she had never felt before. This joy was much greater than the time she had her first crush on Mr. Bergstrom or even the time when she first met Bleeding Gums Murphy. She never felt this way about a boy before.The
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A Mogul Most Unyielding and Others Chapter 1
Thealarm clock went off sharply at seven. Mr. Burns allowed it to ringoh, two times before becoming irate. Where was that useless Smithers?Ususally he arrived promptly at 6:59 in time to turn off the infernalcontraption. Oh, he could feel the goo in his eardrums sloshing!Heswatted his hand at the clock angrily, becoming increasingly morefrustrated as it ignored him. How did Smithers usually operat
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Barts Long Day Chapter 1
BartsLong DayOn November 5th 2012 it seemed like another ordinary dayfor Bart Simpson. Bart is just an average ten year old that attendsSpringfield Elementary. On this day, Barts class was going on afield trip to the Science Centre. Bart was looking forward to thistrip the moment Ms. Krabappel announced she would take them on thefield trip. Bart was planning to ditch the tour with his class andwan
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Simpsons vs Evil Canada Dude Chapter 1
Simpsons vs. Evil Canada DudeI DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS FROM THIS FANFICTION NOVEL!The Simpsons are at home enjoying TV dinner, and watching the news while a special news report is broadcasted.The city of Toronto has been robbed of one of their most prized possessions! The Stanley cup Ring, this is a ring that belonged to the Toronto Maple Leafs organisation or commonly known to us of Springfield
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Beneath the styrofoam sky Chapter 1
Witheach word he read of the article on the web site which he wascurrently studying on his home computer, the look of revulsion onWaylon Smithers face grew more intense. He began to shake his headat disbelief.GoodLord, Waylon said to himself,how can I be a party to this? MyGod, the things that it says on these web sites about what BirchBarlow and all his bigoted friends have been advocating doing
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Our Little Understanding Chapter 1
a/n: ahoyfriends and fiends, time for me to find a productive use of my Burns& Smithers love. Have fun and spread the fandom, yoOurLittle UnderstandingIfanyone was watching, they would find that the routine was essentiallythe same. In the morning I brought him his coffee and paper; in theevening, I catered to his fantastical whimsies of the day. Today hedecided upon a steamed ham.Aftera slavis
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The Simpsons go to Toronto Chapter 1
The Simpsons Go to Toronto!Ok class, today is report card day, you better get this signed by your parents for tomorrow, Ralph Wiggam, Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Milhouse calls the students one by one.What? Me fail English? Thats unpossible! Ralph says shockingly. Oh no, my parents will kill me if they see my mark and the trip to Toronto will be cancelled! Bart exclaims. Bart imagines Homer stran
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Bart and Milhouse on a field trip Chapter 1
My first and last trip to the science centerPart 1 English classI sighed and closed the book. I looked at the clock. There were 2minutes until the end of the period and the beginning of the ScienceCenter field trip. That is going to be one kind of a trip Isaid to myself.Hey Bart, whispered Milhouse, my bestfriend, who was sitting next to me in this boring English class.What? I asked.You ready?Yeah
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Isla Nuclear Chapter 1
A/N: Well it hasbeen a long time but here is my next story and hopefully you like itas much as my other stories. By the way I don't own any Simpsonscharacters or any fictional characters that are real fake characterson fictional TV shows or movies that really exist.IslaNuclearThecouch gag has all the Simpsons as caveman family and instead of acouch there is a log. Homer is trying to learn how to s
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Isla Nuclear Chapter 2
Me: I know this is kind of a short chapter but I've been really busy lately and I don't want to make you guys wait any longer so here's the second chapter.Mr. Burns, Smithers, Graf, and Arnold were watching what was going on.Burns: Smithers what is happening?Smithers: I think the storm is causing the animals to act weird.Burns: Every dinosaur is climbing over the fences except the triceratops it d
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Isla Nuclear Chapter 3
A/N:Here is the last part to Isla Nuclear. I'm not sure what my nextstory will be but I'll try to get one going soon.Back atthe Plant Mr. Burns, Arnold, Lenny, Carl, Graf, and Smithers aremaking their next move.Smithers:Sir the helicopter will be here to take us out in 2 hours.Lenny:2 hours but what about the others?Mr.Burns: Consider them fired. Graf you need to go to the other end ofcomplex and
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The Simpsons and the Science Centre Chapter 1
The Simpsons and the science centreBy: Nishanthan KuganesaphavanDisclaimer: I do not own these characters and I am not making any money off this.As usual, Saturday morning finds Bart and Lisa Simpson stretched out on their bellies in front of the television, watching their favourite cartoon friends, Itchy and Scratchy. Marge has been increasingly concerned about the amount of time Bart and Lisa ha
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 1
FridayHewondered if he had really always known it would turn out this way.Ironically,hed planned on telling him himself. And maybe, possibly heactually wouldve gone through with it this time-the day after, thenight IT happened. But IT happened, and now there was no need to tellhim because he already knew. He knew enough, anyway. And forSmithers, it was all over.Hehadnt brought it on himself, as it
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do notown The SimpsonsSmithers wasawakened at four in the morning by the insistent ringing of thedoorbell. Horribly hung over, he crawled he crawled off the couchwhere he had passed out, nearly tripping over his Yorkshire terrier,Hercules.Montgomery Burnsstood in the hall outside his door. He wrinkled his nose in revulsionat how sorry a sight Smithers was, but he said simply,Er, well
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.Sitting in his study later that day, Monty leaned back in his enormous wingback chair and tented his fingers, not in pleasure, but in growing irritation. He swiveled around to face the window and the sun glared harshly into his eyes, prompting him to jump up more quickly than he believed he was capable of doing.Bah! he cried, and with a stupendous amount of ef
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I do notown the Simpsons.PleaseRead and Review!Waylonstood under a cold shower in his hotel room until his skin turnedpruny and he threatened to pass out from an empty stomach. He finallyshut off the water and wrapped a towel around himself. He imaginedthe newspaper telling of his death, reporting that Waylon Smithers ofSpringfield had struck his head on the bathroom floor aftercollaps
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 5
Disclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons.Authors Note: Just in case anyone was confused, I used the nameMaggie for Smithers ex-wife because thats what Harleenquinncalled her in her wonderful stories. So no, my fanfic doesnt takeplace in the future, or in some weird parallel universe whereSmithers was married to Maggie Simpson.SundayMontyBurns woke up wondering how he was going to face another day. Hed
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons.Please Read & Review:)I have pizza for breakfast, Charla announced cheerfully when he reluctantly answered the door to her the following morning , her smile as sunny as the island day outside, brandishing a box containing said pie, a delicious aroma emitting from it. Isnt it fun?Oh, yeah, I dont know when Ive had such fun, Smithers said sardonically, but h
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 7
Disclaimer:I do not own the Simpsons. Please read and review! MondayLennyand Carl stood tremulously before the great oak desk. The formertwiddled his thumbs in nervous apprehension, whilst the latterseyes darted uneasily around the room, landing on anything except thefrail but ominous looking man behind the desk who had summoned themhere. But that mans focus wasnt on the pair of nincompoopsalready
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Fallout Shelter Chapter 8
Authors Note: FinalChapter! The previous one was short, so Im making this one extralong, which is hopefully a good thing. :)Thank you to myreviewers:D Please review this chapter, too, and enjoy!!!Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons.When Smithers wentdown to the lobby of his apartment complex shortly after lunch onMonday to check his mail, he found a young woman there about to getinto his mailbox
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Such Movement Chapter 1
Such MovementRating: TWarnings of Bob/Bart and attempted murder.The Simpsonsbelongs to FOX and its related companies and I am only taking Bob &Bart out of context just a littleBut why are youdoing this to me then?!Bart! Dont youunderstand anything?! You fool!And the knife in Bobshand was moving closer.Plunk Plunk PlunkEach stab it made intothe wooden floor of this place they were in, made it
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The Aqua teenrama Chapter 1
The Aqua TeenRamaBy KingWaspinatorChapter 15th fanfic!FR universeIt was a normal day atthe Planet Express delivery service. Fry was playing video games,Leela was working in the gym, Bender was drinking his heart out andthe Professor was working on the delivery ship. Fry was extremelybored. Professor, isnt there any deliveries to do today?Im sorry Fry but no one has called us. Its been a month andw
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Simpsons, because if I did, I WOULD BE RICH (lol)!! Okay, I decided to bring this story back for the people that actually like this story!If you do not like this story, DONT READ IT! Got it? Thanks!------------------------------------------------------------------------Its time to tell you two the truth.Bart and Lisa were in their living room with their parents. Homer
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 2
DISCLAIMER:How could I possibly own the Simpsons? In a parallel universe maybe?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wow,I cannot believe that you are not really my brother anymore, Bart!said LisaItsso weird.I mean how is this possible?! said BartAnythingis possible, Bart.Hmm,like maybe you liking Milhouse?BART!!!You idiot, I DO
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 3
DISCLAIMER:(insert disclaimer here because I dont feel like it, lol)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAY!!We are going to the pool! said Bart and Lisa.Afterthat, well get FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!! said Homer.HOORAH!!FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!! said the two kids.Guys,I know that youre excited, but try not to yell! said MargeSorry.The
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 4
DISCLAIMER:We all know that I dont own the Simpsons.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lisawas lying on her bed just thinking about the truth. Icant believe that Bart really is not my brother, Lisathought, well,he IS my brother but, we are no longer blood related. I need to stophiding my sadness, I need, to talk about this. Y
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Truth Transformed Into Love Chapter 5
DISCLAIMER:SailorSW: Springfield, do I own you?Springfield:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bartand Lisa were in their living room, about to talk. They knew talkingto each other would help them.Sodid Milhouse help you?Yeah,he did. He also kissed me.Ononthe lips?Yes.Yourekidding me right?Ikid
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The Joy of Cooking Milhouse Chapter 1
IntroductionThank youfor purchasing the new edition of THE JOY OF COOKING MILHOUSE, theperfect cook book for the disgruntled, lonely and cannibalisticteacher of Fourth Graders.This isthe 687th edition of this extremely popular cook book. Thevery first edition was published way back in the times of the AncientRomans where it was widely accepted that teachers would eat failingstudents. In fact, the
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The Joy of Cooking Milhouse Chapter 2
SUPER CAKESSent in by the Comic Book Guy.The Comic Book guy says Recently I began playing World ofWarcraft, and I was quite disapointed. After only playing the gamefor a meagre 14 months with only 5 minute toilet breaks each day Ifinished upgrading my Warlock to level 100. For this gameplay time Ihad sustained myself with crackers, crackers and more crackers. Ilost 120 pounds! Naturally I was rat
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One Clue Over the Cuckoos Nest Chapter 1
One Clue Over the Cuckoos NestBob is back, and this time hes not just going for his usual target, Bart, but a new one. One that deserves this homicidal maniacs terrible attempt for murder. No its not who you think it is, but its a variety of people. Or is it? But the clues all lead up to two specific people. One we know and love, and another that was always the master mind behind the one we know a
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One Clue Over the Cuckoos Nest Chapter 2
Thanks to Quick-n-Popular, I'm going on. And trust me, the story will get more exciting.Bart's BirthdayA lot of things have changed in two years, but nothing that isn't surprising.Homer, has become more stupid. He has gained hair, and gained weight. But he's still the non-caring father he is.Marge, has had a lot of things happen. She got a job, and then was fired. She almost divorced Homer again,
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The Other other side of the story Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own TheSimpsonsMarge and Homer were inthe kitchen cleaning the mess that Maggie had made, lately she hadbeen spending quite a lot of time with Bart, and found that his lifestyle is "wonderful" he had even starting teaching her tocall her parents by their first names. Why she had taken up thisfacenation with Bart was a huge wonder to the family. For most of hersmall but valuabl
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And then there was Bart Chapter 1
Homer J.Simpson looked down at the sleeping figure of his soul mate, hisbeloved, his Marge; her face was illuminated only by the stars andthe moon that pierced the night sky, which werent looking downdirectly at them for they were both cuddled together in the oldwindmill at the golf course, the light peeked at them through twosmall holes and frankly didn't light up much, but Homer didn't needany l
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Blues Riot 64 Chapter 1
Blues Riot #64THIS IS MY FIRST FIC I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE! PLZ TELL ME IF U WANT MORE CHAPTERS SO BRING ON THE FLAMES!As the TV was on in the Simpsons houseKent brockman said the usual two people died, the gays fight for their rightsagain!but just then from the kitchen Marge and Lisa hear, the companies of hair dyes have decided to ban all blue hair dyes #17-64! At the same time he also says the scho
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MoeLatte Chapter 1
Moe-LatteNote:Another Moe-centric Simpsons fan-fiction. With the arrival of a newStarbucks (here called Morebucks) in Springfield, people arefinding their fix more in coffee than at Moes, and in orderto accommodate to the changing taste, Moe offers a line of coffeesand teas that Maury and Francine help him to perfect. It issensational fare, and it earns him more sophisticatedcustomers. One of thos
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